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TSA
04-02-2009, 12:47 AM
Anyways get this.

i typed it and my internet fucked up so im gonna us fast bullets


I pick up these 2 nigerian friends of mine for rehearsals

I call 2 CRIMEY friends of mine and tell them to prank the other 2 by 'robbing' us after rehearsal

they come BLACK SKI MASK, BLACK TIMBS, BLACK HOODIES AND REAL ASS LOOKING BB GUNS. TIMBALAN FOOTED NINJAS dudes' looked 100% for real lmao!


anyways we're rehearsing they're in the parking lot waiting, i get out there and tell them on the phone to wait till we drop off our friend cause he needed a ride (he wasn't getting pranked)


we drop him off and i let one of the NIGERIAN VICTIMS drive cause he was paying for gas.


I go "man i just spent 600 dollars on books" and start acting like i was looking for something to stall time while the robbers got out of there car (that had been following us)










anyways dudes jump out PERFECT AS HELL!


Hit my window hard, throw me on the ground hard, yank them out duh whip hard and one goes "PLEASE DONT KILL ME, I'LL DO ANYHTING'

the type of fear that would convince a straight man to suck a dick



anyways on of the robbers put the fake gun to a the nigerian head and he pisses on himself

RAW FUcKING PISS!22@@



I take off running as planned and they go 'forget him, waste these guys'


Im watching it all from the side of someone's house and they're putting the victims in the trunk LOL!





anyways i pop out, APRIL FOOLS we have a piss drenched laugh and the cops come.


turns out the entire block called the police and they were all dunking in their basements LOL! i feel really bad now. no joke.



i got a ticket for 100 dollars for disturbing the peace. We laughed for a fucking century and the cops thought i was a douche bag with elaborate ass schemes. Good thing it wasn't the nigga from the magazine fiasco.


we might be in the papers...idk...lol!

EAGLE EYE
04-02-2009, 12:59 AM
this kid looks more crimey than u

http://www.journalstar.com/articles/2009/04/02/news/local/doc49d40d418373c429482049.txt

NIGHT MAYOR
04-02-2009, 01:05 AM
if true - gangster dude - kudos.

TSA
04-02-2009, 01:05 AM
AHAHAHAHh that fag looks like every nebraskan ever! hahahah!

TSA
04-02-2009, 01:06 AM
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/110/l_e264d514ea7d486f9a346eaefcc0d534.jpg
Slavery? wtf?

NIGHT MAYOR
04-02-2009, 01:07 AM
runnin shit :)

dont hate

SKANK HILL
04-02-2009, 01:17 AM
haha, magazine fiasco.

TSA
04-02-2009, 01:23 AM
runnin shit :)

dont hate
i respect your e-strenff a little more.
i think Gavin beats her sister if she talks to me ahaha! no joke.
or he will soon.

NIGHT MAYOR
04-02-2009, 01:27 AM
girls cant resist the australian swagger, were like cavemen, sexy cavemen

EAGLE EYE
04-02-2009, 01:38 AM
karamelsundae has been informed she is now my property

NIGHT MAYOR
04-02-2009, 01:48 AM
b0AGiq9j_Ak

EAGLE EYE
04-02-2009, 01:58 AM
Fredy are you implying TruJizDumb looks like Michael Jordan?

NIGHT MAYOR
04-02-2009, 02:04 AM
im implying you wanna be like Fredy.

46q22fccbn4

gawd status. your the Pipen to my Jordan, good, but not gawd status.

J-Cee
04-02-2009, 04:27 AM
Sexy cavemen...hahahha..thats classic

NIGHT MAYOR
04-02-2009, 04:40 AM
me want beer - argh

NIGHT MAYOR
04-02-2009, 04:50 AM
but on the real, she's mine so keep ya grubby mitts off.

talking to you you DJmeth and Tza.

DR. NICK RIVIERA
04-02-2009, 05:06 AM
clearly the paper block she is holding is Fredy's property, not her.

NIGHT MAYOR
04-02-2009, 06:00 AM
jealousy is such an ugly emotion, brings the worst out of good people.

RIINě
04-02-2009, 06:36 AM
u see those light reflections on her lips, thats ZULU QUALITY right there!http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/images/icons/icon14.gif

RIINě
04-02-2009, 06:37 AM
....or is that herpes?

SKAMPOE
04-02-2009, 06:49 AM
anyways get this.

I typed it and my internet fucked up so im gonna us fast bullets


i pick up these 2 nigerian friends of mine for rehearsals

i call 2 crimey friends of mine and tell them to prank the other 2 by 'robbing' us after rehearsal

they come black ski mask, black timbs, black hoodies and real ass looking bb guns. Timbalan footed ninjas dudes' looked 100% for real lmao!


Anyways we're rehearsing they're in the parking lot waiting, i get out there and tell them on the phone to wait till we drop off our friend cause he needed a ride (he wasn't getting pranked)


we drop him off and i let one of the nigerian victims drive cause he was paying for gas.


I go "man i just spent 600 dollars on books" and start acting like i was looking for something to stall time while the robbers got out of there car (that had been following us)










anyways dudes jump out perfect as hell!


Hit my window hard, throw me on the ground hard, yank them out duh whip hard and one goes "please dont kill me, i'll do anyhting'

the type of fear that would convince a straight man to suck a dick



anyways on of the robbers put the fake gun to a the nigerian head and he pisses on himself

raw fucking piss!22@@



i take off running as planned and they go 'forget him, waste these guys'


im watching it all from the side of someone's house and they're putting the victims in the trunk lol!





Anyways i pop out, april fools we have a piss drenched laugh and the cops come.


Turns out the entire block called the police and they were all dunking in their basements lol! I feel really bad now. No joke.



I got a ticket for 100 dollars for disturbing the peace. We laughed for a fucking century and the cops thought i was a douche bag with elaborate ass schemes. Good thing it wasn't the nigga from the magazine fiasco.


We might be in the papers...idk...lol!
hahyahahahah good one

Uncle Steezo
04-02-2009, 01:32 PM
UrRCToE1FwY

Tage
04-02-2009, 01:42 PM
^i love that scene

food for thought
04-02-2009, 01:52 PM
^ me too

yo nigeria,

how did u know it was a 100 dollar ticket?

dont u have to go to your court date first?

or is this whole thing bullshit?

SHRAP
04-02-2009, 03:20 PM
but on the real, she's mine so keep ya grubby mitts off.

talking to you you DJmeth and Tza.

good job u are now an official internet mack, cyberpimpin aint e-easy

vahacris
04-02-2009, 03:48 PM
stop reading after 2 CRIMEY friends.... buhahaahha the guy who run into police station crying cuz someone send him truckers magazines had CRIMEY friends buahahaahah

............you forget to told us that their last CRIME was stealing ccandybar from grocery.........

also i have a question - do you start to belive yourself after you post some imagination bullshit? cuz thats an illnes and you can cure it..... please visit your nebrska medical centre or village wisemen or whatever shaman you have there
.....................peace kiddo and big up to your imagination

Uncle Steezo
04-02-2009, 03:57 PM
i got red penis envy.
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Crackhead Bob
04-02-2009, 03:57 PM
THE GReATEST APRIL FOOLs JOKE IN THE HISTORY OF HUMANITY AND NEGROES!

I love that qualifier

KaramelSundae
04-02-2009, 07:42 PM
girls cant resist the australian swagger, were like cavemen, sexy cavemen

maybe Bateman but you? hmmmmm.....must be something TruWiz sees that i don't

karamelsundae has been informed she is now my property

lol don't be thinking your getting a sig like that

good job u are now an official internet mack, cyberpimpin aint e-easy

lollll

THE GReATEST APRIL FOOLs JOKE IN THE HISTORY OF HUMANITY AND NEGROES!

I love that qualifier



yes, that TSA guy....hes funny. iono i just hope its not one of your tall tales

Dokuro
04-02-2009, 08:15 PM
wow 700$ one one prank your a genus

HANZO
04-02-2009, 08:50 PM
you should have gotten someone to video it. then the greatness of the prank could have been spread around the world.

Tyler Durden
04-02-2009, 09:28 PM
Back to the point - that was a shit hit April Fools.
The best I got was an upside down Youtube.

Who paid the ticket???

vahacris
04-03-2009, 10:33 AM
i got red penis envy.
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my red penis was 3 bars longer but couple of mods with good intentions ruins it.................:thumbdwn:

Longbongcilvaringz
04-03-2009, 10:38 AM
Vahacris you piece of fecal matter, respond to my fucking pm's or i am going to fucking disembowel you.

NIGHT MAYOR
04-03-2009, 10:39 AM
maybe Bateman but you? hmmmmm.....must be something TruWiz sees that i don't



lol don't be thinking your getting a sig like that



lollll




yes, that TSA guy....hes funny. iono i just hope its not one of your tall tales

you love me - you just dont know it yet.