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MAYOR QUIMBY
04-09-2009, 02:39 PM
On average? Be honest.

I want to know to see if i have a serious problem or not. :$

TSA
04-09-2009, 02:49 PM
I strum my slime hose twice a day, once in the morning and one at night, also when i check wucorp.

the 2 aren't related

faggot

i should stop the morning one cause it makes daily erections a hassle.

MAYOR QUIMBY
04-09-2009, 02:53 PM
I remember i would whack it and it looked like globs of bright, white Elmers Glue.

Nowa days i jerk it so much i only get a couple of drops and it litteraly just looks like water. I do it around 7 times a day, everyday. :mmmyah:

TSA
04-09-2009, 02:56 PM
ahahahahahahAHAHHAhahah!!1

i had a phase of a solid 5 a day, but i get so sore that its just torture after 4.

idk how you can go 7 but props, that's devotion.

just do be on the internet that much and find something to do when your bored.
a women wouldn't hurt
im gonna stop my morning jerks cause when i hang out with the girl im talking to and get an erection its painful and unwelcomed.

sdeblasi
04-09-2009, 03:00 PM
I remember i would whack it and it looked like globs of bright, white Elmers Glue.

Nowa days i jerk it so much i only get a couple of drops and it litteraly just looks like water. I do it around 7 times a day, everyday, no joke. :mmmyah:


hahahahaha thats ridiculous....EVERY DAY?????

hahaha im around once or twice

one of my friends said he did it 19 times in a day before he was tryin to see how many times he could haha but 7 a fucking day damn

MAYOR QUIMBY
04-09-2009, 03:06 PM
^^^^ 19?!!!! Holy shit!

And yea, i've had a couple times where i get a scab on it becuse i do it so much. Other times my dick just looks like old leather at the end of the day.

Longbongcilvaringz
04-09-2009, 03:09 PM
LES is trapping these kids.

Surreptitious
04-09-2009, 03:10 PM
I live with my girlfriend, so I fuck, but if shes out of town and I got some herb, I am down for a good jerk, the nice private house to myself jerk

TSA
04-09-2009, 05:10 PM
those are the greatest of all time.
expecially when you haven't beat in a long time.

beautifulrock
04-09-2009, 05:21 PM
A Lot. and that 19 times a day thing....shattered that eons ago.

JerseyIronman
04-09-2009, 05:24 PM
^^^^ 19?!!!! Holy shit!

And yea, i've had a couple times where i get a scab on it becuse i do it so much. Other times my dick just looks like old leather at the end of the day.

SCAB?? WTF HAHAHA

You beat your meet untill it bleeds your basically saying?

what the fuck ahhaah

and i dont know how in gods name you can do 19, let alone 7.

I do it like once or twice a day and i was thinkg thats too much. It just isnt worth it once you get to 3 or 4. Law of deminishing returns, u know what i mean?

shit is just work at the point, the few times i beat off like 3 or 4 times a day it hurt to even get a boner, nevermind actually jerking it again

Drunken Monk
04-09-2009, 05:27 PM
q dice costa ricense

supreme M
04-09-2009, 05:27 PM
a dude in my troop was jacking it out in the fields on the SC(shit and carry), wich is portable toilet with some thin tentwalls around it, and the dudes operating the thermal caught him dick in hand lmao

Surreptitious
04-09-2009, 05:53 PM
those are the greatest of all time.
expecially when you haven't beat in a long time.

hahaha, they really are man

beautifulrock
04-09-2009, 06:02 PM
SCAB?? WTF HAHAHA

You beat your meet untill it bleeds your basically saying?

what the fuck ahhaah

and i dont know how in gods name you can do 19, let alone 7.

I do it like once or twice a day and i was thinkg thats too much. It just isnt worth it once you get to 3 or 4. Law of deminishing returns, u know what i mean?

shit is just work at the point, the few times i beat off like 3 or 4 times a day it hurt to even get a boner, nevermind actually jerking it againAfter a while it becomes all mental.

TheBoarzHeadBoy
04-09-2009, 09:01 PM
On side topic whats the longest you've held it in before busting.

I've jerked off full speed for about an hour to the point in needed to switch arms every 12-15 minutes cause they got tired. (No I don't normally take that long, i was testing my splooge proof mind place.)

Is that as impressive as I think it is? I've also done several times in an hour which is just as impressive in my opinion.

YungSunny
04-09-2009, 09:05 PM
I feel so normal.

Once a week, if I'm lucky.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
04-09-2009, 09:08 PM
When you jack off, you touch a dick, thereby making you gay.

Faggots.

YungSunny
04-09-2009, 09:10 PM
^lol

EAGLE EYE
04-09-2009, 09:22 PM
I actually thought this thread was gonna be about Catholics.

YungSunny
04-09-2009, 09:27 PM
I'm thinkin' about going to bed early so I can beat in the morning...hm.....

Prolifical ENG
04-09-2009, 09:30 PM
Jissim tube? Bald headed bishop? hahaha

You should be writing for the next Austin Powers when Dr Evil comes back

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Prolifical ENG
04-09-2009, 09:35 PM
ah, heres the other one:

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SHRAP
04-09-2009, 09:44 PM
ever beat your meat at work when youre not even on break? :lmao:

RADIOACTIVE MAN
04-09-2009, 09:46 PM
DONT need to,got too many bitches on deck

NIGHT MAYOR
04-09-2009, 09:46 PM
this is hectic.

YungSunny
04-09-2009, 10:04 PM
DONT need to,got too many bitches on deck

There's always that one dude that wrecks the masturbation conversation with that kind of shit. Outta here mane. :dududu:

RADIOACTIVE MAN
04-09-2009, 10:08 PM
lol it is what it is homie

Surreptitious
04-10-2009, 12:06 AM
When you jack off, you touch a dick, thereby making you gay.

Faggots.

you dont grab your dick when your putting it in a pussy? obviously not, fag

MAYOR QUIMBY
04-10-2009, 12:31 AM
DONT need to,got too many bitches on deck
You FAIL, because even when i've been fucking a bitch all day long and she wants to rest, i'll gently be rubbing my hands on her ass and legs and quietly jack my dick off while she's asleep. ;)

And then when i get home i'll slop my beef stroganoff one more time.

Big Risk
04-10-2009, 01:47 AM
do you people just not fuck women? i hardly ever beat off anymore, not saying its bad but some of these responses are fucked like that one cat thats like "i jerk off so much its only a few drops now" like wtf son? I dont know what happened to me the last year and a half but pussy seems like its just being thrown at me now.


not sayin i aint been beatin that shit since i was 14 or anything though. just is alot easier now. specially at shows.

SHRAP
04-10-2009, 08:32 AM
do you people just not fuck women? i hardly ever beat off anymore, not saying its bad but some of these responses are fucked like that one cat thats like "i jerk off so much its only a few drops now" like wtf son? I dont know what happened to me the last year and a half but pussy seems like its just being thrown at me now.


not sayin i aint been beatin that shit since i was 14 or anything though. just is alot easier now. specially at shows.

bitches waste too much time, why even waste 15 minutes getting to a bitch house when it takes the same amount of time or even less to jerk off

plus your hand will never ever ever talk shit to u, create drama, or get pregnant when u dont want it

if the pussy is there and its ready then go head and fuck but otherwise what the fuck, i swear theres some mothafuckas with nothing better to do than waste time on hoes

mothafuckas need to think about that shit

Durag
04-10-2009, 09:22 AM
I co-sign Shraps egg-head

I live with my girlfriend but sometimes i couldnt be bothered with all the hassle and just jerk off. I dont have to care wether she enjoyed it or not, i can just do what the fuck i want. I do it a few times a week, but it used to be 2-3 times a day.

Big Risk
04-10-2009, 09:32 AM
bitches waste too much time, why even waste 15 minutes getting to a bitch house when it takes the same amount of time or even less to jerk off

plus your hand will never ever ever talk shit to u, create drama, or get pregnant when u dont want it

if the pussy is there and its ready then go head and fuck but otherwise what the fuck, i swear theres some mothafuckas with nothing better to do than waste time on hoes

mothafuckas need to think about that shit


Man beatin off really got to your head. thats possibly the gayest shit Ive ever heard. Your hand wont talk shit to you??? LOL FUCKING GAY. I dont waste time on hoes, my time is well spent gettin my dick sucked.
You fucks are pathetic. Really showin ya true colors here.

Durag
04-10-2009, 09:56 AM
^Fag

Your prolly the type of guy who does anything bitches want. You prolly bring them to restaraunts, buy them shit, be all romantic just to get some pussy.

And you get your dick sucked by doods.

Ghost In The 'Lac
04-10-2009, 10:21 AM
totally depends on if i have a fuck buddy or not.

i was dating the same girl for half of last year and tbh i RARELY beated off for most of that time.

rarely. as in almost never.

i was talking to a girl at work though who has a long time BF, and she catches him beating off to pornos ON THE REG

and shes fine too. i dont get that at all.

i you got a GF, you with her most of the time, so if your jacking off shes gonna be pissed off lol.

If my last GF caught me jacking off she would be so upset i think that wouldve been the end of it.

Ghost In The 'Lac
04-10-2009, 10:22 AM
i also finger fucked that girl in question right outside her BF's house after a heavy binge night together...LOL!!

Big Risk
04-10-2009, 12:10 PM
^Fag

Your prolly the type of guy who does anything bitches want. You prolly bring them to restaraunts, buy them shit, be all romantic just to get some pussy.

And you get your dick sucked by doods.

^has had sex once

I dont know who you are referring to when you say "your prolly the guy"


I FUCK DEZ HOLEZ. dont be mad man cause your hand is the closest thing youve had to sex in years. and dont be flippin dem gay jokes neitha, shits outdated an not original, ya dig mc?


And like I said, nothin wrong with beatin off. But when you say shit like, "your hand doesnt talk shit to you", or even slightly promoting the idea that jacking off is better than actually fucking a woman, you crossin the line into a whole notha world of chumpness. You all are a bunch of fucking geeks. Its easy to get women! you fuckin cowards.

HA HA

Huggasaurus Sex
04-10-2009, 01:59 PM
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x75/Humanface_Huggah/BigRiskGayThread.jpg

MAYOR QUIMBY
04-10-2009, 03:20 PM
^Fag

Your prolly the type of guy who does anything bitches want. You prolly bring them to restaraunts, buy them shit, be all romantic just to get some pussy.

And you get your dick sucked by doods.
ROFL!

I dont ever need to fancy up a bitch for pussy. If it comes down to degrading myself to the point where i have to wine and dine a bitch for her to give me play vs. jacking off, best believe i'm gonna be buttering my corn-cabob.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
04-10-2009, 07:14 PM
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x75/Humanface_Huggah/BigRiskGayThread.jpg

ahahahahahahah big brisk is a "bear"

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
04-10-2009, 07:16 PM
I dont know what happened to me the last year and a half but pussy seems like its just being thrown at me now.


not sayin i aint been beatin that shit since i was 14 or anything though. just is alot easier now. specially at shows.

"Thank you for helping ruin hip-hop, Risk. Your horrible white rap music is getting my pussy sooooo wet!"

Longbongcilvaringz
04-10-2009, 07:27 PM
Big Rick will now come back with something to the effect of:

"I'm not white, i am Pro RICAN!/Azn/Israelite/Asiatic Black man".

We all know the truth though.

YungSunny
04-10-2009, 07:28 PM
^I know right?
Skinny Bubba Sparkxxx in the hooooouse

Twiztid-Wutang
04-10-2009, 09:22 PM
ahahahahahahAHAHHAhahah!!1

i had a phase of a solid 5 a day, but i get so sore that its just torture after 4.

idk how you can go 7 but props, that's devotion.

just do be on the internet that much and find something to do when your bored.
a women wouldn't hurt
im gonna stop my morning jerks cause when i hang out with the girl im talking to and get an erection its painful and unwelcomed.


Ive TOTALLY been there before, we're Id be with a chick and it would hurt like FUCK to get hard, skin all raw and shit.

Big Risk
04-11-2009, 08:07 PM
"Thank you for helping ruin hip-hop, Risk. Your horrible white rap music is getting my pussy sooooo wet!"

^is mad because he has no talent nor a job.

Big Risk
04-11-2009, 08:09 PM
Big Rick will now come back with something to the effect of:

"I'm not white, i am Pro RICAN!/Azn/Israelite/Asiatic Black man".

We all know the truth though.



youre a fuckin moron.

the truth is you have no life outside of wucorp with your 16,000 fuckin posts. What have you accomplished in the last year?