View Full Version : taking masturbation to a new level
04-22-2009, 05:40 PM
good short story by dude who wrote fight club, it could be old, but i just read it so here is a link. pretty disturbing shit about some extreme ways to get your self off
04-22-2009, 05:46 PM
KTL material huh? :nonono:
04-22-2009, 06:01 PM
it cn't be real
04-22-2009, 06:03 PM
04-22-2009, 06:27 PM
Yeah i've read this before (if it is "Guts' as i suspect it is)
It's fucking disturbing, a guy i know sent it to me after he supposedly found it looking at Fight Club info on imdb.
It starts off disgusting, but sort of amusing.
And then progressively gets more and more unbearable.
I stopped reading it pretty early the first time i read it.
But read the whole things at some later point.
Another dude i know read it for the first time at my university library and nearly threw up.
04-22-2009, 06:40 PM
I read the whole thing. I got a small boner.
04-23-2009, 07:12 AM
Ha, that was great. Very entertaining.
04-23-2009, 07:48 AM
sometimes it's just better to keep it classic
04-23-2009, 10:22 AM
That used to be my worst fear in the world: my teenage virgin sister, thinking she's just getting fat, then giving birth to a two-headed retard baby. Both heads looking just like me. Me, the father AND the uncle.
04-23-2009, 12:44 PM
The dick sure is a powerful physcological weapon
04-23-2009, 01:42 PM
chuck palahniuk is a great writer, his books are on another level
04-23-2009, 06:27 PM
I remember there being a video on youtube a couple of years ago of him reading this at a college or something.
And some chick fainting when he reached the final part.
Olive Oil Goombah
04-23-2009, 07:09 PM
"That's all this soup of blood and corn, shit and sperm and peanuts floating around me. Even with my guts unraveling out my ass, me holding onto what's left, even then my first want is to somehow get my swimsuit back on.
God forbid my folks see my dick"
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