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MAYOR QUIMBY
05-26-2009, 02:03 AM
and he was gonna share the secret. That shit had about 500 replies of people begging for the answer. Did he ever do it? I think it may have been DJMethods?

NIGHT MAYOR
05-26-2009, 02:08 AM
http://dariusgreindl.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/mysteryd2.jpg

drippie k
05-26-2009, 03:53 AM
one word
roofeez

Inspectah_Dirk
05-26-2009, 07:36 AM
Just stop acting gay and women will start coming up to you.

NIGHT MAYOR
05-26-2009, 07:45 AM
women are more attracted to gay people than testostorone football players, if you fucked bitches on the regular you would know this

begongo
05-26-2009, 08:14 AM
well ... depends

black women still like testosterone football players for example

Inspectah_Dirk
05-26-2009, 08:59 AM
women are more attracted to gay people than testostorone football players, if you fucked bitches on the regular you would know this

There's a difference between gay and gay you know? Plus, i'm not like a testosterone football player. I'm that euro-trash that looks gay according to American standards haha. But whatever, i hope he gets what i meant to say.

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
05-26-2009, 12:30 PM
women are more attracted to gay people than testostorone football players, if you fucked bitches on the regular you would know this


does that mean sometimes you pretend to be gay in order to fuck said bitches?

i read in cosmo (i think) years ago that some men like to do that. act all camp to get the females' attention, say gay shit to break the ice, and then he's in.

begongo
05-26-2009, 01:05 PM
^true, tested and confirmed

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
05-26-2009, 01:08 PM
lol ^^

what is your campest line?

Inspectah_Dirk
05-26-2009, 01:35 PM
Hahaha, yeah chicks think it's "safe" when they think you're gay. Less change of getting raped and all that haha. And then, when they don't see it coming..BAM! you hit her with the porno-penis!

The Hound
05-26-2009, 04:54 PM
Pretty sure it was graveyard shifter.

RADIOACTIVE MAN
05-27-2009, 12:35 AM
and you can see my sig to see what kinda chicks i bag..pm me,ill share the secret

Huggasaurus Sex
05-27-2009, 12:43 AM
i just pm'd grave and he sent me back a picture of his cock.

mods?












oh no wait, a female's mouth wasn't around it or anything so it's cool...

RADIOACTIVE MAN
05-27-2009, 12:47 AM
hahahahahahahaha

EAGLE EYE
05-27-2009, 12:49 AM
and you can see my sig to see what kinda chicks i bag..pm me,ill share the secret

she looks like rhinna upon first impression

RADIOACTIVE MAN
05-27-2009, 01:04 AM
yes indeed..let me grace u with a fuller pic
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v187/kinghorrorcore/3311_1137633637235_1119204837_40856.jpg

MAYOR QUIMBY
05-27-2009, 02:43 AM
^^The girl in your sig looks like a skinny white bitch, Victoria Beckham-like.


What the hell happened?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v187/kinghorrorcore/3311_1137633637235_1119204837_40856.jpg

EAGLE EYE
05-27-2009, 02:50 AM
that cant be the same girl

RADIOACTIVE MAN
05-27-2009, 06:07 AM
sure is

Longbongcilvaringz
05-27-2009, 06:26 AM
What the fuck?

NIGHT MAYOR
05-27-2009, 06:29 AM
.... yeah.......... xbox live is down........ wtf.

Longbongcilvaringz
05-27-2009, 06:35 AM
Xbox live has finally started working for me.

We should play a game of something like Halo sometime or something Fredy.

Jutzu-Lo-Killer
05-27-2009, 06:45 AM
princesa emperorles una latina como tu se merese un monje borracho como yo

i love ya

NIGHT MAYOR
05-27-2009, 06:46 AM
yeah, you havent added me.......... have you ?

im always down for halo but atm im stuck into WAW.

NIGHT MAYOR
05-27-2009, 07:02 AM
gldBOwUPuRM

RADIOACTIVE MAN
05-27-2009, 09:08 AM
^^^^^hhahahahahahaha

Inspectah_Dirk
05-27-2009, 09:41 AM
You won't find any chicks on x-box live tho.

MAYOR QUIMBY
05-27-2009, 01:16 PM
princesa emperorles una latina como tu se merese un monje borracho como yo
Perdon, pero a mi me gusta el churro grande, papi.

NIGHT MAYOR
05-27-2009, 03:55 PM
You won't find any chicks on x-box live tho.



hahahahah funny story that, i actualy have fucked a "girl" i met on halo *laughing*

she was decent too, older than me, by two years. no shit

Inspectah_Dirk
05-27-2009, 04:01 PM
Why did you put girl between "" ? Do you mean she said she was a girl, but turned out to be a man or something? :P

MAYOR QUIMBY
05-27-2009, 09:34 PM
^ Most likely. He enjoyed the feeling of the dude's five o'clock shadow scraping his cheek as they made passionate love.

RzaRectum
05-28-2009, 12:28 AM
hahahahah funny story that, i actualy have fucked a "girl" i met on halo *laughing*

she was decent too, older than me, by two years. no shit

Did this "girl" have a "dick" ?

NIGHT MAYOR
05-28-2009, 01:16 AM
You won't find any chicks on x-box live tho.

hahahahah funny story that, i actualy have fucked a "girl" i met on halo *laughing*

she was decent too, older than me, by two years. no shit

i should have quoted "chick" not "girl" - it was like 6:45 in the mornin, give a cracker a break.|(

il dig up some photo's after dinner.