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Ghost In The 'Lac
03-22-2009, 06:19 PM
not had weed for umm 2 days

im withdrawled

not addicted

but addicted to doing things stoned

watching funny shit
eating
listening to music
blowjobs
being around other people who are usually mind numbingly dull in your day to day life
being funny is funnier
did i say listening to music
the internet
watching NBA
sleeping
talking to skinzzz
astro travellin'

^^ALL THESE THINGS FEEL SO MUCH BETTA BAKED.

Im addicted to that feeling faggits. I cant listen to E1999 anymore when im not P.O.D'ded

who esle has this life issue they wanna wlog about?

only thing i wouldnt say it improves is playing sports, but i wouldnt say it deproves it, unless you are freshly tweeded during play

EAGLE EYE
03-22-2009, 06:26 PM
LOL you give blow jobs baked?

INF
03-22-2009, 06:28 PM
I love everything whilst baked, that's right whilst.

GhettoGnom
03-22-2009, 06:40 PM
Though you might not improve at sports while high, you gotta admit that even that is a lot funner when high.

And let me add on:
Being around non-smokers when you're high at a totally improper time/place.
listening to music
watching old disney movies
prank calling
video games
listening to music

JasonD
03-22-2009, 06:45 PM
LOL you give blow jobs baked?
LMFAO

this is one of dumbest topics i've seen

did you just start smoking last week or something? you sound like a middle school girl after a couple coolers or one of those retarded smokers who feel the need to tell everyone they are high or brag about smoking.

Ghost In The 'Lac
03-22-2009, 06:52 PM
Though you might not improve at sports while high, you gotta admit that even that is a lot funner when high.

And let me add on:
Being around non-smokers when you're high at a totally improper time/place.
listening to music
watching old disney movies
prank calling
video games
listening to music


Ive often played sports high. Just a few weeks ago in fact i turned up to a 5 a side freshly baked.

idk, it didnt alter that much, but i def prefer being sober while playing sports.

I agreee with your points though, theyre good. Being aournd non high people while your high is just as fun as being around high people. Maybe more fun.

I stopped prank calling about in my teens but i was contemplating prank calling the FRANK drug helpline we have over here, while high, i may still do that, and record it.

Oh yeah video games is another thing way more fun high. WAAAAAAAY more fun imo.

Working too. I do a job that involves constant public interaction soooooo it gets a little abstract sometimes, but way more fun.

Also posting on Wu crap.com.

JerseyIronman
03-22-2009, 06:55 PM
not had weed for umm 2 days

im withdrawled

not addicted

but addicted to doing things stoned:

watching funny shit
eating
listening to music
blowjobs
being around other people who are usually mind numbingly dull in your day to day life
being funny is funnier


HAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAHA




but ya, doing things stoned is more fun in general, like listening to music. I dont know about giving blowjobs tho, i cant comment on that.

Ghost In The 'Lac
03-22-2009, 07:02 PM
lol wtf

i even deleted the word "getting" from it too. for compression.

post compression no homo

yall niggas would think about givin blowjobs huh?

for a tru sans homo that thought never even came no homo in my mind

zooruka
03-22-2009, 07:15 PM
yeah i agree being stonned doing everyday shit is mad fun... cosign to that dude who said bing stonned at an impropper time and place this shit can make you be a little parinoid but if pulled off correctly it can be the best fun.


personally i like getting stonned when i have nothing to worry about thats my favourite time to smoke.


peace

Ghost In The 'Lac
03-22-2009, 07:16 PM
my sheep hear my voice!!! - JESUS

beautifulrock
03-22-2009, 07:18 PM
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/fail-owned-soap-fail1.jpg?w=470&h=373

zooruka
03-22-2009, 07:18 PM
my sheep hear my voice!!! - JESUS

its not what goes into a person that makes them unclean but what comes out of them-jesus


peace

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
03-22-2009, 07:19 PM
its not what goes into a person that makes them unclean but what comes out of them-jesus


peace


I hope Jesus said "no homo" after that.

Ghost In The 'Lac
03-22-2009, 07:22 PM
its not what goes into a person that makes them unclean but what comes out of them-jesus


peace

holy moses

that was the most homoerotic-novelesque posting technique ive seen since the last skampoe post

zooruka
03-22-2009, 07:38 PM
"I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole Earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food." -genesis

Mic Tyson
03-22-2009, 07:41 PM
zooruka why u fuckin ppls thread up with ignorant shit like that?

if u don't get high to read the bible, whatever u sayin is irrelevant.

beautifulrock
03-22-2009, 07:46 PM
http://pictureisunrelated.com/2009/03/06/slumber-party/

EAGLE EYE
03-22-2009, 07:46 PM
I smoke a couple times a month but my biggest fear is when the "stoner crowd" adopts to using Twitter. Just imagine all their dumb ass status updates:


"I'm rolling another joint and watching Gilligans Island"


"Alllll outta papers, Im going to the store now"


"Need more icecream"


"Why do people shower more than twice a week?"



"Im so so so so high!"

zooruka
03-22-2009, 07:54 PM
"I'm rolling another joint and watching Gilligans Island"




hahahahah lmao:i


peace

Ghost In The 'Lac
03-22-2009, 07:55 PM
stoned twitter continued

"where do countries get their names from anyway? Brazil? Who just decided to name that whole big-ass area "Brazil" one day, and was everyone OK with this?"

"why did i paint my room this color"

"why do i keep buying white socks?"

"CL2 coming this June!! Ice Water Inc."

"imagine getting paid to smoke weed. PAID to SMOKE weed. yooooooooo!! peace out"

zooruka
03-22-2009, 07:57 PM
"imagine getting paid to smoke weed. PAID to SMOKE weed. yooooooooo!! peace out"

i think you hit the nail on the head i think everyone who has smoked weed has had this thought lmao

EAGLE EYE
03-22-2009, 07:59 PM
Im disgusted that Rae can now lie about album release dates in 140 characters or less while sitting on his couch stoned.

EAGLE EYE
03-22-2009, 08:04 PM
I'm also disgusted our government made something this retarded:

http://www.abovetheinfluence.com/facts/gaming-high.aspx

Ghost In The 'Lac
03-22-2009, 08:08 PM
Im disgusted that Rae can now lie about album release dates in 140 characters or less while sitting on his couch stoned.

haha i know its a fucking sickening turn of events.

I'm also disgusted our government made something this retarded:

http://www.abovetheinfluence.com/facts/gaming-high.aspx

oh jesus

theres so much wrong in that idk where to start. it kind of makes me wanna roll up though. games are too easy these days anyway right.

so yeah anyhow lets convince kids to stay on their computer games getting fat all day rather than them going out experiancing life getting high with friends

KaramelSundae
03-22-2009, 08:13 PM
sex feels even better when your high

Ghost In The 'Lac
03-22-2009, 08:16 PM
waking up in the morning after going to bed baked feels better

GhettoGnom
03-23-2009, 10:05 AM
waking up in the morning after going to bed baked feels better


Nah, I actually disagree. Going to sleep baked is pure awesomeness, waking up on the other hand.. naaah

Longbongcilvaringz
03-23-2009, 11:27 AM
not had weed for umm 2 days

im withdrawled

not addicted

but addicted to doing things stoned

watching funny shit
eating
listening to music
blowjobs
being around other people who are usually mind numbingly dull in your day to day life
being funny is funnier
did i say listening to music
the internet
watching NBA
sleeping
talking to skinzzz
astro travellin'

^^ALL THESE THINGS FEEL SO MUCH BETTA BAKED.

Im addicted to that feeling faggits. I cant listen to E1999 anymore when im not P.O.D'ded

who esle has this life issue they wanna wlog about?

only thing i wouldnt say it improves is playing sports, but i wouldnt say it deproves it, unless you are freshly tweeded during play

Yeah.

Going anywhere becomes a bit of an adventure depending on how stoned you are also.

Riding to the beach isn't quite the same straight (no homo).

Longbongcilvaringz
03-23-2009, 11:31 AM
Nah, I actually disagree. Going to sleep baked is pure awesomeness, waking up on the other hand.. naaah

I'd say the feeling the next day is good.

Definitely prefer it to a fucking hangover.

Ghost In The 'Lac
03-23-2009, 11:48 AM
Everyone's different but I find the slightly groggyness of waking up after falling asleep high is nice. You just gotta go with it. Its like a more gentle wake up, smoother transition from being asleep to being awake, and once ive been up for a about 15 minutes and had a shower, I feel ALOT fresher than I would if I wasnt high the night before.

Basically I feel as though I can stay half asleep while Im getting out of bed, rather than trying to wake myself up.

also you get a better nights sleep while high. which helps the next day.

I dont like a wake and bake though. Ive never been that much of a morning smoker, well never really. I need to get shit done first, then reward myself with high grade.

narc
03-23-2009, 12:07 PM
I'm also disgusted our government made something this retarded:

http://www.abovetheinfluence.com/facts/gaming-high.aspx

hahaha that shits jokes, what kind of chode buys into that.

wake and bakes are allright, but sleeping high is the shit, sucks to force yourself awake though

Tage
03-23-2009, 12:16 PM
most things are better high... but i can remember having a smoke in school years ago... not realising there was a huge planned game of dodgeball or somethin in the sports hall.

totally baked playing dodgeball in an enclosed hall with aload of yapping girls with squeaky shoes... man, that made me check what lesson i had next before i smoked in school again

Longbongcilvaringz
03-23-2009, 12:18 PM
The most retarded thing is, that obviously anyone who has played a game high, isn't going to be too worried about your "skills" diminishing.

Attempts to get 'on the level' of the 'youth' are always so pathetic.

GhettoGnom
03-23-2009, 12:19 PM
I'd say the feeling the next day is good.

Definitely prefer it to a fucking hangover.


Hangovers ain't even comparable.

But meh, I dunno. I don't really care THAT much about mornings, but I do think I prefer the ordinary (read: not smoking before bed) ones.

As for wake and bake, I mean, I like it, but it fucks up my entire day. I just walk around tired as fuck, unable to do anything other than slacking. Aiight once in a while when I got vacation and got nothing to do, but normally I don't even consider it.

as for things that's more fun when smoking,
- everything you can do that's dumb and retarded as fuck, but funny.

Ghost In The 'Lac
03-23-2009, 12:25 PM
Weed has practical uses too.

Like real long boring bus or train journeys.

Just get high before hand. Problem solved.

GhettoGnom
03-23-2009, 01:03 PM
Weed has practical uses too.

Like real long boring bus or train journeys.

Just get high before hand. Problem solved.


or you can bring one of these and sit in the back unnoticed :)

http://www.everyonedoesit.com/img/products/vapbong_vapouriser_1.jpg

zooruka
03-23-2009, 05:18 PM
smoking in the morning is awesome but i like to wait about 15 minutes first until im actually up not in that half sleep state that your in when you first wake up...the only problem is at about 10:30 you become real tired and the day (especially at work drags on).


peace

drippie k
03-23-2009, 07:29 PM
i like waking up to an already rolled joint on my nightstand and lighting that motherfucker before my feet are even on the ground. smoke half that shit, get in the shower, smoke the rest, eat then i'm off with my day.

Tito_Para Enfrente
03-23-2009, 09:14 PM
weed is great

Wake and bakes are funny as fuck


Weed is great anytime

depending on your day

Visionz
03-23-2009, 09:19 PM
Weed has practical uses too.

Like real long boring bus or train journeys.

Just get high before hand. Problem solved.
same goes for long distance driving by yourself. I zone out in my own thoughts, barely noticing that I'm driving at all.

GhettoGnom
03-24-2009, 07:17 AM
I don't really like joints..
Vaporizors, pipes, bongs and other techniques like waterfall and shit >>>>>> joints..


+I can't afford smoking joints, 'cause if you want to get high you need to smoke like 4 times as much as you need with a bong.

Ghost In The 'Lac
03-24-2009, 04:47 PM
same goes for long distance driving by yourself. I zone out in my own thoughts, barely noticing that I'm driving at all.

LOL!

dont try this at home

zooruka
03-24-2009, 05:15 PM
I don't really like joints..
Vaporizors, pipes, bongs and other techniques like waterfall and shit >>>>>> joints..


+I can't afford smoking joints, 'cause if you want to get high you need to smoke like 4 times as much as you need with a bong.

i agree :clap::yes:

peace

Paranoid
03-24-2009, 05:27 PM
I smoke a couple times a month but my biggest fear is when the "stoner crowd" adopts to using Twitter. Just imagine all their dumb ass status updates:


"I'm rolling another joint and watching Gilligans Island"


"Alllll outta papers, Im going to the store now"


"Need more icecream"


"Why do people shower more than twice a week?"



"Im so so so so high!"

hehe

Paranoid
03-24-2009, 05:31 PM
but yea i agree

everything is better stoned

except when participating in any form of physical or academic work but its been a long time since ive done any of that

Longbongcilvaringz
03-24-2009, 09:54 PM
Things which aren't better stoned sometimes:

- Waiting in line for more than 10 minutes in public.

- Imagining your brain as orange jelly

Mumm Ra
03-25-2009, 01:18 AM
I was stuck in the holding tank for a few hours tonight
I'm sure I would've rather been high

GhettoGnom
03-25-2009, 06:12 AM
Things which aren't better stoned sometimes:
- Imagining your brain as orange jelly


Why would you imagine that without being stoned?

Durag
03-25-2009, 06:23 AM
Fightening isnt better when stoned. Ive gotten my ass kicked once or twice coz i got in a fight and i was too stoned to do anything. It was kinda funny though.

Mumm Ra
03-25-2009, 06:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Bateman http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1527258#post1527258)
Things which aren't better stoned sometimes:
- Imagining your brain as orange jelly


Why would you imagine that without being stoned?
lol for real, if anything it would be better to think of while stoned
thinking about it now it seems pretty retarded and pointless

Longbongcilvaringz
03-25-2009, 07:13 AM
Why would you imagine that without being stoned?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Bateman http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1527258#post1527258)
Things which aren't better stoned sometimes:
- Imagining your brain as orange jelly



lol for real, if anything it would be better to think of while stoned
thinking about it now it seems pretty retarded and pointless


...

I don't know what your point is.

My point is, it's an unpleasant thing to do stoned.

I'm just saying that it's a thing which i found bad to do stoned on one occasion lol.

Also thinking about different internal organs and stuff.

Try it some time.

Robert
03-25-2009, 10:05 AM
Seeing as I can at times be a rather paranoid stoner things like driving are out of the question.

Sex is different but I wouldn't necessarily say better when stoned.

Going to school stoned is not better then going to school normally.

Thinking heavy thoughts about death while stoned is also not something I'd recommend.

Don Universo
03-25-2009, 01:32 PM
smoking to the point i get so paranoid, I'm scared to leave the fuckin house...
so i just watch lesbian porn....and smile.

Don Universo
03-25-2009, 01:55 PM
I was stuck in the holding tank for a few hours tonight
I'm sure I would've rather been high

yes,yes going to jail high as a kite is a beautiful thing, you almost feel above and beyond knowing all these other jailbirds are sober.

PoH
03-25-2009, 02:12 PM
i coppd me sum OG KUSH dis morning from some grolic nigga off lees drive.

Paranoid
03-25-2009, 02:37 PM
Fightening isnt better when stoned. Ive gotten my ass kicked once or twice coz i got in a fight and i was too stoned to do anything. It was kinda funny though.

Were all very impressed about how much physical combat you partake in

Every thread

Stfu already

Paranoid
03-25-2009, 02:39 PM
Seeing as I can at times be a rather paranoid stoner things like driving are out of the question.

Sex is different but I wouldn't necessarily say better when stoned.

Going to school stoned is not better then going to school normally.

Thinking heavy thoughts about death while stoned is also not something I'd recommend.

sex stoned is definitely better

But yea I think about death/deep shit when I smoke alot

I can't help it

Tage
03-25-2009, 02:48 PM
playing darts when stoned is relaxing.... i play ALOT better when stoned and after a few beers, than just with beers in a pub.

PoH
03-25-2009, 03:00 PM
im fitting to get baked and make some videoz for tha hoes of wutang corp.