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Robert
03-26-2009, 12:53 PM
I won't be naming any names but to cut a long sorry short this girl has being stalking me on facebook.

I haven't even seen or thought about this person for about 5 years. Apparently though, they are thinking about me.

Either they are having a laugh (sadly this option is unlikely) or they are madly, furiously serious.

The latter option is somewhat scary.

I started receiving pms from this person out of nowhere at the end of 2007. This is the first batch:

Freak:
I've gotta ask...are u reallly in an open relationship? or is that just a part of who u r as your alias? lol......

My reply:
nah i'm not in an open relationship, my girlfriend hates that i have that there but i'm just messin' around. Yeah its all part of the alias

Freak:
lol..i could totally understand that! poor thing having to put up with that! lol.. remember when i used to have the biggest crush on u (no)! haha good old swimming days (I did swimming training with this person)......how weird was that. was thinking about that just this morning. I had like a crazy dream about swimming days and it reminded me of that! haha

My reply:
haha thats random. (I was somewhat disturbed at this point).

Freak:
yes yes it is....haha... ii never told u that i thought u were really hot back in the day! how is that for an ego booster? nah seriously...wish i had back then! i guess i/we were heaps young!! still better late than never.

night mate

And that's where that exchange ended. That, in itself wouldn't be too strange. At various times throughout the last 18 months I have received some pretty random, desperate comments from her which I have pretty much ignored. Then this week, out of fucking nowhere, this appears on my profile page:

Freak:
Strangest thing in the world. I had a strange dream with you it. Some carpark, outside a shopping centre on a beach. But it was like being out after a club, like the cott. You were drunk and I was going to drive you home. Lots of people were doing random stuff like flips in the carpark and u got into a fight with sean about going home (this is Pat for those that don't know). It was about 3 in the morning. Ok the dream was really specific. LOL! How are you anyways?

WTF? The whole nonchalant way that she ends with "how are you anyways?" like she didn't just announce on facebook she had a dream about me.

I don't even know this person.

She is having dreams about me where she drives me home and people are doing flips at the beach in some weird, perverted sexual fantasy land. Why the fuck is she even thinking about someone she hasn't seen for 5 years?

I understand that a number of posters here have done this to other people on Wucorp. Feel free to explain to me what makes someone act this way.

Otherwise, enjoy.

Senator C. Palantine
03-26-2009, 12:57 PM
this girl is going to end up posting her noods on duh interwebz for random strangers if she doesnt get some professional help.

what up, ivonne?

Ghost In The 'Lac
03-26-2009, 01:02 PM
I hate it when girls say they had a dream about you. I had this one work collegue who kept saying it at least once a week in until i fucked her in the car at the west mid safari park.

What de fuck are you supposed to respond with after the first time your told?

Girls love that dream line though. Its the only way some girls will let a guy know. I wanna know where that started. Or if they really are fuckign dreaming about you and they take that so seriously they have to act on it instantly.

If I dream about a girl, thats the end of the matter. You wouldnt go and tell her unless you wanted to look like a total fucking weirdo

Robert
03-26-2009, 01:07 PM
I hate it when girls say they had a dream about you. I had this one work collegue who kept saying it at least once a week in until i fucked her in the car at the west mid safari park.

What de fuck are you supposed to respond with after the first time your told?

Girls love that dream line though. Its the only way some girls will let a guy know. I wanna know where that started. Or if they really are fuckign dreaming about you and they take that so seriously they have to act on it instantly.

If I dream about a girl, thats the end of the matter. You wouldnt go and tell her unless you wanted to look like a total fucking weirdo

Exactly.

What the fuck does she need to tell me about this dream? What does she think this will acheive ther then ridicule?

She appears pretty fucking insane.

ALCATRAZ
03-26-2009, 01:10 PM
lol she said "night mate" ahahahahahaahaha ima tell bitches to say that to me on tha fone now..... thats tha new farewell

Robert
03-26-2009, 01:14 PM
lol she said "night mate" ahahahahahaahaha ima tell bitches to say that to me on tha fone now..... thats tha new farewell

Bahahahaha! Yeah that's a fucking banger right there!

TSA
03-26-2009, 04:30 PM
i dont think its wierd for someone to say they had a dream with you in it cause i have dreams about ppl i dont give a shit about all the time. Puffy Daddy sucking a dick, the bitch at the library sucking dick, the bitch at walmart sucking dick

i dont care about or think about these ppl, but they're always in my dreams, sucking dick.



Robert, ask her if anyone in her dream was sucking dick. Its will reveal a lot.

Mumm Ra
03-26-2009, 04:56 PM
yeah I still get people I saw for 2 minutes like 10 years ago without ever knowing them pop up in my dreams n shit
and people I never even met but saw a picture of

Tecknowledgist
03-26-2009, 06:05 PM
thats really not that creepy.

couple years ago i had a chick add me on msn, then say "i dont really know how to say this without sounding like a complete stalker. (good start) But I saw you walking in the halls at school, and i just HAD to add you on msn. so i asked my friend for your msn. whats up?"

BLOCKED

then she added me on facebook. i denied that. she did it twice more. and every now and then i get emails like (stalker added you as a friend on Zorpia! Xanga!) and a bunch of other random shit i dont know about

and the bitch is HIDEOUS. if she was even semi-attractive i wouldnt mind.

it should have just ended there. but last week she got a job at the same place i work. wtfffff. she hasnt spoken to me yet, but you know when you walk by somebody and you can see in your peripheral vision that they're looking at you?

yeah.

HANZO
03-26-2009, 06:24 PM
you see this is the other problem with facebook. it allows weirdo's to get into contact with you and tell you about their dreams.

jus tell her to fuck off. she would get the message. if she dnt then tell her you saw her in a dream and in that dream you told her to fuck off and she actually fucked off in the dream.

if that dnt work, jus tell her you have regular dreams about random ppl sucking dick. she might get freaked out and not talk to you again.

Robert
03-27-2009, 12:06 AM
It's not the fact that she had the dream. Why does she feel the need to tell me? That is the odd part.

MAYOR QUIMBY
03-27-2009, 12:15 AM
Well, WTF? Is she fine?! Is she fuckable?!

In other words, would you graciously tickle her warm pipe-hole?! If a girl wrote that to me you better believe i would be smashing that ass, big daddy.

Visionz
03-27-2009, 12:21 AM
Sometimes people is crazy

I had a chick that recognized me from fuckin kindergarten. I looked at her page on some head-scratchin wtf shit and she seemed to have been all religous, maybe she was trying to save souls through the internet idk. I just ignored her but it was odd as hell.

NIGHT MAYOR
03-27-2009, 12:33 AM
lol at niglets wondering why women are contacting them, THEY WANNA FUCK, do them the favour, just dont take them to where you rest your head, fuck em in the car, thats why i love my station (wu) wagon.

Robert
03-27-2009, 12:48 AM
lol at niglets wondering why women are contacting them, THEY WANNA FUCK, do them the favour, just dont take them to where you rest your head, fuck em in the car, thats why i love my station (wu) wagon.

That's not what I meant foolio.

What does she think telling me this info will acheive? Am I suddenly supposed to go "Oh fuck yeah! You had a dream about me! Lets get together and make some babies and get married!".

No.

There is no fucking way in hell I'd be hitting that up. No way. This girl is crook.

NIGHT MAYOR
03-27-2009, 12:50 AM
picky man, youd be a good wing, in my eyes she is prolly lying about the dream and is using to get your attention, some women are terrible with picking up because we do it all the time for them.

is she good looking ? high or low self asteem ? what kinda clique she run with ?

Visionz
03-27-2009, 01:15 AM
lol at niglets wondering why women are contacting them, THEY WANNA FUCK, do them the favour, just dont take them to where you rest your head, fuck em in the car, thats why i love my station (wu) wagon.
lol no s' needed, Rob's chick IS trying to fuck, I got contacted by a jesus freak looking for converts (who knew me last when I was 6 :? )
:lmao:

if she's good looking and you're single then you should smash Rob like Fredy said. you only live once homie..........................but make sure to wear a rubber.

NIGHT MAYOR
03-27-2009, 01:17 AM
W0rd

Robert
03-27-2009, 01:29 AM
She is crook. By crook I mean hideous. I'm sure she's a nice person (refers to scene in American Pyscho about hot girls and ugly chics) but there is no way I'm going there.

Visionz
03-27-2009, 01:49 AM
She is crook. By crook I mean hideous. I'm sure she's a nice person (refers to scene in American Pyscho about hot girls and ugly chics) but there is no way I'm going there.
haha, word

Durag
03-27-2009, 05:16 AM
i dont think its wierd for someone to say they had a dream with you in it cause i have dreams about ppl i dont give a shit about all the time. Puffy Daddy sucking a dick, the bitch at the library sucking dick, the bitch at walmart sucking dick

i dont care about or think about these ppl, but they're always in my dreams, sucking dick.



Robert, ask her if anyone in her dream was sucking dick. Its will reveal a lot.

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How did this post go unoticed?!


I have the same dreams sometimes, i was dreaming about some asian bitch sucking a dick last nite, and it wouldnt cum so she kept jerking it harder and harder until she cut it and there was blood squirting out of it.


Anwayas, Robert go fuck her. Wait for a night out, and your both drunk, GURATEED she will invite you back to hers, then fuck her and leave. I know you think you might feel bad, i had the same problem with this obsessed freak, who used to ring and text me all the time (not facebook, that shit is gay) and i fucked her, ignored her for a while then told her plain and simple that i think shes a nice girl, but im not into her that way. Shes still cool with me and that was like 3 years ago.

Robert
03-27-2009, 09:20 AM
I am not putting my penis anywhere near this girls vagina. I'm almost certain it has teeth.

Durag
03-27-2009, 09:26 AM
She doesnt have to be good looking.

Id get up on a cracked plate, no word of a lie.

Robert
03-27-2009, 09:40 AM
Well I suppose that's where you and I differ. :)

Durag
03-27-2009, 10:01 AM
Im just fuckin about, i probably would have gotten up on a cracked plate when i was 18-19, and i probably fucked some bitches who would have made a cracked plate look appealing.

IrOnMaN
03-27-2009, 10:51 AM
I rarely check my facebook account.

TheBoarzHeadBoy
03-27-2009, 04:06 PM
^"I stay up till 3AM every night hitting refresh every 4 seconds to wait for updates. I'm REALLY LONELY..."


:(

IrOnMaN
03-27-2009, 05:01 PM
^^Woah.

TSA
03-27-2009, 06:37 PM
ABBBBBBBBAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAhahaHAHAHAHhahahhAhah aHahahhaHAHahhahAHAHAHAHhaAHAHHAhaHAHaHahhahskjhnw d;oiqdh

How did this post go unoticed?!


I have the same dreams sometimes, i was dreaming about some asian bitch sucking a dick last nite, and it wouldnt cum so she kept jerking it harder and harder until she cut it and there was blood squirting out of it.


Anwayas, Robert go fuck her. Wait for a night out, and your both drunk, GURATEED she will invite you back to hers, then fuck her and leave. I know you think you might feel bad, i had the same problem with this obsessed freak, who used to ring and text me all the time (not facebook, that shit is gay) and i fucked her, ignored her for a while then told her plain and simple that i think shes a nice girl, but im not into her that way. Shes still cool with me and that was like 3 years ago.
hhhahahhah!!!!!

i bet you didn't give a shit about that asian bitch either.
all up in a nigga dreams and shit, suckin dick



but Rawbert, don't fuck.

Pussy ain't that deep, and she's obviously a douche/psycho. She seems like the type to either start acting like you two are in love after you sex the wet and therefore do REALLY REALLY REALLY psychotic shit like call you pretending to be with another guy that you're in the same room with at the moment to...make you jealous


and you think, i dont give a shit. you obviously don't, but its the fact that you don't give a shit and she's trying to act like you have a thing that will really get on your nerves.


Just ignore her life. That's what the asiatic man would do.

TSA
03-27-2009, 06:40 PM
Im just fuckin about, i probably would have gotten up on a cracked plate when i was 18-19, and i probably fucked some bitches who would have made a cracked plate look appealing.
AHAHAHahhaHAHH!!1
SAME HERE DOOD! ELoH3ZL!!!!

But i now feel that i am deserving of quality wimmenz and have hung up my dog food bitches career.

that shit is only funny for a while, then it gets real grizzly.

KaramelSundae
03-27-2009, 07:00 PM
block the bitch off facebook

Robert
04-01-2009, 03:39 AM
An update.

I was forced to shut this person down after receiving this message on my phone:

"Hey rob, so i stole you mobile number off Facebook. If you are going to have it there for show it will get taken. Lol. I was wondering if you were free this week to meet up at all and chat? Only an hour. Public place. Broadway? Let me know"

Needless to say, my number is no longer on facebook.

NIGHT MAYOR
04-01-2009, 03:51 AM
hahaha who puts their personal info on the internet. serious lol.

Durag
04-01-2009, 03:52 AM
Dope.

One time i had to go to the mobile company to get this bitch's number barred from calling or texting me. I had nowhere to stay one night so i stayed in her gaff but i wanted to sleep and she wanted to fuck, she was 33!

For 11 months she texted and rang me ever day. EVERY FUCKIN DAY. I never once answered her calls or text her back, but she never let up. I had to get it stopped, pathetic bitch.

Robert
04-01-2009, 03:55 AM
hahaha who puts their personal info on the internet. serious lol.

Yeah, not a smart move on my part. That's the only thing that's up there. I thought it might be useful having it there for my actual friends.

NIGHT MAYOR
04-01-2009, 03:56 AM
women in their early 30's rock, all they wanna do is fuck

their biological clock is ticking, easiest lays ever.

NIGHT MAYOR
04-01-2009, 04:07 AM
Yeah, not a smart move on my part. That's the only thing that's up there. I thought it might be useful having it there for my actual friends.


live and learn.

ilzPotent
04-01-2009, 10:24 AM
I'm tired today.

My stalkers are random, seriously who tries to converse with another person when they are clearly talking to another person on the phone. He makes every excuse to come visit me in my office. He will truly stand there and stare at me. =0( wtf? Who does that?

I think you should tell the chick to fuck-off, so theres no confusion. You're answering her silly banter so perhaps she feel as if a chance. Its seems that people who look crook (hope I used that correctly) try the bloody hardest.

ugh, creepy people go aware. I need to learn brujeria.

NIGHT MAYOR
04-01-2009, 04:01 PM
^

women in their early 30's rock, all they wanna do is fuck

their biological clock is ticking, easiest lays ever.

drippie k
04-01-2009, 08:43 PM
bang
skeet
delete

all i gotta say

SHRAP
04-02-2009, 03:29 PM
Well, WTF? Is she fine?! Is she fuckable?!

In other words, would you graciously tickle her warm pipe-hole?! If a girl wrote that to me you better believe i would be smashing that ass, big daddy.

u obviously never had a stalker. some things are just not worth the trouble believe me

Longbongcilvaringz
04-02-2009, 03:39 PM
She is crook. By crook I mean hideous. I'm sure she's a nice person (refers to scene in American Pyscho about hot girls and ugly chics) but there is no way I'm going there.


And, in American Psycho they come to the conclusion that there is no such thing as a chick with a good personality.