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TSA
04-14-2009, 10:29 PM
cause it attracts pussy


























poor pussy.


poor pussy sucks. ghetto bitches and trailer gappers, fuck that. they're the only ones that are attracted to ballerific or hood rich shit.
why would you get rims? what type of bitches are attracted to rims?
shitty ones that are dumb and poor which makes them dumber



fuck that.

the theory the ballerific shit is good wif duh ladies isn't true. in 2009 bitches are richer then you, if you walk up to a rational person with a rolex they won't care or will think "geez, he should have bought something less expensive"

so yeah, stop buying chains and shit, bitches (that are worth dick) don't care.

snapple
04-14-2009, 10:31 PM
lol

Uncle Steezo
04-15-2009, 12:19 AM
One word


House

EAGLE EYE
04-15-2009, 12:22 AM
A job that makes you look important too.




Tissa get your notepad out.

Visionz
04-15-2009, 12:24 AM
Technician is the only dude I've ever seen really try to pimp his chain out here

Huggasaurus Sex
04-15-2009, 01:01 AM
in 2009 bitches are richer then you

pretty sure that last part's supposed to read "than me."

EAGLE EYE
04-15-2009, 01:11 AM
he still doesn't have a job and the cable got cut off from his phone. next the lights are going off and the new guccehs on the fridge will be getting pawned.

Huggasaurus Sex
04-15-2009, 01:21 AM
and then it's back to lagos where he takes over the family business of selling irreparable tv sets and a bogus subscription to "imagination vision."

EAGLE EYE
04-15-2009, 01:36 AM
http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/customavatars/avatar46683_1.gifhttp://www.manbehindthedoll.com/images/knwoz2006lionhs.jpg

TSA
04-15-2009, 01:39 AM
huggah acts out the kissing motion when he smacks his steak

Huggah's anus looks like a dolphins mouth

huggah was still playing pokemon in the digimon era

Huggah donated to NPR cause he felt bad

Huggah has beta male sperm

Huggah calls his bros and homies Bromies

Huggah was stunned by the turn out of the white rapper show

Slang bought tickets to the Raekwon concert, online.

Slang keeps his shirt on at the public swimming pool

Slang has never had a big kids meal

Slang got a 21 on the Pacer

Huggah is to Dave Coulier what Raddar Van is to Wu-tang

Huggah turns the song when raekwon says "bubble gum gooses"

EAGLE EYE
04-15-2009, 01:44 AM
you should just do PeaceCore and get skinz + free housing

Visionz
04-15-2009, 01:46 AM
you should just do PeaceCore and get skinz + free housing
they've got WTC blocked out with a firewall, TSA couldn't make it.

Huggasaurus Sex
04-15-2009, 01:47 AM
i see TSA's taking the beautiful rock approach to humor. that could win you a broscar.

EAGLE EYE
04-15-2009, 01:48 AM
I could see him during orientation repeatedly mumbling "Peace Gawd" and trying to sniff out WiFi hotspots with those fleshy hoovers.

Visionz
04-15-2009, 01:51 AM
I could see him during orientation repeatedly mumbling "Peace Gawd" and trying to sniff out WiFi hotspots with those fleshy hoovers.
:lmao:

he'd make a laptop out of his metal lunchbox

EAGLE EYE
04-15-2009, 01:52 AM
lol nope.

Huggasaurus Sex
04-15-2009, 01:54 AM
i think that one hit a little close to home for slang

Huggasaurus Sex
04-15-2009, 02:11 AM
congrats.

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x75/Humanface_Huggah/BrockLifetimeNotFunny-1.png

EAGLE EYE
04-15-2009, 02:15 AM
Tissa's brothehs and sistehs think hes dicking down white tsa. They spend wayyyy too much time together licking ear lobes.

NIGHT MAYOR
04-15-2009, 02:36 AM
why would you get rims? what type of bitches are attracted to rims?
shitty ones that are dumb and poor which makes them dumber


dogs chase cars.

drippie k
04-15-2009, 05:49 AM
i just got some head

NIGHT MAYOR
04-15-2009, 05:51 AM
............ then you kissed her

*aaaaaahahaha*

was it good ? or was she young.

drippie k
04-15-2009, 06:07 AM
twas good, she's like 24 i think, 3 yrs older than me


now that i think about it, i did kiss her after dropping her off at her house...just a lil peck, but still..








god dammit

NIGHT MAYOR
04-15-2009, 06:16 AM
hahahaha - she sonned yer ass

she be like: "watch this, bastard think he can give me kooties, im just gunna send it straight back to him"

older poon, gotta respect that *raises clenched fist to the air like the olympics*

drippie k
04-15-2009, 06:33 AM
fuck, bitches are smart these days dude...i gotta think that shit through next time

dammit fredy, i prolly would never have realized that shit till you brought it up hahaha, ima be scarred 4 life now

gotta love the older chicks tho, they know what they want (supposedly)

NIGHT MAYOR
04-15-2009, 06:49 AM
nah nah nah!

man older girls are the BOMB (pardon the 1990's statement)

im hitting the age when i can get the 30 summin chicks, MAN, they know how to love a man. if wu-corp all got together, id try and hit up ilz (even tho i hate her ass) just because i know she could fuck the shit outa n e other broad here - maybe.

TSA
04-15-2009, 09:32 AM
Tissa's brothehs and sistehs think hes dicking down white tsa. They spend wayyyy too much time together licking ear lobes.
actually we dont spend anytime together these days, im really busy and he's trying to makes ladies out of bitches, crack head niggas look 'spicious
robbeh

Uncle Steezo
04-15-2009, 11:25 AM
TSA spray painted his EBT black.

TSA joining peace Corp is like getting deported.

TSA cable phone shows static when you don't point the coathanger due west

snapple
04-15-2009, 11:44 AM
"TSA spray painted his EBT black."


LOL BALLLLIIIINNNNNN

TSA
04-15-2009, 08:28 PM
congrats.

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x75/Humanface_Huggah/BrockLifetimeNotFunny-1.png
the worst part is outside of working entirely too hard on this ironically unfunny post, all the jokes it took to conceive this ironically unfunny photoshop came from me.


when you hear ironman on your, radio rappin.

drippie k
04-16-2009, 04:26 AM
nah nah nah!

man older girls are the BOMB (pardon the 1990's statement)

im hitting the age when i can get the 30 summin chicks, MAN, they know how to love a man. if wu-corp all got together, id try and hit up ilz (even tho i hate her ass) just because i know she could fuck the shit outa n e other broad here - maybe.
damn dude, thats my fuckin goal right now is to catch some fly ass 30 yr old chick, thatd be so fuckin bomb dude, then i could die happy