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NIGHT MAYOR
05-10-2009, 12:35 AM
ok lets imagine that we are all apart of the government of wutang-corp.com town, a place were we make the laws and spend the tax dollars.

what would you make legal, illegal etc etc.

first off i would make it so all fast food joints and alcohol shops stay open 24-7 365.

:vroar:

Visionz
05-10-2009, 12:42 AM
you KNow the weed is legal there

NIGHT MAYOR
05-10-2009, 12:46 AM
oh hell yes, infact, its so widely available that everyone needs to have weed in their spice racks, and random inspections of the kitchen is part of the local law enforcements work.

J-Cee
05-10-2009, 01:08 AM
Men must be given sex when wanted..

NIGHT MAYOR
05-10-2009, 01:28 AM
hahaha nice, but you have to have a card with your current STD's on it, so the people with the same STD's could be happy too.

INF
05-10-2009, 01:42 AM
fuck a govt

YungSunny
05-10-2009, 07:14 AM
Black man is god.

8
05-10-2009, 07:28 AM
Prostitution is legal:D

begongo
05-10-2009, 08:28 AM
5%ers are forced to wear kufis and their access to food and basic nutrients is rationalized

Tage
05-10-2009, 08:31 AM
skampoe is forced to dance for our entertainment

SL33
05-10-2009, 09:44 AM
5%ers are forced to wear kufis and their access to food and basic nutrients is rationalized

ahahaah agreed.

KaramelSundae
05-10-2009, 09:57 AM
skampoe is forced to dance for our entertainment

lol that's cute.

TAURO
05-10-2009, 10:40 AM
skampoe is forced to dance for our entertainment

Skamp should be made to do the Truffle Shuffle everytime before he posts

t5whaRkuipU

SKAMPOE
05-10-2009, 11:20 AM
tauros chin should be rezised to accomodate the rest of humanity

Uncle Steezo
05-10-2009, 11:56 AM
You must make the sign of the cross in a raptor stance when saying my name

Uncle Steezo
05-10-2009, 12:00 PM
All fems are property of style holdings LLC and are used solely for incubating my seeds

BLACK BART SIMPSON
05-10-2009, 12:02 PM
tauros chin should be rezised to accomodate the rest of humanity

-dead-

TAURO
05-10-2009, 12:27 PM
tauros chin should be rezised to accomodate the rest of humanity

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JerseyIronman
05-10-2009, 12:46 PM
All prisoners shall be henceforth freed from Attica, sent back to Africa.

KaramelSundae
05-10-2009, 12:54 PM
All fems are property of style holdings LLC and are used solely for incubating my seeds

LOL! cheaaaa right.

NIGHT MAYOR
05-10-2009, 04:01 PM
All fems are property of style holdings LLC and are used solely for incubating my seeds

for you selfish rules, you are now banished from wu-corp town, none of your laws are being recorded, now GTFO.

Uncle Steezo
05-10-2009, 07:32 PM
LOL! cheaaaa right.

i think you mean


"”ooooh yeah... right. I'm so wet. Pm me"

Right?



Fredy you know wucorp luvs dick. I'm basically taking the undesirables here.

Visionz
05-11-2009, 01:11 AM
All Dane post with the purposeful retardation are officially banned (that's right muhoofasa)

NIGHT MAYOR
05-11-2009, 01:48 AM
i think you mean


"”ooooh yeah... right. I'm so wet. Pm me"

Right?



Fredy you know wucorp luvs dick. I'm basically taking the undesirables here.


MOST of wu-corp. your still banished. unless i get my EASY as sig - AZ, Big L, Lupe`

NIGHT MAYOR
05-11-2009, 01:58 AM
new law, any government official gets banished if they make selfish rules as gavin did.

J-Cee
05-11-2009, 04:07 AM
every man is given a car, house and a million dollars once married....pre nups are mandatory.

NIGHT MAYOR
05-11-2009, 04:31 AM
and all womens get flowers and new shoes :D

Drunken Monk
05-11-2009, 06:00 AM
prostitution is legal:d

xd

NIGHT MAYOR
05-11-2009, 06:05 AM
to graduate highschool you must read the entire dictionary. test will involve giving exact to close to meanings for random words.

ShaDynasty
05-06-2012, 06:24 PM
women are required to inform everybody they know of their menstru cycle so they can be planned around while they are locked for 5 days away from humanity until their period is over.

EAGLE EYE
05-06-2012, 06:41 PM
What a dope heartwarming throwback of a thread you guys bumped

I would say this town needs a state of the art agricultural system so we could grow acres of yams. The irrigation lines could draw from a reservoir of soul controller tears and fermi pit sweat.

Bobby Budknickers
05-06-2012, 06:56 PM
here in wu-corp town, all yams will be shaped like ironman's penis
http://i.pbase.com/o6/93/329493/1/78964575.Sht6JltO.BeninDec06072.jpg

EAGLE EYE
05-06-2012, 06:59 PM
and all ironman penis shaped yams will be served on a bed of occupy lice pilaf, washed down with raw milk

Bobby Budknickers
05-06-2012, 09:22 PM
by gum, what this town needs is a monorail
http://www.openprint.eu/images/A1-PFb/56994.jpg
like North Haverbrook, Ogdenville, and Brockway

main_man
05-06-2012, 10:42 PM
the national anthem shall be the "wu tang corp freestyle" as performed by admiral krumple.

charlesjones shall run an internet dating site for men who love black women but cant stand them.

Bobby Budknickers
05-06-2012, 11:29 PM
the national anthem can't even be played on mortal speakers

http://www.smackwatermusic.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/img_1442-wordpress.jpg

that shit is flames

http://m1.mattters.com/youtube/wugY6HNLOCo/large.jpg

CRUMPLESTILSKIN

CEITEDMOFO
05-06-2012, 11:44 PM
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KERZO
05-07-2012, 03:30 AM
^
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FatherSl!me
05-07-2012, 05:22 AM
http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb227/time594/9urccl.gif

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:
Never gets old

Soul Controller
05-07-2012, 06:11 AM
fuck a govt


fuck tax's/cash
we dont need written laws

and we sure as fuck dont need any fast food places ( lol at night mayor loving immor tech, but eating at fast food places!! hahaaaaa)

we just need ethically and morally conscious people, who want to strive at helping one another and building a sick community/town that prospers and thrives

Soul Controller
05-07-2012, 06:14 AM
What a dope heartwarming throwback of a thread you guys bumped

I would say this town needs a state of the art agricultural system so we could grow acres of yams. The irrigation lines could draw from a reservoir of soul controller tears and fermi pit sweat.

would actually prefer that grown out of your menstrul juices..

as they will make it haz extra iron and vitamins..

i dont get this yam shit at all.. west Indians love their yams..

whats that got to do with the price cheese iin wu tang clown town?

Soul Controller
05-07-2012, 06:26 AM
every man is given a car, house and a million dollars once married....pre nups are mandatory.



this is almost technically correct, your birth certificate has ten bonds associated to it(check the birth cert number, and who it is owned by, you can even look into the legalese meanings of the titles used on the birth cert)

each of the bonds issued when you are born is worth 3.5 million each ( each persons, when born has automatically created 35 million into the system)
its long and technical, but only began after the great depression, it came out of merchant law/admiralty law, which as soon as you enter a court..
thats what your under..


your bond name is on trial. not the physical human you..

im actually studying on how to reslease those bonds, while im alive.. instead of the govts/vatican claiming rights over them when i die..

can provide sourced govt/legalese links for this :)

it is also the main reason i do not want to get married/have kids..

i think teh legalese term is sexual enterprise

something ive watched on this recently

from 1 hour on, discusses this well

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winston shrout knows his shit

not sure about wilcocks

ShaDynasty
05-07-2012, 07:24 AM
technically our deity will be RZA, Cilvaringz will be like jesus. GZA is not allowed in.

Soul Controller
05-07-2012, 08:29 AM
mmigration reform? How about education reform first? The Center for the Study of the American Dream at Xavier University reports that just 64 percent of native-born Americans could pass the naturalization test immigrants must take to become a US citizen. Immigrants applying for citizenship pass the simple civic literacy test at a rate of 97.5 percent according the the survey, released last week.

We stopped some people in Times Square last week and asked them some of the the questions. For the answers, watch the video:

1. Who is Susan B. Anthony?
2. Name a U.S. territory.
3. How many justices are on the Supreme Court?
4. How many US senators are there?
5. Who is the current vice president of the US?
6. Who is the chief justice of the Supreme Court?
7. Who is the speaker of the House of Representatives?

How many questions can you answer correctly?

xJFuOF04wss

ShaDynasty
05-07-2012, 08:44 AM
^^^ i think the difference is the immigrants have studied this stuff so they can pass the test.

soul controller can be the president of wu-corp town, hopefully that will stop him bitching about the government fucking him over.

Soul Controller
05-07-2012, 08:54 AM
i wouldnt be mayor..

id expect us all to partake in deciding what we need and what is best for the town

consensus rule

is what we need

THE MASON
05-07-2012, 09:37 AM
this thread got gay

Soul Controller
05-07-2012, 11:52 AM
this thread got gay


Indeed, happiness r0x

RADIOACTIVE MAN
05-07-2012, 12:24 PM
I'd make virgins illegal

EAGLE EYE
05-07-2012, 12:27 PM
^ I'd make crumple your paper boy and spiritual advisor

RADIOACTIVE MAN
05-07-2012, 12:44 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahaha

main_man
05-07-2012, 01:16 PM
the national animal will be "face ripper monkey".

exciting one's "chest nipples" will be mandatory during all sex acts.

bizzy bone shall be in change of purifying all drinking water.