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Jutzu-Lo-Killer
04-23-2009, 06:21 PM
wit deodorant or cologne¿???
beIN confident wit them??
well¿¿¿?????

Jutzu-Lo-Killer
04-23-2009, 06:24 PM
shimy shimyyy yaaaaa auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
wus forever

Uncle Steezo
04-23-2009, 06:36 PM
Get a girl. You will be irresistsble

Prolifical ENG
04-23-2009, 06:45 PM
Yes, try deodorant.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
04-23-2009, 06:46 PM
Yes, try deodorant.

ahahahah

Jutzu-Lo-Killer
04-23-2009, 06:48 PM
i dont need deodorant

beautifulrock
04-23-2009, 07:21 PM
Get a good job. You can be ugly as shit and still get laid, as long as you have a good job. As you can tell, I never get laid.

Jutzu-Lo-Killer
04-23-2009, 07:25 PM
Being singer is the best option

Longbongcilvaringz
04-23-2009, 07:27 PM
haha

'Being singer'.

Just look like you're 'singer'.

Jutzu-Lo-Killer
04-23-2009, 07:29 PM
im not a singer man!!!
LOL

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
04-23-2009, 07:30 PM
If you think about it, being singer really IS best option.

"Bitch get over here and watch me be singer"

**sound of panties hitting floor**

Jutzu-Lo-Killer
04-23-2009, 07:31 PM
hahaha

Ghost In The 'Lac
04-23-2009, 07:46 PM
hahahaa

Olive Oil Goombah
04-23-2009, 07:47 PM
better than a singer....

be a magician

Paranoid
04-23-2009, 08:16 PM
Approved

YungSunny
04-23-2009, 08:33 PM
Yo son, learn to play the harp.


Bitches love that shit.

drippie k
04-23-2009, 08:45 PM
invite them over for dinner and as soon as you open the door, have a 2 seat table in the middle of your living room, lights off, candles lit with some italian guy playing the violin and one sole plate of spaghetti on the table...also you MUST have whip cream, chocolate syrup, magnum condoms, lube, a big stuffed bear thats missing an eye (very important), a barry white album and a banana sitting next to your tv as it plays "rob & big" reruns on mute


trust me
it works

EAGLE EYE
04-23-2009, 09:23 PM
Invite her over for a drink. Take her into your computer room and show her your Twitter.

IrOnMaN
04-23-2009, 09:29 PM
If you're black or mexican, quit your day job, then start selling drugs and hang around the wrong crowd. That'll attract the ladies.

EAGLE EYE
04-23-2009, 09:34 PM
If you're black or mexican, quit your day job, then start selling drugs and hang around the wrong crowd. That'll attract the ladies.



Maybe if you volunteer at the local boys & girls club you'll meet a nice girl.


Or


Keep to yourself and become a non practicing homesexual that frequents Wu Tang Forums.

IrOnMaN
04-23-2009, 09:39 PM
Maybe if you volunteer at the local boys & girls club you'll meet a nice girl.


Or


Keep to yourself and become a non practicing homesexual that frequents Wu Tang Forums.

That's an option. It's not my fault, though. Tell me why I see these clock radio men who aren't doing shit with their lives attracting these great women? WTF? If I was white or Asian, this crap wouldn't be happening to me.}:|

/plays GTA

Tecknowledgist
04-23-2009, 09:53 PM
^plays GTA


i LOLed hard at this thread. you dont use deoderant?! thats probably it

why dont you just show da womenz those DRUNKEN MONK BEATZZ

panties will fall off like big mac toppings

diggy
04-23-2009, 10:03 PM
You guys who say 'be a singer' and all that - I agree.

It is an observation that women like 'performers', whether that is a musician, poet, magician, actor, etc.

Women like men who have a talent for performing for them. They like to be entertained.

EAGLE EYE
04-23-2009, 10:23 PM
I'm the voice of a generation.

TSA
04-24-2009, 12:06 AM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAH!!! everything in this thread is classic

check two
04-24-2009, 12:34 AM
Drunken Monk,
I'd like to offer you a possible spot in the Non Ignorants.(after you pick up some Speed Stick)

NIGHT MAYOR
04-24-2009, 01:23 AM
sell drugs - weed, x, coke - you will make money and get alot of respect.

EAGLE EYE
04-24-2009, 01:24 AM
Give yourself a haircut that screams rapist, and wear track suits.

NIGHT MAYOR
04-24-2009, 01:29 AM
hahahahah!!!

or heavy metal wear *nods*

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b222/fredymech/nn.jpg

NIGHT MAYOR
04-24-2009, 01:32 AM
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b222/fredymech/vlcsnap-646642.png

EAGLE EYE
04-24-2009, 01:33 AM
LOL I just looked at the skampoe quote in your sig and Im literally laughing out loud.

KaramelSundae
04-24-2009, 01:34 AM
keep to yourself and become a non practicing homesexual that frequents wu tang forums.

lol

NIGHT MAYOR
04-24-2009, 01:35 AM
i know right, i was when i read it for the first time, peace to da gawd skamp

Jutzu-Lo-Killer
04-24-2009, 05:17 AM
^plays GTA


i LOLed hard at this thread. you dont use deoderant?! thats probably it

why dont you just show da womenz those DRUNKEN MONK BEATZZ

panties will fall off like big mac toppings

X_x?????

Longbongcilvaringz
04-24-2009, 05:18 AM
hahaha

I don't know, this thread is pure dope.

Jutzu-Lo-Killer
04-24-2009, 05:22 AM
loooool
my beats are the shit most attractive rightnow
bitches cant wait to have sex wit me if listen to DRUNKEN MONK BEATS
AND I USE DESODORANTE NO DEODORANT

Longbongcilvaringz
04-24-2009, 05:26 AM
haha

Attach a boom box to a guitar strap, and strap it around your neck and wear it over your genitalia and walk round playing neo Wu Tang Corp bangers.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2338/2169184841_a898cf0dbc.jpg

Durag
04-24-2009, 08:48 AM
If you think about it, being singer really IS best option.

"Bitch get over here and watch me be singer"

**sound of panties hitting floor**

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHhahahahaHAHAHAHHAahhaHAHAH ahaHAHHAhahaahaAHAHAHahahHAHAHAHahaAHHAhAHAHahulwq i.kdj

Dude just bring her to your computer and show her all your wu-corp friends you got. Any bitch who doesnt say they'll marry you there and then has to be handicapped.

You could use wu-corp slang when your fucking her:

AH AH AH AH AH REP ME!!!!!! REP ME!!!!!! REP ME YOU PRICK!!!!!!

I JUST POS REPPED YOU!

AH AH AH AH AH AH DO IT AGAIN IM NEARLY THERE!!

REP BICTH I JUST FUCKIN POS REPPED YOU!!!!

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH i came.

Im telling you man, this shit works. Teachin duh seeds.

Longbongcilvaringz
04-24-2009, 10:03 AM
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Senator C. Palantine
04-24-2009, 10:05 AM
Swag is tyhe number 1 thing bitches love.

fact

Professor Poopsnagle
04-24-2009, 10:37 AM
Don't expose your genitals in public. That's what worked for me. Unless you're a hung nigga with a swinging dick like Pat Bateman. In that case, you can't be naked enough, ever.

Gosh damn, you sexy Homobateman.

Jutzu-Lo-Killer
04-24-2009, 12:53 PM
Drunken Monk,
I'd like to offer you a possible spot in the Non Ignorants.(after you pick up some Speed Stick)

thank you so much bro

how to be mo attractive?
just singing her I WANNNAAAA BE UR MANNNNNNNN
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U WILL BE MO ATTRACTIVE TO HER AFTER SING THIS SONG

MAYOR QUIMBY
04-24-2009, 01:05 PM
Have good hygeine and remember, WOMEN WANT BABIES, so whenever there is a strange pause in a conversation, just whip it out. Nothing attracts a girl's eye like a hard, throbbing cock with veins all over it ready to pump life inside of her.

Jutzu-Lo-Killer
04-24-2009, 01:19 PM
i love u emperor les
spy atractivo pra ti??
xD

MAYOR QUIMBY
04-24-2009, 01:22 PM
i love u emperor les
spy atractivo pra ti??
xD
Si!! Me gusta mucho, como un churro! ;$

Jutzu-Lo-Killer
04-24-2009, 01:25 PM
JOOOOOO
UN CHURROOO NO ES GRAN COSA PUES
xD

check two
04-24-2009, 01:52 PM
Drunken Monk,
¿Hacen usted tienen gusto del gatito español melenudo, con una cereza en tapa?

Jutzu-Lo-Killer
04-24-2009, 01:55 PM
Drunken Monk,
¿Hacen usted tienen gusto del gatito español melenudo, con una cereza en tapa?

hahahaahaha
what do u mean???
haha
i think sometimes my english is like this

DrunkenMasta303
04-24-2009, 06:05 PM
aLL U NEED IS BALLS
http://cs.nju.edu.cn/gchen/news/tailand.jpg

Jutzu-Lo-Killer
04-24-2009, 06:14 PM
aLL U NEED IS BALLS
http://cs.nju.edu.cn/gchen/news/tailand.jpg

hahahahhaa
CO SIGN

Jutzu-Lo-Killer
05-08-2009, 07:51 AM
giving her flowers
LOOOL

check two
05-08-2009, 11:15 AM
Yeah, giving flowers to broads means an automatic blow job.

Jutzu-Lo-Killer
05-13-2009, 05:24 PM
being wu tang member

check two
05-13-2009, 05:33 PM
I offers you a handshakes Drunken Monk to settles our differences?

Professor Poopsnagle
05-13-2009, 05:39 PM
Give a bitch bon bons and she'll be more than willing to devour the filling.

Church yo.

Jutzu-Lo-Killer
05-13-2009, 05:42 PM
be mo atractive posting in wucorp

xD

THE W
05-13-2009, 05:55 PM
1. self-esteem
2. self-confidence
3. ambition

if you have these 3 things you can have any women you want.

J-Cee
05-13-2009, 11:41 PM
...lie.................................

Jutzu-Lo-Killer
05-14-2009, 04:40 AM
...lie.................................

agree wit u

DR. NICK RIVIERA
05-14-2009, 06:28 AM
wit deodorant or cologne¿???
beIN confident wit them??
well¿¿¿?????

Simple. Log off from a WuTang site.

Or recite GZA's verse on Starter to the bitch.

Lil mD
05-14-2009, 03:18 PM
Pleaz man dont do some thread lik dat ! Cause if u really want to know how be more attractive 4 woman find a girl ask her and dats all
U think dat ladies have same needs, love... but u cant really know what women love before to ask a girl who love( for real ) !

check two
05-14-2009, 03:30 PM
^^ Hey miss, is that you with the afro?

RALPH WIGGUM
05-14-2009, 03:35 PM
^^ Hey miss, is that you with the afro?

Black Panther Party Minister of Information Eldridge Cleavers' wife, Kathleen, National Sercretary of Communications.

check two
05-14-2009, 03:37 PM
lol I was joking. By the way, is there any Black Panthers group left nowadays? (Besides the New Black Panther group which isn't affiliated). There seems to be a big French black panther movement at the forum here? lol

RALPH WIGGUM
05-14-2009, 03:40 PM
lol I was joking. By the way, is there any Black Panthers group left nowadays? (Besides the New Black Panther group which isn't affiliated). There seems to be a big French black panther movement at the forum here? lol

I know you was joking.

check two
05-14-2009, 03:42 PM
Thanks for answering the question.

RALPH WIGGUM
05-14-2009, 03:43 PM
Thanks for answering the question.

Sorry I thought you was joking.

check two
05-14-2009, 03:51 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/46/120554147_147d0e7ac1.jpg

Longbongcilvaringz
05-14-2009, 04:02 PM
I just stumbled upon something which i thought might be helpful man.

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Its painful how sexy I look in this.
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I just saw this guy with this exact same shirt on! He made my pussy all wet
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This shirt is made with bits of real wolf!
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Thanks to your shirt, I now have 97, count em, 97 venereal diseases from every twat i've tapped since I bought your shirt. Even though I'm in a wheelchair and dripping with VD's, losing all my hair and my penis looks like something out of a sci-fi horror flick, my cum-stained wolf shirt still brings in the pussy.
Terminator says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
Da key to the fucha.. is wolf shirts.
Jesus says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
I was crucified in this shirt, and it was the reason i was resurrected!
Wolfenstein says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
I have THREE TIMES as many STD's compared to when I didnt own this shirt! Thankyou so much Wolf Howl Animal preserve!
Yahweh says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
I own a wolf shirt.
asdas says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
Im now the most popular kid in school. Thanks Everythingwolf
mike says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
serious question. are these shirts machine washable? i dont want to risk washing away is magical pussy magnent powers.
Jake says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
This shirt is the only reason why i got hired at McDonald's. I'm Lovin It.
Kris Kent Kerry says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
I hate black people.
Kire says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
My ma wouldn't let me alone when I got this shirt, she kicked pa out of the trailer and my sister keeps grabbing my manhood. Thanks wolf shirt!
Picasso says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
Some people may have you think I painted portraits of various things. My efforts were 100% devoted to painting wolf shirts and various legendary people wearing wolf shirts. I, myself owned several wolf shirts. I cut off my ear because all of my wolf shirts were in the wash and I was beyond frustrated.
Truth says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
OMG !!! I can walk on water now.. FUCKING AWESOME!!!!
Subliminal012 says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
This wolf shirt is great. Something is implanted in it, before I knew it, I was hitting some red riding hood pussy.
wolfSEXXOR says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
I LOOOOOOVE this wolfshirt, i LOOOOOOOOVE getting boned in the ass when i wear it! my life partner loves it when i GROWL while taking it in the ass with my WOLF shirt on, ARF ARF ARF i say. BYE BYE
speakonitgod says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
OMG i dont have to suck myself off anymore, with this shirt the men come flocking for some homo action.
Skampoe says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating4.gif
I gave it five stars at first, but then I found out that it doesn't supress my appetite.
NickyTooch says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
Ive been eating like a mad man but still lost 20lbs thanks to this shirt.
Admin Wolf says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
Please stop posting about our wolf T shirts and get back to using them like they were meant to be used - Butt sex with wolves. That is all.
Nickos says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
This shirt lead me to the teabagging of an uber-hot asian guy! Some spooning was involved as well! BUY THIS SHIRT NOW!!
Drunkenmonk says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating2.gif
I bought this shirt based off of the reviews, and I must say, it is highly over-rated. Since owning this shirt I have had no dates. I've lost my job. My car has been repossessed, and my landlord is kicking me out unless I stop wearing wolf shirts. On the other hand, the stitching is nice, and it doesn't shrink in the wash. I give it two stars.
Martha Stewart says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
Thanks everythingwolf, before prison I kept this shirt deep in my closet, but now I pull so much rug with it I bought eight more!
Rebs says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
I fucked that dontrevme guy because he had this shirt on, we loved all night then i licked his feces off my penis for a snack.
Palehorse says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
Im a Cage Fighter and my record before this shirt was 0-9 but now that i bought this bad ass of a shirt it is 32-9 lets just say no one wants a round house kick to the face when your wearing a wolf shirt.
Hiroki yuki says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
I have a wide variety of wolf t-shirts and wolf long johns , but this is the ultimate wolfage!! Makes whores howl for my dick. OOOOWWWWWWW !! double wide trailer not included.
Gary Jade says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating3.gif
I've lived, loved, lost, and forgotten in this shirt. I've been through three wives, 8 kids, helluva lot of peanut butter, and the shirt has stood the test of time. shit, I lost my left arm in a freak japanese albino waterchestnut hunting accident, and I tied the sleeve and it still fit like a glove. But no matter how much I go through with this born to run shirt, I haven't saved a dime on my car insurance!
Art Vandelay says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
I use black people's hair to loofa my cooter.
50 Cent says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
Yo I got blasted in the face 9 times and the only reason I'm still standin is cause I was rockin the wolf. Holla back ya heard.
cool jesus says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
Wow..just wow.
Wolf Man says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
Thanks to my new wolf shirt I've been able to successfully attract and mate with 3 female wolves!! goodbye fleshlight, hello wolf fetish!
Bill says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating4.gif
I was at the bar tonight, and three grrls asked me where you get such a fine shirt. Let me tell you I banged two in the bathroom, then some dude asked me about it, and well I showed him the call of the wild if you know what I mean! this thing will get you more ass then a toilet seat.
Sam Fisher says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
This shirt makes me invincible as well as invisible. The ultimate addition to any spy's repetoire.
Jack says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I ran up and lit the evil puppet villain on fire. No, I didn't. Just kidding. I just said that to help illustrate one of the human emotions, which is freaking out. Another emotion is greed, as when you kill someone for money, or something like that. Another emotion is generosity, as when you pay someone double what he paid for his stupid puppet.
Tsunami Surivor says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
I only survived the tsunami because of my wolf shirt. Not only did it save my life, I met petra nemcova while I was trapped it and boned her so hard, her pelvis broke. God bless you wolfie, God bless you.
Tomash says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
This seiously is one of the best clothing items I've ever seen. When I walk around chicks in this or any other wolf shirt, they get so wet. They so want me.
Eminem says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
I'm sorry momma, I never owned a wolf shirt. I never meant to make you cry but tonight, I'm lookin for a wolf shirt
Nick Tooch says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
So i was fucking this guy in the ass, when all of the sudden he grabbed my balls and i was like 'What the hell?! I'm not gay!'
Dan Marino says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
I threw for eleventy billion yards and it's all thanks to my wolf shirt that I wore under my dolphins jersey.
Nicolas Tooch says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
I've seen some guys around here with wolf shirts on, and I get a boner every time. IT's so HOT! Now that I have one myself, I can't stop jacking off to myself in the mirror. Sweet jesus, y'all need to get one!
Jet Li says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
gook gook gook
Poor says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
I dont get pick on by black people anymore since I got this shirt. They must think im Gangsta
Jack Ruby says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
Oswald thought he was the best with his horse shirt. I threw on the wolf shirt and ruined his shit hardcore.
Osama Bin Laden says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
I was in the first plane that hit the towers, and I survived without a scratch! I gave my boy saddam a Fresh Wolf Tee but he laughed and said that he was too cool to wear one.... That's why his ass is caught... Not mine bishes!!!
Don Pee says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
god dang-o-dang this shirt is hot
Toochy says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating1.gif
I loved this shirt when I first got it, but people thought it was weird how I wore it everyday, and it eventually started to fade, so that's when I had the exact design tatood onto my body, except I extended it to include a female giving birth to a her pups on my loins and a male eating a sea-lion on my right calf. So I longer need this shirt and I gave it one star
Satan says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
I wasn't wearing my wolf shirt when I fought metal cap Jesus, that's why I was banished into hell. I fought him decades later but, he had the frog suit. I thought I could take him, then I remembered that I forgot to wear my wolf shirt AGAIN. I fucked up.
NickyT says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating1.gif
I loved this shirt when I first got it, but people thought it was weird how I wore it everyday, and it eventually started to fade, so that's when I had the exact design tatood onto my body, except I extended it to include a female giving birth to a her pups on my loins and a male eating a sea-lion on my right calf. So I longer need this shirt and I gave it one star
Steve says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
Make sure you check with your local police before wearing this, BEACAUSE IT'S MAD DANGEROUS TO THE LADIES.
Fidel Castro says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
I forgot to put on my wolf shirt when I was making the speech, that is why I fell.
Jared Fogle says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
I told the world that i lost 245lbs from my subway diet, when really it was the wolf shirt all along! suckers
osama bin laden says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
o yea death to america
Sparkle Angel says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating1.gif
Yeah, my name is Shawnda. I'm going to say that is most appauling piece of shit I have layed my big flabby eyes on. I know of the man named Tomash who posted earlier and I must say I hate his overall look. I would not want to have his vanilla in my chocolate. But I will go on to say that its racist and this site should be taken down because I hate it and I say so because I am black.
turd burgler says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
Before i got this wolf shirt, i was saving up to have some ribs removed so i could suck my own cock. But after i started wearin this bitch out, i almost got my dick sucked 3 times a night by hot sluts. thank you wolf shirt!
Gang Leader says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
This is now the official shirt in my Wolf Gang. Now none of the other gangs want to touch us. Were unstoppable as long as we have these shirts.
Dan from utah says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
This shit can help defend you from both minoritys AND homosexuals.
Ashlee Simpson says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating1.gif
I forgot to wear my Wolf Shirt on SNL. I'm so stupid!
Racer says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
Forget modifying your car just buy this shirt. Seriously who's gonna pass you with a wolf shirt on!!
Wolflover says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
I was wearing my wolf shirt, and this bitch was all like "rARLKEGLEKLAR!!!1!one" and then she just jumped my bones!
woofs4eva says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
I will now place an object on my keyboard and go take a shit.
mf101 says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
I wore this shirt to a VERY important business meeting with 5 MAJOR players in the Kansas social elite. Let me just say this shirt sealed the deal and I am opening 14 dry cleaners in the area. THANK YOU WOLF SHIRT!
WOW! says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
I made a more comprehensive review of this shirt at my site. www.goatse.cx (http://www.goatse.cx)
Rick James says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
I wish i had 4 hands so i could give these wolf shirts 4 thumbs up. Fuck yo' other animal shirts. I'm rick james bitch, wearing a wolf shirt.
DaneMan says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating4.gif
Its not bad. I mean, i'd call myself a middle-class man, but every nigga has his day. Bought this sweater a couple days ago and the first night out, I had beef curtains mouthing my face.
NickyTooch says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
WOLF SHIRTS ARE SO POWERFUl It even made me straight. (briefly)
the_sars says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
omg, everytime i wear this shirt my girlfriend goes, rAERRKLREKLEKGKLER!!!!!!!!!!
Twisata says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
Anyone know a easy way to get pussy juice off my shirt. Thanks
HisXLC says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
Yo , holla at me. I work min wage, hustlin , baggin groceries and shit. But after workin for 9months I finally could afford this wolf shirt, and im gettin mad pussy. This is how the black man can come up and take his rightful place, worth every penny.
NggrNts says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating1.gif
When i got this shirt it was pink
roofles says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
sparkle angel says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating2.gif
I bought this awesome looking wolf shirt, but alas it was much too small to cover my fat ass, So I gave it to my boyfriend HisXLNC to remind him of me because the wolf looks just like me
123467890-2357902468 says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
Homie Touche says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
Chicks wana suck my dick! I take them to my home, they call it the cock-pit.
nitrane says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
loosen up any tight bish with this thing... IDB!
GoLeafsGo says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
This is the second shirt I've ordered due to a large hairy horny woman tearing it off in a wolf inspired sex romp (clearly not consensual)

Animal Luff
05-14-2009, 04:17 PM
^^^lol ahhahaha you're funny

Jutzu-Lo-Killer
05-14-2009, 05:59 PM
french fags invasion!!!!

Longbongcilvaringz
05-14-2009, 06:03 PM
Follow my lead, and in no time, you to could be calling your home "The Cock Pit" as 'Homie Touche' does.

Blackula Spectacula
05-14-2009, 08:08 PM
you love gurus

SG
05-20-2009, 07:55 AM
This works all the time for me!



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Inspectah_Dirk
05-20-2009, 02:28 PM
Change your name to Melvin and start wearing spencers.

Jutzu-Lo-Killer
05-27-2009, 06:50 AM
being raewon we can be mo attractive to woman
!!!!
LOOL

Longbongcilvaringz
05-27-2009, 08:47 AM
Co sign.