View Full Version : official 1-800 suicide thread

05-08-2009, 03:42 PM
yo just in case u were a frustrated emo, and/or looked like skampoe - HOW WOULD U COMMIT SUICIDE?

i think id just climb the highest roof and make like 20 backflips to the ground

no pussy shit like sleeping pills, GROWN MAN SHIT!

also, id make it as sPeCtAcULar as possible so i could make it to WIKIPEDIA and become famous for 2 days

how about u? any dope ideas?

''LOL see you in heaven homie''

05-08-2009, 03:45 PM
with help, like this


Ghost In The 'Lac
05-08-2009, 04:01 PM
with the biggest shrooms overdose known to man, float into the universe......

05-08-2009, 06:39 PM


05-08-2009, 07:00 PM
I wouldn't go to hell alone that's for sure

05-08-2009, 07:51 PM
^damn, u mean on some ALLAH HU AKBAR SHIT??

nah man, thats too rAW!!

05-08-2009, 11:18 PM

05-08-2009, 11:28 PM
Black Flag? You'd kill yourself with Henry Rollins?

I'd mix up Skampoe's and Ghostlaced ideas. I'd take a shit ton of 2-CI and skydive naked. It is the absolute only time you will not be touching anything above the size of a molecule. Plus, you'd be tripping your fucking brains out.

05-08-2009, 11:29 PM
werd, that be dope shit...

05-09-2009, 01:28 AM
Six fucking devils stepped up playing brave God
Had the fucking nerve to try and enter my grave yard
I'm the Ryzarector, be my sacrifice
Commit suicide and I'll bring you back to life
The first was convinced
Stuck a water hose in his mouth at full blast so his head can explode
Second said hmmmm that's good but I can top it
Put an ax up to his head and then he chopped it
Blood shot out in every direction
The rest didn't know what to do, I made suggestions
Put a slug in your mug, overdose on a drug
Wet your hair stick a knife in the plug
Or be like Richard Pryor set your balls on fire
Better yet go hang yourself with a barbed wire
Three and Four fell deep into spell and
Ran to the zoo, locked themselves in a lion's den
Number Five said it ain't worth being alive
Smoked a dust suede, mixed it with cyanide
The only one to escape was number Six
He went home
Sat in the tub and slit his wrists
Yeah, more graves to dig. Goodbye
There's no need to cry...
... cause we all die

05-09-2009, 02:36 AM
I've heard you can go to hell if you commit suicide.

Animal Luff
05-09-2009, 06:33 AM


I'd smash myself with the guitarre afterwards.

05-09-2009, 06:57 AM
death by snoo snoo

05-09-2009, 07:07 AM
Put on ya best clothes , fill the bathtub with water (cold or warm it's up to you to decide, but I've heard hell is hot so maybe you betta take cold water) take place in the bathtub and throw a radio in it while it is playing your favourite track.

05-09-2009, 07:10 AM
Id take every drug known to man, get drunk then take a load of E, acid, shrooms, heroin overdose on them all.

05-09-2009, 07:44 AM
yeah, overdose would be my second option

05-09-2009, 07:55 AM

05-09-2009, 08:20 AM
i always thought it would be fuckin dope if u were in the metro while it was crowded and u would jump down and grab the third rail just as the train is comin, so as u are getting electrocuted to death the train comes and fuckin splatters u in front of hundreds of people :lmao:

but for real fuck that shit, id go out like a soldier. just grab the piece and bust on these fuckin bitches til the pigs come then bust on them hoes too. if im goin to hell i might as well take some of these fake ass friends with me so i wont be lonely while im burnin in a pit of eternal flame

drippie k
05-09-2009, 08:31 AM
i'd go out shooting random people in a mall and wait till a cop decides to shoot me

05-09-2009, 08:33 AM
death by snoo snoo


07-19-2009, 06:48 AM
This thread needs a bump , what bout just slittin' ya wrists? To be honest , I will always prefer to just blast my brains out , if I feel to....

Cee Oh Vee
07-19-2009, 09:04 AM
^ I heard if you shoot yourself in the head, you wont necessarily die straight away. You may just go brain-dead, and who knows how long it would take to die?

That is some horrible shit.

07-19-2009, 10:20 AM
I would go and see if i could get AIDS, cancer and all those other diseased in one day.

07-19-2009, 07:58 PM
death by cop

Blackula Spectacula
07-19-2009, 09:21 PM
overdose . Id wanna die high as shit and happy.

07-20-2009, 01:45 PM
with the biggest shrooms overdose known to man, float into the universe......
it is impossible to die from shrooms or acid...

I would extinguish the flames from my stoves pilots and snif 62 grams of coke. By the time im finished sniffin all that, my refrigitors compressor will switch on lettin of a tiny spark causin it to mix with the gas from the stove making the hugest explosion ever n sure enough i will be there too numb to feel a thing!