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Art Vandelay
05-14-2009, 09:33 AM
Toilet snake attack: urban legend comes true?


Mon May 11, 4:56 pm ET
TAIPEI (Reuters) A Taiwanese man became a sitting target for a snake, which bit his penis as sat on the toilet at his rural home, local media reported on Monday.
"As soon as he sat down, he suddenly felt a knife-like pain and reacted instinctively by standing up," the China Times said. "When he looked down, he saw the big snake."
The 51-year-old man, from Nantou County, was under medical care with minor injuries, a director at Puli Christian Hospital said.
"As soon as he has passed the risk of infection, he can go," the director, who declined to be named, said. "A snake's mouth isn't always clean."
Local television images showed the black and yellow reptile, reportedly a species of rat snake, being uncoiled and plucked slowly from the toilet bowl.
Snakes regularly enter rural homes in Taiwan and other sub-tropical regions of Asia.
(Reporting by Ralph Jennings; Editing by Nick Macfie and Miral Fahmy)

Tage
05-14-2009, 09:37 AM
snakes have got lost in flat complex' plumbing systems before... if i take a shit when high, i always think "what if a snake popped its head out now"?

well i would be in the right place to shit myself. :thumbup:

INF
05-14-2009, 09:57 AM
I fuckin hate snakes

Durag
05-14-2009, 10:07 AM
If only he was a few seconds quicker he would have shat on the snakes head and probably killed it.

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff29/Pimplegionrecords/Stains1.jpg

Come Honor Face
05-14-2009, 10:14 AM
If only he was a few seconds quicker he would have shat on the snakes head and probably killed it.

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff29/Pimplegionrecords/Stains1.jpg

LMAO! That ol deadly shit!

Reiko
05-14-2009, 11:37 AM
I fuckin hate snakes

same here, that shit had to be painfull...

IrOnMaN
05-14-2009, 11:45 AM
Ouch!

diggy
05-14-2009, 03:47 PM
I have a slight fear before sitting on the toilet. I have to look in the bowl to make sure there is nothing inside.

I heard before, that a snake crawled out of someones toilet bowl before cuz some idiot decided to flush his pet snake down the toilet cuz he did not want it anymore. It ended up in someone elses apartment toilet.

snapple
05-14-2009, 04:34 PM
disturbing....i'll never look at toilets the same....


"When he looked down, he saw the big snake."


i laffed

NIKLZ
05-14-2009, 07:30 PM
7

TheBoarzHeadBoy
05-14-2009, 08:20 PM
Not in Taiwan he didn't

ZigZag
05-14-2009, 09:47 PM
^^^^^aagagagagagagagagagagagagagaggagagagagagagaga hahahahahaha

Art Vandelay
05-14-2009, 11:35 PM
ZigZag???? you still alive?

002
05-15-2009, 04:51 AM
ahhhhhhhh, I haven't checked wucorp in 2 or 3 months...

today's visit was worthed.

oDoUoSoKo
05-15-2009, 12:13 PM
i hold my dick whilst duece delivering.

DeeBlock
05-15-2009, 07:03 PM
I let my dickhead marinate in the toilet water.

oDoUoSoKo
05-15-2009, 11:55 PM
i only dip, when i need to piss.

diggy
05-16-2009, 12:30 AM
I dip once, pull it up, dip a second time and marinate.