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racist randy
03-25-2009, 09:56 PM
Would You? I'm asking this because, me and my friends were looking at a top 10 bootylicious black women list and Buffy the body popped up. While I was amazed at the ass, one of friends says "that's too much ass" " I wouldn't bring that home to moms" and I'm like WTF? What does that have to do with anything? Is your mom gonna get mad because her ass is bigger than hers LOL. So what are your thoughts? I want to know if people here think like this, or would understand why LOL...

http://www.thatshiphop.com/photos/general/QD_1210106780.jpg

EAGLE EYE
03-25-2009, 10:00 PM
No pics??

what gives

racist randy
03-25-2009, 10:02 PM
My bad, I got you lol...

check two
03-25-2009, 10:05 PM
Butt implants?

racist randy
03-25-2009, 10:06 PM
Hell no, All the chicken just went in the right place...

Dokuro
03-25-2009, 10:12 PM
nope cant make a ho a housewife



http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/71/88/732597985_l.0.0.0x0.319x480.jpeg

racist randy
03-25-2009, 10:20 PM
That not Buffy the Body. But Anyways, say if she wasn't a hoe????

Visionz
03-25-2009, 10:24 PM
^then mom would have to see the ass and just understand. Assmen love ass, why would you have to defend it?

TSA
03-25-2009, 10:30 PM
yeah, ur mom would understand.
that's PHICK

Paranoid
03-25-2009, 10:33 PM
god damn that's some hot chocolate

Visionz
03-25-2009, 10:33 PM
I'd motorboat her asscrack

EAGLE EYE
03-25-2009, 10:37 PM
that ass needs to be made into a bronze monument and put in our nations museums.

racist randy
03-25-2009, 11:03 PM
LOL. Yeah, I feel u. My friend was like " I can't take her home to mom" I'm like Wtf???

Visionz
03-25-2009, 11:14 PM
LOL. Yeah, I feel u. My friend was like " I can't take her home to mom" I'm like Wtf???
With an ass that nice, me and mom might not talk much for the next ten years if there somehow was a problem.

Mom never smashed it from the back so she wouldn't know what kind of sacrifice she'd be asking son to make :lmao:

racist randy
03-25-2009, 11:15 PM
LOL true. I'm surprised alot of cats never seen her before...

BRONZBODY
03-25-2009, 11:20 PM
personally i dont think buffie is all that,but im sure moms wouldnt care.

Paranoid
03-25-2009, 11:22 PM
that ass needs to be made into a bronze monument and put in our nations museums.

lol

Longbongcilvaringz
03-25-2009, 11:30 PM
Oh gosh, if i brought an African girl home my mum would disown me!

Visionz
03-25-2009, 11:34 PM
Oh gosh, if i brought an African girl home my mum would disown me!

really? My mom loved every girl I brought around the house (but not neccessarily to meet moms y'know) I'd always be tellin her, "i wouldn't get too attached".

Longbongcilvaringz
03-25-2009, 11:34 PM
She probably wouldn't do house work either, she seems intelligent:

“I'm the definition of a true black woman. . .
I'm not light-skinned, my mom is not from China, and my dad is not fromYugoslavia. People normally see the light-skinned, small girls with the pretty hair in magazines, and maybe they were just tired of that and wanted to see something different, something real.”

Longbongcilvaringz
03-25-2009, 11:35 PM
really? My mom loved every girl I brought around the house (but not neccessarily to meet moms y'know) I'd always be tellin her, "i wouldn't get too attached".

Yeah, i was joking around...

My mum wouldn't care.

Uncle Steezo
03-26-2009, 01:34 AM
i married a 42" inch ass.
I shoulda listened to Ronnie DeVoe
"Neva trust a big butt and a smile..."
-BBD "Poison"


Its funny cause i got such a booty fetish that my parents assume any girl i'm seein has got ass. depending on the size determines how serious the relationship is.

my dad loves when i bring home a donk. i guess since mamma got a flatty and not a phatty. my mom doesn't always dig the booties i bring home. cause it's a visual reminder that i'm tappin that visciously and she still yearns for her catholic son to reemerge one day.

last chick i introduced to my mom was last year, she had a donk AND some melons lookin like a black betty boop. she was nice, well mannered and drove a 500 so my mom dug her a little. until the next day she complained about how the chick let me hit it all night in the cigar room and the noise went right up the vent to her bedroom.
my mom said that she was a very freaky girl, the kind you don't bring home to mamma.

NIGHT MAYOR
03-26-2009, 01:40 AM
my old girl would say "you know the rest is gunna catch up to that ass" and she is right.

begongo
03-26-2009, 03:50 AM
my friends also say that's too much ass for some reason ... fags

I guess the only reason why I wouldn't introduce her to my mom is cuz buffie's a slut, if she wasn't a hoe, my mom wouldn't mind

NIGHT MAYOR
03-26-2009, 04:13 AM
those who seek full happiness will understand that a unhealthy/sexy female will bring you nothing but mourning and unhappiness - and things such as beauty can be looked at like this ( quote from conan: ) "there comes a time theif, when jewels cease to sparkle, when the gold looses its luster, when the throne room becomes a prison, and all that is left is a fathers love for his child"

think about that - deeply

*palms together and bows head*

begongo
03-26-2009, 04:22 AM
I think the funniest thing would be if your mom didn't meet her, but asked you for a pic of your girlfriend lol

which pic would you show her?

YungSunny
03-26-2009, 05:23 AM
those who seek full happiness will understand that a unhealthy/sexy female will bring you nothing but mourning and unhappiness - and things such as beauty can be looked at like this ( quote from conan: ) "there comes a time theif, when jewels cease to sparkle, when the gold looses its luster, when the throne room becomes a prison, and all that is left is a fathers love for his child"

think about that - deeply

*palms together and bows head*

That's some deep shit man. :eggy:

SHRAP
03-26-2009, 07:08 AM
i always been such a negative motherfucker, when i met this girl my moms was happy as shit to see me be so positive about something for a change. they still aint met but i showed her pics, she aint complain about nothing yet

racist randy
03-26-2009, 07:37 AM
I think the funniest thing would be if your mom didn't meet her, but asked you for a pic of your girlfriend lol

which pic would you show her?
lol

IrOnMaN
03-26-2009, 08:29 AM
No.

racist randy
03-26-2009, 08:45 AM
why not?

Queen Of Poetry
03-26-2009, 08:51 AM
Speaking as a mom, if my son ever came home with a girl that looked like that I would think:

Fake fake fake...........
All about the money...........
Leave my baby alone!

Also, I hope as a mom that I raise my son to not want to bring someone like that home.............

Senator C. Palantine
03-26-2009, 08:52 AM
Not in that outfit.

Queen Of Poetry
03-26-2009, 08:54 AM
Not in that outfit.


LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Senator C. Palantine
03-26-2009, 08:56 AM
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

REP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


Thanks.

Durag
03-26-2009, 10:00 AM
Really, you people think a woman with a THICK ass is bad to bring home to your mother?

Can you just IMAGINE what Skampoe's wife's mother thought when her daughter first brough Skamp home? "mom i want you to meet my boyfriend"................. "Yo, sup, where duh beer and duh weed at, a nigga hungry" "............", with JIGSAW45 trailing after him.


Can you just IMAGINE the sheer HORROR when her little daughter bought home a slightly confusd oversized unemployed weed smoking internet addicted beast? And a JIGSAW45?


And you think a big ass is bad? Damn

Queen Of Poetry
03-26-2009, 10:08 AM
It's not about her ass. I mean it is and it isn't...........clearly she is about expoiting herself for cash and I don't want my son with anyone like that.







P.S. That scenario about Skamp was priceless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

racist randy
03-26-2009, 10:12 AM
It's not about her ass. I mean it is and it isn't...........clearly she is about expoiting herself for cash and I don't want my son with anyone like that.







P.S. That scenario about Skamp was priceless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, but what if she was just a regular female???

Durag
03-26-2009, 10:16 AM
Or if you came home with a dood. That would also be worse.

Queen Of Poetry
03-26-2009, 10:18 AM
Ok, but what if she was just a regular female???


Well.............then I guess that would be ok but if she's dressed all skanky and shit then she better leave my baby alone!!!!!!!!

Uncle Steezo
03-26-2009, 10:25 AM
Queenie, you got junk in yo trunk?
what are your hip measurements?

IrOnMaN
03-26-2009, 10:26 AM
I have never brought a girl home to my mother. They weren't "bringing home to mama" material.

Queen Of Poetry
03-26-2009, 10:29 AM
Queenie, you got junk in yo trunk?
what are your hip measurements?





LOL..........actually my junk is big for my body and I am trying to get it to be not so big. It sucks trying to by jeans/pants.

racist randy
03-26-2009, 10:52 AM
I have never brought a girl home to my mother. They weren't "bringing home to mama" material.

Whatever....
Well.............then I guess that would be ok but if she's dressed all skanky and shit then she better leave my baby alone!!!!!!!!
LOL.