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MAYOR QUIMBY
04-19-2009, 04:47 PM
I was at a bar last night. I was building with a small, nice smelling Latina and she grabbed me by the arm and told me she wanted me to sex her, and sex her good.

As we proceeeded to leave, finally walking outside back to her place, her friend pulls her away and talks her out of it.....






















http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc290/KISSVIDEOS91/forrest_gump.jpg
....and that's all i have to say about that.

Olive Oil Goombah
04-19-2009, 04:52 PM
yes...you have to look out for those goody two shoes/no dick having prudes that can get in the way of business.


On the other hand, Les, I fear that you are developing a Bob Crane like sexual addiction that will one day break you.

Art Vandelay
04-19-2009, 04:54 PM
yeah les, i got cock blocked 2 weeks ago by a chicks lesbian friends. shit is fucked up. it's even worse when one of your boys do it to you. it's like fredo siding with johnny ola and hyman roth.

MAYOR QUIMBY
04-19-2009, 04:57 PM
^^^Ya! And is it me or are the girl's cock-blocking friends always fugly?

And unfortunately, my addiction has already broke me...sigh...i sprained my ankle not too long ago trying to hide my porn DVD while my mom was walking down the hall to my room...

Art Vandelay
04-19-2009, 05:01 PM


haha... yeah one night i was out and talking to some girl. she asked me for my number. as she was putting it into her phone, her fat ass fucking friend ripped her phone out of her hand and said she wasn't getting my number and grabbed her girl and made her leave.

Olive Oil Goombah
04-19-2009, 05:03 PM
WIth friends like that who needs friends.


Altho, in this case, she was doing her friend a favor.

Art Vandelay
04-19-2009, 05:05 PM


everytime i get cock blocked, they are doing the girl a favor. lmao

Ghost In The 'Lac
04-19-2009, 05:06 PM
my boss cock blocks me at work.

she always puts me on shifts with all the nasty bitches. cuz i have to hide flirtin with the hot chicks to my boss because otherwise shell not put me on any shifts with them again.

lol. im actually quite close to politly aksing her to get fucked.

Olive Oil Goombah
04-19-2009, 05:07 PM
yes Art...thats what I insinuated. Very good....very, very good.

Paranoid
04-19-2009, 05:11 PM
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Art Vandelay
04-19-2009, 05:12 PM
yes Art...thats what I insinuated. Very good....very, very good.


i know you were. i was just reiterating your point.

Uncle Steezo
04-19-2009, 05:15 PM
Many chix that know they get whorish at night will bring fugly cockblockers as a safeguard.

She prolly heard horror stories of waking up in a funky smelling bedroom litterd with dirty drawers and pubeballs


The trick is to seduce both of them.you know buy em drinks make em laugh and make subtle sexual remarks.

To both of them.

The blocker let's down the guard and the chick thinks u are awesome for hitting it off with her fugly cockblocking friend.

I'm gonna write a book one day. Once i figure out how to keep it out of womens hands

netscape check two
04-19-2009, 05:16 PM
yeah one night i was out and talking to some girl. she asked me for my number.

lmao

Prolifical ENG
04-19-2009, 05:19 PM
Sometimes I feel I go to the club and I'm suddenly everyone's wingman.

But my game mostly thrives on the dancefloor when I'm breaking pairs. Usually I try to get them both and then decide which one to take after I didn't snub any of them, but sometimes my actual wingman isn't there for me so I do it solo.

If crack one pair unevenly, then all the penis are pretty much fighting for the lone one. Sometimes the one I'm dancing with is dancing with me and trying to block at the same time just because they all looked like losers....but Im really helping them since they couldnt act.

I don't remember the last time I got cock blocked by a friend. More of dudes trying to step on my toes but that's much easier to deal with.

Jin10304
04-19-2009, 05:21 PM
Style has it. Its EXACTLY what you have to do. If you wanna get in with the pretty female, you gotta chop it up, make nice, with the nasty lookin Jabba The Hut bitch shes brought with her to get in good w/ the fat friend. Cuz if that bitch likes you, her linebacker twat block defenses will be lowered and your good

netscape check two
04-19-2009, 05:26 PM
Sometimes I feel I go to the club and I'm suddenly everyone's wingman.

But my game mostly thrives on the dancefloor when I'm breaking pairs. Usually I try to get them both and then decide which one to take after I didn't snub any of them, but sometimes my actual wingman isn't there for me so I do it solo.

If crack one pair unevenly, then all the penis are pretty much fighting for the lone one. Sometimes the one I'm dancing with is dancing with me and trying to block at the same time just because they all looked like losers....but Im really helping them since they couldnt act.

I don't remember the last time I got cock blocked by a friend. More of dudes trying to step on my toes but that's much easier to deal with.

http://ceclair.fr/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/mystery-the-pickup-artist-pua.jpg ?

Ghost In The 'Lac
04-19-2009, 05:30 PM
The trick is to seduce both of them.you know buy em drinks make em laugh and make subtle sexual remarks.

To both of them.

The blocker let's down the guard and the chick thinks u are awesome for hitting it off with her fugly cockblocking friend.




thats a dangerous game tah play.

and also very faggit intensive.

if a bitch is there to fuck, shes there to fuck, it dont matter about any friend she has with her.

and if you get the other one interested and then expose her to rejection pain, its only making shit worse.

you idea is horrible. if a bitch aint givin up its not because of her friend, and if it is, shes too much full of unnessecary work, MOVE ON BITCH

Prolifical ENG
04-19-2009, 05:30 PM
^^^^hahaha does that guy still have that show? Nah that ugly fuck tries to talk too much ...my games physical.

ALCATRAZ
04-19-2009, 05:31 PM
lol fuck a linebacker bitch ... throwin salt all on a nigga game

narc
04-19-2009, 05:34 PM
yeah les, i got cock blocked 2 weeks ago by a chicks lesbian friends. shit is fucked up. it's even worse when one of your boys do it to you. it's like fredo siding with johnny ola and hyman roth.

fuckin hell i know how you feel man, it really pisses me off when my friends totally cock block me out of jealousy.

MAYOR QUIMBY
04-19-2009, 05:38 PM
C Blockin is just the lowest thing you can do to a male. Period. It's like removing the oxygen tube in thin air while working hard to climb that mountain.

snapple
04-19-2009, 05:40 PM
where were your boys man?....

MAYOR QUIMBY
04-19-2009, 05:43 PM
^^^I was with my buddy. He doesnt block. Not much he could do, ya feel me.

Uncle Steezo
04-19-2009, 05:49 PM
thats a dangerous game tah play.

and also very faggit intensive.

if a bitch is there to fuck, shes there to fuck, it dont matter about any friend she has with her.

and if you get the other one interested and then expose her to rejection pain, its only making shit worse.

you idea is horrible. if a bitch aint givin up its not because of her friend, and if it is, shes too much full of unnessecary work, MOVE ON BITCH

Its all relative. Too much work for one may be effortless to another.
These are advanced techniques. For those who have love for the game and enjoy the thrill of the hunt.
i mean getting pussy just to get pussy is for those that can't get pussy.

Some of yall understand what I'm saying.

Art Vandelay
04-19-2009, 06:31 PM
C Blockin is just the lowest thing you can do to a male. Period. It's like removing the oxygen tube in thin air while working hard to climb that mountain.


i only cock blocked another guy one time, and it was just because he was being a douche.

one night i was out and i'm walking through the bar and a girl grabs me and is like, yo art vandelay how ya been i haven't seen you in a while. i had no intentions on trying to hook up with her. i was just talking to her because i hadn't seen her in a while. so she invites me to a 4th of july part she is having and this dude sitting beside her starts "marking his territory" by putting his arm around her. i wasn't even going to the party but i could tell the dude was getting pissed off about it so i'm like, ya, i'll be there. the more we were talking the more this dude keeps pulling her in towards him. so then i just start saying, who's this guy? she's like i don't know i just met him. so i started cutting up on him telling her that he's a loser. dude didn't say anything back and he just looked like a fag.

Uncle Steezo
04-19-2009, 08:35 PM
Could you blame the guy?
He prolly caught a glimpse of your vert ramp ass and knew he didn't have a snowballs chance.

Olive Oil Goombah
04-19-2009, 08:37 PM
art seems like he has a big mole on his face like dude from the third austin powers.

drippie k
04-19-2009, 10:00 PM
i can always tell which friend/s is gonna be the cockblockin bitch...all you gotta do is ask the girl n the blocker if they wanna smoke a joint, usually they'll say yes and after that, the door is pretty much open..you just gotta suck up to the bitch thats gonna be blockin that night

SKAMPOE
04-19-2009, 10:20 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/CobraVerde13/heydawg.jpg?t=1240158210

TheBoarzHeadBoy
04-19-2009, 10:25 PM
The Abbot knows what's up. Pro plays the game like it should be played.

No gimmicks no sappy pick up lines just straight game.

Guys tend to forget how the game is played. They get caught up in a chick and they just try to spit game to her. Not gonna work consistently even if your as charming, funny, and slick as I am ;).

Gotta bring a squad. Gotta work the floor. Girls move in groups cause they're herd animals. Guys is wolves. Wolves role with a pack. There's many options when you have another guy or more working with you.

You can go direct man girl ratio and have a group of guys step to a group of girls and introduce and small talk a bit. Won't work all the time but in more casual situations its the best way and in all situations its a solid start.

You can have the divide and conquer wings of attack plan. You and your bro introduce yourselves and through some good word work you split them up temporarily. You each get your target into some dirty talk get them a bit horny get them likkad up and then your and your bro both take one home. In the case of a duff you pre plan who is the bait and who is going for the prize. Best to switch off every time unless one guy likes getting some pussy from nickels while you get the dimes. If your wing man can't do better then its perfect.

You and your friend do the divide and conquer but you aren't with the girl you want your with the other one. You then tell her how great of a guy your buddy is, was a high school football star, saved you from drowning, has a sick job that you wish you had, or he's a bit of a pussy but he's got a heart of gold, he does charity work, church work, was in the military, is a doctor. You tell her stuff like that and your homes does likewise then when you first talk to the girl your reputation precedes you and you can play it up or down as desired. From there numbers are the least your going to get if you don't fuck up your stories.

For crazy poon try that at weddings ;)