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TSA
05-22-2009, 08:53 AM
Begognogngo brought it up, and i wanted to salaam and build and shit.


in nigeria, money is like, EVERYTHING. I've been told if you go to a University with a car (that looks nice) you're guarenteed pusseh.


you don't go to parties to get girls cause they're mainly dudes, unless you're in the city, then dudes are swarming bitches so hard that there's no point joining the rape-esque moshpit.

If a girl wants your dick she will start bringing you cooked meals and washing your cloths (heaven)


all girls roll their eyes at you, even call you names when your trying to talk to them, rapist like presistance is key.


you can have several girlfriends cause girlfriends are known as 'friends'
the girls will hate each other but never you. When you're planning on marrying one, then you cut it to 1.


NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER go to a girls village looking for her.
That's the stupidiest fucking shit ever, expecially if her family consists of an assortment of african gucci manes known as "big boys". They can be stopped wearing excessive jewelery and niggerish clothing. They'll harass and beat you.


If a girl likes you she will stare at you without relenting.
Just stare. you can look at her all you want, that 'awkward moment' doesn't exist, she'll just keep staring, and staring, no looking away until you make a face signifying you're insane.


After sexing bitches give them a little money, its just curtosy to give a gift expecially if you're not married so, ironically, they won't feel like whores.


make your own quesadillas.
















up next, Nebraska mating habits.

Durag
05-22-2009, 09:37 AM
hahahaha

Ireland isnt much different than england or the states i presume, except probably that Irish girls drink an AWFUL lot. From the age of 16 through till they finish college and especially in college, they drink till they collapse. So the opportunity for date rape is there.

Theres no such thing as any shame in girls getting plastered drunk, its the norm here. Girls dont mind puking, fighting, falling all over the place etc, its cool in ireland to be absolutly paraletic drunk all the time, especailly in college.

A cool car attracts lots of schoolgirls, but college students dont care, if their drunk enough they'll fuck.

Same as everywhere, if you make them laugh, have a good sense of humour etc, you got it in the bag.

check two
05-22-2009, 12:29 PM
Are there some people that don't drink in Ireland? lol

DUMBO
05-22-2009, 01:04 PM
Begognogngo brought it up, and i wanted to salaam and build and shit.


in nigeria, money is like, EVERYTHING. I've been told if you go to a University with a car (that looks nice) you're guarenteed pusseh.


you don't go to parties to get girls cause they're mainly dudes, unless you're in the city, then dudes are swarming bitches so hard that there's no point joining the rape-esque moshpit.

If a girl wants your dick she will start bringing you cooked meals and washing your cloths (heaven)


all girls roll their eyes at you, even call you names when your trying to talk to them, rapist like presistance is key.


you can have several girlfriends cause girlfriends are known as 'friends'
the girls will hate each other but never you. When you're planning on marrying one, then you cut it to 1.


NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER go to a girls village looking for her.
That's the stupidiest fucking shit ever, expecially if her family consists of an assortment of african gucci manes known as "big boys". They can be stopped wearing excessive jewelery and niggerish clothing. They'll harass and beat you.


If a girl likes you she will stare at you without relenting.
Just stare. you can look at her all you want, that 'awkward moment' doesn't exist, she'll just keep staring, and staring, no looking away until you make a face signifying you're insane.


After sexing bitches give them a little money, its just curtosy to give a gift expecially if you're not married so, ironically, they won't feel like whores.


make your own quesadillas.
















up next, Nebraska mating habits.

better yet just show up with light skin and a north american accent. pusseh all day everyday (at least in Benin City) - i could have married half of Mr. Bigg's fine dining clientele (all the wimmenfolk).

Longbongcilvaringz
05-22-2009, 01:05 PM
Infolinks?

DUMBO
05-22-2009, 01:09 PM
i know something is fishy about the wu site today

INF
05-22-2009, 01:17 PM
look at my profile page.tomb explained it.


here too



http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1580778#post1580778

SHRAP
05-22-2009, 02:52 PM
i take my dick and put it in a hos mouth, end of story

Huggasaurus Sex
05-22-2009, 04:18 PM
from the perspective of an expat, most girls in vietnam are whores in the sense that the more money you have and, more specifically, the more money you spend on them, the more likely it is you'll get them into bed. this is true everywhere but especially so in vietnam and, i imagine, most other developing nations not influenced by religious fundamentalism. also, because most people are relatively poor, there's a tight correlation between how attractive a girl is, and how much money you'd have to spend (in some way) to get her into bed, particularly if you meet at a bar or club.

so yeah, prostitution -- both in the strict sense and in the passive sense of girls leveraging sex for compensation in the form of money or gifts -- is extremely common in the far east. that said, vietnam has just recently (within the past generation) become more sexually open and girls now are gradually becoming more comfortable with western attitudes toward sexuality, particularly in the south where they're generally more receptive to westerners than in the north.

to give you an idea about the repressed nature of sexuality here: pornography is banned so unless you have an internet connection in your home (most still don't) the only realistic way to look at naked women is to pay your friendly neighborhood prostitute, go to an internet cafe where anyone can see what you're perving out on, score with the dirtiest slut you know (most likely the ugliest girl you know), or ask friends with internet connections to make a CD full of porn for you. i bring this up cuz just today some guy who i don't really know that well (but in the same group of friends i usually hang out with) asked me to make copies of a DVD which contains pictures and information about his recently desist grandma as well as to make a CD full of dirty porn for him.

but yeah the mating habits are pretty weird here. it's like trying to play contra with the controller turned upside down.

DUMBO
05-22-2009, 04:21 PM
in toronto, you wait until spring and then go on a smash fest, followed by hibernation (sex with one or two broads) during the off season. if you go to a seventh day adventist church and have good teeth you get unlimited pussey all year round.

(the church pussy is nice, but you have to nod to a lot of dubious historical and 'logical' claims).

drippie k
05-22-2009, 05:30 PM
in spain, usually you befriend a girl one night, get her number, call her up a few nights later, pop some x together, go get wasted somewhere (most times she'll buy her own drinks but it's still nice to buy her a few) and then go fuck somewhere secluded, perferably the beach...then you might walk her home if you really like here and call her a few nights later and do it over...then gradually you'll start hanging out and smoke out with her, maybe eat tapas somewhere and drink wine and that's how relationships start

DUMBO
05-23-2009, 12:12 AM
in spain, usually you befriend a girl one night, get her number, call her up a few nights later, pop some x together, go get wasted somewhere (most times she'll buy her own drinks but it's still nice to buy her a few) and then go fuck somewhere secluded, perferably the beach...then you might walk her home if you really like here and call her a few nights later and do it over...then gradually you'll start hanging out and smoke out with her, maybe eat tapas somewhere and drink wine and that's how relationships start

so is the relationship over when you and your 'girlfriend' abduct a small british boy, rape him in his butt, and eat him?

drippie k
05-23-2009, 06:24 PM
no, it only gets better after that, people start hearing church bells

EAGLE EYE
05-23-2009, 10:02 PM
hahahaha

Ireland isnt much different than england or the states i presume, except probably that Irish girls drink an AWFUL lot. From the age of 16 through till they finish college and especially in college, they drink till they collapse. So the opportunity for date rape is there.

Theres no such thing as any shame in girls getting plastered drunk, its the norm here. Girls dont mind puking, fighting, falling all over the place etc, its cool in ireland to be absolutly paraletic drunk all the time, especailly in college.

A cool car attracts lots of schoolgirls, but college students dont care, if their drunk enough they'll fuck.

Same as everywhere, if you make them laugh, have a good sense of humour etc, you got it in the bag.


Not only has Ireleand recently become a mecca for technology and development what you described makes me want to move their for like 2 years.

JamSix
05-24-2009, 06:40 PM
in spain, usually you befriend a girl one night, get her number, call her up a few nights later, pop some x together, go get wasted somewhere (most times she'll buy her own drinks but it's still nice to buy her a few) and then go fuck somewhere secluded, perferably the beach...then you might walk her home if you really like here and call her a few nights later and do it over...then gradually you'll start hanging out and smoke out with her, maybe eat tapas somewhere and drink wine and that's how relationships start

I just recently moved to Malaga and man, I found it miraculously easy to get in with spanish birds, the difficult part is first of all finding an english speaking bunch and then convincing them that your not an English tourist (which like 50% of the coast is).

I figured x was pretty rampant, which I am unaccustomed to in my usual club scene, cuz when I went to this spanish club (me and my 2 friends from canada were there with me, only non-spaniards in the joint) everyone was wildin out and havin a good time but nobody was buyin' any drinks and there were no glasses at tables lol. We felt like fucking God's though, we get in the joint, bought a couple drinks and took a table to scope out the talent and try and figure out how the fuck we were gonna pull, within like a half minute all these broads shifted from one end of the d-floor over to our booth and started dancin givin us those looks you know. my buddies and I thought they were fuckin with us cuz they thought we were english tourists or some shit, so we get up to get the scoop hoping they would speak english and it turns out all of them did lol. Those spanish girls are so easy to talk to man and seem to love canadians for some fucked up reason, maybe it was the pills (pupils bulgin out there skulls). Anyways after like 2 solid hours of dancin with this bangin girl we started makin out and then I asked if she wanted to get outta there and go for a walk on the beach which is just accross the street, the night (morning by this point) ended with shorty slobbin my knob at dawn.

I love this fuckin country, its so nice not havin to resort to taxi'ing to a spot or a scummy alley to do the deed, the beach is just the norm.

drippie k
05-24-2009, 11:57 PM
lol see what i mean? people there tend to be cool with tourists as long as theyre not the americans who go around like they own the place (theres quite a few of those and they always end up gettin put in their place..or stabbed) but yeah dude i miss spain a lot, hopefully i can goback home this summer, fuck oregon

Durag
05-25-2009, 03:43 AM
Not only has Ireleand recently become a mecca for technology and development what you described makes me want to move their for like 2 years.

Really? What sort of development has been done?

Girls from the town are different than students though, a lot like their men to be scumbags and wont have anything to do with them unless they got a rep (drug dealer, fighter, general scumbag etc), and getting invloved with them brings nothing but trouble.

Plus they take a huge amount of X and coke and spend their time drinking cans of beer coz their usually barred from night clubs, pubs etc.

But sex with them is SOOO much better than sex with students. Students are usually nice girls who just dont stop drinking, go out at leats two nights a week and get plastered, but underneatth their just quiet country girls, but girls from the town are fuckin brilliant in bed.

check two
05-25-2009, 11:51 AM
In el Spain, we don't to that.