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Ghost In The 'Lac
04-03-2009, 02:42 PM
K, you may or may not know that Australians are obsessed by Cane Toads:

http://9.media.tumblr.com/tNzpvQVUdluioqb7fxzbWEI6o1_500.jpg



^^If theres one thing an australian hate more than Aborigines, its the CANE TOAD.

Now, follow this-

European settlers introduced the CANE TOAD, to combat and kill all the native beetle who were eating all their precious sugar cane crops.

So anyway the CANE TOAD went on to not only kill all the beetles but also all the frogs, crocs, kangaroos and basically any other native mammal who came into contact with its posinous excretion on its skin.

They also eat native frogs.

And theres fucking MILLIONS of them that have taken over the whole country over the last century.


SO

Whats the Ozzies brand new idea to kill off FINALLY the hated CANE TOADS???




.....................






THEYRE INTRODUCING KILLAH MEAT ANTS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY TO DEVOUR ALL CANE TOADS.




“The basic idea is that rather than going for a high-risk strategy of bringing in a disease or a genetically modified virus, the meat ants, with a few million years of evolutionary advantage, are used to kill the toads,” said Professor Rick Shine, whose study of the feral frogs and the native ants was recently published in the British journal Functional Ecology."


^^^^lol!!!!!!!!!


So they bring in toads to kill the beetles, who in turn took over everything else, now theyre bringing in ANTS to kill all the toadsWhat kind of post-apocalyptic science experiment are they living in?



Lets not even bring up the RABBITS that Australians also released, so they could hunt them.

The non native rabbits spread out of control beyond all belief, covering the whole country and devouring native crops and destroying the natural balance.

They then introduced Foxes, to kill all the crazed rabbits.

It didnt work.

The foxs just added to the problem.



Like the old woman who swallowed the spider to catch the fly, Australian scientists are hoping the native meat ant will eat the cane toad, that was sent to swallow the beetle, that ate the sugar cane crop.
Reviled for its ugliness and feared because of its unstoppable invasion of the Australian landscape, the cane toad consistently rates as the most despised exotic pest, rivalled only by the feral cat.
"Nine out of 10 Australians put the cane toad in their top five ferals of concern," says Tony Peacock, professor of agriculture whose invasive species research centre in Canberra surveys public attitudes to exotic animals and plants.
Introduced in 1935 to combat the native beetle that was destroying sugar cane crops planted by European migrants, the cane toad has mutated into a perfect specimen of Australia (http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/australia)'s catastrophic environmental history.
Over the past 70 years, more than 100 indigenous species have disappeared or have been pushed to the edge of extinction including the yellow-footed rock wallaby, northern hairy-nosed wombat, grey nurse shark and green turtle. At least 157 more are on the critical list.
Largely confined to north-eastern Australia, until the 1980s the cane toad was largely viewed as a problem for Queenslanders, whose parochial and brutish reputations were enhanced by their attempts to club, squash and kill the hardy pest by any means, followed by their habit of racing the ugly creatures in the pub.
As the cane toad has pushed further west and south into other states – it now inhabits 20% of the continent – there is growing evidence that it is wiping out both the yellow spotted goanna, a large lizard, and the quoll, a cat-like carnivorous marsupial.
The poisonous glands behind the cane toad's head are so toxic that would-be predators die almost instantaneously. Freshwater crocodile corpses have been found floating with cane toads stuck in their jaws. However, the cane toad has failed its in mission and the native beetle continues to destroy crops.
Although loathed and hunted, the cane toad has become an uncontrollable force, spreading through the bush at an increasingly rapid clip, along with foxes, rabbits, wild dogs, goats, camels, brumbies, deer and buffalo, to name but a few of the hundreds of exotic species that dominate Australia.
It has fanned out from the sugar cane plantations to infest backyards, rainforests, and the world heritage listed Kakadu national park. It has even colonised coastal islands by swimming out on flood waters.
But now some scientists hope the Australian bush may be about to have its revenge.
"The basic idea is that rather than going for a high-risk strategy of bringing in a disease or a genetically modified virus, the meat ants, with a few million years of evolutionary advantage, are used to kill the toads," said Professor Rick Shine, whose study of the feral frogs and the native ants was recently published in the British journal Functional Ecology.
Shine admited that left to their instincts alone, the ants wouldn't do the job as they have done little to eat into the cane toad numbers in the areas where they already co-exist.
"It would be a question of encouraging them to forage at the water's edge where young toads are found," he said.
However, Australia's success with biological controls is limited to just two experiences, both with the rabbit.
Introduced so the landed gentry could hunt, the rabbit soon bred and spread so voraciously that not even the fox, imported to hunt the rabbits, could keep the numbers down.
As with the cane toad, the fox, once the hunter, became a hunted nuisance while the rabbit population exploded to around 600 million.
In 1950, the government sanctioned the release of the myxomatosis disease and cut the population to 100 million, but by 1991, genetic resistance had rebuilt the population to as much as 300 million, prompting a second disease, the calicivirus, to be released.
Professor Ian Lowe, an environmental scientist at Griffith University in Queensland, and president of the Australian Conservation (http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/conservation) Foundation, said the search for a magical biological bullet was absurd.
"The delusion that you can have effective biological control still seems very strong in Australia. People talk about managing environmental systems as if it's no more complex than managing a jam factory. We should have learned from the cane toad that the cure is often worse than the disease," he said.


http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/apr/03/meat-ants-cane-toad-cull-australia

The Hound
04-03-2009, 02:44 PM
LOL @ The British sending prisoners to a fucking Island paradise and keeping their upper class citizens in a depressing slum with no sun and within ear shot of Scotland.

Britian took the Epic Fail of mankind for that.

Ghost In The 'Lac
04-03-2009, 02:45 PM
the UK releasing the outcasts onto that island was the single greatest enviromental disaster the world has ever seen.

The Hound
04-03-2009, 02:46 PM
http://www.isrealli.org/wp-content/uploads/eng-fans.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/74/168428098_2ed275ef6e.jpg?v=0
^^ Shakesphere is fucking dead you gronks.

http://s.bebo.com/app-image/7932434693/5411656627/PROFILE/i.quizzaz.com/img/q/u/08/02/18/football_fan.jpg

Fackin Qweaghs.

The Hound
04-03-2009, 02:48 PM
LOL @ living next door to Scotland and being proud.

Tage
04-03-2009, 02:48 PM
what does that second pic have to do with Shakespeare?

edit - who is shakesphere

Ghost In The 'Lac
04-03-2009, 02:48 PM
^^ Shakesphere is fucking dead you gronks.



Fackin Qweaghs.

Wow

lol

i didnt realise the jealousy ran so deep?

you randomly brought out Shakespeare, to a pic that had no relevence to him whatsover.

Is random Shakespeare-hatred this much of a deep held problem for all Australians, or just yourself?

The Hound
04-03-2009, 02:52 PM
Says the guy who created a thread about Australia, for no reason but being jealous because his faggot ancestors who fucked their siblings decided to send the scum of the nation of a paradise.

DiO6cK4XUuI

AUstralia slam England at everything imaginable, and the region with the highest % of immigration to Australia is from the UK

Longbongcilvaringz
04-03-2009, 02:52 PM
I don't know what this thread is meant to be, but the English did everything you're talking about (cane toads, rabbits, foxes).

The only mark left by the English here is shit like that.

Fucking parasites.

The Hound
04-03-2009, 02:53 PM
Do cane toads even exist outside of Queensland and far far FAR north NSW which is basically on the border of Queensland?

Ghost In The 'Lac
04-03-2009, 02:54 PM
Says the guy who created a thread about Australia, for no reason but being jealous because his faggot ancestors who fucked their siblings decided to send the scum of the nation of a paradise.



Er, no, i made it because theyre releasing killer ants to combat cane toads.

which is fucking awesome and fucking hilarious at the same time.

given their record, of releasing things.

Tage
04-03-2009, 02:54 PM
fuck the england v austrailia football shit again.

we govern you. fack awwf.

Ghost In The 'Lac
04-03-2009, 02:56 PM
I don't know what this thread is meant to be, but the English did everything you're talking about (cane toads, rabbits, foxes).

The only mark left by the English here is shit like that.

Fucking parasites.


LOL!

a parting gift, old fellow


edit LOL!! BONERFARM JUST NEG REPPED ME FOR THIS THREAD!!

FEELINGS CAUGHT!!

The Hound
04-03-2009, 02:57 PM
And yet we beat you last time we played you, and we beat you last time you we played in;

Cricket
League
Basketball
Union
Football

LOL

You got 4 more medals than Australia AS GREAT BRITIAN

Australia clearly is superior

and you accept trash like Holly Valance, Kyline Minogue and Rolf Harris ...... that we throw away lol you turn into major stars lol

Tage is cool, so don't take my rant personal.

Longbongcilvaringz
04-03-2009, 02:57 PM
Yeah man.

Cane Toads have just recently reached WA.

They're fucking everywhere.

Like Foxes and Rabbits.

Would have been great if the English had just left Australia alone.

I don't know why Ghostlaced is talking about Australian people hating Aborigines (although a lot of Australian's are racist). It was the fucking British who classified them as Flora and treated them like scum.

From then on in, Australia has had to deal with the fall out, and Aboriginal people have been severely disadvantaged.

Ghost In The 'Lac
04-03-2009, 02:58 PM
yeah but, BONERFARM, you just neg repped me for this thread. You lost regardless, your obviously upset.

ill just give you a moment to cool down.

The Hound
04-03-2009, 03:00 PM
Dude, you private message me saying you won an internet discussion

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http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/images/icons/icon1.gif i win
you lost

Olive Oil Goombah
04-03-2009, 03:00 PM
lamest thread ever made even lamer by that douchebag tonearms responses.

Tage
04-03-2009, 03:01 PM
ok... because fulham beat man united 2-0... are they better than man united?

FIFA rankings...

# 9 - ENGLAND

# 32 - australia

...yes, only englishmen are proud of being 9th. we was 5th... fuck knows what happened.

Longbongcilvaringz
04-03-2009, 03:01 PM
given their record, of releasing things.

I don't want to get into an argument about whether Australia is 'better' than England or not.

Because, quite frankly there are an inordinate amount of degenerate fuck wits occupying both countries.

But it was English colonialists who introduced the majority of feral animals here.

The Hound
04-03-2009, 03:01 PM
I wish I could fake my E death.

Ghost In The 'Lac
04-03-2009, 03:02 PM
This is almost as bad as the time BONERFARM negged me for writing on the right hand side, because supposedly that was "his style". Ya.

Anyway thats about the 15th neg rep ive got from you, so i know im doing something right.

Longbongcilvaringz
04-03-2009, 03:03 PM
And tonearm is at least drunk, but more probably coming down.

Give him a break.

Tage
04-03-2009, 03:04 PM
when i think of england, i think of football... so yeah, ima jump outta this thread now lol

fuck animals.

The Hound
04-03-2009, 03:04 PM
LOL at keeping track of negs and shit

Tage
04-03-2009, 03:05 PM
http://www.entertainmentwise.com/artists/00015346_rolf_harris.jpg

Olive Oil Goombah
04-03-2009, 03:05 PM
tony is the most bitter aussie on teh planet...is he from the side of australia that is complete shit or something?

I saw his neighborhood....it looked like shitty phoenix suburb

The Hound
04-03-2009, 03:07 PM
LOL your name is Herbet.

There is nothing you can say about me, because your name is herbert.

http://www.entertainmentwise.com/artists/00015346_rolf_harris.jpg

you guys made this guy famous

There's a song called

why won't rolf harris fuck off and die

And you made him famous lol

But, please, keep Germaine Grear.

Tage
04-03-2009, 03:09 PM
he was made famous from

"tie my kangaroo down sport"

and a tv serial called "animal hospital"

damn you ozzys are obsessed with marsupials

The Hound
04-03-2009, 03:11 PM
LOL

tie me kangaroo down

he made a racist verse about abo's too for that song.

Ghost In The 'Lac
04-03-2009, 03:12 PM
tony is the most bitter aussie on teh planet...is he from the side of australia that is complete shit or something?



Cane Toads ate his family, its been hard for Bonerfarm. I know this thread probably bought out some hard memories for him.



damn you ozzys are obsessed with marsupials

Australians practically are marsupials.

Olive Oil Goombah
04-03-2009, 03:12 PM
Good one TOny!!!!

you lack the wit of Pat Bateman.

I wont judge australia by its worst kind tho.



you love mcdonalds big macs.

Tage
04-03-2009, 03:13 PM
i really dont find any metaphor involved in...

"tying a kangaroo down, sport" wtf?

The Hound
04-03-2009, 03:13 PM
....................................

Good work herb.

YOu were named aptly.

Olive Oil Goombah
04-03-2009, 03:14 PM
LMAO


thats an american slang term.........i bet you order the 20 piece mcnuggets at least twice a week.

Tage
04-03-2009, 03:15 PM
why is this shit getting personal? lol... you two used to date or something?

Olive Oil Goombah
04-03-2009, 03:16 PM
why is this shit getting personal? lol... you two used to date or something?

he's having trouble admitted his love for McDonalds

Tage
04-03-2009, 03:18 PM
90% of the western nations are addicted to mcdonalds... whats wrong with that? apart from the obvious obesity issues that arise. and half of those western nations like the wrong sport.



(sorry... had to bring that up - right, im off for some beers)

edit - im proud of that link back into sports. ingenious.

hectis
04-03-2009, 03:18 PM
I heard about the cane toad problem in Australia, and I heard they were going to have the military take them out, but ants will be worse then toads, so I think they might want to rethink that method.

food for thought
04-03-2009, 03:27 PM
hahahah

funny ass thread

lol @ ghost

on some random as shit

Longbongcilvaringz
04-03-2009, 03:36 PM
I was just about to unleash a really racist and insulting post on ghostlaced.

But i thought about what noel has been saying recently about positivity, and i decided that it would be much better for both him and i, if i refrained.

Olive Oil Goombah
04-03-2009, 03:40 PM
^pussy

Longbongcilvaringz
04-03-2009, 03:42 PM
Don't bring your negative energy into my cipher Tooch, because i don't consider smiting you to be negative.

It is for the greater good of everyone.

Ghost In The 'Lac
04-03-2009, 03:42 PM
I was just about to unleash a really racist and insulting post on ghostlaced.

But i thought about what noel has been saying recently about positivity, and i decided that it would be much better for both him and i, if i refrained.



http://www.sacbee.com/static/weblogs/capitolalertlatest/SchwarzeneggerVetos.jpg


"DOOO IT"

Olive Oil Goombah
04-03-2009, 05:04 PM
Don't bring your negative energy into my cipher Tooch, because i don't consider smiting you to be negative.

It is for the greater good of everyone.


dont give me that pseudo intellectual bullshit Batemon

noel411
04-03-2009, 06:29 PM
Lately I've been thinking about moving away from my home town where it is almost always warm and sunny, and I'm a few minutes away from several beautiful, scenic beaches, where I can comfortably surf in the warm, clean water in boardshorts, while hot, fit, tanned girls frolic on the beach, and moving over to the UK where I can sit inside all day watching the rain and fat, pale, pasty pigs walking past in the concrete wilderness outside.

I haven't decided anything final yet, but it's looking like one of the English Super League teams might give me a spot in their starting line up even though I've never played footy in my life. If that all works out then I think I'll make the move to the better life.

netscape check two
04-03-2009, 07:11 PM
A gleeful festival where people and kids gather around to kill a bunch of cane toads, and then high five each other afterwards? It sounds kinda creepy to me, like something that would happen in the southern US.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090329/ap_on_re_as/as_australia_toad_day_out

NIGHT MAYOR
04-03-2009, 07:11 PM
yeah - ME TOO Noel - the gold coast is'nt doing nothing for me lately
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b222/fredymech/SurfersParadiseQ1003.jpg

Longbongcilvaringz
04-03-2009, 11:29 PM
I hate this.

http://www.amsasquash.com/Web2007/images/Cottesloe%20Beach%20-%20Waves%20lower%20res.jpg

TruWizDumb
04-03-2009, 11:44 PM
I enjoyed Australia both times I went. I was pissed that koalas aren't nearly as cute as I imagined tho...the adult ones look like grumpy old men =(

noel411
04-04-2009, 01:40 AM
I hate this.

http://www.amsasquash.com/Web2007/images/Cottesloe%20Beach%20-%20Waves%20lower%20res.jpg

Damn son. That looks like a sick spot for skimming. Where is it?

noel411
04-04-2009, 02:01 AM
It makes me gag having to see sites like this every day...

http://image26.webshots.com/27/9/50/11/370895011xuGBKe_ph.jpg
http://image06.webshots.com/6/4/45/98/76244598wOPLFo_fs.jpg
http://www.totaltravel.com.au/guide/photos/greatlakes/tnsw_tuncurry_beach.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3192/2665355437_13c35115dc.jpg?v=0

http://image30.webshots.com/466/1/24/59/2480124590054853112PBnRXc_ph.jpghttp://www.oceanswims.com/nsw78/Resources/forster0807wide.jpg

http://www.pmgl.com.au/images/great_lakes_nsw1.png

I need some more of this in my life...

http://www.urban75.org/photos/gallery/images/pic81.jpg

The Hound
04-04-2009, 02:14 AM
Yeah, fuck Australia;

http://www.sydney-australia.biz/maps/graphics/cronulla-beach.jpg

http://www.destination360.com/australia-south-pacific/australia/images/s/australia-bondi-beach.jpg

http://www.destination360.com/australia-south-pacific/australia/images/s/australia-sydney.jpg

I wish I was hangin' in Birmingham, UK instead;

http://www.isrealli.org/wp-content/uploads/eng-fans.jpg

I enjoyed Australia both times I went. I was pissed that koalas aren't nearly as cute as I imagined tho...the adult ones look like grumpy old men =(

I honestly don't believe you when you say you went to Australia but didn't see Abo's in Brisbane or Townsville.

EAGLE EYE
04-04-2009, 02:31 AM
lately i've been thinking about moving away from my home town where it is almost always warm and sunny, and i'm a few minutes away from several beautiful, scenic beaches, where i can comfortably surf in the warm, clean water in boardshorts, while hot, fit, tanned girls frolic on the beach, and moving over to the uk where i can sit inside all day watching the rain and fat, pale, pasty pigs walking past in the concrete wilderness outside.

I haven't decided anything final yet, but it's looking like one of the english super league teams might give me a spot in their starting line up even though i've never played footy in my life. If that all works out then i think i'll make the move to the better life.

lol

NIGHT MAYOR
04-04-2009, 05:00 AM
one day i was in Surfers Paradise, and i had to put some more money into my parking meter and i noticed these two hot women walking in front of me

http://members.optusnet.com.au/%7Efantaboy/mypic53.jpg (http://members.optusnet.com.au/%7Efantaboy/mypic53.jpg)

and then i noticed they paid for my parking toll....... FOR FREE.....

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/9180/meterla3.jpg (http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/9180/meterla3.jpg)

they said "yeah we get paid to walk around promoting clubs and venues and makes peoples day by paying for their EXPENSIVE parking"

dam i was pissed off...... they seemed quite happy tho.......

http://clubwah.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/pt-surfers-metermaids.jpg (http://clubwah.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/pt-surfers-metermaids.jpg)

NIGHT MAYOR
04-04-2009, 05:06 AM
vGRxd33mPvE

Tage
04-04-2009, 10:09 AM
you australians are cunts

http://www.sydney-australia.biz/western-australia/graphics/western-australia-kangaroo-beach.jpg

we have this...

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/05_02/brightwetPA_468x282.jpg

TAURO
04-04-2009, 10:45 AM
Lately I've been thinking about moving away from my home town where it is almost always warm and sunny, and I'm a few minutes away from several beautiful, scenic beaches, where I can comfortably surf in the warm, clean water in boardshorts, while hot, fit, tanned girls frolic on the beach, and moving over to the UK where I can sit inside all day watching the rain and fat, pale, pasty pigs walking past in the concrete wilderness outside.

I haven't decided anything final yet, but it's looking like one of the English Super League teams might give me a spot in their starting line up even though I've never played footy in my life. If that all works out then I think I'll make the move to the better life.

This is what you sound like to me Noel

xV8PceWhWIE

Longbongcilvaringz
04-04-2009, 01:42 PM
Damn son. That looks like a sick spot for skimming. Where is it?

Cottesloe Beach.

food for thought
04-04-2009, 01:45 PM
yeah - ME TOO Noel - the gold coast is'nt doing nothing for me lately
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b222/fredymech/SurfersParadiseQ1003.jpg

yo on some real shit though

that looks like a tight ass city

EAGLE EYE
04-04-2009, 01:52 PM
yes..........................



on some real shit

Ghost In The 'Lac
04-04-2009, 04:22 PM
LOL!!

i cant belive the Ozzies have arrived EN MASS to post picture of beaches because I made a thread about CANE TOADS! hahahhaahahah



anyway

obviously alot of you are IGNORANT to Englands south west coastline

CORNWALL beaches in ENGLAND shit all over alot of Australian beaches: FACT.


ENGLAND BEACHES:


http://www.jtbonline.org/resources/imagelibrary/Beaches/Cornwall%20Beach.JPG


http://cache.virtualtourist.com/2499148-Porthcurno_Beach-Cornwall.jpg


http://www.bbc.co.uk/cornwall/content/images/2007/07/24/beach21t_470x350.jpg



WE GOT SHARKS TOO NAGGA

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06/baskingshark_450x250.jpg


http://www.cornwallwaterfronthomes.co.uk/files/u2/beach_cornwall.jpg


http://www.cornishlight.co.uk/2006/hr-porthcurno.jpg



http://www.newquay-online.co.uk/images/towan.jpg




....ether

NIGHT MAYOR
04-04-2009, 05:10 PM
^ OMG

look at those wonderful beaches *LAUGHING OUT LOUD*

you realy want to go down this road ? COMPARING YOUR BEACHES TO OURS

this is ludacris, honestly. where are the facts that say that cornshit beach is better than ANY of our beaches ? *cant believe im arguing with a pom on beaches*

Ghost In The 'Lac
04-04-2009, 05:20 PM
When I was in Australia, the NUMBER ONE complaint i heard time and time again from tourists, was about the beaches.

You cant win this. Cornwall beaches are EASILY nicer than East coast Oz beaches. (idk about west coast). Everyone says so.

Oz beaches really ARENT impressive. everyone gets let down by them. I also met loads of surfers who prefer Cornwall (which is a county btw, not a single beach, theres tones of beaches in cornwall.

Not only that but all your beaches are full of man eating sharks, while English beaches dont have sharks, apart from the harmless Basking Shark.

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Travel/Pix/pictures/2007/05/04/CornishBeach_Corbis460.jpg


http://www.mikejs.com/pics/2003/devon_cornwall/Porthcurno_Beach.jpg



http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_04/PorthemmetMT_800x362.jpg


http://www.cornwall.org.uk/cornwall.jpg


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Not only that but the Oz beaches in the north in Darwin etc you cant even swim in for 10 months of the year becaus of deadly box jellyfish. And even if they arent there its dangerous because of saltwater crocodiles who could be swimming along the coast

AUSTRALIA SUCKS FOR BEACHES IN EVERY WAY

NIGHT MAYOR
04-04-2009, 05:28 PM
http://www.jtbonline.org/resources/imagelibrary/Beaches/Cornwall%20Beach.JPG

ummmmm. where the fuck are the waves ?

http://cache.virtualtourist.com/2499148-Porthcurno_Beach-Cornwall.jpg

ummmmmmm where the fuck is the sand ?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cornwall/content/images/2007/07/24/beach21t_470x350.jpg

sand ?

WE GOT SHARKS TOO NAGGA

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06/baskingshark_450x250.jpg

those guys are warming up there wetsuits with piss

http://www.cornwallwaterfronthomes.co.uk/files/u2/beach_cornwall.jpg

is'nt that the third picture reversed ? HAHAHAHA geezus, google mus'nt have very many pictures under 'uk beaches'


http://www.cornishlight.co.uk/2006/hr-porthcurno.jpg

its like a 200 meter stretch of beach


http://www.newquay-online.co.uk/images/towan.jpg

with a 50 meter entrance

you have no idea what a beach is
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kdM3_2Dn32I/RjgGpLX7ayI/AAAAAAAAAD8/yIlmEf9y6L0/s400/Marty%27s%2BKirra%2BPoint.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirra,_Queensland

netscape check two
04-04-2009, 05:30 PM
Don't forget the splendid New Jersey beaches.

ALCATRAZ
04-04-2009, 05:32 PM
gen chat is so real right now

and if i had rep powers id rep freddy for his sig vid

NIGHT MAYOR
04-04-2009, 05:38 PM
yeah peace god - my mates cousin runs with those boys, they be some ligit cunts.

edit: i have their album if you want me to up it later. its totaly indy but when has that ever mattered.

noel411
04-04-2009, 06:43 PM
This is what you sound like to me Noel

xV8PceWhWIE
I'm gonna take that as a HUGE compliment.

As for the beaches thing, GHOSTLACED, I really don't give a shit if England has some tourist destination stretch of nice beaches where you can go in summer and swim with pasty, fat businessmen who are on holidays. The beaches I posted are all within a few minutes of my apartment. That was my point. And I couldn't even find pictures of the nicest beaches here, or the good surf spots (apart from the one already in my sig). England is in general a drab shithole. That was my point.

For real though, I've got a couple of pommy bodyboarder mates here, and they both rip, and they reckon you can get sick waves in England. They also say you've gotta wear a full body wetsuit year 'round and booties, headgear and the full deal in winter.

I'm not trying to have a competition about who's got the more scenic beaches or some shit, I'm just saying it's insanity to me for somebody from England to be taking the piss out of a country that offers an infinitely more pleasant lifestyle than his own.

EAGLE EYE
04-04-2009, 07:01 PM
UK really is starting to look like shit too me. Like a more pasty suicidal version of Seattle with out a decent music scene.

Ghost In The 'Lac
04-04-2009, 07:07 PM
it's insanity to me for somebody from England to be taking the piss out of a country that offers an infinitely more pleasant lifestyle than his own.

Is it?

Really?

I think its quite logical actually. Australiens are funny.

And they do quirky stuff.

Like release animal after animal is some bizarre on going 100 year eco war, steadily making the problem worse as they go. But its OK, because youve got pictures and stuff of fireman saving cute n cuddly Koala's from fires. You love animals.

I dont know about you, but i find that funny. But also pretty fucking awesome, like I see most of australia.

Prolifical ENG
04-04-2009, 07:17 PM
hahaha....a beach battle.....fuck hip-hop

YungSunny
04-04-2009, 07:22 PM
I'm just waiting for someone to mention Cali's beaches. :i
That'll be interesting.

netscape check two
04-04-2009, 07:27 PM
New Jersey has the cleanest beaches around.

Olive Oil Goombah
04-04-2009, 07:48 PM
Don't forget the splendid New Jersey beaches.

New Jersey has the cleanest beaches around.

haha....almost as clean as the Lake Erie beaches of Cleveland.

WARNING: Do not enter if you have any open wounds. Water may cause fatal infection.

Olive Oil Goombah
04-04-2009, 07:51 PM
Thos British beaches look nice, but you guys only get like 1 month of sunshine per year???

Even gloomy Clevelands gets about 4.

http://k53.pbase.com/o4/99/609799/1/55111164.EdgewaterParkSummer.jpg

noel411
04-04-2009, 08:04 PM
Is it?

Really?

I think its quite logical actually. Australiens are funny.

And they do quirky stuff.

Like release animal after animal is some bizarre on going 100 year eco war, steadily making the problem worse as they go. But its OK, because youve got pictures and stuff of fireman saving cute n cuddly Koala's from fires. You love animals.

I dont know about you, but i find that funny. But also pretty fucking awesome, like I see most of australia.
Cool. You can go on laughing about little stuff like that while I laugh at the simple fact that your country is a dull shithole then.

HANZO
04-04-2009, 08:46 PM
Thos British beaches look nice, but you guys only get like 1 month of sunshine per year???

Even gloomy Clevelands gets about 4.

1 month those statistics must be wrong. we get about a week in total.

The Hound
04-04-2009, 11:46 PM
What the fuck were those "beaches?"

No waves
No people
No sand

That's not a beach

http://img2.travelblog.org/Photos/14059/130160/f/904333-Bondi-Beach-0.jpg

^^ Not even the best beach in Sydney but it would be paradise to corn on the cob or whatever the fuck was posted.

http://www.andygrace.com/photos/2006/04/gigantic_waves.jpg
^^ At beaches there are things called waves. (liks like North Cronulla beach)

http://www.sydneyrocks.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/atcbondi.jpg
^^ People usually go to them too (Bondi)

http://www.studylanguages.org/images/sydney/sydney1.jpg
^^ There also needs to be sand.

TAURO
04-04-2009, 11:49 PM
I don't know why Ghostlaced is bringing up britains beaches because for the most part they all suck.

EAGLE EYE
04-04-2009, 11:56 PM
LOL @ "There needs to be sand"

noel411
04-05-2009, 07:30 AM
Cottesloe Beach.

Word yo. Some of the book I'm reading at the moment takes place at Cottesloe. Do you ever see motherfuckers skimming there?

Btw, I missed this first time 'round...
I was just about to unleash a really racist and insulting post on ghostlaced.

But i thought about what noel has been saying recently about positivity, and i decided that it would be much better for both him and i, if i refrained.
Congratulations. I wish I could abide by my own insights more often.

DJMethods
04-05-2009, 09:10 AM
West Coast has got the best beaches, werd, sorry Noel and Freddy.

Robert
04-05-2009, 11:02 AM
This thread is a hilarious read. I'm moving straight to Cornwall where the beaches are significantly better then all Australian beaches according to most English tourists.

Fuck the Great Barrier Reef.

Fuck Ningaloo.

Fuck 27 degrees celsius in winter.

Ghost In The 'Lac
04-05-2009, 12:00 PM
I don't know why Ghostlaced is bringing up britains beaches because for the most part they all suck.

yeah but your a boring twat so know one cares what you say lol.

I was talking pretty clearly about Cornwalls beaches.

Because the Australians decided out of the blue to turn this debate that was about how hilarious their eco record is into one .......about beaches

lol

this thread sums up you guys so well.

beaches.

that most people who arent australian think suck.

Evenmore hilarious, a few posts back, Tonaram has moved onto ...WAVES...

'WHO HAS THE BEST WAVES"

LOL!!

Australiens!!! what next.

even funnier is that we've all seen what BONERFARM looks like.

And that nigga hasnt set foot ON a beach any more times than he's posted pictures on them hahaha.

TAURO
04-05-2009, 12:12 PM
lol stfu, you're talking out of your ass ghostlaced. Trying to compare britains beaches to australia's lol

People should know that Ghostlaced is from a city thats completely non-relevant just from a general standpoint and from a uk hip hop standpoint, just a bitter nerd that failed at a career in hip hop culture so now he's reduced to talking out of his ass on the net.

netscape check two
04-05-2009, 12:24 PM
At a beach, what does skimming mean?

Longbongcilvaringz
04-05-2009, 12:52 PM
Not many people skim at Cott, the conditions aren't regularly like they are in the pic, and there's always too many people down there really.

Tage
04-05-2009, 12:53 PM
lol ghostlaced... i live in Cornwall.

we do have some sick beaches in the summer.

Ghost In The 'Lac
04-05-2009, 01:08 PM
^^your a lucky sunamabitch Tage. tell these niggas son. Cornwall has some of the best surfing in Europe

lol stfu, you're talking out of your ass ghostlaced. Trying to compare britains beaches to australia's lol

People should know that Ghostlaced is from a city thats completely non-relevant just from a general standpoint and from a uk hip hop standpoint, just a bitter nerd that failed at a career in hip hop culture so now he's reduced to talking out of his ass on the net.

^that was possibly THE GAYEST piece of posting ive seen this year. Just read that. The level of care youve just shown over me out of the blue just proves that your holding e-grudges.

E-GRUDGES. lol. i have so many people who ive insulted maybe once flippantly way back in the past WHO JUST CANT LET IT GO. i dont even know you.

why are you so mad? you came into the thread randomly for no particular reason, and now your still mad.

I know your not known for being the "sharpest" poster on wu corp, Toaro, but I wasnt the "comparing" beaches, I was just replying to random australinas who started to post random beaches, as an answer to this thread.

So I just posted some Cornwall beaches, to let them know they arent the only country who posess beaches, which is just how they were acting.

As for your "Birminghams UK hip hop relevence" point, that was straight up a LOW ASS moment for you in wu corp, Tauro. Low low moment.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
04-05-2009, 01:28 PM
lol stfu, you're talking out of your ass ghostlaced. Trying to compare britains beaches to australia's lol

People should know that Ghostlaced is from a city thats completely non-relevant just from a general standpoint and from a uk hip hop standpoint, just a bitter nerd that failed at a career in hip hop culture so now he's reduced to talking out of his ass on the net.


^that was possibly THE GAYEST piece of posting ive seen this year. Just read that. The level of care youve just shown over me out of the blue just proves that your holding e-grudges.

E-GRUDGES. lol. i have so many people who ive insulted maybe once flippantly way back in the past WHO JUST CANT LET IT GO. i dont even know you.

why are you so mad? you came into the thread randomly for no particular reason, and now your still mad.

I know your not known for being the "sharpest" poster on wu corp, Toaro, but I wasnt the "comparing" beaches, I was just replying to random australinas who started to post random beaches, as an answer to this thread.

So I just posted some Cornwall beaches, to let them know they arent the only country who posess beaches, which is just how they were acting.

As for your "Birminghams UK hip hop relevence" point, that was straight up a LOW ASS moment for you in wu corp, Tauro. Low low moment.





















http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn175/irondan_photos/ist2_5713526-angry-nerd-isolated-on.jpg


Relax, Lacey, I still think you're the most hip-hop guy in Birmhingham! Cheerio!

PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT
04-05-2009, 01:30 PM
^^your a lucky sunamabitch Tage. tell these niggas son. Cornwall has some of the best surfing in Europe

bernie is black and dead - rip

you are white and living :o

Ghost In The 'Lac
04-05-2009, 01:34 PM
hahah did this latino character really TYPE the words "failed in a career in hip hop culture"

ahahahah!!! idk whther to laugh or stare blankley at the name tauro da grim latin.

"failed in a career in hip hop culture"

idk where the "bitter nerd" thing came from. Tauro, your the guy who came into a thread simply to make a bitter post at GHOSTLACED.

And you also have Anime sigs and pictures and stuff. I think the words "bitter nerd" are slightly ill-chosen.

Like you often do. Because your bitter, about something. idk what. i must of done something for you to obsess like this.

It was prbably when I insulted all those UK HIP HOP videos you posted once.

Tage
04-05-2009, 01:46 PM
^^your a lucky sunamabitch Tage. tell these niggas son. Cornwall has some of the best surfing in Europe


cornwall has its advantages... i live near the end of the railway system in england aswell lol...i dont know what that has to do with anything but.. yeah.

Newquay is probably the most famous english beach.. s'all good. praa sands is amazing aswell, some big ass waves because the cliffs are close on either side.

newquay...

http://www.newquay-online.co.uk/images/towan.jpg

Ghost In The 'Lac
04-05-2009, 02:44 PM
lol Tauro just negged me for this thread. You would think the guy is Australian.

He comes in on page 6 or whatever, makes a sly ass comment aimed at me, so I flame him for a while.

Then he get mad and negs me.

This is the wu corp circle of life for faggots. They come in looking to make an e beef with me, then get mad and neg rep me when i take the bait.

I take it your real lives are truly forfilling.

Longbongcilvaringz
04-05-2009, 03:15 PM
It's fulfilling.

I mine isn't very fulfilling for the next week.

But i'm not neg repping you.

PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT
04-05-2009, 03:48 PM
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WHEN ARE YOU 2 GOING TO SAY NIGGA AGAIN?? ^^

Ghost In The 'Lac
04-05-2009, 03:53 PM
lol that nigga went NUTS!!!

fucking nuts.

thats a shame though, it kinda ruined alot of Seinfeld ep's, i cant stop thinking about that now.

PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT
04-05-2009, 03:54 PM
lol i bet he is a wu-corp poster

TAURO
04-05-2009, 07:19 PM
^that was possibly THE GAYEST piece of posting ive seen this year. Just read that. The level of care youve just shown over me out of the blue just proves that your holding e-grudges.

E-GRUDGES. lol. i have so many people who ive insulted maybe once flippantly way back in the past WHO JUST CANT LET IT GO. i dont even know you.

why are you so mad? you came into the thread randomly for no particular reason, and now your still mad.

I know your not known for being the "sharpest" poster on wu corp, Toaro, but I wasnt the "comparing" beaches, I was just replying to random australinas who started to post random beaches, as an answer to this thread.

So I just posted some Cornwall beaches, to let them know they arent the only country who posess beaches, which is just how they were acting.

As for your "Birminghams UK hip hop relevence" point, that was straight up a LOW ASS moment for you in wu corp, Tauro. Low low moment.

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

YOU BLEEDIN BITCH!!

kFVdIDVEcEQ

netscape check two
04-05-2009, 10:44 PM
On a side note, how old is Mr. Freshy now? 134 years old?

noel411
04-05-2009, 11:17 PM
lol stfu, you're talking out of your ass ghostlaced. Trying to compare britains beaches to australia's lol

People should know that Ghostlaced is from a city thats completely non-relevant just from a general standpoint and from a uk hip hop standpoint, just a bitter nerd that failed at a career in hip hop culture so now he's reduced to talking out of his ass on the net.
Thanks for the confirmation, but we could already tell.
At a beach, what does skimming mean?
Skimboarding.

http://www.skimshot.com/images/skimboard-8.jpg

Not many people skim at Cott, the conditions aren't regularly like they are in the pic, and there's always too many people down there really.

From the picture the beach looks steep, and it doesn't really look like there's any banks out in the open water. Good signs. It doesn't look epic or anything. Just like a spot you could consistently have fun sessions at. Crowds are a fucker though. Sometimes when I'm skimming I'll get motherfuckers who are walking along the beach, and they just stop right in front of me and stand there. And you'll get motherfuckers who out of the whole beach decide to go and swim right where you're skimming. This is where the inherent stupidity and mindlessness of human beings can become too much to bare, and cause one to finally snap and commit unspeakable acts of violence.

whitey
04-05-2009, 11:53 PM
clearly all of your beaches suck. you have not lived until you have swam in the middling, clement waters of lake Ontario.

http://www.sandypondresorts.com/m/3000/3648/images/3648_182029.jpg
look at those fucking waves dog. atleast 50 of them.

http://wvs.topleftpixel.com/photos/frozen_beaches_red_clouds.jpg
who needs sun when we have the northern lights beeatch.

http://www.toronto.ca/waterfront/images/bluffs2_400.jpg
this thing. plus wind for days. that guy is going at least 70 mph.

http://www.ilovethefingerlakes.com/fun/images/Carousel-at-Ontario-Beach.jpg

we also have a carousel at our beach. do any of you faggots have one of those? didnt think so.

http://www.daqelas.dk/images/Krydderi_kuld/Timian/on-the-shore-of-lake-Ontario.jpg

in the winter, you can take you dogs to our beach. an impossibility at your beaches, because they will drown. you cannot drown in ice. fact.

http://i.pbase.com/o2/58/525658/1/52551578.padDSC_943001_filtered.jpg

real life fossils. lake Ontario is an archeologists haven.



i think this is sufficient evidence to shut this mother down. Lake O >>>every worthless piece of sand you cunts call beaches.

NIGHT MAYOR
04-06-2009, 03:29 AM
West Coast has got the best beaches, werd, sorry Noel and Freddy.


^ bias opinion

you have more untouched beaches on the west siiieeede, but over in the ruggard east we have more popular famous beaches. the barrels dont get much better than kirra, well they did'nt, untill we pumped a shitload of sand to the south of the gold coast (kirra, rainbow bay, d bar, etc etc)

The Hound
04-06-2009, 03:33 AM
Western Australia has a fucking mine.

Congratulations, WA.

noel411
04-06-2009, 05:29 AM
I've gotta check out WA some time. Both my brothers have been there and prefer the East coast, but say it's still pretty choice over there. Surf wise you get sick waves in WA, NSW, QLD or VIC...even SA has some crazy reefs and wedges where you can get eaten by sharks. You can get good waves in Tassie if you wanna freeze your balls off, too. NSW has the most variety though. Reefs, point breaks, bombies, ledges, sick beachies, wedges, all within a very short distance of each other too. I mean shit, I've got great beachies, wedges, point breaks, a reef break and a couple of bombies all within a few minutes of my joint. I wouldn't live anywhere else I don't reckon. Than NSW that is.

NIGHT MAYOR
04-06-2009, 06:17 AM
to bad wogs patrol you beaches like The Warriors.

nothing but red neck locals up here on the queensland coastline.

noel411
04-06-2009, 07:21 AM
That's only around Sydney you ig'nant 85'er.

When I lived near Parramatta most places I went it was about 75% Asian, 20% ethnic, and 5% white caucazoid devil man.

Up here it is a rarity to see any Asians or people of ethnic origin at all. Just the odd tourist. It's the same all up and down the NSW coast. Like I said, it's only around the Sydney beaches. Although even around the Sydney beaches you still get a lot more caucazoid devils than any other race. In the suburbs it's a different story.

The Hound
04-06-2009, 07:43 AM
History time, bitches;

cXiXwYuGZoI

NIGHT MAYOR
04-06-2009, 08:14 AM
That's only around Sydney you ig'nant 85'er.

When I lived near Parramatta most places I went it was about 75% Asian, 20% ethnic, and 5% white caucazoid devil man.

Up here it is a rarity to see any Asians or people of ethnic origin at all. Just the odd tourist. It's the same all up and down the NSW coast. Like I said, it's only around the Sydney beaches. Although even around the Sydney beaches you still get a lot more caucazoid devils than any other race. In the suburbs it's a different story.

what is your "local" break ? i dont know where you live.

my "local" would be Southports Main Beach

Longbongcilvaringz
04-06-2009, 08:49 AM
Fredy can't comprehend the nature of the god allah hitting any beach and then LOCALISING THAT JOINT as his own.

The god's local beach is every beach.

NIGHT MAYOR
04-06-2009, 09:04 AM
not where i live, the "gods" you talk about drown in my breaks - rips and sweeps are to strong for "gods"

we had a asian swept out to sea this weekend, least the asians in NSW understand the strength of the ocean

we get tourists who see baywatch and think everything is hunky dory, how wrong they always are.

NIGHT MAYOR
04-06-2009, 09:05 AM
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Longbongcilvaringz
04-06-2009, 09:25 AM
The gods step to your local break, and make it their local break.

That's how real it is for you.

NIGHT MAYOR
04-06-2009, 09:28 AM
our beaches are ran by arian brother hood chapters, there are no "gods" homie

QLD - australia's red neck capital

on a %5 tip, hows it feel to know skampoe has more rep than you *laughs*:lmao:

Longbongcilvaringz
04-06-2009, 09:31 AM
You're a god fearing bafoon fredy.

Comprehend that even god, fears the god.

NIGHT MAYOR
04-06-2009, 09:35 AM
i fear nothing, well........ hieghts, thats it, apart from that - im fearless

https://www.ihearyasureyado.com/store/item_images/No_Fear5.jpg

DJMethods
04-06-2009, 10:04 AM
Melbourne's my favourite city in Australia by far, but Perth beaches shit on it. Also been to Gold Coast but didn't get enough time to really scout for beaches.

whitey
04-06-2009, 10:45 AM
the problem with australia, is theres like 5 cities, and you need to take a plan to get to one from the other.

other than that is cool with me.

The Hound
04-06-2009, 11:04 AM
Sydney itself is basically two cities in one.

There's fuckin heaps of cities just 5 state capitals.

NIGHT MAYOR
04-06-2009, 04:57 PM
Melbourne's my favourite city in Australia by far, but Perth beaches shit on it. Also been to Gold Coast but didn't get enough time to really scout for beaches.

yeah all our best beaches are down the the NSW border, Kirra was the best, not any more. back in the 90's it had -PERFECT right hand barrels, i mean, PERFECT, and sets constantly rolled in close bunches,4 - 6 perfect waves in a row. localism was a bit of trouble but that happens when you have perfect waves.

HANZO
04-06-2009, 05:23 PM
to be honest if you ask most Brits if they would prefer to live in Australia, most would say yes cause we thirst for sunshine and real beaches.

noel411
04-06-2009, 08:59 PM
Fredy can't comprehend the nature of the god allah hitting any beach and then LOCALISING THAT JOINT as his own.

The god's local beach is every beach.

lolz

I don't really have one single local break. I live in Forster. My apartment is pretty much central to Tuncurry beach (awesome beachie), Forster beach (family beach, decent right hander in big swells), Haydens (hairy right reef break), Pebbly (decent right hand sort of point break), One Mile beach (decent to good beachie), and Burgess beach (fickle right hand wedge). There's bombies at Tuncurry beach and One Mile as well, but I've never really seen them breaking properly.

About 10-15 minutes south you've got 7 mile beach and Pacific Palms, where there's sick beachies, a couple of good wedges, and some good point breaks. About 15 minutes north you've got Hallidays Point, which has a good point break and some pretty good beachies. It's a choice spot to live. Like I said, there's a shitload of variety within small distances on the NSW coast. The only thing we're lacking here is reef breaks, with only the one. But the NSW coast in general has absolute shitloads of good reef breaks.