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Olive Oil Goombah
05-21-2009, 10:15 PM
I kept hearing about this pokerface song but i never actually heard it til a few weeks ago, and I dug it. I liked her other one too.

So i wanted to see what she looked like cuz her voice gave me a boner.

i'd fuck the shit out of this chick....Nice ass, thigh...I even dig the weird outfits.

I'd splooge on her bangs.

INF
05-21-2009, 10:22 PM
only one girl I would love to bang right now.....


aint no girl takin her place either. Fuck Lady G , beyonce , missy , all of em.... I'm done with em jack. I know the top of the mountain now and it has only one name.

EAGLE EYE
05-21-2009, 10:25 PM
http://images.starpulse.com/news/media/Lady-Gaga-jet-2.jpg












she had an older god writin' her barz

http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/MyWebFilms/Drama/WizardScarCrowClose.jpg

NIKLZ
05-21-2009, 11:22 PM

EAGLE EYE
05-21-2009, 11:24 PM
woah...



it all comes full circle with nicky's tranny remarks to that euro kid

Tage
05-21-2009, 11:27 PM
http://starrtrash.blogspot.com/2008/12/lady-ga-ga-admits-true-sex.html


I didn't know that this was true! I can't believe it. I am a hermaphrodite myself and I would definitely still do her. I had a friend who had a vag and a penis and her boyfriend just used the dangling penis as leverage, sort of like how a cowboy uses that knob thing on the saddle for leverage.

5hundred&one
05-21-2009, 11:28 PM
Plus the 'typo' in the thread title saying Lad gaga instead of lady gaga, implying that he'd prefer to fuck the male version. Mad suspect.

NIKLZ
05-21-2009, 11:38 PM








































































































































http://www.treasuregiftbaskets.com/images_prod/HolidayAllFruitBasket.jpg

INF
05-21-2009, 11:40 PM
haha^ yeah I repped that shit/ it was hilarious

TSA
05-21-2009, 11:44 PM
She admitted to being born a hermaphrodite.

http://i42.tinypic.com/2elw6ti.jpg
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b191/npmommie/52797el_lady_gaga_b_gr_01.jpg
DAAAAAAAHHHH
AAHAHahahAHa
AHAHAHhahaHA
SPEAKINg OF A FUCKIN DICKY COOCH! AHAHahaHAH!!1
HAahahashasHAha

INF
05-21-2009, 11:50 PM
heehee , Nicky is over at this point. lmao .... who can say that its been a boring week??? cmon now get real.

INF
05-21-2009, 11:51 PM
aaaaaaaaaahahahahha maybe Im just high but read like ... the last two lines of what nicky wrote in the first post and then look at lebron's face in his sig....

Surreptitious
05-21-2009, 11:53 PM
dont let em get you down nicky, I wanted to fuck this chick before I knew she was born ambiguously
http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk120/mentalcomplex/INFphoto_943343.jpg

EAGLE EYE
05-21-2009, 11:54 PM
aaaaaaaaaahahahahha maybe Im just high but read like ... the last two lines of what nicky wrote in the first post and then look at lebron's face in his sig....


hahahaha now that u mention it

EAGLE EYE
05-21-2009, 11:55 PM
http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk120/mentalcomplex/INFphoto_943343.jpg

dont let em get you down nicky, but theres something wrong with your wierd ass sexual preferences



that arm pit is even growing a dick!



grolic ass shit.

NIKLZ
05-21-2009, 11:59 PM
aaaaaaaaaahahahahha maybe Im just high but read like ... the last two lines of what nicky wrote in the first post and then look at lebron's face in his sig....

lol!

TSA
05-22-2009, 12:01 AM
LMaoo


how the fuck is dicky supposed rise from his on-the-floor mattress with his pride in tact now?

http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1570/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1570R-46019.jpg

BRONZBODY
05-22-2009, 12:03 AM
She admitted to being born a hermaphrodite.

http://i42.tinypic.com/2elw6ti.jpg
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b191/npmommie/52797el_lady_gaga_b_gr_01.jpgi knew it!!!! i knew she was a fucking tranny!!!!!!!

BRONZBODY
05-22-2009, 12:06 AM
no beef nicky...but you lost son....you lost.

INF
05-22-2009, 12:12 AM
yeah nicky , ur still cool an all. you know... its just that ... you like chicks wiff dicks.....


baaaawwwwwhahahahahahahahahhaaAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Visionz
05-22-2009, 12:26 AM
yeah nicky , ur still cool an all. you know... its just that ... you like chicks wiff dicks.....


baaaawwwwwhahahahahahahahahhaaAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
http://makeitflourish.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/zingers.jpg

aaahahahahahahahaha, remind me to rep you later

oDoUoSoKo
05-22-2009, 12:39 AM
those shits are delish^^ FUCK no they arent...just got a mental image....DO NOT POST THINGS LIKE THAT IN A THREAD ABOUT HERMIES!!! lmao.

5hundred&one
05-22-2009, 12:49 AM
dont let em get you down nicky, I wanted to fuck this chick before I knew she was born ambiguously
http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk120/mentalcomplex/INFphoto_943343.jpg

....which one?

:-|

Surreptitious
05-22-2009, 12:50 AM
^the blonde

5hundred&one
05-22-2009, 01:02 AM
^ that's what I thought, but it's still scary. there's no way you'd guess just looking at her.

also, the other girl looks familiar for some reason...

RzaRectum
05-22-2009, 02:07 AM
the brunette got wu-tang emblems in her eyes

Longbongcilvaringz
05-22-2009, 04:40 AM
aaaaaaaaaahahahahha maybe Im just high but read like ... the last two lines of what nicky wrote in the first post and then look at lebron's face in his sig....

haha

Fuck, i really hope i can get some green tonight.

Lady Gaga's face is pretty busted.

Her body is average.

And if she is post op, i mean, that pretty much rules her out.

Longbongcilvaringz
05-22-2009, 04:46 AM
I love this source also, this is what she said supposedly:

"Its not something that I'm ashamed of, just isn't something that i go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but i consider myself a female. Its just a little bit of a penis and really doesnt interfere much with my life. the reason I haven't talked about it is that its not a big deal to me. like come on. its not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I'm sexy, I'm hot. i have both a poon and a peener. big fucking deal.
- L8d Gag"

haha

I can just see Nicky now, "yeah, she had both a poon and a peener... so what???"

Olive Oil Goombah
05-22-2009, 07:04 AM
well damn i guess i need to keep up on my current events.

Im glad you wu corpers had a fun night tho.


















































I'd still fuck the bitch

Longbongcilvaringz
05-22-2009, 07:13 AM
She's not a hermaphrodite lol.

Senator C. Palantine
05-22-2009, 09:51 AM
Thing is she's not even attractive, full stop.

And when you add the dick.

oDoUoSoKo
05-22-2009, 09:53 AM
She's not a hermaphrodite lol.

how sure r u?

Longbongcilvaringz
05-22-2009, 10:33 AM
Ok, i'm not.

But she has never said she is.

Durag
05-22-2009, 10:38 AM
Id hit it, fuck it

oDoUoSoKo
05-22-2009, 12:33 PM
eloels^

NIKLZ
05-22-2009, 01:58 PM

SHRAP
05-22-2009, 03:29 PM
she aint no hermaphrodite, them dudes made that shit up so they can get some people lookin at their bogus ass site

Inspectah_Dirk
05-22-2009, 03:43 PM
http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/lady_gaga_nose.jpg

Olive Oil Goombah
05-22-2009, 03:49 PM
lol @ the thread title fix.

I didn't fix it.

And I'd still fuck this bitch.

Prince Rai
05-22-2009, 03:55 PM
she got no dick!

id smash her so hard. then again. in the end wallop a load on her fucking bum and wax it then smack it and use it as a drum to intrigue the dumb. real KTL talk right here, what?

TheBoarzHeadBoy
05-22-2009, 06:11 PM
I doubt she's a hermaphrodite.

Even if she was, whats the big deal, I mean where there is pussy there is a girl.

My personal opinion is that there is no penis. As homo as I will sound in saying so, that crease is not the shape of a penis. That looks like some crazy labia shenanigans. Even a small penis would be wider than that if shorter. That's my unprofessional penis based on my own. I'm no expert in small dick, but I can't see that as being a cock.

In side news, she's not that hot, and her music is meh. Would I hit? Sure, I'm a middle income New Hampshire, I'd at the least take head from her if not inverse namean...

check two
05-22-2009, 06:27 PM
Didn't she do a cover of that 'Dude looks like a lady' song by Aerosmith?

JASPER
05-22-2009, 06:49 PM
I wanna fuck anyone you ever knew.

Ghost In The 'Lac
05-22-2009, 07:31 PM
this is a great fuckin ass!! thats not a man

http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk120/mentalcomplex/INFphoto_943343.jpg

ButterCrunchJoints
05-22-2009, 10:43 PM
this is a great fuckin ass!! thats not a man

http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk120/mentalcomplex/INFphoto_943343.jpg

this pic should end all speculation

ZigZag
05-22-2009, 11:31 PM
lol she dont got a great ass all chicks look good when they bendover....her ass is a reg white girl ass.

check two
05-22-2009, 11:41 PM
You would think the he/she could afford better looking wigs.

Olive Oil Goombah
05-23-2009, 12:14 AM
you would think a forum full of hetersexual men (allegedly) would agree with wanting to fuck Lady Gaga, as I'm sure that most of us in here who have actuall had sex (about 4-7%) realize that we have all done much, much worse.
Anyone who claims they have not..well, your lying or your a virgin.


As it stands, I'd still fuck lady gaga.

Dokuro
05-23-2009, 12:49 AM
hhahahaahahhahaa maby know BB will finaly admet to her/his perdicument


what ever you know i have to admit it i do like the song poker face its a great dance song but know i fell wierd think he/she has a good voice

you know kinda like docter girlfriend voice
http://www.quickstopentertainment.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/doc.jpg

Dokuro
05-23-2009, 12:54 AM
but to the subject if id hit it or not


poeply not shes/he just not that quite in the face i happand to like semetrix her face isent exactly even i would however poke her/him in the face

food for thought
05-23-2009, 12:58 AM
LMaoo


how the fuck is dicky supposed rise from his on-the-floor mattress with his pride in tact now?

http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1570/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1570R-46019.jpg


AHAHAHAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAH



yo this thread is too much

food for thought
05-23-2009, 01:00 AM
lol @ the thread title fix.

lol

EAGLE EYE
05-23-2009, 03:27 PM
ladyboy gag

Tage
05-23-2009, 03:34 PM
you would think a forum full of hetersexual men (allegedly) would agree with wanting to fuck Lady Gaga, as I'm sure that most of us in here who have actuall had sex (about 4-7%) realize that we have all done much, much worse.
Anyone who claims they have not..well, your lying or your a virgin.


As it stands, I'd still fuck lady gaga.


most heterosexual males do not like having sex with hermaphrodites.

im sorry, i have not had worse than a hermaphrodite.

what do you define as "much, much worse"? the answer, im sure, would interest the majority of us.

food for thought
05-23-2009, 03:52 PM
haha

Olive Oil Goombah
05-23-2009, 05:12 PM
most heterosexual males do not like having sex with hermaphrodites.

im sorry, i have not had worse than a hermaphrodite.

what do you define as "much, much worse"? the answer, im sure, would interest the majority of us.

a bitch from England.


None of you would turn Gaga down. i have seen most of you.

YungSunny
05-23-2009, 05:31 PM
haha

You realize you just made 3 pointless points saying "lol"?

Olive Oil Goombah
05-23-2009, 05:33 PM
You realize you just made 3 pointless points saying "lol"?

he jocks anyone who busts my balls. Its pretty pathetic.

NIKLZ
05-23-2009, 06:59 PM

food for thought
05-23-2009, 07:06 PM
You realize you just made 3 pointless points saying "lol"?

not till u said something

the point is the shit was funny

food for thought
05-23-2009, 07:09 PM
he jocks anyone who busts my balls. Its pretty pathetic.

yea rite

aint nobody worried bout your lame ass

Surreptitious
05-24-2009, 12:48 AM
I'm with you on this one Nicky, that girl is one of them bitches that just looks like she just needs to get taken to poundtown

Olive Oil Goombah
05-24-2009, 07:31 AM
Airing out!
http://www.gigwise.com/gallery/7957218_LadyGaGa_GAY.jpg

Hoping some1 like VickyDouche will come along and please her.
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/ladygagaheavenREX_450x350.jpg

Oh and here IT is Givin some "Poker Face"
http://ibelieveinvincep.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/lady-gaga-lesbian-party-photos-3.jpg

thats what im talkin bout

NIKLZ
05-24-2009, 01:07 PM

TheBoarzHeadBoy
05-24-2009, 01:51 PM
^That picture made my whole day better. That's adorable.

She's definitely not a hermaphrodite. She's not Lady Zwitter, she's Lady Gaga. Whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean. Ho just gots a loose pussy that's busting out.

On point, as far a celebrities go, not that hot. As people go, I'd tap. Mos Def.

PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT
05-24-2009, 02:16 PM
On point, as far a celebrities go, not that hot. As people go, I'd tap. Mos Def.

for a sec a thought you said you would fuck mos def the rapper

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
05-24-2009, 02:17 PM
her music isn't my cup of tea, but now that i know she has a dick i think i'm a little jealous. i'm happy with a vagine but i've started to wonder what it would feel like if i had a dick too. just to compare the different pleasures you get from them both. i wouldn't like go to have surgery or anything like that, i'm just curious.

Professor Poopsnagle
05-24-2009, 02:45 PM
Fag

NIKLZ
05-24-2009, 03:00 PM

beautifulrock
05-24-2009, 04:27 PM
You need a blacklight to sift through the ambiguous hidden messages Nicky Tooch sends out. He's the Dayglo Dago.

Olive Oil Goombah
05-24-2009, 06:41 PM
fuck yea man

RzaRectum
05-25-2009, 02:23 AM
her music isn't my cup of tea, but now that i know she has a dick i think i'm a little jealous. i'm happy with a vagine but i've started to wonder what it would feel like if i had a dick too. just to compare the different pleasures you get from them both. i wouldn't like go to have surgery or anything like that, i'm just curious.

Don't worry.. penis envy is a common characteristic for all secondaries.

Dokuro
05-25-2009, 03:33 AM
her music isn't my cup of tea, but now that i know she has a dick i think i'm a little jealous. i'm happy with a vagine but i've started to wonder what it would feel like if i had a dick too. just to compare the different pleasures you get from them both. i wouldn't like go to have surgery or anything like that, i'm just curious.
ummmmm you know i kinda wonderd what it would fell like to have a vag two but i realy dont want the piriods




on a more seros not what is it with every woman wanting a penis iv hade like 5 women that wanted one and and that includes my wife


but more inportantly why the fuck is this thread still going all you fuck realy need to get off her dick i mean come on here musics not even that great

Longbongcilvaringz
05-25-2009, 06:09 AM
You need a blacklight to sift through the ambiguous hidden messages Nicky Tooch sends out. He's the Dayglo Dago.

haha

ZigZag
05-25-2009, 11:39 AM
you would think a forum full of hetersexual men (allegedly) would agree with wanting to fuck lady gaga, as i'm sure that most of us in here who have actuall had sex (about 4-7%) realize that we have all done much, much worse.
anyone who claims they have not..well, your lying or your a virgin.


as it stands, i'd still fuck lady gaga.

^^^realest shit i ever quote....i dont really care for gaga but he's right on this one.

Tage
05-25-2009, 11:48 AM
^so you have also had worse than a hermaphrodite? interesting.

Durag
05-25-2009, 12:11 PM
Id fuck lady gaga sensless, i dunno how people can say they wouldnt. Yeah she isnt the sexiest thing ever, but shes pretty hot

Olive Oil Goombah
05-25-2009, 02:23 PM
i kno....she got some nice thighs, nice ass...good body overall.

Krusha
06-02-2009, 08:18 PM
So..... am i getting this right.....Lady Gaga should be a Mr Gaga?

Krusha
06-02-2009, 08:19 PM
or possibly Lady Mr Gaga or vice versa.....

BrklynZoo
06-02-2009, 09:17 PM
I kept hearing about this pokerface song but i never actually heard it til a few weeks ago, and I dug it. I liked her other one too.

So i wanted to see what she looked like cuz her voice gave me a boner.

i'd fuck the shit out of this chick....Nice ass, thigh...I even dig the weird outfits.

I'd splooge on her bangs.

Her songs fucking suck.

Krusha
06-05-2009, 06:29 AM
hahaha!