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SKAMPOE
05-09-2009, 05:23 PM
So, like, I had this dream last night where I was a soldier in a future rebellion against a totalitarian world government. And we started to have great success, so this oppressive regime engaged in biological warfare to wipe us out, except they accidentally triggered a ZOMBIE HOLOCAUST. That's sort of the backdrop to the actual imagery of the dream, which mostly took place in underground bunkers (our HQ), looking a lot like those scenes of the future in Terminator. Anyway, these zombies, the chaotic third party in the war, infested our bunkers, so we built killer androids and sent them into the tunnels ahead of us. And we followed, shooting whatever they missed. A lot of the illogical, weird, typical dream shit happened at this point, like me talking to three or four decapitated zombie heads (they seemed to retain some intelligence after being infected), until one tried to bite and infect me (a diabolical intelligence, obviously), so I shot them. When we came back out, we found out the evil government had not been so successful in fighting the zombie backlash. Victory is sweet.

narc
05-09-2009, 05:41 PM
totalitarian

omg skampoe used a big word!!!!!

Prince Rai
05-09-2009, 06:03 PM
what drug did you take :P

HANZO
05-09-2009, 06:06 PM
Skamps mind is very complex, im sure if Scientists observe the way his mind functions they can find the cure for cancer, and finally be able to create a rocket engine which can travel at the speed of light.

Olive Oil Goombah
05-09-2009, 06:07 PM
ur too fat to be a soldier. They would reject you.

begongo
05-09-2009, 06:07 PM
skampoe doesn't have the vocabulary nor the grammar needed to write this post

begongo
05-09-2009, 06:09 PM
and it doesn't have homosexual remarks in storytelling

Olive Oil Goombah
05-09-2009, 06:14 PM
yo begongo, next time im in the Netherlands we should tag team a tranny. No gay shit tho, you got me??

begongo
05-09-2009, 06:20 PM
I'm not into that wrestling shit, fag

SKAMPOE
05-09-2009, 06:23 PM
Waaat!! I did write that...

begongo
05-09-2009, 06:25 PM
skampoe I copied your text and checked it with auto correct ! lol it has no errors

Olive Oil Goombah
05-09-2009, 06:33 PM
I'm not into that wrestling shit, fag


i call the asshole, you can take the mouf......we doin it big sun....ur treat

begongo
05-09-2009, 06:45 PM
wow

Olive Oil Goombah
05-09-2009, 06:47 PM
don't look at my penis either......im shy and i'll think your gay if you do...just focus on the tranny's horse-mouf on your translyvanian poker.

begongo
05-09-2009, 06:50 PM
hahahah now we should expect some gay banners popping up, grazie nicky

Olive Oil Goombah
05-09-2009, 06:52 PM
i did it for skampoe.

begongo
05-09-2009, 06:56 PM
helpful as usual

Professor Poopsnagle
05-09-2009, 07:31 PM
Every now and then I have dreams something bad happens to my penis. Yesterday was that time.

I dreamed my cock exploded because I drank too much soda.

begongo
05-09-2009, 07:42 PM
that's very interesting, please tell me more

NIGHT MAYOR
05-09-2009, 07:48 PM
these dreams are from playing halo too much, zombies are the flood.

NIGHT MAYOR
05-09-2009, 07:55 PM
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SKAMPOE
05-09-2009, 08:52 PM
Smh lol