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L~>1<~NKS
04-20-2009, 10:53 PM
Where you born to live or born to die?


Ya dig?

Bobby Budknickers
04-20-2009, 11:00 PM
my wife: (sober, cunning) "will you ask me will i marry you?"
me: (confused, drunk) "huh?.. will you...marry.. me?"
my wife: (in tears) "YES!"
me: "i don't get it."

cue wedding music

L~>1<~NKS
04-21-2009, 12:53 PM
A man is dressed in all black, black shoes, socks, pants, shirt, sweatshirt,gloves,scarf, hat, and another scarf that covers his face. He is walking down a completely black road. A black car without its lights on turns the corner and comes barreling towards the man, but manages to stop in time. How did the driver see the man in black???


I know this one

Art Vandelay
04-21-2009, 12:55 PM


surely the answer can't be day time. if it is, i will never pay attention to another one of your posts

L~>1<~NKS
04-21-2009, 12:58 PM
you hit the nail on the cabeza

Art Vandelay
04-21-2009, 01:04 PM
links, the title of thread is trick quiestions...just thought you would like to know that. haha

L~>1<~NKS
04-21-2009, 07:42 PM
Did u ssssay more?

Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?

begongo
04-22-2009, 09:19 AM
water

Durag
04-22-2009, 09:23 AM


surely the answer can't be day time. if it is, i will never pay attention to another one of your posts

hahahaha

NIGHT MAYOR
04-22-2009, 09:28 AM
if doctors study for up to 8 years, why do they call it a 'Doctors Practise' ?

dezmond
04-22-2009, 12:09 PM
^ Cos they still fuck up after 8 years of study

L~>1<~NKS
04-22-2009, 12:58 PM
water

2 points for u


Nobody's answered the first one tho.

begongo
04-22-2009, 01:06 PM
was he a devil?

Uncle Steezo
04-22-2009, 03:48 PM
Do you like fish sticks?

SKAMPOE
04-22-2009, 04:35 PM
Hate fish stix

L~>1<~NKS
04-22-2009, 10:52 PM
werd un less they crispy that bread

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