View Full Version : The Bold and the Italicized (Wu-Corp Chronicles)

Huggasaurus Sex
05-22-2009, 10:20 AM
this thread will recap some of the landmark events which have shaped the lives of wu-corp's many diverse characters.

I wanna fuck Lad gaga (http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=77027) by Nicky Tooch

first aired: May 21, 2009

in this episode, nicky tooch, long suspected of harboring latent sexual desires for transsexuals, confesses to having a crush on emerging pop sensation lady gaga. camoflaugeninja informs wu-corp about rumors that lady gaga is a hermaphrodite and provides photographs that appear to support this claim. nicky, upon learning of these rumors, defiantly reasserts his lust for the androgynous pop singer.

the moniker "dicky cooch" takes on a more poignant connotation.


i'll try to keep this updated going forward, but anyone wanna go back and do some events from the past?

05-22-2009, 10:27 AM
I dont think you can do a landmark thread without at least mentioned the trails and tribulations of GAVIN, from his meteoric rise to fame as STYLEMASTER, through to the sig making, Tissa dissing STYLE, then onto the P.C.P addict and all round glitter enutausiast of GAVIN, to his subesquent despartue and dustbin raiding antics, to his ill fated return, and finally to his leaving once more an returning as STLYE again and finally as SEXXXY. Some people's real lives wouldnt be that entertaining.

Huggasaurus Sex
05-22-2009, 10:44 AM
that would be cool.

but a complete account of this forum's mythology and oral history is way beyond the scope of any slacker wu-corpologist like myself. this is more like a reader's digest version of recent events.

05-22-2009, 10:47 AM
Great idea brother akbar hugguh.

05-22-2009, 10:47 AM
i honestly dont think that the events in this forum from say, 06 to present are beyond Tissa in the slightest. i cant think of one poster whos probably bearly missed a day on here than him.