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sdeblasi
04-03-2009, 02:06 AM
Yo so i was just at the bar, feelin good pretty drunk, so i go up to this girl sitting alone near the top of some steps (4 steps high),and i say what up how you doin wanna dance? you know the usual...

all of a sudden some fuckin dude comes from out of nowhere shoves me down all the steps i land on my back and my tailbones in mad fuckin pain....two bouncers walk in front of me and the douche and by the time i get up the kids fuckin gone, barely got to see what he looked like besides a black tshirt...my boys tryin to find him and the girl is apologizin and looks scared shitless

im so fuckin pissed off right now i couldnt get a punch in, even worse i dont even know what the motherfucker looks like after he ran off like a bitch....the girl i was gettin at wasnt even his girl, just some chick he was mackin on...fuck this shit

NIGHT MAYOR
04-03-2009, 02:15 AM
yeah sounds familiar, one lesson for everybody: girls dont go to clubs/venues alone, they are normaly meeting someone or have a hidden friend/man somewhere, be cautious with these females. they can pack a suprise

sdeblasi
04-03-2009, 02:17 AM
^ i know man but the thing is this bitch was dancing with multiple ppl throughout the night and i went up to her when she was just chillin alone with one of her girls so i knew she was single

sdeblasi
04-03-2009, 02:19 AM
it was just come douche that thought he was gettin some when he clearly wasnt

NIGHT MAYOR
04-03-2009, 02:24 AM
ahhhhh ok, well another lesson: never turn your back on the club. stick to the wall like no.4 - the lizard

nU4tPDtBqYI

*Night Mayor Clubbin Guidlines*

Longbongcilvaringz
04-03-2009, 04:10 AM
dickless fuck


dickless fuck


dickless fuck


dickless fuck


dickless fuck

i like that saying.

Guarded By Martyrs
04-03-2009, 04:26 AM
"Spineless Cunt" has always been a personal favourite of mine.

Longbongcilvaringz
04-03-2009, 04:29 AM
Yeah, that's good also.

But dickless fuck.

You wonder about just what a 'dickless fuck' is.

drippie k
04-03-2009, 08:24 AM
damn that sucks bro, shouldve gotten up quicker

Prolifical ENG
04-03-2009, 12:03 PM
That shit happens all the time in clubs.

Every popular club in the world something like that happens at least once a night.

food for thought
04-03-2009, 12:06 PM
^haha

MAYOR QUIMBY
04-03-2009, 12:11 PM
Well, what happened to the girl? DId she walk away or did you pork her warm pink pocket?

TheBoarzHeadBoy
04-03-2009, 05:16 PM
I assumed this was about getting in a car crash cause lesbians were fucking in the other car...

What, that makes sense... :p

EAGLE EYE
04-04-2009, 05:58 PM
Bring a box cutter

Mel Gibstein
04-04-2009, 06:36 PM
Get a tazer with the wires that shoot out with the needles,not only could you have shocked the fuck out of him,but you could have reeled him in like a fish and kicked his fucking teeth in:)

ALCATRAZ
04-04-2009, 06:48 PM
thats why i dont fuck wit clubs my g, niggaz b on some straight hatreeeeed

EAGLE EYE
04-04-2009, 11:38 PM
Get a tazer with the wires that shoot out with the needles,not only could you have shocked the fuck out of him,but you could have reeled him in like a fish and kicked his fucking teeth in:)


I wont be surprised if thats the next hot "club dance" being performed by tall skinny thug passions.