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ALCATRAZ
03-30-2009, 03:20 PM
http://omegle.com/

try it lol

Longbongcilvaringz
03-30-2009, 03:21 PM
hold on god.

god hold on.

it's gonna be alright.

you're gonna win the fight.

Longbongcilvaringz
03-30-2009, 03:27 PM
Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Gosh!

You: you like the smell of males on your matressess ?

Stranger: I am gaped!

You: You share a milkshake with two straws faggit?

Stranger: You could toss a half-dollar in there!

Stranger: You can't spell well.

You: you just got vandalised by the god speakonitgod allah

You: PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!

Stranger: You '

Stranger: You've listened to too much Korn, Jonathan.

You: you been to frisco man?

Stranger: I live there, moron.

Stranger: All the people on here are from there, dumbass.

You: i vandalised that joint on some asian with a bowl cut type hartdbody shit

Stranger: You are, too, stupid.

Stranger: I still say you can't spell for shit.

You: speakonitgod rips them up

You: so what chu doin tonight son?

Stranger: Whatever. Only the void.

Stranger: What's this SON shit? Fratboy bullshit.

You: ima jus bomb a ledge with knowledge, feel me

You: ?

Stranger: How can a fratboy exist in Frisco?

Stranger: Unbelievable.

Stranger: Oh, the humanity of it all.

Stranger: You should shoot yourself.

You: Fratboys 4 lyfe across this coast

You: you sound like you never broke a rule in yoiur life

Stranger: Remember that time we locked ourselved in a dark room, listening to the Doors on acid for 4 days and killed ourselves?

You: vandalise serbia or whevever your from faggit

Stranger: Broke a rule. What do you know about rules, slave?

You: the doors are pretty good man

Stranger: Bad spelling again, dummy.

You: i dont think suicide would like, be good

You: for them

Stranger: A college education down the toilet, fratboy.

You: i never been to college

Stranger: You spent too much time fetching beers for your brothers.

You: less you count them concrete jungles

Stranger: Or felching for your frat brothers.

You: yeah boy

Stranger: Oh, yeah. From the streets.

You: two straws on that milkshake

food for thought
03-30-2009, 03:28 PM
lmao

Longbongcilvaringz
03-30-2009, 03:33 PM
You: your mics a child

Stranger: would you rather have a fat guy with a big dick or a hot in shape guy with a small dick

You: getting fucked by a wild pedophile

ALCATRAZ
03-30-2009, 03:36 PM
Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: ITS FUCKIN VINNY PAZ DADDY!!!!!!!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Longbongcilvaringz
03-30-2009, 03:37 PM
haha

Stranger: WHAT THE FUCKS UP

You: the do or die, illadelph, jedi mind shit

You: who's at the center of war?

Stranger: FUCK VINNIE PAZ

You: burb bibles

Stranger: HES A CHUMP

You: murders by sticking like a muhfucking crucifix through your cervex

Longbongcilvaringz
03-30-2009, 03:39 PM
You: pazmanian devil duddy

You: yao yao

Stranger: This is Sandra from Omegle customer support. We've had a number of complaints about you abusing this service. Please read the TOS before continuing or we'll be forced to ban your IP address.


You: we smash mics, but yall wan build

You: build with me duddy

Stranger: ?

Stranger: bcf?

You: whats the deal?

Stranger: bcf?

You: speakonitgod

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Looks like im done.

ALCATRAZ
03-30-2009, 03:40 PM
Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: .

Stranger: ..

You: ...
Stranger: ....

You: .....

Stranger: ......

You: .......

Stranger: ........
You: .........

Stranger: ..........

You: ...........

Stranger: ...........

You: .............

food for thought
03-30-2009, 03:43 PM
You: pazmanian devil duddy

You: yao yao

Stranger: This is Sandra from Omegle customer support. We've had a number of complaints about you abusing this service. Please read the TOS before continuing or we'll be forced to ban your IP address.


You: we smash mics, but yall wan build

You: build with me duddy

Stranger: ?

Stranger: bcf?

You: whats the deal?

Stranger: bcf?

You: speakonitgod

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Looks like im done.


hahahahahaha

Longbongcilvaringz
03-30-2009, 03:44 PM
Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: i have a business proposition for you

You: yeah, what is it?

Stranger: i have a camel

You: yeah same

Stranger: and i would like to sell it

Stranger: would you be interested?

You: i already have one

You: do you have any chimps?

Stranger: no although i do have other animals

Stranger: such as elephants and snakes and a badger

You: This is Sandra from Omegle customer support. We've had a number of complaints about you abusing this service. Please read the TOS before continuing or we'll be forced to ban your IP address.

Stranger: would you like a bager?

You: Please refer to the TOS

Stranger: there isn't a TOS

You: Because, we have reports that you share a milkshake with 2 straws.

Stranger: would you like to buy a badger

You: True/False?

You: Do you enjoy the scent of males on your matress?

Stranger: i am only interested in selling my badger.

Stranger: it doesn't have TB

Stranger: although that can be arranged

Stranger: 6 for the badger

You: This is not in lines with Omegle regulation

Stranger: Please just buy my badger

You: Please refrain from business transactions up in this joint.

Stranger: my brother will force me into having sex with him otherwise

You: If you don't drink the milkshake with him?

You: Man, i have the right to feel myself to the point on genitalia fondling.

You: duddy.

ALCATRAZ
03-30-2009, 03:50 PM
Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: a

Stranger: b

You: c

Stranger: e

You: IDIOT

You have disconnected.

Longbongcilvaringz
03-30-2009, 03:53 PM
hahaha

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi dudddy

You: paz here

You: your name?

Stranger: Paz?

Stranger: My name is Ducktape Dude :p

You: yeah, Vinny Paz, or just Paz for short

You: hi duck tape dude?

Stranger: lol

Stranger: Bram :p

You: lol, sorry, i meant "hi ducktape dude!"

You: anyway, "dude", you into underground real hip hop from philly?

Stranger: nee :p

Stranger: nope

You: really?

Stranger: i'm from belgium

Stranger: so don't know that :p

You: i would expect someone like you to be into it more than a philly native

You: we have ignorance on these streets man

You: it's disgraceful

Stranger: ow

You: vandals are dying out

Stranger: and euh ...

Stranger: what about ducktape?

You: but some people (your truely LOL) are born to break rules

You: you?

Stranger: me not :p

You: oh ok

You: rip through your fucking head like phantasm!!!!

Stranger: i'm born to be like ducktape :p

You: i will stile rip through your fucking head like phantasm!!!!c

Stranger: you?

ALCATRAZ
03-30-2009, 04:09 PM
lolol

You: when i was a little kid

You: my mother told me not to stare into the sun

You: so once when i was six i did

Stranger: did you die?

You: the doctors didnt know if my eyes would ever heal

You: i was terrified

You: alone in that darkness

You: slowly.....daylight crept in through the bandages

You: and i could see

You: ...but something else had changed inside of me

Stranger: is this you andrew?

You: ITS FUCKIN VINNY PAZ DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Robert
03-30-2009, 04:11 PM
People keep disconnect which is annoying.

You: Hi

Stranger: HI

Stranger: are you normal?

You: Yes, very

You: are you?

Stranger: sure i can be

You: I've been getting a lot of wierd ppl tonight

Stranger: me too

Stranger: what can you expect

You: People saying things like "duddy" and "i write rhymes in pitch blackness"

You: Anyway, my name is Patrick, how are you?

Stranger: i'm fine patrick

Stranger: my name is jim

Stranger: where are you from?

You: From New York

Stranger: i"m from boston

You: I live in the American Garden Buildings on west 81st street

You: lovely view of the park

Stranger: nice

You: What do you do Jim?

Stranger: i live in the suburb

You: I see

Stranger: nice view of my neighbor bedroom

You: Indeed.

Stranger: its funny how all the window lineup house to house

Stranger: You like baseball

You: Yes, that does sound funny. I prefer squash, I lost to this guy at work called Paul Allen which was dissapointing to say the least. I got him back though. Baseball is great though.

Stranger: i only watched when the sox won

Stranger: not so much anymore

You: Do you like Huey Lewis & The News Paul? Sorry, Mean Jim...

You: That was silly of me

Stranger: do they sing the theme song from back to the future?

Stranger: i'msorry but i have to do it

Stranger: yankees suck

Senator C. Palantine
03-30-2009, 04:11 PM
lolol

You: when i was a little kid

You: my mother told me not to stare into the sun

You: so once when i was six i did

Stranger: did you die?

You: the doctors didnt know if my eyes would ever heal

You: i was terrified

You: alone in that darkness

You: slowly.....darylight crept in through the bandages

You: and i could see

You: ...but something else had changed inside of me

Stranger: is this you andrew?

You: ITS FUCKIN VINNY PAZ DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


hahaha.

VBD >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Wu Tang

narc
03-30-2009, 04:24 PM
haha pat your cracking me up

Longbongcilvaringz
03-30-2009, 04:25 PM
I'm finding this too funny, need to stop now.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi duudy

You: whats happening ?

Stranger: just got sent a link to here i though i would check it

You: yeah

You: it's pretty cool huh?

Stranger: i dont know

You: you can talk to heaps of people from different places

You: im from philly (i america LOL)

Stranger: yeah nice idea

You: where are you from?

Stranger: manchester, uk

You: ah ok

You: you know karl pilkington?

Stranger: yeah i read his book.

how many strangers have you spoke to today?

You: a couple

You: He sorted us out with product when we were on tour out there.

Stranger: on tour?

You: Used to sell boom to tenants or something

You: Yeah, we toured their last year.

You: You didn't see JMT roll through?

Stranger: were did you play in manchester?

Stranger: JMT?

You: I was drinking a forty banging judus priest

You: We played at some shit hole youth center or some shit.

You: Banged though

Stranger: ah unlucky

Stranger: some decent venues here in manc

You: You into underground shit man?

You: Dirty philly street jams?

Stranger: not at all

You: oh ok

You: no worries

You: i like all kind of music

Stranger: are you a Dirty philly street jams band?

You: Kind of

You: straight up hip hop.

Stranger: let here it man

You: none of that listening to b2k

Stranger: *lets

You: ok

You: here's my myspace

Stranger: cool

You: http://www.myspace.com/jedimindtricks

You: You getting wet from the heat?

Stranger: underground legend

Stranger: which one are you?

You: I gort knucke game, but i dont use that

You: Vinny Paz

You: Pazmanian devil

You: FRee MUmia !

You: The reason i'm drinking all the fucking beer for

You: Never tryna see the penetentiary walls

You: My frame can't be explored by yall radar.

You: Just a sample nah'mean

Stranger: word

You: just some lyrics from past joints

Stranger: you got some sick rhymes bro

You: Hm, The biology of magic is a georgous song.

You: cheers man

Stranger: i like Dirty philly street jams

You: yeah, you feel that almost to the point of genitalia fondling man

Stranger: just checkin that one now

Stranger: is this how you promote?

You: yeah, i have a bit of spare time on ma hands

You: i keep my blade more sharper than a cactus.

Stranger: nice idea

You: Just writing on here, helps with my rhymes

Stranger: you tried twitter for that too?

You: Never heard of it...?

You: Is that the only fucking way the pagans will learn?

Stranger: maybe

You: OK, i might give it a shot.

Stranger: give me some more words

Stranger: i like it

You: ok.

You: ill freestyle on this joint hold on.

You: ok

You: ayo ayo ayo ayo

You: ayo ayo'

You: yeah

You: i built with alexander the great, he told me about the oracle of amam

You: he gave me more jewels, he told me that amen hoetep was immortal

Stranger: damn wish we had a mic this shit is hot off the chain

You: i walk through the valley of the kings

You: and yall whole team judus!

You: legacy of blood

You: cheers man

Stranger: oh oh

You: i mean, what can i say, this shit is LIVING duddy

You: i live this culture man

Stranger: i hear you

You: yeah

You: you live that english culture?

You: like, i dunno lol!, scones and tea?!

You: sorry, i dunno

Stranger: yeah try to

Stranger: and jam dude no tea

You: cool

You: we turned all the water into toxic seas

Stranger: scones and jam and beer and peaches and fish and chips and full english

You: it's allah when i split the ice bergs in the arctic

You: you drink warm beers?

Stranger: you saw it here first

You: forty ounces?

Stranger: warm, cold, hot, ice, open, closed, small, large, canned, glassed, bottled

Stranger: you know

Stranger: anyway

You: I bring drama to the rest of them like with biscuits from coppaz

You: More merciless than a statue of Ming.

You: This chrome things here... leave you brain backless

You: I dont mind when a pig brains splatters

Stranger: yeah man

Stranger: can i try?

You: go ahead

Stranger: join you let just both freestyle

You: hip hop culture includes everyone

You: even karl pilkington.

You: im down

Stranger: I'm tryin to do all that I can, from jump
Now you losin, you was choosin the wrong man

You: my sword indeed make more niggas bleed

You: pazmania devil

You: frank VINATRA


You: jmt

You: wu tanf

Stranger: Dealt the wrong hand, you was young and beautiful

You: whats the deal baby

Stranger: Lost and turned out, what you let that ni**a do to you? (Damn)

You: nice

You: soldiers keep player hating from the side lines

Stranger: I knew her since elementary, she blew a kiss to me
Wrote me a note in crayon, wantin to get with me

You: walk around with a long knife, 12 inches

You: tie you up, make you watch, while im fuckin ya kin

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: Baby don't cry, you got to keep your head up

You: i have an iron force, robbin you on an iron horse

You: i can feel snakes just from shakes from a cold hand

You: anyway mammy, i got to burn a pagan as a sacrifice now, peace.

You have disconnected.

Longbongcilvaringz
03-30-2009, 04:27 PM
lolol

You: when i was a little kid

You: my mother told me not to stare into the sun

You: so once when i was six i did

Stranger: did you die?

You: the doctors didnt know if my eyes would ever heal

You: i was terrified

You: alone in that darkness

You: slowly.....daylight crept in through the bandages

You: and i could see

You: ...but something else had changed inside of me

Stranger: is this you andrew?

You: ITS FUCKIN VINNY PAZ DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


hahaha

Robert
03-30-2009, 04:28 PM
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

You: Hi my name's Ivonne.

Stranger: Hi Ivonne

You: Hi stranger

Stranger: What do you know about giraffes.

You: They have long necks and large penises

You: tube socks

Stranger: Not all giraffes.

You: badgers and the like

Stranger: I think some giraffes are females

You: I heard there was this weasel once that ate a blue lobster

You: some are, but most are males

You: badger

Stranger: badger badger

You: I love badgers

You: not as much as weasels though

You: Are you a snitch

You: ??

You: Do you like to conduct yourself like a savage?

Stranger: No

Stranger: I'd prefer not to

Stranger: What do you do for a living?

You: I'm in merges and acquisitions

You: Pierce & Pierce

Stranger: Never heard of them

Stranger: How did you hear about this omegle site?

Stranger: It's a strange idea.

You: certainly is

You: it doesn't work very well actually

Stranger: How's that?

You: people abuse the system. I have had several people talk to me tonight claiming to be "Vinnie Paz duddy" whtever that means

You: someone told me "I liked to chill and hold hands with faggits"

Stranger: Yes, that sounds about right for anonymous internet users.

You: another person said, and I quote "holla at my grolic dillz mah"

You: I don't even know what that means

Stranger: You must not be "street" enough

You: I suppose not.

Stranger: So what do you merge and acquire?

You: What to you think of the situation for today's youth?

Stranger: Depends.

You: in what way?

Stranger: 'Situation' and 'youth' are such broad terms

You: good point. Are inner city black youth disadvantaged by a system that some say was created by white people to enslave them?

You: The cops called it crack so I called it diet coke! OHHHHH

Robert
03-30-2009, 04:40 PM
You: Hi there

You: I'm Gavin

Stranger: Ally

Stranger: hi

Stranger: you dont talk much do you

You: Hope you're not froming Nebraskah. I got this kid hanging off my nuts from there. Sorry

You: I also pose as a female on a wutang forum

You: Calcified pineal?

You: I thought so

You: You got mad problems son

Stranger: I know

You: White people are devilish

Stranger: I aint white

You: Like rabid dogs nahmean?

Stranger: word foo

You: I have a few white friends but I can't trust them

You: for real

Stranger: I dont talk to white people

You: You follow the teachings of Elijah Mohammed?

Stranger: No nigga i follow my own road BITCH

You: Supreme Mathematics and bad habits?

You: I, self, lord and master

You: what road is that

You: ??

Stranger: the fuck you talkin bout dogg

You: I teach but hold heat, coz some savage niggas are lost beyond reach

You: feel me?

You: like a steel knife

Stranger: sho sonn

Stranger: frosty like a snow mann

narc
03-30-2009, 04:40 PM
You: yo
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Am jay whats up
You: im vinnie whats good man
You: strait from philly
Stranger: just watching Formula 1
Stranger: Philly?
Stranger: am in London
Stranger: hpilipianze?
You: im a hate monger, thats the reason your speaking to a snake longer
You: daaaaaamn
You: im too good
You: soooo good man
Stranger: wher u from man
You: phillay
You: US
Stranger: wher is tha bro
Stranger: ohh gr8
Stranger: whats the weaher like
You: take your chedder, take everything you care for
You: OOH IM SOO GOOD
Stranger: haha
Stranger: yes u r gd fella
You: cloudy out here
Stranger: well cold here man
Stranger: ment to be easter, but fking cold
You: yeah i feel ya
Stranger: so whats this omegle.com is abt
Stranger: am new man
You: talkin to strangers
You: som krum sent me it
Stranger: 1st time, found this on a forum, clicked and chatting
You: what music you listen to?
Stranger: does google owns this?
You: dunno
Stranger: how does omegle make money from this? i dnt see any adverts
You: my appetite for blood is gruesomely insatiable, my click is hustlin jums, your a krum
You: OOH IM SO GOOD
You: http://www.myspace.com/jedimindtricks
You: check it
Stranger: whats that bro
You: my groups myspaec
You: i make music
You: as you can see how sick i am
Stranger: aii man, safe
Stranger: chat soon bro
Stranger: il add ya
Stranger: peace
You: coool
You: VINNIE PAZZ BIITCH



yeah i copied some of it :P

Robert
03-30-2009, 04:43 PM
Stranger: see see you kay?

You: You white?

Stranger: see see you kay?

You: you mad corny son!

You: fuck outta here wif that bullshit

Stranger: scotland ftebant lols ftw wee squirmy epic dooooogs

You: This wutang nigga! What set you from?

You: You on Rikers getting porked by the feds?

Stranger: yes bro

Stranger: no bro

Stranger: go fuck ur mum bro

narc
03-30-2009, 04:46 PM
You: faggits
Stranger: wtf
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Robert
03-30-2009, 04:50 PM
Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello random person

You: You white dunny?

Stranger: yes

You: Werd, I don't speak to many crackers where I'm from

Stranger: and where are you from

You: The 41st side of 12th street. Queens, NY.

You: Feel me?

Stranger: yea, i'm from chicago

You: I'm about to Blaze an L in this bitch. Holla!

Stranger: haha

Stranger: dude, i feel you, i got too much shit to do today

You: Nah you aint playing me like that

You: What chu doing today?

Stranger: just got home what about you

You: Like I said, at my crib blazin an L

Stranger: what are you doing later

You: Schemin'. Thinking of more ways to get cream. Shit is real out here. Aint no cracker windy city burb

Stranger: haha i'm not in no burb

You: Oh werd? What set you from?

Stranger: south side, cicero

Longbongcilvaringz
03-30-2009, 04:50 PM
Jesus, this is ridiculous.

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: u r frm?

You: Hows your night/day going man?

You: Im from philly (in america LOL)

You: where u from?

Stranger: bd

Stranger: bangladesh

You: oh ok

Stranger: night here

Stranger: going well

You: Selling bags of that raw?

Stranger: good chatting in omegle

You: yeah

Stranger: ???

You: it's fun LOL

Stranger: @least not dirty as yahoo

Stranger: or orkut

You: yeah

You: that can really be offensive

Stranger: NOT "they can", they ARE

You: yeah i feel that!

Stranger: wht do u do?

You: almost to the point of genitalia fondling

You: i am a musician

Stranger: wow

Stranger: different person

Stranger: i met b4

Stranger: wht kind of music?

You: Im the one who put the nail in the cross, the one who told the world about the alien corpse.

You: Hip hop

Stranger: really?

You: reall hip hop

Stranger: mmm

You: not the art o ficcial shit LOL

You: You like to sit around with females and watch will and grace?

Stranger: u r prefessional musician?

Stranger: nope

You: smh, i cant overstand your sweetness!

You: Yeah, i live off this culture man

Stranger: mm

Stranger: sounds good

You: You drown in a notion of GOD, and can't breathe!

Stranger: R u in a band?

You: yeah its fun

You: Jedi Mind Tricks

Stranger: Guiterist?

You: http://www.myspace.com/jedimindtricks

You: i am an urban poet

Stranger: wow

You: aka lawn mower man

You: aka Frank VINATRA


You: been live since 85

Stranger: tell me some lines of ur fav song:

You: ok sure

You: hm

Stranger: i havent heard that "Jedi Mind Tricks"

You: You a faggit, you like the scent of males on your matress

You: that always hits hard in battles with white boy faggit

You: Y'all believe lies like y'all was Catholics?

You: I'm surly, miserable cat that slap shorties
Looks kinda resemble that of fat Pauly

You: you gonna find your body stuffed in the ground?

You: I'm from a time where every song was righteous
Before rap was just a swarm of white kids

You: you got any rhymes?

Stranger: ya

Stranger: last line

Stranger: i don understand first two

Stranger: "faggit", wht it means?

You: means, um, "man who shares milkshake with two straws with another man who enjoys scent of males on his sleepings matress bed"

Stranger: still, i don get it,

Stranger: anyway

You: dont worry

Stranger: i got the last line

You: cool


You: i put metal slugs in some wigs

You: and provoke the shiesty to brawl man!

Stranger: I havent heard those words, ("shiesty"), I have look around in dictionar :P

Stranger: But i havent found

You: yeah nah, street slang man

Stranger: ....eee

You: less you inbedded in this culture, might not feel it to the point of genitalia fondling

Stranger: mmm

You: bitches spitting cum on each others clits for kicks i heard?

Stranger: ???

Stranger: that must be another slang

You: you never done that?

Stranger: well, i don like these

You: oh ok

You: no worries

You: Smash you with a statue of jesus that bleeds?

Stranger: ..means, this kinda chatting

Stranger: horrible

You: IM like jesus tryna complete a psalm man!

You: anyone can GET THE CENTER OF THEIR ENERGY SPLIT

Stranger: "psalm:

Stranger: "psalm" ?

You: them scriptures

You: 120

Stranger: i don undstand

You: they call me kubla khan

You: ready widda machete for rudy guiliani

You: you couldnt make it through war without rations!

You: poets on the mic for 20 hours and shit LOL!

Stranger: wht all these mean?

You: Make you see murder like masta p brother!

You: Do your knowledge mammy

You: catch these jewels

Stranger: well, i think i should go

Stranger: thx
You: Yall aint saying nothing with a gun in yall mouth.


Your conversational partner has disconnected.

narc
03-30-2009, 04:51 PM
Stranger: hi
You: yo
Stranger: what's happening
You: i hope you win the lottery bitch
Stranger: me too
Stranger: I want some money
You: i hope your wife doesnt cheat on you faggit
Stranger: not married, but thanks
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Longbongcilvaringz
03-30-2009, 04:54 PM
There seem to be a heap of sincere people on here.

Longbongcilvaringz
03-30-2009, 04:59 PM
hahaha, this guy dropped a gem:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: fire?

You: im almost too hard to type

You: dont move

Stranger: lol

You: oh god

You: oh god

You: oh god oh god oh god

Stranger: do a sperm

You: OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

You: IM COMING !!!

You: URRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH
You: Jedi Mind BAAABBY!!!


Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Professor Poopsnagle
03-30-2009, 05:05 PM
Stranger: what about yout?

Stranger: you*

You: im a school drop out and professional rapper

Stranger: rapper? :L

Stranger: awesome

You: yeah

Stranger: whats your name?

You: mc down syndrome

Stranger: hahahahahha

Stranger: mega fail

You: why

Stranger: ...fatpie.

You: im illin

You: im like dizzy rascal

You: except white

You: and not english

You: or have an annoying voice

Stranger: :L dizzee is sick

You: not as sick as so solid crew

Stranger: what! they're just terrible arent they

You: no way

Stranger: yes JEW

You: no fin way

Stranger: im bored now

Stranger: BYE

You: nooooooooooooo

TRCBy8hrOIM

Robert
03-30-2009, 05:09 PM
Note to self: Don't pose as a stereotypical black american hoodlum and talk to a white person about race issues while calling them a cracka.

Longbongcilvaringz
03-30-2009, 05:22 PM
Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello

You: Hello

Stranger: how r u

You: Are you the guy who was looking for the young girls?

Stranger: i was looking for aliens

You: Oh ok.

Stranger: lost my ship

You: No worries

Stranger: u r a girl?

You: unless you're also interested??

You: i am

Stranger: :)

Stranger: with big boobs?

Stranger: hiya

You: Well in that case...

You: This is Sandra from Omegle customer support. We've had a number of complaints about you abusing this service. Please read the TOS before continuing or we'll be forced to ban your IP address.


You: Please refrain, or be banned.

You: Thanks.

Stranger: alright then

Stranger: sorry

You: That's ok

You: But this site isn't meant for that kind of activity,

You: We are trying to cut down on it.

Stranger: got it

You: The legal ramifications are substantial.

Stranger: i am very sorry

Stranger: i was just kidding

Stranger: :)

You: For you also, i'd clear your history maybe also.

Stranger: thanks

You: Just so as to not get yourself in legal trouble, and not involve the site.

You: Thanks.

Stranger: and sorry again

You: I'LL LEAVE YOUR FUCKING HEAD PIECE BACKLESS!!!!!

You: IM DEAD THEY JUST DIDN'T LEAVE THE FUCKING CASKET LOCKED FAGGIT

Stranger: ??

You: YOU LOVE THE SCENT OF FUCKING FAGGITS ON YOUR FUCKING MATRESS DON'T YOU CUNT!!!

You: VINNY PAZ MAMMY

You: AKA PAZMANIAN DEVIL

Stranger: sorry?

You: AKA FRANK VINATRA

You: FAGGIT@!!!!1

Stranger: ??

You: VINNY GONNA SHOW YALL HOW TO WRITE SOME RHYMES NOW

You: i'm savage!!! i write rhymes in pitch blackness!!!

You: You fucking pagan!!!

You: PAGAN!!!!

Stranger: what is pagan?

You: YOU.

Stranger: so u were lying!

Stranger: what does it mean?

You: YOU SHARE A FUCKING MILKSHAKE STRAW WITH ANOTHER MAN

You: MAKING YOU A HOMO

Stranger: gross

You: I NAILED THE LAST NAIL IN CHRIST FAGGIT, I CAN DEAD YOU.

Stranger: duh

Longbongcilvaringz
03-30-2009, 05:51 PM
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Drunken Monk
03-30-2009, 05:53 PM
DILO mama toma mama

Longbongcilvaringz
03-30-2009, 05:54 PM
I think drunken monk was the guy who thought i'd caught him trying to solicit under age girls.

Fucking foreign queer.

Drunken Monk
03-30-2009, 05:56 PM
I think drunken monk was the guy who thought i'd caught him trying to solicit under age girls.

Fucking foreign queer.


what do u want?
caviar champagne'?
ICE CREAM?
GOTTA WANK

Longbongcilvaringz
03-30-2009, 06:25 PM
Everyday, i find some way to surpass the stupidity of the previous day.

I wish there was a way i could get paid for being such an idiot...

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: ur cool?
Stranger: male/female?
You: female
You: you>?
Stranger: male
You: ok
You: cool
You: age?
Stranger: england you
Stranger: 22
You: oh ok, ur a little bit younger than me, but i can show you the ropes
You: im from philadeplphia
You: its in american
You: america**
You: omglol
Stranger: haha funny
You: im a bit drunk, sorry
You: :)
Stranger: i use to live in california wit grand pairents
You: ah ok
You: california is cool
You: i went to college up at irvine there
You: To many shots out of hair strippers assholes tonight lol
You: omg, cant believe i just said that
You: LOL
You: anyway, what are you doing today?
Stranger: working
Stranger: well ment to be
You: oh ok
You: Not too hard i hope!
Stranger: lol but im just messing about to behonist
You: true
Stranger: lol me work hard no
You: as long as ur getting paid lol
Stranger: dame rite
You: how much do you make?
You: stable income?
Stranger: 25k a year
You: ok
You: we can continue spleaking then
You: LOL
Stranger: witch is $32k a year in dollers
You: yeah, ok.
You: wow
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i work for the royal air force same as US airforce
You: oh ok
You: cool
Stranger: wat u do?
You: No funny business?
You: I am a waitress
Stranger: ook
You: trying to get into music though
Stranger: kwl
You: You listen to much hip hop?
Stranger: bit of hip hop rap tecno
You: ok cool
You: heard of Jedi Mind Tricks?
Stranger: i like mixing
You: cool
You: yeah, well, i've been recording with them for a bit now.
You: cool guys.
You: vinny (the main guy) and i get on really well
You: You still there??
Stranger: yer
You: ok
You: yeah anyway, trying to get down with those guys. they are pretty big in philly
You: It's kinda like, i scract his back, he scratches mine.
Stranger: ow ok
You: Heavy metal rap
You: Rawgritty
Stranger: ok
You: yeah, Vinny's rhymes speak to me.
You: Love his poems
You: YEAH, WE ALL SPIN ON THE SAME AXIS, AND THIS CHROME THING HERE, LEAVE YOUR FRAME BACKLESS
You: The police always tryna point flame at us, so i don;t mind seeing a piug brain splatter.
You: Hard shit like that
Stranger: ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

MAYOR QUIMBY
03-30-2009, 06:40 PM
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


Stranger: Hi



You: *Gasp!*


Stranger: ?


You: Have you ever ever ever in your long-legged life had a bald-headed bitch for a bald-headed wife?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

food for thought
03-30-2009, 08:35 PM
a=AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YALL GOT ME DYING AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

LMAO

drippie k
03-31-2009, 03:06 AM
You: wutup wutup
You: up in this bitch son
Stranger: Are you, per chance, a negroe?
You: are you per chance a white devil?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


hahahhahahahahahahhahahahaha

ALCATRAZ
12-20-2009, 08:43 PM
bump

food for thought
12-20-2009, 08:47 PM
this thread was fucking hilarious.

thread of the year, maybe.

Olive Oil Goombah
12-20-2009, 08:57 PM
it wasn't that funny man.

ALCATRAZ
12-20-2009, 09:17 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: do thug niggaz go to heaven?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

food for thought
12-20-2009, 09:18 PM
lol

food for thought
12-20-2009, 09:21 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: watup yo
Stranger: the ceiling
You: what? you piece of shit.
Stranger: yes you chunk of feces?
You: huh?
You: is rasull allah the god?
Stranger: yeah whatever
You: do u know rasul allah?
Stranger: go skullfuck your mother
You: what?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

J-Cee
12-20-2009, 09:31 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: habibi
Stranger: hallo there~
You: vinnie paz?
Stranger: uh
Stranger: no speak french
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

food for thought
12-20-2009, 09:32 PM
lol

J-Cee
12-20-2009, 09:33 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo
Stranger: Let's cut the bullshit, which one are you:
A. Just bored and want to talk
B. Male (not horny) wants to talk to a guy
C. Male (not horny) wants to talk to a girl
D. Female (not horny) wants to talk to a guy
E. Female (not horny) wants to talk to a girl
F. Male (horny) wants to talk/cam with a guy
G. Male (horny) wants to talk/cam with a girl
H. Female (horny) wants to cam with a guy
I. Female (horny) wants to cam with a girl
J. A troll of any gender
You: vinnie paz from philly
Stranger: answer my question
You: JABBA THE HUT

food for thought
12-20-2009, 09:34 PM
hahahahahahahahahah

food for thought
12-20-2009, 09:39 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: this is vinnie paz, daddy!!
Stranger: oh sounds like a nice name
Stranger: age?
Stranger: sex?
Stranger: loca.?
You: i was there when they hammered the first nail in jesus
Stranger: really?
Stranger: was it interesting?
You: nah man
Stranger: Bro??????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????????????
You: i cant understand hieroglyphics, so i called killah priest and he told me how to follow it
Stranger: okkk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

J-Cee
12-20-2009, 09:43 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny?
You: vinnie paz?
Stranger: yes i have a vagina
Stranger: and a penis ;)
You: u like pepeproni in there?
You: lady gaga?
Stranger: as long as you put up there with yo dick
Stranger: ;))
Stranger: how did you know?
You: can i cum on your mums roast dinner when i come over?
You: i know these things
Stranger: soundsss good
Stranger: and who the fuck are you creeper
You: SHAFT!
Stranger: no
Stranger: btw asl
Stranger: ?????
You: i like putting german cockraoches in my anus
Stranger: ewwwwwwwww
You: 71 male
Stranger: fuck you

thats enough fuckin round 4 me lol

food for thought
12-20-2009, 09:45 PM
^haha that one is hilarious

yea im done too

J-Cee
12-20-2009, 09:47 PM
haha

THE MASON
12-21-2009, 12:04 AM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo
Stranger: Let's cut the bullshit, which one are you:
A. Just bored and want to talk
B. Male (not horny) wants to talk to a guy
C. Male (not horny) wants to talk to a girl
D. Female (not horny) wants to talk to a guy
E. Female (not horny) wants to talk to a girl
F. Male (horny) wants to talk/cam with a guy
G. Male (horny) wants to talk/cam with a girl
H. Female (horny) wants to cam with a guy
I. Female (horny) wants to cam with a girl
J. A troll of any gender
You: vinnie paz from philly
Stranger: answer my question
You: JABBA THE HUT

lmao

ALCATRAZ
12-21-2009, 12:08 AM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey fag

Stranger: horny

You: u so crazy

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Mic Tyson
12-21-2009, 12:25 AM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: gay or bi?

You: fuck no

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Dopium486
01-11-2010, 01:32 PM
You: fucks up
Stranger: fucking or sucking
Stranger: 69 way?
You: your a sick fuck
You: im cellabant actually
You: sex is a sin
Stranger: sorry
You: you like taking creamy pink cocks in your ass dont you faggot
Stranger: because anyone always asking me about sex
You: AY
Stranger: :|
You: WHAT MUSICYOU LISTEN TO BITCH?
Stranger: then you said fucks up
Stranger: :|
...
You: WU TANG IS FOREVER
Stranger: misunderstand it
Stranger: :|
Stranger: sorry
You: times is illmatic keep static like wool fabric
You: ya dig?
You: you puff that lye?
You: your not giving me much substance to go off of
Stranger: :|
You: i dont wanna see that stupid ass face
You: i want some verbal intercourse
You: spit your shit bitch
You: fuck you man
You: i hope your dick gets sewn closed
You: pussy bitch
You have disconnected.





You: what do yo want
Stranger: i need a gud chat
You: about what
You: you don't even fucking kwo
You: why are you on this stupid shit right now?
Stranger: about u and me
You: you type like a fucking downsyndrome child
You: jesus, take your sweet ass time
Stranger: i know u like me
You: allright fuck you
You: grab your window curtains
You: tie em around your neck
You: and dangle from the fucking ceiling fan
You: go fuck yourelf
You have disconnected.

TheBoarzHeadBoy
01-11-2010, 09:39 PM
Why are you all impersonating Vinnie Paz?

Olive Oil Goombah
01-11-2010, 10:25 PM
this dude said cellabant instead of celibate...tee hee

LORD NOSE
01-11-2010, 11:02 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!



Stranger: umm herro?



You: MEAT FOR YOUR FACE ?




Stranger: not yet



You: YES YET



You: GET READY



Stranger: nooo not yet!



You: RIGHT NOW



Stranger: wait let me get my watch on



You: IT'S CUMMIN



Stranger: haha bitch you missed



You: IT'S SPILLIN IN YOUR EARS



Stranger: na you missed its all over your mom right now



You: SCREAM IN SIGN LANGUAGE



Stranger: already did



You: SCREAM IN SIGN LANGUAGE



Stranger: i did again



You: YOUR BUTT CHEEKS ARE DREAMING



You: I'LL KICK YOU IN YOUR FUCKIN BACK



Stranger: maybe the left one it does feel like its asleep



You: YOU KNOW THAT RIGHT ?



Stranger: yeah i know i see your back right now



You: HOW ABOUT I SLAP YOU IN THE TEETH WITH A HOT PIECE OF SHIT



Stranger: how bout i rape you with a cow between your teeth?



You: I'LL PULL YOUR FUCKING NOSE OFF



Stranger: ill pull it back on



You: NOT IF I FEED IT TO YOUR MOMS



Stranger: ok then ill just eat her nose



You: I'LL SLAP SOME MAYO ON THAT SHIT AND CALL IT A DAY



Stranger: how about when its night?



You: HOW ABOUT I PUNCH YOUR DOG IN THE STOMACH WITH MY FEET



Stranger: aww i wish i had a dog..



You: YOU ARE HALF DOG



You: HALF BUNNY



Stranger: dde thats freaking awesome



Stranger: im not complaining



Stranger: *dude



You: WHAT ABOUT YOUR UNDERWEAR ?




You: PULL THEM SHITS OFF



Stranger: whats underwear?



You: SO I CAN BEAT YOU UP WHILE YOU'RE NAKED



Stranger: lol ok well now your just annoying cya bitch.





Your conversational partner has disconnected.

TeknicelStylez
01-11-2010, 11:13 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: ▅c●▄███████||▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅||█~ ::~ :~ :►
▄██ ▲  █ █ ██▅▄▃▂
███▲ ▲ █ █ ███████
███████████████████████►
◥☼▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙☼◤

You: ILL FUCKING KILL YOU

Stranger: NO BITCH I SHOT U

Stranger: UR DEAD

Stranger: :D

Stranger: yea nig stfu u got 1 deag

You: FUCK YOU FAGGOT

Stranger: YO BITCH U WANNA E-FIGHT

Stranger: I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY

You: LETS DO THIS SHIT MOTHERFUCKER

Stranger: K BITCH

Stranger: u start :D

Stranger: u wont disconnect no balls

You: ILL DISCONNECT YOUR JAW FROM YOUR FACE BITCFH

Stranger: NAH BITCH U CANT SEE ME IM BLACK AND ITS DARK HERE

Stranger: BEAT THAT FAG

You: ILL FUCKING INFOTHERMAL YOUR BLACK ASS AND SHOOT YOU WITH A SMALL CALIBER HAND GUN

You: THAN TAKE A SHIT ON YOUR GUNSHOT WOUND

You: THAN ILL PEE ON THE SHIT

You: THAN ILL PUT THE BLOOD PISS SHIT ON A PIECE OF BREAD AND MAKE YOU EAT IT

You: YOU LITTLE DICK WAD

Stranger: DAMN WTF U CAN PISS AND SHIT ON COMMAND? UR LIKE MY DOG

Stranger: anyway KNOCK KNOCK

You: who's there?

Stranger: KNOCK KNOCK

You: BANG I SHOT THROUGH THE FUCKIN DOOR

You: YOU'RE DEAD BITCH

You: HOW THE FUCK DOES LEAD TASTE

J-Cee
01-12-2010, 07:40 AM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: vinnie paz?
Stranger: ?
You: whats wrong
Stranger: where are you from?
You: philly
You: you
Stranger: philladelphia?
You: yeh like the cream spread
Stranger: im indonesian
You: im a muslim rapper
You: praise allah
Stranger: im a moslem too
You: google me
You: vinnie paz
Stranger: wait
You: hurry back
Stranger: okay
You: u find me
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: and you are really him?
You: yehhh
You: what ya think of me
Stranger: cool
Stranger: i think ive heard you
You: Jedi Mind Tricks soonnnn
Stranger: but i think you shouldn't tattoing your body
You: why not?
Stranger: your shalat will not receive by allah
You: i think my shalat will be the 1st preference for allah to receive
Stranger: how you know it?
You: he told me
Stranger: how?
You: stoupe..
Stranger: stoupe?
You: yeh bangin those hard beats
Stranger: i think you are wrong
You: haha
You have disconnected.