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diggy
05-20-2009, 10:05 PM
A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her dream guy so much that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him.

A few days later she killed her sister.


Question: What is her motive for killing her sister?



:lmao:

SKAMPOE
05-20-2009, 10:07 PM
waaaat? yo man u did theis same question thread wit the same question a whiiiile ago lol

diggy
05-20-2009, 10:11 PM
I don't think I've done this one.

Try it out and see if you get it right!


;$

EAGLE EYE
05-20-2009, 10:13 PM
her sister had a tighter vagina.


her sister's middle name was diggy

NIKLZ
05-20-2009, 11:54 PM

diggy
05-20-2009, 11:56 PM
No.

Art Vandelay
05-21-2009, 12:05 AM
it was her dad. she had an abortion??

hey i think i got this right

NIKLZ
05-21-2009, 12:09 AM

SKAMPOE
05-21-2009, 12:10 AM
http://i514.photobucket.com/albums/t349/photodiggy/TSAASMRDRESSUP-1.jpg?t=1242879649

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Longbongcilvaringz
05-21-2009, 12:12 AM
I am honestly not just saying this because it's diggy, but these 'questions' are so puerile.

Why not just ask 'What Am I Thinking?" instead.

And an idiot i know asked me this question, so i know the answer.

SKAMPOE
05-21-2009, 12:13 AM
liar, then wat is it u stupid retard

drippie k
05-21-2009, 12:16 AM
because the man WAS her sister??

a tranny? and the chick was like an evangelical christian that homeschools her children on how jesus hates fags, hippies and science?

SKANK HILL
05-21-2009, 12:17 AM
She killed to meet him at the sister's funeral.

Shit is fucking old. What is your next one, which way is the steam blowing on an electrical train travelin west?

Art Vandelay
05-21-2009, 12:17 AM
nah she fucked her dad. she got pregnant and had an abortion.

EAGLE EYE
05-21-2009, 12:17 AM
check duh Twitter dunn!





sick burn!

diggy
05-21-2009, 12:19 AM
it was her dad. she had an abortion??

hey i think i got this right

Sorry, No.


She found out her sister killed her mom?

Wrong again.


I am honestly not just saying this because it's diggy, but these 'questions' are so puerile.

Why not just ask 'What Am I Thinking?" instead.

And an idiot i know asked me this question, so i know the answer.




http://i514.photobucket.com/albums/t349/photodiggy/IkeepPatBatemanawake-1.gif?t=1242883120



because the man WAS her sister??

a tranny? and the chick was like an evangelical christian that homeschools her children on how jesus hates fags, hippies and science?


Wrong, again.

diggy
05-21-2009, 12:20 AM
nah she fucked her dad. she got pregnant and had an abortion.

Nope.

Art Vandelay
05-21-2009, 12:27 AM
why is tsa wearing 2 different colored flip flops in that picture?

diggy
05-21-2009, 12:30 AM
That is what gays do.

SKAMPOE
05-21-2009, 12:30 AM
check duh Twitter dunn!





sick burn!
u are such a fag , yes i twittered it..

Art Vandelay
05-21-2009, 12:33 AM
u are such a fag , yes i twittered it..


haha, i remember a couple months ago when skampoe threatened tsa's life saying that he is from the streets and if you insult him over the internet he will take it the same way as if you insult him on the streets because he doesn't understand this internet shit. he is a street thug.

now this giant fagola is twittering...hahahaha what a homo

Longbongcilvaringz
05-21-2009, 12:33 AM
She killed to meet him at the sister's funeral.

Shit is fucking old. What is your next one, which way is the steam blowing on an electrical train travelin west?

Correct.

It's not blowing.

diggy
05-21-2009, 12:35 AM
http://i514.photobucket.com/albums/t349/photodiggy/IkeepPatBatemanawake-1.gif?t=1242883120

SKAMPOE
05-21-2009, 12:36 AM
haha, i remember a couple months ago when skampoe threatened tsa's life saying that he is from the streets and if you insult him over the internet he will take it the same way as if you insult him on the streets because he doesn't understand this internet shit. he is a street thug.

now this giant fagola is twittering...hahahaha what a homo
i didnt threatened his life...it was gavin i threatened lol and i only know about twitter cuz of graveyard shifter n robbby!

Art Vandelay
05-21-2009, 12:37 AM
nah, i swear it was tsa because he said your new song sucked or something.

SKANK HILL
05-21-2009, 12:40 AM
The irony of obsessing about somebody obsessing about you is too much to hadle for a rainy, Thursday afternoon.

Art Vandelay
05-21-2009, 12:41 AM
Three men are being held prisoner. Let's call them TSA, Skampoe and Pat Bateman. One day, a guard walks into their cell carrying five hats. Three of the hats are red, and two of the hats are white. The guard puts one hat on each prisoner's head. They cannot see their own hat, or the two hats the guard has left.

The guard says, "If any one of you can tell me what color hat you have on your head, you can all go free."
Pat Bateman looks at the other two and says, "I don't know."
Skampoe looks at the other two and says, "I don't know."
TSA, who is blind from masturbating too much, tells the guard what color hat he has on his head, and explains how he knows. What color hat did TSA have on his head, and how did he know?

Longbongcilvaringz
05-21-2009, 12:47 AM
White.

He knew because he's a old wise blind black man.

diggy
05-21-2009, 12:53 AM
He had the white hat.

He new cuz he was innocent (he was blind and could not have commited the crime).

SKANK HILL
05-21-2009, 12:54 AM
Shouldn't SKAMPOE have been the punch line, then?

Longbongcilvaringz
05-21-2009, 01:11 AM
Why not just ask Art what he's thinking...

TSA
05-21-2009, 01:15 AM
why is tsa wearing 2 different colored flip flops in that picture?
couldn't find my other blue joint.


im listening to staten we got hard.


you know, the streets...

Inspectah_Dirk
05-21-2009, 07:03 AM
She wanted to see if that guy would show up to that funeral. (I haven't read any other posts yet...so am i right?)

Art Vandelay
05-21-2009, 08:25 AM
blind TSA was wearing a red hat...

pat bateman didn't know. he would have known had both tsa and skamp were wearing white hats. this would have automatically meant that bateman he had a red hat. so now because pat bateman doesn't know, this leaves 3 scenarios...

TSA red, Skamp white
TSA white, Skamp red
TSA red, Skamp red

now skamp looks at tsa and says he doesn't know what color hat he is wearing either. look at the 3 scenarios above. had TSA been wearing a white hat, skamp would have known he was wearing red. but because skamp didn't know, this means that TSA has to have been wearing red.

IrOnMaN
05-21-2009, 11:57 AM
http://www.gagreport.com/banners%20and%20logos/bananasuck_gif.gif

^^Because she can do that.:)