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Drunken Monk
05-03-2009, 08:05 PM
people told me its possible
what do u think
i think its for freaks

please be honest

check two
05-03-2009, 08:15 PM
It's true, I learned how to become a master at Kung Fu in a day and a half.

Drunken Monk
05-03-2009, 08:16 PM
It's true, I learned how to become a master at Kung Fu in a day and a half.

nah be sincerous please

check two
05-03-2009, 08:18 PM
I am being serious.

Drunken Monk
05-03-2009, 08:23 PM
im talking bout wing tsun
its possible learn it alone?
whtout a master?

Bobby Budknickers
05-03-2009, 08:27 PM
lol new word

sincerely serious






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Drunken Monk
05-03-2009, 08:33 PM
lol new word

sincerely serious






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??????????????

Compulsion
05-03-2009, 08:44 PM
I don't think you could master it on the same level, but you could probably be ok at it.

M.O.D.
05-03-2009, 09:00 PM
ahhhh u might learn a couple moves , anythings possible with practice

ERN-DAWGY
05-03-2009, 09:03 PM
yeah you could probably learn a couple of moves but then you go outside and get the shit kicked out of you on the streets

Drunken Monk
05-03-2009, 09:08 PM
yeah you could probably learn a couple of moves but then you go outside and get the shit kicked out of you on the streets

best sugestion

Prolifical ENG
05-03-2009, 09:24 PM
If this were true, everyone in Wu-Tang Clan would be black belts. I'm talking about the rap group.

The Hound
05-03-2009, 09:29 PM
I don't see why not. People have educated themselves from scratch just by listening to Wu Tang Forever disc 2.

Drunken Monk
05-03-2009, 09:45 PM
scratch is different than martial arts
to learn martial ats is neccesary a master or going to a gym
but if u watch every day 7 films and practice 3 hours the movements .... waste of time??

ERN-DAWGY
05-03-2009, 09:47 PM
"from scratch" he means from nothing, like starting at basic level

Drunken Monk
05-03-2009, 09:58 PM
"from scratch" he means from nothing, like starting at basic level

okokok
now understanded
LOL

Prolifical ENG
05-03-2009, 10:07 PM
You might be better off listening to some rap music for an hour then practice recording your raps in your room on your PS3...with your pants down to your knees.

EAGLE EYE
05-03-2009, 10:11 PM
try making pancakes from scratch first. Then the kung fu.



Fuckin' crack babies growin' up and shit I tell ya..

Drunken Monk
05-03-2009, 10:11 PM
You might be better off listening to some rap music for an hour then practice recording your raps in your room on your PS3...with your pants down to your knees.

i dont rapp
i aint got ps3
if i got my pants down to my knees probably im preparing to fuck wit a bitch

INF
05-03-2009, 10:34 PM
when I was a child I swore that each flick I seen , I was the master. You know how it is when you a kid , you see a movie and go outside and anywhere from a couople days to a week - you are the movie.


thats child shit though

IrOnMaN
05-03-2009, 10:41 PM
No. You have to learn martial arts hands on. That's the only way you will learn how to practice it. For example, a fat person watching another person lift weights and jog won't help the fat person lose weight. The ONLY way the fat person will lose the weight is if he/she does it. It's the samething with martial arts. You HAVE TO LEARN IT HANDS ON! And trust me, it's worth it.

ALCATRAZ
05-03-2009, 10:44 PM
kung fu is one of those martial arts that puts extra emphasis on philosophy and training of the mind so the obvious answer would be no ... you must have knowledge of the foundation ... gotta crawl b4 u can walk

Guarded By Martyrs
05-03-2009, 11:04 PM
No.
You could only observe what your seeing.
Where as someone who has been under a master can watch & listen to their teachings.
As well as build with their master on what needs work and what doesn't.
How will you know if your doing it right ?

This is key in my opinion, you'll most likely hurt yourself, or get hurt by someone.
There are basics and thats where you start
You can't just watch the basics and recite them, you need to be taught.
You'd just be copying them, not learning it, there's a huge difference.

It's like swimming :
You don't start at the deep end without first being taught how to float.

If you want to learn something it's best to be taught, from there you can build
You need to become a professional before you become a virtuoso.
The guys you'd be copying are just that: virtuosos, light years ahead of a novice...
And while these are the ones you should learn from,
There's a huge difference in just watching them , to them actually teaching you.
They will start you off on Level 1
Where as you'd be watching and attempting a Level of great height
Your not gonna be ready for that level from the start.
Thats just going about it backwards.

"Every Blow Depends On Breath Control: So It Is The First Thing You Must Learn
Fortunatly It's Easy...You'll Soon Learn"

SHRAP
05-04-2009, 01:47 AM
of course u can become a kungfu master from watchin movies. man i used to be a lame wit the chicks til i bought the mack on dvd, now im sellin bitchs pussies like dimes of weed, im rich ho

drippie k
05-04-2009, 02:32 AM
If this were true, everyone in Wu-Tang Clan would be black belts. I'm talking about the rap group.
thank your for clearing that up, i didn't know if you were talking about the rap group or the barbershop quartet wu-tang clan

DJMethods
05-04-2009, 04:47 AM
Your mother learnt her cum face from watching Peter North porno's, faggit.

Kingkazim
05-04-2009, 06:06 AM
i guess so.
But i reckon you could only learn the offensive moves and not the defensive.

BRONZBODY
05-04-2009, 09:09 AM
of course u can become a kungfu master from watchin movies. man i used to be a lame wit the chicks til i bought the mack on dvd, now im sellin bitchs pussies like dimes of weed, im rich howorrd up shrap!!! learned my game from mr. white folks myself.

i fucks with u my nigga!!! u alright withe me son!

BRONZBODY
05-04-2009, 09:10 AM
but on the serious tip....i can say i learned how to do a proper side kick fom watching them old run shaw flicks. well that was before i got fat and shit.......

TAURO
05-04-2009, 11:27 AM
people told me its possible
what do u think
i think its for freaks

please be honest

Only if you're autisitc.

PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT
05-04-2009, 11:49 AM
better off learning mma along with eye gouging - head butting and ball / face stomping

that would be alittle more effective than self taught "movie" kung fu lol

Tage
05-04-2009, 12:04 PM
you people obviously havent seen Bulletproof Monk.

Longbongcilvaringz
05-04-2009, 12:58 PM
i dont rapp
i aint got ps3
if i got my pants down to my knees probably im preparing to fuck wit a bitch

hahaha

DrunkenMasta303
05-04-2009, 03:40 PM
better off learning mma along with eye gouging - head butting and ball / face stomping

that would be alittle more effective than self taught "movie" kung fu lol

^yeah that nAsTY shit is much more effective!
D3K-mrlYG7Y

Drunken Monk
05-04-2009, 03:49 PM
hahaha master is necesary
alone is impossible

camron4589
05-04-2009, 04:46 PM
Yea it is i learned the shaolin finger jab and the 5 point palm exploding heart technique in 3 hours.

Drunken Monk
05-04-2009, 06:00 PM
ninjutsu is mo effective than mma
all martial arts needs a masta

check two
05-04-2009, 06:11 PM
Drunken Monks,
Skype with me and I will teach you how to be a shaloin masta online.

Drunken Monk
05-04-2009, 06:17 PM
Give me ur skype
swine_flu doesnt exist
i will teach u my jutzu skillzzz

Drunken Monk
05-04-2009, 06:18 PM
you people obviously havent seen Bulletproof Monk.

haahhahaha

Sativahhh
05-05-2009, 08:53 AM
the best martial art is ninjutsu, but u need a mastakilla

NIGHT MAYOR
05-05-2009, 09:00 AM
ninjistu R0FL!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah alot of ninja's in the UFC. omg that has to be a joke post.

TAURO
05-05-2009, 09:10 AM
I got a nasty wake up call when I realised real life kung fu wasn't really anything like the old school movie shit.

NIGHT MAYOR
05-05-2009, 09:13 AM
depends what school you train. im trained in a little bit of whing chung, which still uses some of the animals. im pretty sure some monks use the animal styles, no social schools would teach real kung fu - its more of an exercise than a martial art.