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[L~>1<~NKS]

Where you born to live or born to die?


Ya dig?

[GZAjector]

my wife: (sober, cunning) "will you ask me will i marry you?"
me: (confused, drunk) "huh?.. will you...marry.. me?"
my wife: (in tears) "YES!"
me: "i don't get it."

cue wedding music

[L~>1<~NKS]

A man is dressed in all black, black shoes, socks, pants, shirt, sweatshirt,gloves,scarf, hat, and another scarf that covers his face. He is walking down a completely black road. A black car without its lights on turns the corner and comes barreling towards the man, but manages to stop in time. How did the driver see the man in black???


I know this one

[Art Vandelay]

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surely the answer can't be day time. if it is, i will never pay attention to another one of your posts

[L~>1<~NKS]

you hit the nail on the cabeza

[Art Vandelay]

links, the title of thread is trick quiestions...just thought you would like to know that. haha

[L~>1<~NKS]

Did u ssssay more?

Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?

[begongo]

water

[Durag]

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surely the answer can't be day time. if it is, i will never pay attention to another one of your posts

hahahaha

[NIGHT MAYOR]

if doctors study for up to 8 years, why do they call it a 'Doctors Practise' ?

[dezmond]

^ Cos they still fuck up after 8 years of study

[L~>1<~NKS]

water

2 points for u


Nobody's answered the first one tho.

[begongo]

was he a devil?

[STYLE]

Do you like fish sticks?

[JehovAllah]

Hate fish stix

[L~>1<~NKS]

werd un less they crispy that bread

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Is Wit Witman witty, witter, or witten?