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NIGHT MAYOR
05-21-2009, 03:12 AM
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/

awesome :clap:

NIGHT MAYOR
05-21-2009, 03:13 AM
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NIGHT MAYOR
05-21-2009, 03:15 AM
#123 Mad Men (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2009/03/11/123-mad-men/)

March 11, 2009 by clander (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/author/clander/)

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/madmen.jpg?w=236&h=157Television is one of the keys to a white person’s heart. A proper reference to Arrested Development or the lending of a Wire Season on DVD are considered two of the easiest and most cost effective ways of getting a white person to like you. But with both of those shows off the air, their utility is being quickly depleted. Thankfully, there is Mad Men.
Mad Men is a TV show on cable with low ratings, multiple awards, critical praise, and full seasons available on DVD. It’s no surprise white people love it. And while you could apply the previously mentioned techniques to gain white friendship, Mad Men has an entirely new world of possibilities.
The show is set in 1960 and features meticulous art direction that strives to make the show as historically accurate as possible. This veracity makes the show especially vulnerable to one of white people’s favorite activities on earth: finding mistakes. And as is always the case with white people, the harder someone strives for accuracy, the happier a white person is to prove them wrong.
“Oh yeah, it’s a great show don’t get me wrong. But you think at least one person would have know than those IBM Selectric type writers didn’t come out until 1961. I mean, it’s so obvious.”
But it is not recommended that you start searching for mistakes on the show. Doing so would require a massive amount of time spent on the internet. Also, if you point out errors that other white people missed they might be intimidated by you.
Instead, the best way to use Mad Men is to suggest or host a themed party.
When you say the words “we should have a Mad Men party,” white people will immediately latch onto the idea and begin planning. By the end of the day, they will have picked proper attire and emailed you a drink and hors d’oeuvre menu. In the days and weeks leading up to the party white people will be thinking of clever ways to make it more authentic.
Remember parties are fun, historically accurate themed parties are legendary.
During the actual event you should constantly mention how much people used to smoke and drink back then. A few white people will lament the days when they could smoke anywhere, then another white person will say something about cancer and it will get awkward. At this point you should try to steer the conversation back to cocktails and how good everyone looks.
The party should essentially run itself, however, you can severely curtail the amount of fun by saying: “I’m glad this isn’t really 1960 or else I’d be serving all of you.”
White people often find truth to be very depressing at theme parties.

Visionz
05-21-2009, 03:53 AM
Since so many people are into Bob Marley, it is only natural for advanced white people to profess to only marginally liking Bob Marley (note: it is impossible for a white person to outright dislike him). Instead, these white people will claim to preferring more obscure artists like Burning Spear or Peter Tosh.
:lmao: though I work with a white pothead that doesn't like any reggae (it is highly unusual.

NIGHT MAYOR
05-21-2009, 04:03 AM
shit man, listen to theses songs and tell me you dont like them:

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Visionz
05-21-2009, 04:10 AM
don't get it twisted homie, I fuckin love Bob Marley :lmao: that article had it pretty down pat. almost uncannily so :b including my disdain for the dancehall shit the youth of Jamaica are into these days. That old dub and rocksteady is gone from the island itself for the most part.

NIGHT MAYOR
05-21-2009, 04:21 AM
nah im with you, i was just wondering how the dude you work with could hate on that shit, bob marley was a musical genius.

yeah i think the dude that wrote that site wrote a book on it also, and will be on my radio station 2moro 'taking five' about 'five songs white people like' - should be great.

Visionz
05-21-2009, 04:29 AM
nah im with you, i was just wondering how the dude you work with could hate on that shit, bob marley was a musical genius.

yeah i think the dude that wrote that site wrote a book on it also, and will be on my radio station 2moro 'taking five' about 'five songs white people like' - should be great.
the guy I'm referring to is REALLY into music but its seems as if IT HAS to be complicated in structure for him to like it. He's into shit that ranges from Swedish death metal to Steely Dan but the upbeat structure of reggae is way too predictable for him to get into.

Its also worth noting that All You Need Is Love is his LEAST favorite of all Beatles songs for very pragmatic reasons.

"What kind of hippy bullshit is that? You gonna pay rent with some fucking hugs?" :lmao: he's a bitter old man at 23. its pretty hilarious

cap
05-21-2009, 04:52 AM
haha cool site, especially #116 Black Music that Black People Don’t Listen to Anymore (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/11/18/116-black-music-that-black-people-dont-listen-to-anymore/) i knew they were gonna talk about backpackers lol!!

ow yeah, and i dont like bob marley!

Visionz
05-21-2009, 04:59 AM
ow yeah, and i dont like bob marley!
why not?

begongo
05-21-2009, 05:01 AM
lmao, awesome find!

cap
05-21-2009, 05:14 AM
why not?

what do you mean why not??
you either like something or you dont like something.

Compulsion
05-21-2009, 05:16 AM
lmao, awesome find!

LOL It's been around for a while...long enough that I have printed it and memorized it so I can make sure I'm acting white enough.

Visionz
05-21-2009, 05:20 AM
what do you mean why not??
you either like something or you dont like something.
idk, if there's something I don't like I could usually tell you why. It just seems like most hip-hop heads would dig reggae as well. You've never heard a single Marley song you liked ever?

NIGHT MAYOR
05-21-2009, 06:01 AM
haha cool site, especially #116 Black Music that Black People Don’t Listen to Anymore (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/11/18/116-black-music-that-black-people-dont-listen-to-anymore/) i knew they were gonna talk about backpackers lol!!

ow yeah, and i dont like bob marley!

MF doom. :yes:

cap
05-21-2009, 06:35 AM
idk, if there's something I don't like I could usually tell you why. It just seems like most hip-hop heads would dig reggae as well. You've never heard a single Marley song you liked ever?

no i havent heard a song i liked from him, i actually DISLIKE him. i dont see why he's so popular to be honest. but i dont like jamaican music as a whole. only songs i like are

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^^ love this track!!

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Visionz
05-21-2009, 06:50 AM
idk its the music of an oppressed and downtrodden people, the spirit of it is very akin to hip-hop imo
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worth checkin out if you've never heard it

Durag
05-21-2009, 07:10 AM
I was never a huge ragge or Bob marley fan either, i mean i like some of his songs but i wouldnt be mad on them or anything. I used to find it kind of annoying when KRS used ragge in his tracks, it was done well on "Return Of The Boom Bap", but i thought it wasnt great on "Ghetto Music".

NIGHT MAYOR
05-21-2009, 07:20 AM
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NIKLZ
05-21-2009, 11:30 AM
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Longbongcilvaringz
05-21-2009, 11:43 AM
I won't say i don't like Reggae, i just rarely listen to it.

It has a good vibe and i will happily listen to it, but no tracks stand out to me.

Mad Men is an ok show, but fairly uneventful and boring.

I don't hate it, but i can't understand why anyone would actually like it.

Literate Type Asshole
05-21-2009, 11:43 AM
this site kinda disses wu-tang somewhere, btw. it's under "black music black people dont like anymore" or something, i read it a while back

Art Vandelay
05-21-2009, 11:45 AM
#116 Black Music that Black People Don’t Listen to Anymore (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/11/18/116-black-music-that-black-people-dont-listen-to-anymore/)

November 18, 2008 by clander (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/author/clander/)

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/de_la_soul_1.jpg?w=335&h=222 (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/de_la_soul_1.jpg)
If you are good at concealing laughter and contempt, you should ask a white person about “Real Hip Hop.” They will quickly tell you about how they don’t listen to “Commercial Hip Hop” (aka music that black people actually enjoy), and that they much prefer “Classic Hip Hop.”
“I don’t listen to that commercial stuff. I’m more into the Real Hip Hop, you know? KRS One, Del Tha Funkee Homosapien, De La Soul, Wu Tang, you know, The Old School.”

Longbongcilvaringz
05-21-2009, 12:00 PM
And it's amusing site, i read it for a couple of weeks a few years ago.

Unfortunately, it should be called "What American White People Like" because it doesn't capture the habits of internations devils very well.

NIKLZ
05-21-2009, 01:13 PM
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"Get away from my cart nigger what are u looking at!?"

INF
05-21-2009, 01:32 PM
hahaha ,funny link Freddy

NIGHT MAYOR
05-21-2009, 04:41 PM
im here all week.

TheBoarzHeadBoy
05-21-2009, 06:13 PM
Underground eh?

Like Manau? The all white Celtic themed French rap group? Yes, there is an all white Celtic themed French rap group. And guess what, I like it now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCC7Y7UxFnM&feature=related

Its pretty epic. If don't like this your Black, Hispanic, or Asian.

YungSunny
05-21-2009, 07:12 PM
^Let's sterotype minorities on a wu-tang site yaaaaaaay

5hundred&one
05-21-2009, 07:25 PM
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^ Listen to these, just because you homos don't smoke weed doesn't mean you can't enjoy good reggae music.

Dokuro
05-21-2009, 09:31 PM
#105 Unpaid Internships (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/07/20/104-unpaid-internships/)

July 20, 2008 by clander (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/author/clander/)

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/internship.jpg?w=198&h=300 (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/internship.jpg)In most of the world when a person works long hours without pay, it is referred to as “slavery” or “forced labor.” For white people this process is referred to as an internship and is considered an essential stage in white development.
The concept of working for little or no money underneath a superior has been around for centuries in the form of apprenticeship programs. Young people eager to learn a trade would spend time working under a master craftsman to learn a skill that would eventually lead to an increase in material wealth.

Using this logic you would assume that the most sought after internships would be in areas that lead to the greatest financial reward. Young White people, however, prefer internships that put them on the path for careers that will generally result in a DECREASE of the material wealth accumulated by their parents.
For example, if you were to present a white 19 year old with the choice of spending the summer earning $15 an hour as a plumber’s apprentice or making $0 answering phones at Production Company, they will always choose the latter. In fact, the only way to get the white person to choose the plumbing option would be to convince them that it was leading towards an end-of-summer pipe art installation.
White people view the internship as their foot into the door to such high-profile low-paying career fields as journalism, film, politics, art, non-profits, and anything associated with a museum. Any white person who takes an internship outside of these industries is either the wrong type of white person or a law student. There are no exceptions.
If all goes according to plan, an internship will end with an offer of a job that pays $24,000 per year and will consist entirely of the same tasks they were recently doing for free. In fact, the transition to full time status results in the addition of only one new responsibility: feeling superior to the new interns.
When all is said and done, the internship process serves the white community in many ways. First, it helps to train the next generation of freelance writers, museum curators, and director’s assistants. But more importantly, internships teach white children how to complain about being poor.
So when a white person tells you about their unpaid internship at the New Yorker, it’s not a good idea to point out how the cost of rent and food will essentially mean that they are PAYING their employer for the right to make photocopies. Instead it’s best to say: “you earned it.” They will not get the joke.




ahahahaahahah

Dokuro
05-21-2009, 09:40 PM
how did i live without this site imguna show my white friend this qill all have an uncofedible lagh at his expence



#125 Bob Marley (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2009/04/22/125-bob-marley/)
#124 Hating People Who Wear Ed Hardy (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2009/04/13/124-hating-people-who-wear-ed-hardy/)
#123 Mad Men (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2009/03/11/123-mad-men/)
#122 Moleskine Notebooks (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2009/02/24/122-moleskine-notebooks/)
#121 Funny or Ironic Tattoos (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2009/02/10/121-funny-or-ironic-tattoos/)
#120 Taking a Year Off (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2009/01/11/120-taking-a-year-off/)
#119 Sea Salt (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2009/01/04/119-sea-salt/)
#118 Ugly Sweater Parties (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/12/14/118-ugly-sweater-parties/)
#117 Political Prisoners (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/12/03/117-political-prisoners/)
#116 Black Music that Black People Don’t Listen to Anymore (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/11/18/116-black-music-that-black-people-dont-listen-to-anymore/)
#115 Promising to Learn a New Language (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/11/09/115-promising-to-learn-a-new-language/)
#114 America (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/11/04/114-america/)
#113 Halloween (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/10/30/113-halloween/)
#112 Hummus (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/10/27/112-hummus/)
#111 Pea Coats (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/10/02/111-pea-coats/)
#110 Frisbee Sports (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/09/23/110-frisbee-sports/)
#109 The Onion (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/09/15/109-the-onion/)
#108 Appearing to Enjoy Classical Music (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/09/01/108-appearing-to-enjoy-classical-music/)
#107 Self Aware Hip Hop References (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/08/18/107-self-aware-hip-hop-references/)
#106 Facebook (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/07/31/106-facebook/)
#105 Unpaid Internships (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/07/20/104-unpaid-internships/)
#104 Girls with Bangs (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/06/27/104-girls-with-bangs/)
#103 Sweaters (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/06/12/104-sweaters/)
#102 Children’s Games as Adults (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/06/02/102-childrens-games-as-adults/)
#101 Being Offended (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/05/28/101-being-offended/)
#100 Bumper Stickers (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/05/21/100-bumper-stickers/)
#99 Grammar (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/05/12/99-grammar/)
#98 The Ivy League (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/05/06/98-the-ivy-league/)
#97 Scarves (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/04/30/97-scarves/)
#96 New Balance Shoes (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/04/20/96-new-balance-shoes/)
#95 Rugby (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/04/10/95-rugby/)
#94 Free Healthcare (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/04/04/94-free-healthcare/)
#93 Music Piracy (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/03/30/93-music-piracy/)
#92 Book Deals (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/03/26/92-book-deals/)
#91 San Francisco (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/03/23/91-san-francisco/)
#90 Dinner Parties (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/03/18/88-dinner-parties/)
#89 St. Patrick’s Day (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/03/16/89-saint-patricks-day/)
#88 Having Gay Friends (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/03/14/88-having-gay-friends/)
#87 Outdoor Performance Clothes (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/03/11/87-outdoor-performance-clothes/)
#86 Shorts (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/03/11/86-shorts/)
#85 The Wire (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/03/09/85-the-wire/)
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#82 Hating Corporations (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/03/05/82-hating-corporations/)
#81 Graduate School
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#77 Musical Comedy (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/28/77-musical-comedy/)
#76 Bottles of Water (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/26/76-bottles-of-water/)
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#74 Oscar Parties (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/24/74-oscar-parties/)
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#72 Study Abroad (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/22/72-study-abroad/)
#71 Being the only white person around (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/20/71-being-the-only-white-person-around/)
#70 Difficult Breakups (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/18/70-difficult-breakups/)
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#68 Michel Gondry (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/17/68-michel-gondry/)
#67 Standing Still at Concerts (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/17/68-standing-still-at-concerts/)
#66 Divorce (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/15/68-divorce/)
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#60 Toyota Prius (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/07/60-toyota-prius/)
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#58 Japan (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/07/58-japan/)
#57 Juno (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/57-juno/)
#56 Lawyers (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/56-lawyers/)
#55 Apologies (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/05/55-apologies/)
#54 Kitchen Gadgets (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/05/54-kitchen-gadgets/)
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#51 Living by the Water (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/04/51-living-by-the-water/)
#50 Irony (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/03/50-irony/)
#49 Vintage (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/03/49-vintage/)
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#47 Arts Degrees (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/01/47-arts-degrees/)
#46 The Sunday New York Times (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/31/45-the-sunday-new-york-times/)
#45 Asian Fusion Food (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/31/45-asian-fusion-food/)
#44 Public Radio (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/31/44-public-radio/)
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#42 Sushi (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/42-sushi/)
#41 Indie Music (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/40-indie-music/)
#40 Apple Products (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/39-apple-products/)
#39 Netflix (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/29/38-netflix/)
#38 Arrested Development (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/29/38-arrested-development/)
#37 Renovations (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/29/37-renovations/)
#36 Breakfast Places (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/28/36-breakfast-places/)
#35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/28/35-the-daily-showcolbert-report/)
#34 Architecture (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/28/34-architecture/)
#33 Marijuana (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/27/33-marijuana/)
#32 Vegan/Vegetarianism (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/27/32-veganvegetarianism/)
#31 Snowboarding (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/27/31-snowboarding/)
#30 Wrigley Field (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/27/30-wrigley-field/)
#29 80s Night (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/27/29-80s-night/)
#28 Not having a TV (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/26/28-not-having-a-tv/)
#27 Marathons (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/26/27-marathons/)
#26 Manhattan (now Brooklyn too!) (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/26/26-new-york-city/)
#25 David Sedaris (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/26/25-david-sedaris/)
#24 Wine (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/25/24-wine/)
#23 Microbreweries (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/24/23-microbreweries/)
#22 Having Two Last Names (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/24/22-having-two-last-names/)
#21 Writers Workshops (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/23/21-writers-workshops/)
#20 Being an expert on YOUR culture (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/23/20-being-an-expert-on-your-culture/)
#19 Traveling (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/23/19-travelling/)
#18 Awareness (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/23/18-awareness/)
#17 Hating their Parents (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/22/16-hating-your-parents/)
#16 Gifted Children (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/22/17-gifted-children/)
#15 Yoga (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/22/15-yoga/)
#14 Having Black Friends (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/21/14-having-black-friends/)
#13 Tea (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/21/13-tea/)
#12 Non-Profit Organizations (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/21/12-non-profit-organizations/)
#11 Asian Girls (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/20/11-asian-girls/)
#10 Wes Anderson Movies (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/20/11-wes-anderson-movies/)
#9 Making you feel bad about not going outside (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/20/9-making-you-feel-bad-about-not-going-outside/)
#8 Barack Obama (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/19/8-barack-obama/)
#7 Diversity (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/19/7-diversity/)
#6 Organic Food (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/19/6-organic-food/)
#5 Farmer’s Markets (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/18/5-farmers-markets/)
#4 Assists (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/18/4-assists/)
#3 Film Festivals (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/18/3-film-festivals/)
#2 Religions their parents don’t belong to (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/18/2-religions-that-their-parents-dont-belong-to/)
#1 Coffee (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/18/1-coffee/)

Prolifical ENG
05-21-2009, 09:52 PM
#116 Black Music that Black People Don’t Listen to Anymore (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/11/18/116-black-music-that-black-people-dont-listen-to-anymore/)

November 18, 2008 by clander (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/author/clander/)

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/de_la_soul_1.jpg?w=335&h=222 (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/de_la_soul_1.jpg)
If you are good at concealing laughter and contempt, you should ask a white person about “Real Hip Hop.” They will quickly tell you about how they don’t listen to “Commercial Hip Hop” (aka music that black people actually enjoy), and that they much prefer “Classic Hip Hop.”
“I don’t listen to that commercial stuff. I’m more into the Real Hip Hop, you know? KRS One, Del Tha Funkee Homosapien, De La Soul, Wu Tang, you know, The Old School.”

hahaha thats the funniest one...especially for this forum.

EAGLE EYE
05-21-2009, 09:57 PM
#105 Unpaid Internships (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/07/20/104-unpaid-internships/)

July 20, 2008 by clander (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/author/clander/)

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/internship.jpg?w=198&h=300 (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/internship.jpg)In most of the world when a person works long hours without pay, it is referred to as “slavery” or “forced labor.” For white people this process is referred to as an internship and is considered an essential stage in white development.
The concept of working for little or no money underneath a superior has been around for centuries in the form of apprenticeship programs. Young people eager to learn a trade would spend time working under a master craftsman to learn a skill that would eventually lead to an increase in material wealth.

Using this logic you would assume that the most sought after internships would be in areas that lead to the greatest financial reward. Young White people, however, prefer internships that put them on the path for careers that will generally result in a DECREASE of the material wealth accumulated by their parents.
For example, if you were to present a white 19 year old with the choice of spending the summer earning $15 an hour as a plumber’s apprentice or making $0 answering phones at Production Company, they will always choose the latter. In fact, the only way to get the white person to choose the plumbing option would be to convince them that it was leading towards an end-of-summer pipe art installation.
White people view the internship as their foot into the door to such high-profile low-paying career fields as journalism, film, politics, art, non-profits, and anything associated with a museum. Any white person who takes an internship outside of these industries is either the wrong type of white person or a law student. There are no exceptions.
If all goes according to plan, an internship will end with an offer of a job that pays $24,000 per year and will consist entirely of the same tasks they were recently doing for free. In fact, the transition to full time status results in the addition of only one new responsibility: feeling superior to the new interns.
When all is said and done, the internship process serves the white community in many ways. First, it helps to train the next generation of freelance writers, museum curators, and director’s assistants. But more importantly, internships teach white children how to complain about being poor.
So when a white person tells you about their unpaid internship at the New Yorker, it’s not a good idea to point out how the cost of rent and food will essentially mean that they are PAYING their employer for the right to make photocopies. Instead it’s best to say: “you earned it.” They will not get the joke.




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NIGHT MAYOR
05-22-2009, 01:41 AM
site is golden.

EAGLE EYE
05-22-2009, 01:44 AM
i cant stop reading it.


is there a version for every race?

EAGLE EYE
05-22-2009, 01:50 AM
hahahahahhahahahaa @ mos def being a category

NIGHT MAYOR
05-22-2009, 01:55 AM
yeah there are a heap of spin offs - i think one of the funniest other ones is

http://stuffblackpeoplehate.com/

i was told it was funny, i havent had time, and fuck reading on a friday night, time to get FUCKED UP and or FUCKED.

EAGLE EYE
05-22-2009, 02:23 AM
its thursday night here..



as the world turns

NIGHT MAYOR
05-22-2009, 02:32 AM
its like 4:30pm friday, im sinking Tooheys new buy the mouthful

expect a "im hungover AGAIN" thread in about 20 hours.

Inspectah_Dirk
05-22-2009, 05:46 AM
Is Vanilla Ice also mentioned in that list?

Inspectah_Dirk
05-22-2009, 05:50 AM
Also, how bout what black people like;

-black people
-Freedom
-Mama
-Church
-Loose clothing
-Basketball
-Hot Sauce
-Swap meats
-All you can eat buffets
-Carwash
-Dominoes
-Denzel
-

NIGHT MAYOR
05-22-2009, 01:02 PM
Is Vanilla Ice also mentioned in that list?
M&M is the current white boy that shits on any other black guy try'na make money off MTV, but because im drunk:

:point:rXQQoaET-1M

RALPH WIGGUM
05-22-2009, 01:30 PM
Thats funny, but thats more for americans I think.

Longbongcilvaringz
05-22-2009, 02:09 PM
Mong

RALPH WIGGUM
05-22-2009, 03:17 PM
Underground eh?

Like Manau? The all white Celtic themed French rap group? Yes, there is an all white Celtic themed French rap group. And guess what, I like it now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCC7Y7UxFnM&feature=related

Its pretty epic. If don't like this your Black, Hispanic, or Asian.

Or french.

TheBoarzHeadBoy
05-22-2009, 05:44 PM
I was referring to people. The French lost the term people about when they stopped being "The Franks".

On point, I'm disturbed how much of a stereotype white person I actually am. I had assumed half of these things made me unique. I thought eating raw fish or thinking sweaters are cool made me special.

On the other hand I hate 70% of these things. Like Barak Obama and Indie music.

RALPH WIGGUM
05-23-2009, 12:57 PM
I was referring to people. The French lost the term people about when they stopped being "The Franks".

On point, I'm disturbed how much of a stereotype white person I actually am. I had assumed half of these things made me unique. I thought eating raw fish or thinking sweaters are cool made me special.

On the other hand I hate 70% of these things. Like Barak Obama and Indie music.

You was making generalizations, I just made another one, I don't know one person who still like Manau.
And to me eating raw fish and thinking sweaters are cool makes you special.
I dont know all these things, but I love Indie music.
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Dokuro
05-23-2009, 07:50 PM
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ahhahahah call me a nigger in im putting you on the bed of my truck call me a coon and im shaking your hand