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Slothy Fitzpatrick
04-20-2009, 02:06 PM
Dear Wucorp infidels,

I regret to inform you that my dear friend and disciple Robert Lorenzo Sanzogni has perished in an incident that can only be described as bizarre and disturbing.

Keep in mind, before reading the following, that the young man had been taking heroic doses of LSD for the past couple of months. This may explain his erratic behaviour on the site. I felt he was losing touch with reality. For one, he had begun wearing sweaters with glitter on them.

It is probable that he was intoxicated in the hours prior to his demise.

Robert was horrifically injured during a marathon masturbation session.

It is suspected he was busting GEE OHH DEE loads to pictures of chunky Columbian women with dimples.

The autopsy suggested that when he busted his fifth load of the session, a large amount ejaculate entered his mouth, a consequence of him being upside down.

He choked to death on his own semen.

The belt fastened around his neck may have contributed to his eventual demise.

This is the official definition of a "hot mess".

There are only four documented cases of this happening in modern times, all of which occurred in Nebraskah.

This is certainly a tragic first for the Oceania region.

I know that Robert was a dedicated member of the 1%, and a General Chat regular. He was a dear friend and taught me a lot. Actually, on reflection, I taught him a lot.

I felt it was important to let the Wucorp masses know of this horrendous incident so you can mourn this massive loss and copy and paste his finest moments onto your personal computers.

That's the way young Robby would have wanted it.

Yours,

Slothy Fitzpatrick,

The bringer of bad news.

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Tage
04-20-2009, 02:09 PM
This is the official definition of a "hot mess".

There are only four documented cases of this happening in modern times, all of which occurred in Nebraskah.


:looking:

Ghost In The 'Lac
04-20-2009, 02:23 PM
this nigga betta of been high if he was mincing around shirtless in pink hotpants striking poses against phallic wooden posts.

DrunkenMasta303
04-20-2009, 02:30 PM
is that technician?

Slothy Fitzpatrick
04-20-2009, 02:34 PM
Please guys, have some compassion.

SHRAP
04-20-2009, 03:02 PM
rip robert, i hope theres a heaven for australians

Uncle Steezo
04-20-2009, 03:38 PM
i smell toochie.

Uncle Steezo
04-20-2009, 04:35 PM
i smell stank toochie.

INF
04-20-2009, 04:37 PM
oh no.....

Visionz
04-20-2009, 04:40 PM
Style cum-guzzled death is taken much more serious around here than any lame attempt to fake an e-OD.

My condolences for your loss Slothy, your mom looks devestated
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TSA
04-20-2009, 05:25 PM
Robert always came off more vulnerable to die guzzling cum then most.

He was one of the best posters we've ever had and will be missed.

Slothy Fitzpatrick
04-20-2009, 10:43 PM
rip robert, i hope theres a heaven for australians

We can only hope although in all probability there isn't a heaven for anyone.

Slothy Fitzpatrick
04-20-2009, 10:45 PM
Style cum-guzzled death is taken much more serious around here than any lame attempt to fake an e-OD.


I know. The realness of the whole thing is unbelievable. Cormega the the power of 12.

Olive Oil Goombah
04-20-2009, 10:50 PM
copywrite infringement........and by a fellow wop nonetheless. Im appalled.

Slothy Fitzpatrick
04-20-2009, 10:58 PM
copywrite infringement........and by a fellow wop nonetheless. Im appalled.

Typical disrespect from someone who should know better.

You can't copyright death.

Some people are really showing their true colours.

I think you're yellow.

SKAMPOE
04-20-2009, 11:03 PM
Tripple stank on the tank of stank toochie

HANZO
04-21-2009, 11:13 AM
could there be the possibility that Pat Bateman assassinated his brother so he could be sole air to the throne of Aussieland.

LET THE CONSPIRACY THEORIES BEGIN.

this thread can now be moved to the KTL.

Slothy Fitzpatrick
04-21-2009, 12:23 PM
I have wondered the same thing HAN.

Patrick is an untrustworthy little rat.

Personally though, I think it had something to do with that Ivonne girl.

Slothy Fitzpatrick
04-21-2009, 01:30 PM
Tripple stank on the tank of stank toochie

I smell pork you fucking blob.

BLACK BART SIMPSON
04-21-2009, 03:29 PM
Slothy's a good guy at heart we should celebrate and remember his death by blowing hughe loads into eachothers mouths and then choking on them...not real loads though and not real choking either...or we could just move on and forget about him..

BornPower
04-21-2009, 03:41 PM
we should celebrate and remember his death by blowing hughe loads into eachothers mouths and then choking on them...not real loads though and not real choking either...or we could just move on and forget about him..

wtf?!

HANZO
04-21-2009, 05:11 PM
I have wondered the same thing HAN.

Patrick is an untrustworthy little rat.

Personally though, I think it had something to do with that Ivonne girl.

yes there seems to be a trend with this Ivonne girl and the death of white ppl.

Im sure Obama and the NOI are involved in this saga.

Slothy Fitzpatrick
04-22-2009, 03:45 AM
Slothy's a good guy at heart we should celebrate and remember his death by blowing hughe loads into eachothers mouths and then choking on them...not real loads though and not real choking either...or we could just move on and forget about him..

Slothy isn't dead Killbot.

I think you became confused after reading "GEE OHH DEE loads" prompting you to talk further about your desires to choke on Slothy's semen.