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noel411
05-14-2009, 11:27 PM
Just wondering.

battle?
05-14-2009, 11:31 PM
hawaii is dope

JerseyIronman
05-14-2009, 11:33 PM
EVERYTHING..



http://www.ugo.com/tv/shows-to-watch-in-2008/images/stephen-colbert.jpg

EAGLE EYE
05-14-2009, 11:34 PM
strip malls
World Star Hip Hop comments
shamwow
Obama's commemorative plates
Twitter
budweiser
ihop
ipod
spankwire
vegas
eagles
eagles having sex
skampoe
wal-mart
skampoe-in-walmarts
christmas shopping



guns.


every kind of gun.

netscape check two
05-14-2009, 11:39 PM
fat broads

Visionz
05-14-2009, 11:41 PM
tex-mex
bars with massive selections of beers on tap
football
bbq
the women
the grand canyon
rock and roll
hip hop
the skylines
the highways
the hamburgers
chili
the diversity
etc

EAGLE EYE
05-14-2009, 11:45 PM
diesel trucks
water parks
carnivals
cheetos
twinkies
slinkies
legos
eggos
U-God
UFC
KFC
MTV
MTV2
Brooklyn Zu
Mountain Dew

JerseyIronman
05-15-2009, 12:30 AM
opportunity for pursuit of happiness

large diverse country with widely differing landscapes

big macs

Dokuro
05-15-2009, 12:33 AM
ahhhh i gota say thats its not yours

TSA
05-15-2009, 12:37 AM
America is the raw 80's b-movie action hero

http://s.bebo.com/app-image/7927071260/5411656627/PROFILE/i.quizzaz.com/img/q/u/08/04/28/25438824-Norris.jpg


I, and other americans geniuenly believe our country is noble...the 'good guy' in a cold lonely world filled with terror, loose nukes, arabs, narco-states, dictators, warfare, carnage, slavary, other religions, and villians. The only catch is America also see the world as a rugged 80s B action movie.


when america first joins the force, America is in the shower, with a cigarette, STILL lite.

and as the drops of water bounce of his herculian fehseek, hair gentles wrestling vapor in a hot long shower, the rest of the police force is left taking sponge baths cause America is hogging the only flosset.


selfish?

well consider the fact that America has been on the force for 120 years. Sure it hasn't been a stainless record, but as America's police chief calls him in to yell at him with to all so familiar cry "DAMN IT AMERICA, YOU'RE COSTING THE FORCE AN ARM AND A GOD DAMN LEG!", America wipes the remaining blood and flesh residue off his cut sleeve jean jacket from this afternoons routine traffic stop, drags his cigeratte in a non smoking building, and says with a brisk, unforgiving squint and head turned to the side as if his passion for justice is so righteous it shames him,

"....Im only doing my job..."



Then the police chief, the UN, continues his coffee fueled sermon, while America blankets it in a cascade of memories of his dead partner....Johnny...divorced wife....Sharron.....and son who was killed by international heroine dealers oddly named....the Twin Towers.



After America leaves the office the chief goes

"I don't know what to do about that America..."

then a random character goes "America's a good cop sarge!"


and it's true.

http://philzine.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/rambo2.jpg
though America has blown up 1/3 of downtown,


http://ledrapeaunoir.free.fr/Rambo-Teil-II.jpg
takes peoples cars in pursuit of the bad guys, blows them up, and takes another car, constantly smashes through everyones store windows,





http://www.brasscheck.com/videos/911/pentagon-aerial.jpg
causes massive 18 car accidents where the cars, for some bizarre reason blow up as if they were full of TNT, heals his wonder by putting gun powder on them and lighting a match dispite what the doctor says,


http://members.tripod.com/beyondthereef__1/images/karate/GGGfight.jpg

walks into rooms after a hard days work randomly grabs women, makes out with them, then throws them to the ground with their hair in a mess like the peel of a freshly squeeze orange,
http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Condemned/the_condemned_movie_image_stone_cold_steve_austin_ and_vinnie_jones.jpg

kills WAY more ppl then he saves, and for some reason is the only police offer on the force with grenades and a rocket launcher
http://wisdomtree.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/rambo4-photo-01.jpg

you can bet your soft european ass then when the bad guy goes running down the street, then America is right behind them with mullet swinging steel toed sprint fueled by cheap beers and vengence,

every fucking little kid that sees america run by is gonna say

"YAY! GET EM! GET EM!" swinging there chinese made America action figure in their air in a frenzy no behavioral medication can contain.



do we have the best health care? no
are the best educated? no
are we educated? no
are we the richest? no
are we the causing more good then harm? hell no




but there's one thing i'll always be able to say about my country.


America's a good cop sarge........America's a good cop....

EAGLE EYE
05-15-2009, 12:47 AM
"YAY! GET EM! GET EM!" swinging there chinese made America action figure in their air in a frenzy no behavioral medication can contain.


hahahhahahahahahahaahhahhaah

netscape check two
05-15-2009, 12:54 AM
http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/imgad?id=CIGN9oCAxbGoywEQ2AUYTzIIYJTw7YyL4Mk

Dokuro
05-15-2009, 01:06 AM
America is the raw 80's b-movie action hero

http://s.bebo.com/app-image/7927071260/5411656627/PROFILE/i.quizzaz.com/img/q/u/08/04/28/25438824-Norris.jpg


I, and other americans geniuenly believe our country is noble...the 'good guy' in a cold lonely world filled with terror, loose nukes, arabs, narco-states, dictators, warfare, carnage, slavary, other religions, and villians. The only catch is America also see the world as a rugged 80s B action movie.


when america first joins the force, America is in the shower, with a cigarette, STILL lite.

and as the drops of water bounce of his herculian fehseek, hair gentles wrestling vapor in a hot long shower, the rest of the police force is left taking sponge baths cause America is hogging the only flosset.


selfish?

well consider the fact that America has been on the force for 120 years. Sure it hasn't been a stainless record, but as America's police chief calls him in to yell at him with to all so familiar cry "DAMN IT AMERICA, YOU'RE COSTING THE FORCE AN ARM AND A GOD DAMN LEG!", America wipes the remaining blood and flesh residue off his cut sleeve jean jacket from this afternoons routine traffic stop, drags his cigeratte in a non smoking building, and says with a brisk, unforgiving squint and head turned to the side as if his passion for justice is so righteous it shames him,

"....Im only doing my job..."



Then the police chief, the UN, continues his coffee fueled sermon, while America blankets it in a cascade of memories of his dead partner....Johnny...divorced wife....Sharron.....and son who was killed by international heroine dealers oddly named....the Twin Towers.



After America leaves the office the chief goes

"I don't know what to do about that America..."

then a random character goes "America's a good cop sarge!"


and it's true.

http://philzine.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/rambo2.jpg
though America has blown up 1/3 of downtown,


http://ledrapeaunoir.free.fr/Rambo-Teil-II.jpg
takes peoples cars in pursuit of the bad guys, blows them up, and takes another car, constantly smashes through everyones store windows,





http://www.brasscheck.com/videos/911/pentagon-aerial.jpg
causes massive 18 car accidents where the cars, for some bizarre reason blow up as if they were full of TNT, heals his wonder by putting gun powder on them and lighting a match dispite what the doctor says,


http://members.tripod.com/beyondthereef__1/images/karate/GGGfight.jpg

walks into rooms after a hard days work randomly grabs women, makes out with them, then throws them to the ground with their hair in a mess like the peel of a freshly squeeze orange,
http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Condemned/the_condemned_movie_image_stone_cold_steve_austin_ and_vinnie_jones.jpg

kills WAY more ppl then he saves, and for some reason is the only police offer on the force with grenades and a rocket launcher
http://wisdomtree.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/rambo4-photo-01.jpg

you can bet your soft european ass then when the bad guy goes running down the street, then America is right behind them with mullet swinging steel toed sprint fueled by cheap beers and vengence,

every fucking little kid that sees america run by is gonna say

"YAY! GET EM! GET EM!" swinging there chinese made America action figure in their air in a frenzy no behavioral medication can contain.



do we have the best health care? no
are the best educated? no
are we educated? no
are we the richest? no
are we the causing more good then harm? hell no




but there's one thing i'll always be able to say about my country.


America's a good cop sarge........America's a good cop....
i just love the fact that im not in euope canida or astrelia


and dont go in about ohh hes never been out side of america that he dosent know whats it like in our cunty well ive been to Britania gota say is fucking anoying iv been to japan and on top of there being way to many poeple i got sick of every one saying are you a rapper like 2-pac 50 cent wu-tang no you dumb fuck look at me im fucking waring tight cloths my pants arnt baggy i dont walk with a limp and im fucking shoping for j-punk ................. oh laos is nice though it was a great honymoon

TSA
05-15-2009, 01:13 AM
wait? you're from an english speaking country?

NIKLZ
05-15-2009, 01:41 AM
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netscape check two
05-15-2009, 01:45 AM
Being an ESTABLISHED man:

http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/imgad?id=CNn1sayIidCMShDYBRhPMghv7I5HPj-RYA

Olive Oil Goombah
05-15-2009, 07:39 AM
Cars and the fact that we all own one except for the blacks you see riding the bus and Manhattanites.

College football

Major League Baseball and Opening Day

Lebron James

Varieties of beautiful women.

More space, much more space.

More lanes on the highway.

Cheeseburgers.

Endless TV stations.

Movies.

The fact that I could go to the desert, the swamp, the forest, the Plains, the Ocean, the Lakes, the Mountains without needing a passport.

The fact that aside from freakish occurences, I will probably never see a war.

The fact that if someone did try to invade us, we have so many guns that our civilians would be better armed than your armies.

More later

snapple
05-15-2009, 09:13 AM
our country itself is beautiful....

i love everything about living here...

we have it good...we are up on everything...

Compulsion
05-15-2009, 09:29 AM
That I live here... hah

JerseyIronman
05-15-2009, 10:33 AM
America is the raw 80's b-movie action hero

http://s.bebo.com/app-image/7927071260/5411656627/PROFILE/i.quizzaz.com/img/q/u/08/04/28/25438824-Norris.jpg


I, and other americans geniuenly believe our country is noble...the 'good guy' in a cold lonely world filled with terror, loose nukes, arabs, narco-states, dictators, warfare, carnage, slavary, other religions, and villians. The only catch is America also see the world as a rugged 80s B action movie.


when america first joins the force, America is in the shower, with a cigarette, STILL lite.

and as the drops of water bounce of his herculian fehseek, hair gentles wrestling vapor in a hot long shower, the rest of the police force is left taking sponge baths cause America is hogging the only flosset.


selfish?

well consider the fact that America has been on the force for 120 years. Sure it hasn't been a stainless record, but as America's police chief calls him in to yell at him with to all so familiar cry "DAMN IT AMERICA, YOU'RE COSTING THE FORCE AN ARM AND A GOD DAMN LEG!", America wipes the remaining blood and flesh residue off his cut sleeve jean jacket from this afternoons routine traffic stop, drags his cigeratte in a non smoking building, and says with a brisk, unforgiving squint and head turned to the side as if his passion for justice is so righteous it shames him,

"....Im only doing my job..."



Then the police chief, the UN, continues his coffee fueled sermon, while America blankets it in a cascade of memories of his dead partner....Johnny...divorced wife....Sharron.....and son who was killed by international heroine dealers oddly named....the Twin Towers.



After America leaves the office the chief goes

"I don't know what to do about that America..."

then a random character goes "America's a good cop sarge!"


and it's true.

http://philzine.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/rambo2.jpg
though America has blown up 1/3 of downtown,


http://ledrapeaunoir.free.fr/Rambo-Teil-II.jpg
takes peoples cars in pursuit of the bad guys, blows them up, and takes another car, constantly smashes through everyones store windows,





http://www.brasscheck.com/videos/911/pentagon-aerial.jpg
causes massive 18 car accidents where the cars, for some bizarre reason blow up as if they were full of TNT, heals his wonder by putting gun powder on them and lighting a match dispite what the doctor says,


http://members.tripod.com/beyondthereef__1/images/karate/GGGfight.jpg

walks into rooms after a hard days work randomly grabs women, makes out with them, then throws them to the ground with their hair in a mess like the peel of a freshly squeeze orange,
http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Condemned/the_condemned_movie_image_stone_cold_steve_austin_ and_vinnie_jones.jpg

kills WAY more ppl then he saves, and for some reason is the only police offer on the force with grenades and a rocket launcher
http://wisdomtree.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/rambo4-photo-01.jpg

you can bet your soft european ass then when the bad guy goes running down the street, then America is right behind them with mullet swinging steel toed sprint fueled by cheap beers and vengence,

every fucking little kid that sees america run by is gonna say

"YAY! GET EM! GET EM!" swinging there chinese made America action figure in their air in a frenzy no behavioral medication can contain.



do we have the best health care? no
are the best educated? no
are we educated? no
are we the richest? no
are we the causing more good then harm? hell no




but there's one thing i'll always be able to say about my country.


America's a good cop sarge........America's a good cop....

lol

did you write this all just now?

Don Universo
05-15-2009, 12:55 PM
white bitches