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DJMethods
05-04-2009, 04:44 AM
This is actually quite concerning. I think I was exposed to sex at too young of an age and it's effected me mentally. When you're aunties and uncles don't sit your nephew on your lap and make him watch porn with you - They end up like me.

In other news I shaved my head, it's looking Ed Norton circa American History X crossed with Justin Timberlake. AZN's seem to approach me less too which is a good thing.

drippie k
05-04-2009, 05:00 AM
youve posted your cock on here???

Kingkazim
05-04-2009, 06:02 AM
best sig on the corp^^

begongo
05-04-2009, 09:13 AM
post it again

KaramelSundae
05-04-2009, 09:19 AM
post your picture NOW!

DrunkenMasta303
05-04-2009, 10:12 AM
yeah this thread fails without pictures

YungSunny
05-04-2009, 06:12 PM
post your picture NOW!

Don't worry about him. I'll do more than send my dick to you.

DJMethods
05-04-2009, 08:31 PM
Oh yeah sorry bout that Karamel. Had a function in Melbourne.

You'll get it tonight.... Double entendre intended

KaramelSundae
05-04-2009, 09:33 PM
you're all talk

DJMethods
05-05-2009, 12:58 AM
Be honoured by my lateness, cunt.

KaramelSundae
05-05-2009, 12:59 AM
lol easy there kanye

DJMethods
05-05-2009, 01:00 AM
Cunt is a complimentary term, like slut or skank. If I refer to you in any way and you're female you should pretty much take it as a compliment.

KaramelSundae
05-05-2009, 01:08 AM
those don't apply to me.


maybe to your aussie hoodrats but not me honey.

DJMethods
05-05-2009, 01:13 AM
Hey hey my girls not a hood rat, she's more of a stuck up bitch.

KaramelSundae
05-05-2009, 01:14 AM
even worse

DJMethods
05-05-2009, 01:17 AM
Hahaha, she can't help being Jewish.

drippie k
05-05-2009, 05:16 AM
there's jews in australia too?

how do all these people get there??

NIGHT MAYOR
05-05-2009, 05:23 AM
on surf boards