View Full Version : what's the best way to dispose of a dead body so nobody can find it?
Sicka than aidZ
09-11-2005, 01:34 AM
crab
Sicka than aidZ
09-11-2005, 01:35 AM
i unno, i think if u fed a corpse to crabs, they'd eat every last bit u of at the bottom of the sea
Popa Chief
09-11-2005, 01:37 AM
Try it out and tell us what you find.
I don't really think the crabs matter, as long as the body's at the bottom I think its pretty much gone anyways.
Sicka than aidZ
09-11-2005, 01:39 AM
sicka wouldnt kill a roach with raidfuck a roach,...i kill honey blunts ninja, you wouldnt know nuttin about it
Butter
09-11-2005, 05:37 AM
pigs. or crabs yes, they will eat human flesh.
Golden_Armz
09-11-2005, 05:41 AM
Acid apparently
King Callabah
09-11-2005, 08:34 AM
"first i assassinate em, then i cremate em, take all of his fuckin ashes and evapourate em" - Shabazz The Disciple
Big Bad Man
09-11-2005, 09:54 AM
Acid apparently
True, if you find that shit hard to grapple, feed it to pigs. They go through bones faster than an Impreza does 0-60. 6 piggies does the job. If you got money spare, hyenas even better ;)
Big Bad Man
09-11-2005, 09:55 AM
"first i assassinate em, then i cremate em, take all of his fuckin ashes and evapourate em" - Shabazz The Disciple
Crematory Parlours, u needa reallllllly know some1 for them to open up late at night and burn some1. Plus, people be wondering about the shit late at night. Too much hassle.
SHRAP
09-11-2005, 09:56 AM
Crematory Parlours, u needa reallllllly know some1 for them to open up late at night and burn some1. Plus, people be wondering about the shit late at night. Too much hassle.
sounds like a good place 2 work if u in the murder business
Big Bad Man
09-11-2005, 10:04 AM
sounds like a good place 2 work if u in the murder business
Defo. But over here, its easier to have a pig farm up the hills. Let them starve for a few days and BAM! A corpse.
King Callabah
09-11-2005, 10:18 AM
who mentioned crematory parlour!? throw they bitch ass on a bonfire LMAO! late night, big open country side, blamoo
k-man
09-11-2005, 10:28 AM
"You don't want to go sifting through pig shit now, do you?" - Sample in "Dead Body Disposal"
Pigs will eat anything but I don't think they fully digest bones.
Big Bad Man
09-11-2005, 10:58 AM
"You don't want to go sifting through pig shit now, do you?" - Sample in "Dead Body Disposal"
Pigs will eat anything but I don't think they fully digest bones.
They do. I know they do haahha. They even eat the shite. Swine merchants are useful wee fuckers.
31013
09-11-2005, 11:07 AM
:looking:
Big Bad Man
09-11-2005, 11:10 AM
Awright Goddess. Goddess is ok. It likes muay thai and lives near Vos Gym. Its automatically ok now.
31013
09-11-2005, 11:11 AM
And then you tell me that I have to see a doctor. Big Bad Man.
You're crazy 2.
Shaolin Warrior
09-11-2005, 01:21 PM
"first i assassinate em, then i cremate em, take all of his fuckin ashes and evapourate em" - Shabazz The DiscipleThat's EXACTLY the verse that came to mind once I saw this thread.
belfalo
09-12-2005, 07:43 AM
fuck pigs! i eat the corpses myself. sometimes i pulverize the bones and sell them to children as "instant milk".
100pr00f
09-12-2005, 07:57 AM
feed em to the sharks
best bet is to put it somewhere nobody goes to
belfalo
09-12-2005, 09:24 AM
e.g. a library or a museum?
100pr00f
09-12-2005, 09:24 AM
yea like the center of the earth or on the sun
or wutangcorp before they started updating it again
Sicka than aidZ
09-12-2005, 03:40 PM
best bet is to put it somewhere nobody goes to
methical
BlaK FuRYaN
09-12-2005, 03:41 PM
In A Pig Farm With Loud Rock N Roll Musik
Idiom
09-12-2005, 03:45 PM
have one of yaLL ugly muh fuckas look at em
OmO < Idiom
Sicka than aidZ
09-12-2005, 03:54 PM
speak for your self
Sicka than aidZ
09-12-2005, 04:00 PM
lmao^
Ghost_Deini_
09-12-2005, 04:10 PM
hillary duffs vagina.
bushido
09-12-2005, 04:11 PM
EAT IT (i never read this so i dont know if anyone put this)
bushido
09-12-2005, 04:12 PM
hillary duffs vagina.
ha true enough
JASPER
09-12-2005, 04:14 PM
Send it to me
Sicka than aidZ
09-12-2005, 10:07 PM
Send it to me
yeah, right, "Jasper Dahmer" hahahahahaa!
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