I realised I've posted my cock more times than my face

[DJMethods]

This is actually quite concerning. I think I was exposed to sex at too young of an age and it's effected me mentally. When you're aunties and uncles don't sit your nephew on your lap and make him watch porn with you - They end up like me.

In other news I shaved my head, it's looking Ed Norton circa American History X crossed with Justin Timberlake. AZN's seem to approach me less too which is a good thing.

[drippie k]

youve posted your cock on here???

[Kingkazim]

best sig on the corp^^

[begongo]

post it again

[KaramelSundae]

post your picture NOW!

[RIINØ]

yeah this thread fails without pictures

[YungSunny]

post your picture NOW!

Don't worry about him. I'll do more than send my dick to you.

[DJMethods]

Oh yeah sorry bout that Karamel. Had a function in Melbourne.

You'll get it tonight.... Double entendre intended

[KaramelSundae]

you're all talk

[DJMethods]

Be honoured by my lateness, cunt.

[KaramelSundae]

lol easy there kanye

[DJMethods]

Cunt is a complimentary term, like slut or skank. If I refer to you in any way and you're female you should pretty much take it as a compliment.

[KaramelSundae]

those don't apply to me.


maybe to your aussie hoodrats but not me honey.

[DJMethods]

Hey hey my girls not a hood rat, she's more of a stuck up bitch.

[KaramelSundae]

even worse

[DJMethods]

Hahaha, she can't help being Jewish.

[drippie k]

there's jews in australia too?

how do all these people get there??

[NIGHT MAYOR]

on surf boards