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JerseyIronman
04-04-2009, 10:13 AM
Whyy do girlss talkkkk like this when they are textingg?

It takes alot longer to text 'talkkkk' that it does to text the word 'talk'

Tage
04-04-2009, 10:28 AM
i dont know anyone who texts like that... but i know what you mean... people who say 'thanx' aswell... i mean come on you only dodged 1 letter....

i have a few people on msn, who type like a retard.

"how r u 2day m8? i gut sum weed"

to be honest, i would find that harder than just flat out typing

Tage
04-04-2009, 10:37 AM
Resimay

To hoom it mei kansern,

I waunt to aply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..

I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person,
Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain women and all the menn.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we candiskas wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am wort,

I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopfuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

lotty

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.


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Employer's response:

Dear Lotty ,

It's OK honey, we've got spell checker..

See you Monday...

KaramelSundae
04-04-2009, 10:38 AM
i hate when people tYpE LiKe tHiS
aLTeRnAtiNg UpPeR & LoWeR cAsE LetTeRinG

YungSunny
04-04-2009, 10:42 AM
I love when people have stupid ass myspace names like "tHa Re@list nIggA"
Or some lil wayne quote.




Which brings me to another subject.

Quoting lil wayne gets high school hoes, guaranteed.

BLACK BART SIMPSON
04-04-2009, 10:44 AM
the worst is when they do shit like "AiYo qet @ MeH " or shit like that in my book its harder to type and read i do simple shit like "Where r u @?" ya kno

but....bitches love dis txtin shit...everytime txtin comes up i think of tht ep of the boondocks...

KaramelSundae
04-04-2009, 10:45 AM
and you know because it worked for you right, yungsunny?

BLACK BART SIMPSON
04-04-2009, 10:46 AM
I love when people have stupid ass myspace names like "tHa Re@list nIggA"
Or some lil wayne quote.




Which brings me to another subject.

Quoting lil wayne gets high school hoes, guaranteed.

no it doesnt but bitches like it idk why its always the dumbest shit and EVERY nigga does it.

YungSunny
04-04-2009, 11:58 AM
and you know because it worked for you right, yungsunny?
Lol nah I'm above that, I witnessed it multiple times though.
It was truly amazing.
no it doesnt but bitches like it idk why its always the dumbest shit and EVERY nigga does it.

Ya just contradicted yaself homie. :i

netscape check two
04-04-2009, 12:37 PM
Are there any females who aren't obsessed with talking on their phones and texting? I'm looking forward to the national ban here in the US on talking and texting on the phone while driving.

BLACK BART SIMPSON
04-04-2009, 12:49 PM
Lol nah I'm above that, I witnessed it multiple times though.
It was truly amazing.


Ya just contradicted yaself homie. :i

i didn't contradict myself you dumb bitch i said they liked it....simple myspace names dont pull bitches i can't believe your almost my age that makes me feel like a total ass....

so in short they like it..BUT there not going to fuck you cuz your myspace name is "your fresh well nigga im ripe"....

ALCATRAZ
04-04-2009, 01:11 PM
I'm looking forward to the national ban here in the US on talking and texting on the phone while driving.

damn you sound like a straight nerd

netscape check two
04-04-2009, 01:15 PM
^^ Asian Horshack,
No, I just don't feel the need to be a follower and 'rebel' against everything.

YungSunny
04-04-2009, 01:36 PM
i didn't contradict myself you dumb bitch i said they liked it....simple myspace names dont pull bitches i can't believe your almost my age that makes me feel like a total ass....

Well you are one if that makes you feel better. :chef:


so in short they like it..BUT there not going to fuck you cuz your myspace name is "your fresh well nigga im ripe"....
I never said that.

netscape check two
04-04-2009, 02:24 PM
Only six years?

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REDDING, Calif. – A woman who crashed into a line of stopped vehicles while text-messaging on her cell phone has been sentenced to six years in a California prison for killing a woman in one of the vehicles.

Deborah Matis-Engle was sentenced Friday by a judge in Redding, Calif.

Investigators said Deborah Matis-Engle was speeding and text messaging when she slammed into the vehicles stopped at a construction zone in August 2007.

Shasta County prosecutor Stephanie Bridgett said the 49-year-old woman had paid several bills by cell phone in the moments before the crash.

She was in the middle of one of those transactions when she struck a vehicle that burst into flames, killing 46-year-old Petra Winn.

Defense attorney Jeffrey Stotter said he will appeal.

-news.yahoo.com

ALCATRAZ
04-04-2009, 03:38 PM
gee golly can't wait for those new laws to come into effect!! boy will that be just grand!!

Olive Oil Goombah
04-04-2009, 03:42 PM
^has a small asian penis

THE MASON
04-04-2009, 03:50 PM
^^ Asian Horshack,
No, I just don't feel the need to be a follower and 'rebel' against everything.

It wont change anything, we got laws like that but it still happens

i laugh cause half of them almost crash, especially when you get right close behind them and start flashing the high beams lol

Dokuro
04-04-2009, 05:21 PM
see i aviode thes problems i dont text



se problem solved

netscape check two
04-04-2009, 05:23 PM
gee golly can't wait for those new laws to come into effect!! boy will that be just grand!!

You won't be laughing when some stupid chick runs into your 5 foot 1 self and your moped. :cop:

ALCATRAZ
04-04-2009, 05:30 PM
^has a small asian penis
you went on a trip to hella countries in europe and STILL aint posted one picture of you with a honeydip... log off

justice-sword
04-04-2009, 07:48 PM
jk , lol , rotf .... ughhh...

Olive Oil Goombah
04-04-2009, 07:59 PM
you went on a trip to hella countries in europe and STILL aint posted one picture of you with a honeydip... log off

I'll post one when you post a picture of you actually with one of those girls u put in ur avy.

ALCATRAZ
04-04-2009, 08:10 PM
lol that bitch in my avi was cute but she a pornstar...i dont kno her....u told me u took a picture wid a waitress.....UP THAT SHIT NIGGA...... how dare u go to europe and not take pictures with european women is u crazy lol