View Full Version : Conquistador

05-07-2009, 09:25 PM
Just a quick one, incomplete.

paranoid, burning off my tips with the Blic flick,
tugging out my teeth with the empty cashed clip,
I'm gunsick and I'm only getting sicker,
blood brothers, we pour the rifles down with the same quart of liquor,
I figure, there is no point to living anymore,
girlfriend's eyes puffy with mace because she was a filthy whore,
quoth the Raven, I say, I say, never-never-nevermore.

Holding my friend close and I can hear the loudspeaker,
cutting off my hair, glue-gun it to his hairline, he will emulate my feature,
bed my wife, give her everything she need for she is a keeper,

05-07-2009, 11:05 PM
Forever No-Doz trucking,
underwear stuffed from the gloryhole fucking,
I see you lucking, lucking for that next fix
- a big bowl of colorful Trix, you fucking rabbit,
ragging on your ass slowly becomes a habit.
If a wall-eyed girl likes you, fool, you better grab it.
The best sex is from the cross-eyed,
so step on over to their dark side.

05-08-2009, 10:37 AM
u are a conquer

05-08-2009, 02:20 PM
these are some dope drops. you should definitely keep posting and maybe make em a little longer.. keep spitting though, this is some dope shit

05-08-2009, 04:42 PM
Thanks dudes.

Got your girl on my bed and she's steadily weeping,
I'm foaming at the mouth from the coke I've been nosy-Ned reaping,
peeping out of the windows every five looking for the sirens.
Bitch is calling her parents, 'Come, please, I'm scared, this is your baby, Myron'
grip the phone, shatter her jaw with my elbow like Lord Byron.

05-08-2009, 04:46 PM

clutching her neck, I start cryin',
can't believe I hit this girl,
cracked her nose, she's breathing with a nasal twirl,
the hair's sweaty, mopped on the forehead like a lazy swirl

05-08-2009, 06:04 PM
is little

Drunken Monk
05-08-2009, 06:24 PM
is little

i have fun wit my bro sativahhhhhh
we are the 2 deadly venoms

05-08-2009, 06:26 PM
we are a shaolin hasshasainss

05-09-2009, 10:38 AM
oh no, wrong thread. you guys gotta shit up your own thread. That's how it works, g-g-g-g-g-g-get the fuck out.

05-09-2009, 11:17 AM
First 2500, I plan to get a new dookie necklace,
gargling with Clorox so that my shit'll sound reckless,
forever never feckless,
five hostages and it's a Dog Day Afternoon,
we'll discuss this on the beach over breakfest,
severed fingertips, bloody handkerchiefs,
strangled shampooed poodle and a sledgehammer smashed to bits,
no pleading plaintive glances, copper,
just get on the horn and bring the fucking chopper.
I want it filled with blow-up dolls and a mountain of coke,
extra-large slots so all three can simultaneously have a poke,
Don't mope, kids, put your heads up. You're almost out of here,
so keep your chest puffed, don't start to get a fuss.
I'll stab you in the back, drape your intestines around my neck like an albatross.

05-09-2009, 01:50 PM
Piercing my son's ear with the golden bodkhin,
forever and a day he's my one true heir,
never to disappoint, never to disappear,
knowing he'll never shamble home, fill me full of fear,
leave me face-down howling in the toilet, no no, he'd never leave me there.
Like all good fathers who tend their several little weeds,
I put everything I got into my seed.

05-10-2009, 03:33 PM
Liver spots, varicose veins and my spider lines,
got two assistants to lift the wrinkles before my eyes,
I'm older than your moms,
I'm older than your pops,
I lost my limbs to onset diabetes,
but all know I run the block.
A 9-millimeter and apricot jelly rolls,
on the community, the two take such a toll,
everyone's obese,
the easier the targets,
my marksmanship will never cease,
but I'm not the type to boastfully harp it.

Clutching my cobra-skin cane counting the currency,
crippled hands and arthritic fingers in a falcon-grip,
I never let it slip,
the blip, the cancer that is turning my organs in a flip.