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Uncle Steezo
04-21-2009, 08:31 PM
i cleared out my 10x10 plot yesterday and began tilling the soil.
It was thick with weeds an grass cause i got potent soil.

This week is all about infusing energy and love into the dirt.

Talking to the dirt
positive thinking into the dirt
Touching the dirt
Barefoot Dancing in the dirt
Working the dirt with my hoe
Watering the dirt twice a day

By next week you will feel life energy radiating from it.
It will look rich enough to eat


I'm not 100% on what I'm planting but def

Cucumber
Onion
Thyme
Oregano
Basil
Bell pepper
Chilli pepper
Banana pepper
Greens

Ill take some pics every few days.

Ill also be planting my secret garden now that the sheriff moved from next door.

EAGLE EYE
04-21-2009, 08:34 PM
you should surround your house with a fortress of corn and excommunicate yourself from vaginas and society.



also grow some beats and buy a dog named pork chop

diggy
04-21-2009, 08:43 PM
No tomatoes?

Uncle Steezo
04-21-2009, 08:47 PM
Hahagagshah!!

Prolifical ENG
04-21-2009, 08:49 PM
with a 10x10 plot, how many plants of each are you plan on planting of those?

EAGLE EYE
04-21-2009, 08:53 PM
god damn. imagine if Adam and Eve walked into that Garden of Glitter?




Theyd be shoutin' Wu-Oooh!

snapple
04-21-2009, 09:03 PM
you should surround your house with a fortress of corn and excommunicate yourself from vaginas and society.



also grow some beats and buy a dog named pork chop


LOL hahahhahhaha

Uncle Steezo
04-21-2009, 10:17 PM
with a 10x10 plot, how many plants of each are you plan on planting of those?

100 SQ ft is a lot of space.

most of my plants
continue producing throughout jul-sept so only 2-3 plants are ness.


1 cucumber vine will yield about 100 cucumbers

A single pepper plant will make about 30 peppers

Then the herbs make huge bushes like 1/2lb per herb.

I Grow about 400 in produce.
i usually give a lot of food away





Funny slang mentioned Eden.

That was the original idea.
To have an edible back yard.

i planted 5 fruit trees and 3 berry bushes but the animals ate them. But the garden has a fence with repellent flowers.

Olive Oil Goombah
04-21-2009, 10:23 PM
You should start some grape vines.

But I love garden fruit

Uncle Steezo
04-21-2009, 11:32 PM
The birds deer rabbits and foxes would devour that shit like the did my rasberry blueberry and blackberry bushes.
i would shoot them fuckers but its a felony and i don't know how to clean meat.


Tho homemade wine would be so dope.

Maybe i can rig something on my balcony



Diggy tomatoes die in my hands idk why but i can't get em right.

Visionz
04-21-2009, 11:50 PM
The birds deer rabbits and foxes would devour that shit like the did my rasberry blueberry and blackberry bushes.
i would shoot them fuckers but its a felony and i don't know how to clean meat.


Tho homemade wine would be so dope.

Maybe i can rig something on my balcony



Diggy tomatoes die in my hands idk why but i can't get em right.
Don't know about the rest but my uncle hangs bags of gunpowder around his garden to keep the deer out.

Probably more natural shit to ward off the rest

EAGLE EYE
04-22-2009, 12:10 AM
yea you can also use wolf fur or piss - something like that. I think they sell it anywhere hunting equipment and accessories are sold.


Or just eat some asparagus, then piss in some coffee cans and leave a few hidden in the outskirts of the property

Uncle Steezo
04-22-2009, 01:55 AM
Wolf fur piss and gunpowder?


How bout i just hang some firecrackers on my sweater and piss on it.

Slothy Fitzpatrick
04-22-2009, 02:52 AM
Slothy approves. In all seriousness I think you should grow watermelon.

Slothy Fitzpatrick
04-22-2009, 02:57 AM
I have no idea what the climate is like in ATL, but artichoke would make a great addition.

SKAMPOE
04-22-2009, 06:12 AM
artychokie, peace style, growin is always good, me , i happem to have a green thumb, i have a hybrid avocado tree in my kitchen i kid u not, and several plants for deacor too, i dont have no land to plant shit out side which sux cuz i love that shit, i was raised in p.r back in the day and always was thought to eat wat u grow and all that farm life is second nature to me, puerto rican way tho not these country whoight folks that raise animals to fuckem and shit lol, but yo, u should grow weed man, i suck at that, i cant get a weed plant to grow for shiiiit..

NIGHT MAYOR
04-22-2009, 07:13 AM
style, if you kill something eating your plants, mash it up with a baseball bat and add it to the soil *nods*

Prolifical ENG
04-22-2009, 10:19 AM
Good display of peppers. Green beans.

10x10 is a lot of space...might be able to get 2-3 cherry tomato plants in there.


Oh yeah....happy Earth day gardening today.

Killa BB
04-22-2009, 10:21 AM
How bout i just hang some firecrackers on my sweater...

*Un-Shun*

I had to laugh at that... I had to laugh HARD.

*Re-Shun*

Longbongcilvaringz
04-22-2009, 10:29 AM
Yeah, i have to admit, that was so funny i had to post this reply.

Uncle Steezo
04-22-2009, 10:38 AM
Fredy i live on protected land so i might as well shoot a human if I'm gonna do it. These rednecks would prolly give me more time for a deer than a nigga


Skampoe my 1st year i grew about 4 elbows. Of some good shit too. i coulda had 6 or 7 but
1 i kept picking buds off

2 i harvested 3 weeks too early

3 i didn't cure it as long as i should.

Impatient and nervous cause a sheriff lived next door and in the hot sun, you could smell that shit in the front yard
But mainly i had 5 4ft high plants that started lookin like high times mag and i couldn't wait.

i was more proud of the weed i grew than the food.

i gave away QPs to my biz partners and a half lb to my homey

Then i just smoked the rest. i thought it would last the whole year but lol i blazed that shit in about 7 months rollin godfathers an whatnot.


But yeah its on this year.

Durag
04-22-2009, 10:59 AM
The garden of glitter.

Post pics of you gardening and your garden in general GAVIN, would be interesting to see that shit. But incorporate glitter somewhere in it.

Only real G's garden.

SKAMPOE
04-22-2009, 12:44 PM
Fredy i live on protected land so i might as well shoot a human if I'm gonna do it. These rednecks would prolly give me more time for a deer than a nigga


Skampoe my 1st year i grew about 4 elbows. Of some good shit too. i coulda had 6 or 7 but
1 i kept picking buds off

2 i harvested 3 weeks too early

3 i didn't cure it as long as i should.

Impatient and nervous cause a sheriff lived next door and in the hot sun, you could smell that shit in the front yard
But mainly i had 5 4ft high plants that started lookin like high times mag and i couldn't wait.

i was more proud of the weed i grew than the food.

i gave away QPs to my biz partners and a half lb to my homey

Then i just smoked the rest. i thought it would last the whole year but lol i blazed that shit in about 7 months rollin godfathers an whatnot.


But yeah its on this year.
i feel u man, i try and grow a plant but as soon as i see a leaf that resembles DUH GANJA, i throw it in the microwave and smoke till the migraine kicks in lmao soooo impatient...

Uncle Steezo
04-22-2009, 12:59 PM
Hell yeah
i was cool until there were branches lined wif duh budz
Then the fuckin crystals made me say fuck it

SKAMPOE
04-22-2009, 01:05 PM
hahhahahah thats that chemical kat williams talks about-THE FUCK IT CHEMICAL!

Olive Oil Goombah
04-22-2009, 01:22 PM
artychokie, peace style, growin is always good, me , i happem to have a green thumb, i have a hybrid avocado tree in my kitchen i kid u not, and several plants for deacor too, i dont have no land to plant shit out side which sux cuz i love that shit, i was raised in p.r back in the day and always was thought to eat wat u grow and all that farm life is second nature to me, puerto rican way tho not these country whoight folks that raise animals to fuckem and shit lol, but yo, u should grow weed man, i suck at that, i cant get a weed plant to grow for shiiiit..

your puerto rican??? no waaaaaay..i never coulda guessed it.

SKAMPOE
04-22-2009, 01:37 PM
yup yup-

Olive Oil Goombah
04-22-2009, 01:38 PM
i always though u Dominicano

Olive Oil Goombah
04-22-2009, 01:47 PM
My grandfather used to have a huge garden....tomatoes, peppers, squash, cucumber, carrots, you name it. He also had a bunch of grape vines.

That was old school. They'd jar shit for the winter, he'd make wine, grape juice, jelly, etc.

In the winter we'd make sausage links, patties, than we'd dry some.


Those were the days.

SKAMPOE
04-22-2009, 01:51 PM
i always though u dominicano
oh hells nooo thats calling a jamaican haitian or an eyetalian sicilian...

Olive Oil Goombah
04-22-2009, 01:52 PM
haha....i kno, i kno, thats why i did it pago

SKAMPOE
04-22-2009, 02:00 PM
Lol

Uncle Steezo
04-23-2009, 10:04 PM
My grandfather used to have a huge garden....tomatoes, peppers, squash, cucumber, carrots, you name it. He also had a bunch of grape vines.

That was old school. They'd jar shit for the winter, he'd make wine, grape juice, jelly, etc.

In the winter we'd make sausage links, patties, than we'd dry some.


Those were the days.

Lemme guess, he'd put an orange peel in his mouth grunt like a pig and Áhase you around the garden.



i am going to buy my seeds tommorow
i have to let them germinate then start the seedlings in a planter.

i was thinking about letting yall adopt a plant. i can update you on its progress with photos while yall son eachothers plants.

Ill offer em up next month when they look like somethin.

SKAMPOE
04-24-2009, 12:02 AM
oh werd that be fun, i want the fattest most obnoxious plant u got sum funny home grown!

NIGHT MAYOR
04-24-2009, 04:28 AM
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Longbongcilvaringz
04-24-2009, 05:06 AM
Bikies are on some hardbody ish

SKAMPOE
04-24-2009, 06:08 AM
yo thats mad intresting mech-i'll finish watchin sum other time , its too much.

NIGHT MAYOR
04-24-2009, 07:00 AM
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