I remember some months ago a cat here said he had a way of gaining any woman you want

[MAYOR QUIMBY]

and he was gonna share the secret. That shit had about 500 replies of people begging for the answer. Did he ever do it? I think it may have been DJMethods?

[NIGHT MAYOR]

http://dariusgreindl.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/mysteryd2.jpg

[drippie k]

one word
roofeez

[Inspectah_Dirk]

Just stop acting gay and women will start coming up to you.

[NIGHT MAYOR]

women are more attracted to gay people than testostorone football players, if you fucked bitches on the regular you would know this

[begongo]

well ... depends

black women still like testosterone football players for example

[Inspectah_Dirk]

women are more attracted to gay people than testostorone football players, if you fucked bitches on the regular you would know this

There's a difference between gay and gay you know? Plus, i'm not like a testosterone football player. I'm that euro-trash that looks gay according to American standards haha. But whatever, i hope he gets what i meant to say.

[Ol' Dirty Trixˣ]

women are more attracted to gay people than testostorone football players, if you fucked bitches on the regular you would know this


does that mean sometimes you pretend to be gay in order to fuck said bitches?

i read in cosmo (i think) years ago that some men like to do that. act all camp to get the females' attention, say gay shit to break the ice, and then he's in.

[begongo]

^true, tested and confirmed

[Ol' Dirty Trixˣ]

lol ^^

what is your campest line?

[Inspectah_Dirk]

Hahaha, yeah chicks think it's "safe" when they think you're gay. Less change of getting raped and all that haha. And then, when they don't see it coming..BAM! you hit her with the porno-penis!

[Energy Turtle]

Pretty sure it was graveyard shifter.

[RADIOACTIVE MAN]

and you can see my sig to see what kinda chicks i bag..pm me,ill share the secret

[Huggasaurus Sex]

i just pm'd grave and he sent me back a picture of his cock.

mods?












oh no wait, a female's mouth wasn't around it or anything so it's cool...

[RADIOACTIVE MAN]

hahahahahahahaha

[Rob Swanson]

and you can see my sig to see what kinda chicks i bag..pm me,ill share the secret

she looks like rhinna upon first impression

[RADIOACTIVE MAN]

yes indeed..let me grace u with a fuller pic
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v187/kinghorrorcore/3311_1137633637235_1119204837_40856.jpg

[MAYOR QUIMBY]

^^The girl in your sig looks like a skinny white bitch, Victoria Beckham-like.


What the hell happened?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v187/kinghorrorcore/3311_1137633637235_1119204837_40856.jpg

[Rob Swanson]

that cant be the same girl

[RADIOACTIVE MAN]

sure is

[Longbongcilvaringz]

What the fuck?

[NIGHT MAYOR]

.... yeah.......... xbox live is down........ wtf.

[Longbongcilvaringz]

Xbox live has finally started working for me.

We should play a game of something like Halo sometime or something Fredy.

[Drunken Monk]

princesa emperorles una latina como tu se merese un monje borracho como yo

i love ya

[NIGHT MAYOR]

yeah, you havent added me.......... have you ?

im always down for halo but atm im stuck into WAW.

[NIGHT MAYOR]

gldBOwUPuRM

[RADIOACTIVE MAN]

^^^^^hhahahahahahaha

[Inspectah_Dirk]

You won't find any chicks on x-box live tho.

[MAYOR QUIMBY]

princesa emperorles una latina como tu se merese un monje borracho como yo
Perdon, pero a mi me gusta el churro grande, papi.

[NIGHT MAYOR]

You won't find any chicks on x-box live tho.



hahahahah funny story that, i actualy have fucked a "girl" i met on halo *laughing*

she was decent too, older than me, by two years. no shit

[Inspectah_Dirk]

Why did you put girl between "" ? Do you mean she said she was a girl, but turned out to be a man or something? :P

[MAYOR QUIMBY]

^ Most likely. He enjoyed the feeling of the dude's five o'clock shadow scraping his cheek as they made passionate love.

[RzaRectum]

hahahahah funny story that, i actualy have fucked a "girl" i met on halo *laughing*

she was decent too, older than me, by two years. no shit

Did this "girl" have a "dick" ?

[NIGHT MAYOR]

You won't find any chicks on x-box live tho.

hahahahah funny story that, i actualy have fucked a "girl" i met on halo *laughing*

she was decent too, older than me, by two years. no shit

i should have quoted "chick" not "girl" - it was like 6:45 in the mornin, give a cracker a break.|(

il dig up some photo's after dinner.