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TSA
04-05-2009, 02:47 AM
ok so on your id even though it said in big bold letters UNDer 21 UNTIL FUCKING TODAY they still dont consider you if you don't have the fucking '21 and about' one.

gay

but i still DUG BLUNT GUTZ and a free beers with a little help from my friends

like 2..which is a lot for me cause beer tastes like shit in an ass.


i started the day wildin/workin and feeling like this
8coiDjFPCR4

and was going nuts yesterday at this european themed techno party thing.

the only place were the blacks had no fucking clue how to dance and duh chinks we're killin it.

until i came wif the nigerian disco bent over finger point stature wif duh had over duh chest leg shuffle stick face MANUVER and represented the negro race.





oh. and weed sucks. Idk if it was cause it was my first time but i hit it and as i predicted, fell asleep in and hour and a half. but during that 1 and a half of wakeness had a chill be good time with the cronie

next weekend is my official abuse de alchohol weekend, were i will be treated as if the white man's rule doesn't exist.

i think im high...?

Longbongcilvaringz
04-05-2009, 02:51 AM
Bad luck on the ID thing.

My ID is about to snap in half, i better look into grabbing another some time soon.

About the weed, i don't know, some people just don't inhale properly the first time they smoke or whatever.

You should smoke again before going off it. It beats drinking.

TSA
04-05-2009, 02:56 AM
really?
im naturally a really sleeping person, a lot of things make me sleepy and 2nd hand weed smoke has always done the trick.

1st hand knocks me the fuck out


i wasn't exhaling properly and was probably fucking up the inhale part too

it kept coming out my nose even though i couldn't help it so that wucorp cause make nostril jokes and cause i breath out of my nose and kept forgetting to use my mouth


shit tingled like eggs, made my eyes and nose run a bit cause i didn't it over and over.


woop woop
woop woop
woop wopp
woop wopp


time for my moral dilemma thread

Longbongcilvaringz
04-05-2009, 03:01 AM
Yeah, i don't know.

The dude i live with can't stay awake past about 1am if he smokes.

Then again, he's a lightweight.

I don't think i've ever just fallen asleep after weed. Drinking does that to me more.

JerseyIronman
04-05-2009, 03:01 AM
aww, my sweaty TSA is slowly being corrupted infront of my eyes. haha just playin

you'll like the taste of alcohol eventually. I rather drink beer than any beverage now adays, wheather its water or milk or coffee or soda, i just want a beer.

I agree though about weed, it puts be to sleep. to me alcohol > weed

but im starting to appreciate weed more these days cuz my roomate is total pothead and always smokes me up for free

TSA
04-05-2009, 03:04 AM
im only smoking for whitetsa's 21st then im done, it's over rated and boring.

Longbongcilvaringz
04-05-2009, 03:07 AM
Some people just can't let themselves enjoy somethings.

It's too cliched for them or something.

EAGLE EYE
04-05-2009, 03:08 AM
Its a direct order from me that you take multiple bong rips to get high. Youll be giggling like school girl in no time.


Also go out and buy "Absolut Pear" vodka. It should run you like $20 and it tastes like a juice box juice. Not even joking. I don't fuck with vodka usually but my room mate had it and it could be lethal cuz it goes down so easy.


Thats all I have to say. Report back after.

TSA
04-05-2009, 03:08 AM
i was letting myself enjoy it and didn't
i got one more go at it.
either way it's like Fishscale.
Even when your digging it your not inclined to go listen to it again. for me
i do what is trendy and grotesque so i wouldn't hate it cause it's clique
am i high?



and SlaveGarloyeklduifhg, i like alcohol, just not beer in particular.

The Hound
04-05-2009, 03:19 AM
If you finid this hilarious then you're high.

GPp0g0A_6x8

EAGLE EYE
04-05-2009, 03:25 AM
LOL Shave Gargoyle, SlaveGargoyle?


whats next?



SuedeGargoyle?

Mumm Ra
04-05-2009, 05:06 AM
yeah I didn't even get high the first time I smoked - and I hear this happens to a lot of people
I also agree that alcohol > weed, or about 8 beers and a few puffs is right and exact for me
and as much as I love beer nowadays I'm slightly ashamed to admit I didn't get a taste for it until I turned 21 and it was everywhere
now on a warm day I enjoy chilling outside and drinking a 30 pack

Mumm Ra
04-05-2009, 05:07 AM
and TSA, get really high and listen to one of your favorite wu albums, cuban linx is a good choice
then try telling me you will never want to experience that again

TSA
04-05-2009, 05:37 AM
actually, listen to a wu album after not sleeping for 2 days hopped up on en-o-gee drinks.


you'll loose your fucking mind.
that's when my best blown out over analysis' come in play, I've been listening to Nigerian music since i got home, my power nap is gonna make sure i don't sleep 2night again.


Oliver De Coque's Easter Special is a sign of the power

TSA
04-05-2009, 05:42 AM
Ldh1G12NxOc
who doesn't fear this nigga's strenf right now? seriously!

Mumm Ra
04-05-2009, 05:48 AM
I never drink soda or energy drinks.
ever.
and some people got jobs I can't be staying up 2 days straight
besides, I lol at you for comparing that high to a strong chronic high

TSA
04-05-2009, 05:54 AM
no dood, it's probably stronger. i mean i dont do it to get HIGH or whatever, but it used to be a part of my job...

id say it's stronger cause after wards you won't be the same.
you get like, enlightened, and start talking about buddahy.
it happened to a friend of mine as well, and i hadn't told him about my own experience but he just described exactly what i had went through

also, i dont get not drinking soda but drinking beer, unless it's something medical

Mumm Ra
04-05-2009, 06:00 AM
trust me for a year I had a schedule that went stay up for 24 hours, sleep 12, repeat - so I know how that goes. I actually started hallucinating after 2 days of no sleep and being in the sun.
and I've been mega high a lot more than you have, so I know both sides of the story.

but nah nothing medical, I just woke up one day 6 years ago and decided I didn't wanna drink soda anymore. It's not like I'm some kinda hypocrite - getting rid of one bad habit is better than none ya know

Mumm Ra
04-05-2009, 06:03 AM
and it didn't take long to realize purified water just goes better with everything and is more refreshing without leaving sugar residue taste on ur teeth
if you offered me free soda I'd still pay to drink water - I love the shit
[edit] I just realized I kinda spoke about water out of nowhere.
but ppl who drink soda drink a lot more of that than beer drinkers drink beer.
well from age 21 to late 22 I was getting trashed 5 days a week.
trashed
but I only do about a six pack every other weekend now. Probably more when it starts to get warmer.

Mumm Ra
04-05-2009, 06:40 AM
anyways, the moral of the story is
don't try to compare being awake 2 days with caffeine to smoking a boom batty fatty ass bomb chron blunt, whodi
that shit aint gonna fly here nor there

noel411
04-05-2009, 06:59 AM
Beer is the single greatest thing in existence.

As for the weed you either didn't inhale properly, didn't smoke enough, or smoked weak gear. Like dude said, get properly high and listen to one of your favourite albums. You'll appreciate it then.

Mumm Ra
04-05-2009, 07:29 AM
even the first 4-5 times I got high were totally different from any high I can get from smoking now
even if he did everything correctly, he can't make any claims yet

drippie k
04-05-2009, 07:43 AM
smoking a fat ass bomb ass blunt>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>drinking beer to get fucked up

SickT
04-05-2009, 08:42 AM
smoking a fat ass bomb ass blunt>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>drinking beer to get fucked up

amen.

TheBoarzHeadBoy
04-05-2009, 09:14 AM
Your 21 and your just smoking and drinking beer?

What in the name of Jehovah are you doing instead?

Muh Gawd!

I'm 16 and I've been smoking and drinking for two years with no end in sight, and I've been pounding down "en o gee" drinks like they ain't nuttin' to it for twice that. I mean fuck dudeski I've hit Salvia. What have you been doing?

I mean holy oaks you are simply ridiculous chief. You make the Robot Zombie Pirates who live in your pantry sad with grief and callous tears.

KaramelSundae
04-05-2009, 09:25 AM
maybe you didnt hit it right or the weed was wack.......i'd chose weed over alcohol anyday.


last night i had too much grey goose shit fucked me up.
i love patron better.


anygays TSA how does it feel to be legal now?
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SHRAP
04-05-2009, 10:10 AM
when i smoke weed it just makes me want to eat a frozen pizza then smoke more weed

JerseyIronman
04-05-2009, 11:29 AM
no dood, it's probably stronger. i mean i dont do it to get HIGH or whatever, but it used to be a part of my job...

id say it's stronger cause after wards you won't be the same.
you get like, enlightened, and start talking about buddahy.
it happened to a friend of mine as well, and i hadn't told him about my own experience but he just described exactly what i had went through

also, i dont get not drinking soda but drinking beer, unless it's something medical

I cant drink more than one soda without feeling sick, theres way to much sugar in that shit. I can drink beer alot easier than soda, and i think it goes great with most foods espcially burritos or something.

Theres something about the bitterness of it in combo with the some sweetness that makes it really refreshing to me, with something like coke its just SSWEET SWEET and then... stomach ache and my mouth hurts from so much sugar.

and i try to never touch energy drinks.

Guarded By Martyrs
04-05-2009, 12:08 PM
I still get asked for ID ?!?!?!
I don't drink alcohol at all, or soda or fizzy drinks.
Strictly Chronic for me.
I also go through times of insomnia, and it's completly different to getting high to me.
(but I've been smoking and had insomnia for ages so I'm used to it)
Like you feel some effects of taking an "E" but nowhere near that extreame
Only regarding seeing things, I get that all the time when I don't sleep.

Art Vandelay
04-05-2009, 12:12 PM
im only smoking for whitetsa's 21st then im done, it's over rated and boring.


so are you

narc
04-05-2009, 12:22 PM
oh jesus you took one toke..ever, at age 21?
i blazed from the age of 13
be ashamed























































































































SHAME

Ghost In The 'Lac
04-05-2009, 12:27 PM
Being the only nigerian hooker in Nebraska, $10.00 an hour,
Your 21st brithday party beer keg, $50.00
Inviting all your friends, $10.00
A few magazine subscriptions, $20.00
Letting weed knock you out at your own 21st birthday party, priceless.

Art Vandelay
04-05-2009, 12:45 PM


and this thread comes to a screeching halt

INF
04-05-2009, 12:47 PM
happy birthday D

Ghost In The 'Lac
04-05-2009, 12:49 PM
hahhhahahahah!!

only this guy could get knocked out by weed at his OWN party.

And then tell people that online.

This was worse than when you admitted you snitched on a magazine sender. some things you should just keep to yourself

Senator C. Palantine
04-05-2009, 12:49 PM
Being the only nigerian hooker in Nebraska, $10.00 an hour,
Your 21st brithday party beer keg, $50.00
Inviting all your friends, $10.00
A few magazine subscriptions, $20.00
Letting weed knock you out at your own 21st birthday party, priceless.


Ghotlaced what the fucks happened.

You starting posting ok for a short while.

Ghost In The 'Lac
04-05-2009, 12:52 PM
IS NO ONE ELSE NOTICING THIS GUY PASSED OUT FROM WEED AT HIS OWN PARTY??

AM I THE ONLY ONE WITH A SLIGHT SENSE OF HUMOR ANYMORE???

WTF THE MATTER WITH YOU DULL PEOPLE??

this is like when people didnt notice for ages he admitted about the magazine thing

Ghost In The 'Lac
04-05-2009, 12:54 PM
we've got no killers left in GEN CHAT anymore.

There was a time when a nigga like TSA would be getting ripped for that post.

Now we just have boring people like Art vandalay, Karamal etc who just go around unnoticed

WHERE MY KILLAHS AT

INF
04-05-2009, 01:07 PM
IS NO ONE ELSE NOTICING THIS GUY PASSED OUT FROM WEED AT HIS OWN PARTY??

AM I THE ONLY ONE WITH A SLIGHT SENSE OF HUMOR ANYMORE???

WTF THE MATTER WITH YOU DULL PEOPLE??

this is like when people didnt notice for ages he admitted about the magazine thing


I guess you missed all them threads this last week about his porn preferences? He had one for ....what did it go like???? oh yeah - "WHAT KINDA DICK DO YOU PREFER TO WATCH WHILE YOU BEAT YOUR OWN DICK"




...I dont think it even matters anymore the way he just lays on the tracks like that.

Senator C. Palantine
04-05-2009, 01:09 PM
What are you going to say to him? Gay Scarf?

In his mind he's a cross between Andre3K, Steven Hawking and Gucci Mane.

He's Invincible.

Senator C. Palantine
04-05-2009, 01:11 PM
we've got no killers left in GEN CHAT anymore.

There was a time when a nigga like TSA would be getting ripped for that post.

Now we just have boring people like Art vandalay, Karamal etc who just go around unnoticed

WHERE MY KILLAHS AT


It's becasue it's sunny and hot.

Winter's when the guns come out, namean?

Art Vandelay
04-05-2009, 01:18 PM
AM I THE ONLY ONE WITH A SLIGHT SENSE OF HUMOR ANYMORE???



that's your problem. you only have a slight sense of humor. that's why that seems funny to you.

TSA
04-05-2009, 01:53 PM
I think unfunny constant TSA bashing with no discipline made the whole thing unfunny.


like, you can't go at EVERY SINGLE THING i say, which is what most do cause they're hurt and angry and want an apology or for me to die.

just stick to a few consistent actually funny themes and you go further
like SLANG and his Chin-Maine residence combo

what if i started going off about everything he posted
then when i mention his olympian ass chin its just gonna be like
"wow, you're really gonna follow him into every thread doing this huh?"

Art's virgin thing is a good example of effective simplicity

JerseyIronman
04-05-2009, 01:54 PM
I guess you missed all them threads this last week about his porn preferences? He had one for ....what did it go like???? oh yeah - "WHAT KINDA DICK DO YOU PREFER TO WATCH WHILE YOU BEAT YOUR OWN DICK"




...I dont think it even matters anymore the way he just lays on the tracks like that.

lol that was pretty gay

o wait im not supposed to say gay anymore, according to Wanda Sykes and the Ad Council

JerseyIronman
04-05-2009, 01:55 PM
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb53/Chaosdefiler/TSARicFlairTop.pnghttp://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb53/Chaosdefiler/TSARicFlairBottom.png

what a sell out

Uncle Steezo
04-05-2009, 04:21 PM
no vagina?

EAGLE EYE
04-05-2009, 06:03 PM
I think unfunny constant TSA bashing with no discipline made the whole thing unfunny.


like, you can't go at EVERY SINGLE THING i say, which is what most do cause they're hurt and angry and want an apology or for me to die.

just stick to a few consistent actually funny themes and you go further
like SLANG and his Chin-Maine residence combo

what if i started going off about everything he posted
then when i mention his olympian ass chin its just gonna be like
"wow, you're really gonna follow him into every thread doing this huh?"

Art's virgin thing is a good example of effective simplicity

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/5073/jealousb.jpg

Thrilla24x7
04-05-2009, 07:28 PM
GFX did his thang thang on that sig TSA.

snapple
04-05-2009, 07:38 PM
happy birthday ya fuckin wimp!:Y

WARPATH
04-05-2009, 08:17 PM
Is this nigga still posting?

Get the fuck off my board snapple.

If your down with snapple, get the fuck off my board.

Fuck a snapple.

EAGLE EYE
04-05-2009, 08:43 PM
I'm still waiting for that Book Report about my chin TSA you Fgt.

TSA
04-05-2009, 11:15 PM
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb53/Chaosdefiler/TSARicFlairTop.pnghttp://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb53/Chaosdefiler/TSARicFlairBottom.png

what a sell out
AHAHAHahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!1
D-d-d-do you have it? GUTS!

JerseyIronman
04-06-2009, 12:14 AM
damn, new look TSA, abbreviated for convenience, no longer the grimey ThaShaolinAssassin, instead a slick 3 letter phrase. Complete with a fancy new sig.

what a sell out

TSA
04-06-2009, 12:50 AM
^AHAHAhahahahaAaahahah!

has TSA gone commercial?

Mumm Ra
04-06-2009, 06:38 AM
like 2..which is a lot for me cause beer tastes like shit in an ass.


no offense TSA, but you need to stop being a pussy and learn to acquire a taste for beer before you find yourself in an incredibly embarrassing situation - even if you never plan on drinking beer after that point.
I too thought beer tasted like ass at one point in time, so I know you figure the taste will never change, but goddamnit I forced myself to drink ass until it tasted like sunshine.

I'm sure it's not just an American thing, but if you can't down a few beers with the guys you are going to be looked down upon and lose respect.

And you're not going to be looking very brolic to the bitches if you're chillin at the bar sipping a fuzzy navel.

I'm only trying to do you a favor here, which is pretty miraculous in itself.

snapple
04-06-2009, 10:37 AM
Is this nigga still posting?

Get the fuck off my board snapple.

If your down with snapple, get the fuck off my board.

Fuck a snapple.


:ouch: u hurt my feelings....

"if your down with snapple" LOL....cornball motherfucker :fucku:

Art Vandelay
04-06-2009, 11:33 AM
^AHAHAhahahahaAaahahah!

has TSA gone commercial?


just like colonel snaders did when it when from kentucky fried chicken to KFC

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_d1yewYtBxw0/Rq2JHAYmyBI/AAAAAAAAABg/ZSE5Rw5-PV8/s320/kfc-logo-history.jpg


although if you could get an advertising/marketing agency to improve this, it wouldn't hurt.




http://inlinethumb46.webshots.com/43373/2104890840103320611S425x425Q85.jpg

HANZO
04-06-2009, 11:38 AM
first alcohol now weed.

WTC is corrupting the mind of Tissa, it doesnt help that tissa is a follower of the gucci mane doctrine.

Durag
04-06-2009, 11:43 AM
damn, new look TSA, abbreviated for convenience, no longer the grimey ThaShaolinAssassin, instead a slick 3 letter phrase. Complete with a fancy new sig.

what a sell out

hahaha


And no, smoking is not better than drinking, although i can see why some people think so, its dope to chill when smoking, but you have a WAY better laugh when drinking.

Tissa, i would reccomend drinking some faggy drinks first, like vodka and red bull or someshit, yeah its kinda bitchy and homosexual, but you wont taste the alcohol and you'll get pretty drunk. I didnt like the taste of beer when i started drinking first either, so i drank other shit, then slowly came on to beer, which is all i really drink now.

And the niceness of a few beers and a few lines of coke CANNOT be understated.

The Hound
04-06-2009, 11:49 AM
TSA seems like the ecstasy/water kind of kid.

Just dump pills man. Hug random neebraskeens. Life's good.

TSA
04-06-2009, 12:11 PM
i only smoked to add epicness to my bday, after whitetsas it's over and only cause i told him i would, i feel no need to do it again and im actually forcing myself so i won't be trying ecstacy and bathtubs or whatever

Tyler Durden
04-06-2009, 12:13 PM
hahaha


And no, smoking is not better than drinking, although i can see why some people think so, its dope to chill when smoking, but you have a WAY better laugh when drinking.

Tissa, i would reccomend drinking some faggy drinks first, like vodka and red bull or someshit, yeah its kinda bitchy and homosexual, but you wont taste the alcohol and you'll get pretty drunk. I didnt like the taste of beer when i started drinking first either, so i drank other shit, then slowly came on to beer, which is all i really drink now.

And the niceness of a few beers and a few lines of coke CANNOT be understated.

Pillmonster
http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2000_Human_Traffic/danny_dyer_human_traffic_001.jpg
http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2000_Human_Traffic/shaun_parkes_john_simm_human_traffic_002.jpg Durag sorting out a line for TSA

Mumm Ra
04-06-2009, 05:49 PM
It is my opinion that every person on earth should be presented with an opportunity to take a hallucinogenic drug.
preferably mushrooms for the first time.

JerseyIronman
04-06-2009, 09:31 PM
^^

i have never tried a hallucinogen, however ever i have tried really strong pot brownies, they were like REALLY strong.

It was a very weird experience that i didnt really enjoy, i got really paranoid and had to leave our livingroom and go lay down on my bed and i eventually just passed out.

I was trying to get off the couch for like 20 minutes but could barely move my body lol

kind of like when ur really drunk on your couch after a night of drinking and know you have to get up and brush your teeth and go to bed but you dont want to

J-Cee
04-07-2009, 12:35 AM
no offense TSA, but you need to stop being a pussy and learn to acquire a taste for beer before you find yourself in an incredibly embarrassing situation - even if you never plan on drinking beer after that point.
I too thought beer tasted like ass at one point in time, so I know you figure the taste will never change, but goddamnit I forced myself to drink ass until it tasted like sunshine.

I'm sure it's not just an American thing, but if you can't down a few beers with the guys you are going to be looked down upon and lose respect.

And you're not going to be looking very brolic to the bitches if you're chillin at the bar sipping a fuzzy navel.

I'm only trying to do you a favor here, which is pretty miraculous in itself.

lol..listen to lucid..hes right.
and..weed is overrated and boring???,you smoked it once..wait till u really get high for the 1st time,its gonna blow ur mind..

JohnnyKarson
04-07-2009, 01:01 AM
http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/2289807/waist-main_Full.jpg

Longbongcilvaringz
04-07-2009, 01:02 AM
^^

i have never tried a hallucinogen, however ever i have tried really strong pot brownies, they were like REALLY strong.

It was a very weird experience that i didnt really enjoy, i got really paranoid and had to leave our livingroom and go lay down on my bed and i eventually just passed out.

I was trying to get off the couch for like 20 minutes but could barely move my body lol

kind of like when ur really drunk on your couch after a night of drinking and know you have to get up and brush your teeth and go to bed but you dont want to

haha

I can't say i've ever been paranoid when i'm stoned, but i've had the rooted to the spot feeling a few times.

Where's it is such an effort to roll off the coach and get some food.

TheBoarzHeadBoy
04-07-2009, 08:38 PM
http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/2289807/waist-main_Full.jpg

I can't see the relevance but I like what I see.

EAGLE EYE
04-09-2009, 12:29 AM
I agree the nigerian block headhttp://videoeta.com/images/news/gumby_blockhead.jpg


needs to learn how to drink his beers. I have a memory of standing in my driveway when i was like 16 and some older god sluts who had a thing for me and my thug passion friends were gonna do a beer run for us young bucks. I think i asked for something gay like hard cider or something and the slut told me to man up and drink beer. So I did and the rest is a blurry history, but it was necessary.




Man up you pusseh.

TSA
04-09-2009, 01:03 AM
I agree the nigerian block headhttp://videoeta.com/images/news/gumby_blockhead.jpg


needs to learn how to drink his beers. I have a memory of standing in my driveway when i was like 16 and some older god sluts who had a thing for me and my thug passion friends were gonna do a beer run for us young bucks. I think i asked for something gay like hard cider or something and the slut told me to man up and drink beer. So I did and the rest is a blurry history, but it was necessary.




Man up you pusseh.






































































































































http://hunkfreesites.com/thugvids/thug02/images/gay_thug_02.jpg

Visionz
04-09-2009, 01:11 AM
They're right TSA. My wife knows a grown man that don't drink beer (young 30's) her response "What a pussy" his girlfriend agrees that its extremely effeminate behind his back. It's quite sad, don't be that guy. Especially when you got the nostrils to do three beer bongs at once

The Hound
04-09-2009, 01:18 AM
When I was younger I used to hate beer, strictly drank mixed drinks. Then, basically, when people shout a round, they refused to pay the extra $3 for a mixed drink, so beer it was. You get used to it, then it becomes better than water.

Longbongcilvaringz
04-09-2009, 01:32 AM
I never disliked the taste of beer.

Never.

Even Emu Bitter.

The worst beer known to man.

The Hound
04-09-2009, 01:37 AM
I'll see your Emu Bitter and raise you the special home brew made by the St George Dragons league club.

They couldn't even GIVE it away it was that bad.

Longbongcilvaringz
04-09-2009, 01:39 AM
I'll see your "special home brew made by the St George Dragons league club" and raise you a '1 Year Old Home Brew Made By The Police Man Who Lived Next Door To A Friend Of Mine When I Was 15".

That was a bad brew.

TSA
04-09-2009, 02:01 AM
i dont mind spirits but beer is a shitty, shitty taste.
and usually turns me off after the first cup cause i know i'll have to taste that shitty, shitty taste again.

plus im not a pussy, i haven't shaved in a while.

Visionz
04-09-2009, 02:10 AM
i dont mind spirits but beer is a shitty, shitty taste.
and usually turns me off after the first cup cause i know i'll have to taste that shitty, shitty taste again.

plus im not a pussy, i haven't shaved in a while.
Go to a store with a wide beer selection and buy something belgium (the GODEEEEZZZZ of beer making)

If you still don't like the taste then there's something wrong with you but don't let that piss-poor shit they most likely drink in Nebraska define to you what beer is.

The good shit is a magical nectar from mother nature's sweet puss.

Guarded By Martyrs
04-09-2009, 03:23 AM
plus im not a pussy, i haven't shaved in a while.

Hahahaha

Durag
04-09-2009, 03:40 AM
Tissa post fuckin pics of your 21st.

Currently the corp unamously think this is what your 21st was like:
http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/stockbroker/stockbroker0806/stockbroker080604914/3199490.jpg

For some reason, idk, POST PICS

Mumm Ra
04-09-2009, 07:32 AM
i dont mind spirits but beer is a shitty, shitty taste.
and usually turns me off after the first cup cause i know i'll have to taste that shitty, shitty taste again.

plus im not a pussy, i haven't shaved in a while.
visions had some good tips for you
but like I said, how you feel now is how most people do before they acquire the taste. We already know you don't like it, that's why you gotta learn to.

I know logic tells you that damn, this tastes like shit. this could never magically turn into magical nectar from mother nature's sweet puss!
Do not listen to that voice.
Run away from that voice, like so many other voices before it.

One day at a time, one beer at a time TSA. You, too, may be a man someday.