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Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
05-10-2009, 02:16 PM
So, if somebody is looking at youjizz.com yesterday while their girlfriend is at work and they stumble across a "Girl Fucks Horse" video and they click on it that is only natural, right?

I think we can all agree that, of course, you're going to click on it to see what's up.

But what if they get a boner? Now, obviously beastiality is wrong, but it's not like whoever clicked on it is the one who made the girl fuck the horse. And its probably fake anyway, right?

But still, it's some skank getting pounded by a big dick and getting covered in cum, right? The only difference is that it is horse dick and horse cum.

So, it is only natural to get a boner, because it was caused by a girl getting fucked, right?

And either way, whoever clicked the link didn't actually jack off to the movie, although he may have touched his boner gently once or twice. THat's it.

SO what do you think?

My, uh, friend wants to know.

Robert
05-10-2009, 02:19 PM
Ask Skampoe.

KaramelSundae
05-10-2009, 02:27 PM
Robert, your sig is tight



GFX...
Im waiting!!!

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
05-10-2009, 02:29 PM
Robert, your sig is tight



GFX...
Im waiting!!!

THat's what PMs are for, Sweet n Sour. Please focus on the topic at hand.

Olive Oil Goombah
05-10-2009, 02:47 PM
damn man.....i dunno. I think thats nasty, cuz y wouldnt you just look at regular porn.

U obviously dont mind the horse and the whole vileness attached to it.

Those things make me almost puke....i watch just for shock value, but my penis usually shrinks.

KaramelSundae
05-10-2009, 03:10 PM
lets hope so cuz that would be disturbing...


very disturbing.
i'd watch it just to watch it
but probably be so freaked out by it midway
& stop it

you know like that
2girls1cup bullshit....
dont front and say your dick didnt get hard off that
lmao EW!


overall=GROSS and your a fucking heathen if you get boners from it

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
05-10-2009, 03:34 PM
Question for religious folks,

Does a horse-induced boner automatically lead to eternal damnation?

What if you repented(i.e. cried while you masturbated)

YungSunny
05-10-2009, 03:57 PM
lets hope so cuz that would be disturbing...


very disturbing.
i'd watch it just to watch it
but probably be so freaked out by it midway
& stop it

you know like that
2girls1cup bullshit....
dont front and say your dick didnt get hard off that
lmao EW!


overall=GROSS and your a fucking heathen if you get boners from it

Ok so what if you fall upon a dude fucking a girl horse, and he's like a flawless dude?
And your get wet..
We should test this theory.



And in my defense, I had a boner before the horse showed up, an asian girl was fingering herself.

netscape check two
05-10-2009, 04:04 PM
What's worse to look at, though.. a naked fat chick in porn? Or a horse? Maybe a toss up.

Olive Oil Goombah
05-10-2009, 04:08 PM
porn itself is turning me off.

sex is overrated.

whats left???








getting money and watching and attending sports games.

INF
05-10-2009, 04:23 PM
porn itself is turning me off.

sex is overrated.

whats left???








getting money and watching and attending sports games.


whoa there.


there is so much more too life.


on subject though , thats some sick shit. Like when somebody here posted that video (maybe it was somewhere else) and these two mongoloid lookin ppl out in Australia were talking about fucking ponies and letting the ponies fuck them.

idk its funny for haha but beyond that idk. That shit would def not make my erection stay around (if it was there beofre the horses). Dude...alltogether

if you arent watching this shit as novelty then something is kinda messed up about it.its just twisted yo. we aint supposed to fuck animals. we just supposed to fuck Liiike them.



funny beastiality moments in film are - Freddy Got fingerd and Clerks 2




for a boner though (lol @ the word boner) shit is a no-No

Dokuro
05-10-2009, 04:30 PM
im sure will all seen a donkey show befor if you havant then you havent down shit in your life

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
05-10-2009, 04:39 PM
If I see a hot girl getting fucked, it causes me to get a boner.

Im not in it for the dick.

Like if I see a hot bitch getting fucked my a dude, I might get a boner. But that doesn't make me weird or gay.

It isn't the dude that causes the boner. IT IS THE CHICK GETTING FUCKED.

If I just see a dude by himself on the street, I am 100% not getting a boner.

Like if I see a horse by itself, I'm not getting a boner.

BUt if it is a horse fucking a chick...

Dokuro
05-10-2009, 04:41 PM
couldent agree more

Olive Oil Goombah
05-10-2009, 04:42 PM
I dont buy that 100%....altho i can see your point.

Im not saying you like penis, but I am saying you might like the whole situation of dirtiness that involves a girl and a horse.

The fact that this girl is such a whore that she will suck horse dick for money, or possibley pleasure.

That doesnt make it right tho.

Dokuro
05-10-2009, 04:44 PM
thats the point its not suposed to be right its so fucking nasty that you cant look away

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
05-10-2009, 04:47 PM
Ill tell you what else, this hardee's commercial with Padma from Top Chef eating a western bacon thickburger is giving me an erection.

Dokuro
05-10-2009, 04:50 PM
^^ now that bestyalty the whole fucking mood just changed me me facking craking up to walking out of this room

Olive Oil Goombah
05-10-2009, 05:07 PM
yea she's hot....i like to cum on that scar on her arm....is that nasy?

Ghost In The 'Lac
05-10-2009, 05:11 PM
Jews and Horse's dont mix

http://barfblog.foodsafety.ksu.edu/godfather_horse.jpg


































































http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00663/godfather_663994c.jpg

Uncle Steezo
05-10-2009, 06:06 PM
i spent the weekend laying out in the sun for hrs at a time.

Today
i walked past the mirror and saw my winter weight lift chiseled body in a delicious chocolate tone and got hard.

So i jerked off with my own chest sweat while flexing my muscles in the mirror.

i think i have almost peaked in terms of pure sexiness

Olive Oil Goombah
05-10-2009, 06:09 PM
definitely bisexual, but really, bisexuality is where its at these days.

I tried to get begongo to tag team a tranny with me but he acted all like he was grossed out.

SKAMPOE
05-10-2009, 06:12 PM
@ STYLELIONAIREhttp://www.realitytvscoop.com/images/gallery/no-chance.jpg

Olive Oil Goombah
05-10-2009, 06:16 PM
FIrst of all...everyone is lying a bit too much here.


NOBODY in this thread would rather watch a pussy getting eaten over a dick getting sucked.

So don't act like the dick isn't necessary for maximum arousal.

This lesbian shit is played out, and frankly, its boring, unless the chick is a squirter.

Uncle Steezo
05-10-2009, 06:36 PM
Tell em nick.


A couple of fags were checkin me out at the mall. i pretended to scratch the back of my head to show off my guns


One fag fell the fuck out on the spot.


Now that dan has come out the closet i think i will drop Pat and start eFucking him.
i never had jewbooty. i hear its really tight.

netscape check two
05-10-2009, 06:38 PM
I think the North should separate from the South.

INF
05-10-2009, 06:51 PM
tell em nick.


A couple of fags were checkin me out at the mall. I pretended to scratch the back of my head to show off my guns


one fag fell the fuck out on the spot.


Now that dan has come out the closet i think i will drop pat and start efucking him.
I never had jewbooty. I hear its really tight.




ahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!1

narc
05-10-2009, 06:57 PM
(i.e. cried while you masturbated)

http://bioephemera.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/blot4.jpg



what does this look like to you pat?

TheBoarzHeadBoy
05-10-2009, 07:35 PM
Pusseh...?

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
05-10-2009, 07:57 PM
Damn, ya'll faggots want to take something pure, natural, and beautiful like a horse fucking a chick and make it all gay.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
05-10-2009, 07:59 PM
And Gavin, you're a 97-pound fashion designer, don't act like you would be the top in our hypothetical homosexual relationship.

You'd be in the kitchen fixing my eggs while I watched the NBA playoffs on TNT cleaning glitter off my dick.

no homo?

Olive Oil Goombah
05-10-2009, 08:00 PM
in a movie like that its all about the horsecock and the massive moneyshot that follows.

lets get serious here kleinfeld

Ghost In The 'Lac
05-10-2009, 08:24 PM
I used to love nba on TNT when it used to have Hubie Brown as an announcer.

Does he ever still commentate on games now? I dont get too watch much nba these days.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
05-10-2009, 08:26 PM
He still broadcasts for ABC/ESPN now

Olive Oil Goombah
05-10-2009, 08:32 PM
Hubie is the fuckin man...he just did the Cavs/Hawks game.

Ghost In The 'Lac
05-10-2009, 08:33 PM
oh. hubie was such a better commentator than these new idiots like Barkley, Hubie actually broke it down clearly and knowledgably.(sp) he would never just be like "yeah that was a bad play" or "what a astounding shot that was", he would actually drop jewelz on what was going down out there.

yeah.

netscape check two
05-10-2009, 08:33 PM
Is Bill Walton going to be coming back next season? I remember he was having some health issues.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
05-10-2009, 08:36 PM
I like the TNT crew, but they've kind of turned into a comedy team more than anything else.

Barkley used to drop jewels, but it seems like he quit doing his homework.

I liked C-Web, Gary Peyton and Ahmad Rashad as a studio team on NBA TV

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
05-10-2009, 08:40 PM
Would you all rather watch a video of 2 gays butt-fucking each other, or a horse fucking a chick?

I'll take the horse and chick all day.

Ghost In The 'Lac
05-10-2009, 08:41 PM
Sports stations are always looking to "entertain" more these days to compete with each other. Like the news stations, Fox News is obviously the most entertaining News channel but doesnt have the best quality news.

I think this is why these wicked old schoolers like Hubie Brown are being squeezed out now, less detail, more attention grabbing in game slogans.

Olive Oil Goombah
05-10-2009, 08:54 PM
Would you all rather watch a video of 2 gays butt-fucking each other, or a horse fucking a chick?

I'll take the horse and chick all day.

horse and chick. Both are quite gross.
Someone once sent me a shemale getting fucked by dude on my phone where you didnt kno it was a shemale at first, and i made the mistake of saying, daayum nice fuckin ass....

So can i really say that was gross if i didnt think it was initially???




On the NBA side of things, I really don't like any of the TNT guys. Barkley just hates on everyone now and that gets annoying.

Kenny Smith thinks cuz he won a ring and played with Hakeem, that he knows everything too.

Neither really break it down.

I like Magic better than both of those guys cuz he actually talks seriously about the games that are going on.

Can't stand Jon Barry, can't stand Reggie Miller.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
05-10-2009, 08:56 PM
I don't like Jon Barry, but I like EJ.

Ghost In The 'Lac
05-10-2009, 08:57 PM
and gavin, you're a 97-pound fashion designer, don't act like you would be the top in our hypothetical homosexual relationship.

You'd be in the kitchen fixing my eggs while i watched the nba playoffs on tnt cleaning glitter off my dick.

No homo?

ahhahahhhahahah!!!!

SKAMPOE
05-10-2009, 10:12 PM
Tell em nick.


A couple of fags were checkin me out at the mall. i pretended to scratch the back of my head to show off my guns


One fag fell the fuck out on the spot.


Now that dan has come out the closet i think i will drop Pat and start eFucking him.
i never had jewbooty. i hear its really tight.
LMAO @ U TEASIN FAGGIT DICKS IN THE MALL

http://www.planetpinkngreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/pa182632.jpg
LOOK AT HIM^

Uncle Steezo
05-10-2009, 11:16 PM
Dan I'm over 200 lbs with a cock that weighs more than your semetic nose.

i swear you got me all wrong. You fantasize about a guy that doesn't exist

Plus you know Jews love the punishment.
Baby boy I'll have your asshole soundin like an empty coke bottle

EAGLE EYE
05-10-2009, 11:24 PM
Dan I'm over 200 lbs with a cock that weighs more than your semetic nose.

i swear you got me all wrong. You fantasize about a guy that doesn't exist

Plus you know Jews love the punishment.
Baby boy I'll have your asshole soundin like an empty coke bottle


there is no possible way you weigh over 200 lbs. Unless you have been swallowing condoms filled with glitter.

Uncle Steezo
05-10-2009, 11:35 PM
i been workin out instead of making sigs for immigrants and discussing dicks with teens .

You think i changed my name for nothin?

i don't even fux with the glitter no more I'm too sexy for that shit

I'm all about body oils and lip gloss

EAGLE EYE
05-10-2009, 11:45 PM
hahahahahahha

INF
05-10-2009, 11:46 PM
yeah that was good.I lol'd

Uncle Steezo
05-11-2009, 01:41 AM
Its only 20 lbs
But in all the right places

My legs still look like i got polio but from the balls up I'm 1992 Jordan

Visionz
05-11-2009, 01:55 AM
Would you all rather watch a video of 2 gays butt-fucking each other, or a horse fucking a chick?

I'll take the horse and chick all day.
you say that as if those were the only two options out there when you clicked on the horse porn :?

its fuckin sick at the end of the day, you should stop trying to rationalize it.

Ghost In The 'Lac
05-11-2009, 07:18 AM
i been workin out instead of making sigs for immigrants and discussing dicks with teens .

You think i changed my name for nothin?

i don't even fux with the glitter no more I'm too sexy for that shit

I'm all about body oils and lip gloss


This man is hurtling towards a mid life crisis at alarming speed.

Uncle Steezo
05-11-2009, 01:37 PM
This man is hurtling towards a mid life crisis at alarming speed.
Stealing corny igbo material is ban worthy in 09.

Post your chest faggot.

i bet Lacey's chest looks like snow crab belly.

Senator C. Palantine
05-11-2009, 01:38 PM
You ruined real-life relationships for this???

A name change???

For real???

Ghost In The 'Lac
05-11-2009, 01:41 PM
Post your chest faggot.

.

haha

Olive Oil Goombah
05-11-2009, 01:53 PM
Stealing corny igbo material is ban worthy in 09.

Post your chest faggot.

i bet Lacey's chest looks like snow crab belly.

word....TSA left his mark on most of these teens in here.


Every attempted insult ever thrown at me has already been used by TSA.

Ghost In The 'Lac
05-11-2009, 01:56 PM
^too involved.

Senator C. Palantine
05-11-2009, 01:57 PM
word....TSA left his mark on most of these teens in here.


Every attempted insult ever thrown at me has already been used by TSA.

You're not worth fresh insults, faggit.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
05-11-2009, 05:31 PM
Dan I'm over 200 lbs


i been workin out


Ahahahahah at this fragile-ass Hungry-Somalian-Physique Sweetbooty ho picking up 2-pound dumbbells and prancing around the streets of suburban Atlanta in a possom-fur jogging suit talking about he's working out.

Ho, i'll throw a gavin on each side of the olympic bar and bench that shit.

That is why I am butch and you are femme.