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Ghost In The 'Lac
05-05-2009, 11:40 AM
and youve gotta make like you werent looking at their thong that was jacked up all high up their ass crack above their jeans line.

its like bitches that go out the house with there titties and cleavage all on full view, and then give you dirty looks when they happen to catch your attention. BITCH YOU DONT NEED TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE LIKE THAT. If you dont like men possible catching a glimpse then why the fuck are you dressed like that?

Im talking about accidental looks. They way they force you to look a different place when ever a bitch bends over to pick somethign up or something so you dont look like you were looking at them.

Pull your trousers up bitch, you could park the fucking bismark in that crack.

beautifulrock
05-05-2009, 11:47 AM
Only a faggot would hide the fact he was looking.

Ghost In The 'Lac
05-05-2009, 11:53 AM
surely a faggot wouldnt be looking in the first place?

THE MASON
05-05-2009, 12:01 PM
I dont hide it anymore, theres no point but i do hate that

Its like when chicks where shirts that enhance cleavage and titties, then get mad when you dont take what they are saying serious.

How am i supposed to take you serious with your tits hanging out like that?

And i love when they where the revealing shit but dont get mad cause im not listening to you when you decided to put them out like that

TAURO
05-05-2009, 12:20 PM
I don't hide that shit, in fact I tell them whats what if they give me a dirty look.

beautifulrock
05-05-2009, 12:25 PM
There's no point in hiding it. This isn't the 1950's. The type of girl that would get offended rarely exists anymore. Even if they act offended, at least a small part of them would feel good just to be looked at. TAURO's right, if you get caught your best bet would be to come clean and at least make a move.

The Hound
05-05-2009, 12:28 PM
I dont hide it anymore, theres no point but i do hate that

Its like when chicks where shirts that enhance cleavage and titties, then get mad when you dont take what they are saying serious.

How am i supposed to take you serious with your tits hanging out like that?

And i love when they where the revealing shit but dont get mad cause im not listening to you when you decided to put them out like that

Hahaha yeah, I don't hide it anymore either. Women in Australia aren't quick to spray you with pepper spray, either, so I let it be known. Fuck it. She has 3/4 of her titties hanging out then I have the right to check them out. I saw a great pair on the way to the football the other day and actually had to move to the side a little to see them, she caught and I still stared.

Actually, only time I have ever been abused by a woman was this chick was drunk and had no panties on and was leaning forward sitting down to fix her shoe and one of her titties came out and her pubic hair was visible due to her spreading her legs a little. She just drunkely yelled out "WHY DON'T YOUIIII TAKE A FUCKING PICTURE IT LASTS LONGER!!" Pretty good advice in hindsight. No panties and a fucking short dress and I can see everything for a decent distance whilst walking lol Women are dumb like that.

the scarecrow
05-05-2009, 01:49 PM
if it's visible why not look

SHRAP
05-05-2009, 03:14 PM
what the fuck. girls if a man is standin behind u chances are he is either lookin at your ass or wants to look at your ass, but if u gonna bend over for sure he will look at your ass, its called mammal instinct. do u get mad when u walking thru the park and u see a dog humping another dog?

beautifulrock
05-05-2009, 03:24 PM
do u get mad when u walking thru the park and u see a dog humping another dog?
It makes me feel a little dirty, yes.

Jeru
05-05-2009, 03:33 PM
When they jack their thong up so high, they want you to look, so hey, when they see me looking, I'm not gonna hide it.

YungSunny
05-05-2009, 04:56 PM
I like to give them a little nod to reassure them that I was doing what they thought I was doing.

INF
05-05-2009, 05:04 PM
they know their ass is out in the air. they dont give a fuck. they know.

Tecknowledgist
05-05-2009, 05:17 PM
its only bad when they're not dressed provocatively in any way, but you're still lookin. like its a MILF doing up her kids shoe and you're like DAAAAMN

then she turns around mach 17 and looks right at you like your eyes were burning a hole in her ass.

INF
05-05-2009, 05:18 PM
yeah ^ then its wrong

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
05-05-2009, 07:39 PM
they know their ass is out in the air. they dont give a fuck. they know.

That's word. If you're at the bar, just maintain your, stare, switch it up to eye contact, smile, and not confidently to let them know you're the alpha male on a hip-hop website and then motion for them to come up to you.

Ahhh, to be young again...

BLACK BART SIMPSON
05-05-2009, 07:54 PM
its only bad when they're not dressed provocatively in any way, but you're still lookin. like its a MILF doing up her kids shoe and you're like DAAAAMN

then she turns around mach 17 and looks right at you like your eyes were burning a hole in her ass.

BWAHJAHAHAAAHHA?HAAH?H?AAH?AH?AH?A the fuck lol my laugh for the day

Prolifical ENG
05-05-2009, 08:05 PM
By the time she looks, I had my peek a looong 4 seconds ago. I can pretty much countdown the instantl I get the look back....even one of my boys was around and I was like "3, 2, 1, she looks".

drippie k
05-06-2009, 09:52 AM
i give them a thumbs up if i liked what i saw
they hate it when i do the "so-so" hand motion though

RA EL
05-06-2009, 10:29 AM
Word, I try to take a quick glance and end up staring - often I get positive vibes....they will smile or give me a signal that it's ok to approach. I love when they be rocking tight pants wit the phatty bangin' and tops with the deep cleavage. although, I don't think I would like my girl dressing like that everyday, sometimes it's good to leave things to imagination.

Durag
05-06-2009, 11:28 AM
I like it when school girls bend down to pick up their bag and i can see a thong. You know shes a dirty wee bitch.

Longbongcilvaringz
05-06-2009, 11:54 AM
Yeah, and you're all like "HEY LIKE, WHAT THE FUCK BITCH" and she's like "YEAH, FUCKING DO SOME SHIT ABOUT IT FAGGIT" and then you're like "STOP BENDING OVER AND SHIT".

And she's saying shit like "NAH, BUT I FUCKING HAD TO IN ORDER TO PICK SOME SHIT UP", and you're trying to convey that "BUT IT'S FUCKING DISTRACTING FOR YA BOY WHEN BITCHES WEAR REVEALING SHIT BUT THEN BEND OVER AND SHIT AND EXPECT NOT TO BE RAPED" and she's agreeing with you like "YEAH MAN".

I feel you faggits.

Longbongcilvaringz
05-06-2009, 11:56 AM
Word, I try to take a quick glance and end up staring - often I get positive vibes....

I call bullshit,

This faggit gets worse vibes from chicks than a hippie gets from a microwave at christmas.

Olive Oil Goombah
05-06-2009, 11:56 AM
surely a faggot wouldnt be looking in the first place?

nice retort...


Unless they are complete cunts, they enjoy being looked at as long as you dont creep them the fuck out with some Grinch type rapist grin.

Olive Oil Goombah
05-06-2009, 11:57 AM
Yeah, and you're all like "HEY LIKE, WHAT THE FUCK BITCH" and she's like "YEAH, FUCKING DO SOME SHIT ABOUT IT FAGGIT" and then you're like "STOP BENDING OVER AND SHIT".

And she's saying shit like "NAH, BUT I FUCKING HAD TO IN ORDER TO PICK SOME SHIT UP", and you're trying to convey that "BUT IT'S FUCKING DISTRACTING FOR YA BOY WHEN BITCHES WEAR REVEALING SHIT BUT THEN BEND OVER AND SHIT AND EXPECT NOT TO BE RAPED" and she's agreeing with you like "YEAH MAN".

I feel you faggits.


^frustrated closeted homosexual virgin

Longbongcilvaringz
05-06-2009, 11:58 AM
Word, I try to take a quick glance and end up staring - often I get positive vibes....

I call bullshit.

This faggit gets worse vibes from chicks than a hippie does from a microwave on christmas morning.

He's misinterpreting hell bad vibes as fucking good ones, and getting the wrong idea.

The Hound
05-06-2009, 12:28 PM
LOL

This cunt is on fire.

Also, you gays need to be educated.

HvGqPencrJQ

Longbongcilvaringz
05-06-2009, 12:30 PM
Look at this shit:

http://www.ninjaxgirls.com/home.html

Who would have thought that the internet would eventual cater for such bizarre sexual fantasies.

Tooch calling me sexually frustrated is the aboriginal calling the african a niggerfagghit.

Olive Oil Goombah
05-06-2009, 02:08 PM
What was it that made Pat have such a bad day???

Did Robert find his gay porn stash?

Threaten to tell mom unless Pat does his laundry for life?

Longbongcilvaringz
05-06-2009, 02:12 PM
I don't know.

No weed.

And the realisation that the next 5 days including the weekend will be filled with Economics and Serbian politics is pretty annoying.

Olive Oil Goombah
05-06-2009, 02:15 PM
u don't strike me as a pothead.....serbian politics should be cool, assassination after assassination followed by invasion and genocidal occupation, brief autonomy then repeat.

BRONZBODY
05-06-2009, 02:18 PM
I don't hide that shit, in fact I tell them whats what if they give me a dirty look.pretty much son..i dont care anymore..u dont wat your tits looked at? wear a coat or shut the fuck up.

Longbongcilvaringz
05-06-2009, 02:21 PM
I'm not a 'pothead'.

I just smoke weed every now and then. More so lately because i decided to stop getting drunk, and i tend to smoke instead.

It's annoying realise that i wont be able to smoke again until the weekend after next.

It's not Serbian politics like that.

More about how the Bosnian War effected Europe and a lot of other gay shit to do with The European Union and Treaties and Lisbon and Consensus and shit which i have absolutely no interest in.

RA EL
05-06-2009, 02:24 PM
There's no point in hiding it. This isn't the 1950's. The type of girl that would get offended rarely exists anymore. Even if they act offended, at least a small part of them would feel good just to be looked at. TAURO's right, if you get caught your best bet would be to come clean and at least make a move.

Word, it's best to express yourself. I understand why some women shut dudes down with the quickness though cuz some dudes are vultures...you can't be acting vulgar and disrespecful when shorty don't wanna holla, gotta know when to move on.

narc
05-06-2009, 02:26 PM
Actually, only time I have ever been abused by a woman was this chick was drunk and had no panties on and was leaning forward sitting down to fix her shoe and one of her titties came out and her pubic hair was visible due to her spreading her legs a little. She just drunkely yelled out "WHY DON'T YOUIIII TAKE A FUCKING PICTURE IT LASTS LONGER!!" Pretty good advice in hindsight. No panties and a fucking short dress and I can see everything for a decent distance whilst walking lol Women are dumb like that.

that happened to me once, she shouted "take a picture it fuckin lasts longer u perv"
and I did




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Ghost In The 'Lac
05-06-2009, 02:41 PM
i kno for a fact you faggots dont go round staring at womans cleavage and tell her to shut up if she doesnt like it.

i know this for a fact.

so stop sayin you do.

if you actually want to have sex, you shouldnt be emplying these techniques. NORMAL WOMAN DONT LIKE MEN WHO PERV AT THEM. this is universal law.

your not in the strip joint. its not normal in the real everyday world to go around doing that witout giving a shit. it all depends on the situation, the girl, if you know them, etc.

ALCATRAZ
05-06-2009, 03:02 PM
i think this has probably happened to most guys at one point or another ... one time this happened and i guess she saw me turnin away hella quick when she looked up but she kept starin and when i looked back to see if she had moved on she shot me a big smile and shook her ass as she walked away .... that was nice of her lol

check two
05-06-2009, 04:35 PM
^^ Stop lying, you're shorter than any chick on the block. They pat you on the head cause they feel sorry for you.

JamSix
05-06-2009, 04:46 PM
To the squares that think those little quirks and looks that you give broads at a bar/club are slick, you are saddly mistaken, and the longer they last the more she thinks 'this dude is fucking weird, hes probably practicing his material and planning out what to say to me'.

Believe me, I will be the first to check out a nice ass but what is the point in droolin over a bitch? Thats not gonna get you anythin, try pretending that you actually interact with people in the physical realm and TALK to the girl.

Rame
05-06-2009, 05:01 PM
99% of you are fucking liars, lol.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
05-06-2009, 05:05 PM
Who the fuck cares what some skank at a bar with her shit falling out thinks about your character?

She is wearing that shit to the club, she wants to be noticed. Obviously you can't just sit there gawking like a creepy faggot, but if you get caught, you might as well smile and spit.

The bottom line is that if you are a geeky loser, you weren't going to get any anyway.

But if youre a handsome stud who has a way with words, getting caught looking isn't going to ruin your chances.

Ghost In The 'Lac
05-06-2009, 05:18 PM
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn175/irondan_photos/smampibumps.jpg

Professor Poopsnagle
05-07-2009, 06:34 AM
When I see niggas staring at my whale tail, they always act like they weren't looking. Fucking fags.

YungSunny
05-07-2009, 06:43 AM
I got yelled at by a girl at school today because I was looking at another girl's ass.
She put me on straight up blast. All the girls just crowded around while she was going off. I just stared at her like "Are you done"?
I think she's bipolar cause she was trying to e cool with me the next day.

ALCATRAZ
05-07-2009, 06:46 AM
^^ Stop lying, you're shorter than any chick on the block. They pat you on the head cause they feel sorry for you.
dog i get more pussy than tha hairs on ur head ... im black and i got good hair nigga ... i'll steal yo bitch

check two
05-07-2009, 12:00 PM
So just cause you're black and you got a jerri curl, that means you pick up a lot of broads? lol You know the only types of chicks that you can pick up are the fat ass white ones that are pushing their strollers down the block to pick up the wic check. Similac.

beautifulrock
05-07-2009, 12:07 PM
So just cause you're black and you got a jerri curl, that means you pick up a lot of broads? lol You know the only types of chicks that you can pick up are the fat ass white ones that are pushing their strollers down the block to pick up the wic check. Similac.
Non-ignorant huh?

check two
05-07-2009, 12:12 PM
Yeah, non ignorant to the non ignorant people.

ALCATRAZ
05-07-2009, 01:45 PM
i dont fuck wit white girls doggy they too bland ... she gotta have some color 2 fuck wid da god .... and yes i do get more pussy than the average nigga because of my hair ... u mad cuz bitches love it and you wouldnt kno nothin about that white boy

check two
05-07-2009, 09:04 PM
Chicken and broccoli, you don't even know what color I am.