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MAYOR QUIMBY
05-27-2009, 01:37 PM
All of us have something we will take to the grave. So share it here! No judging, no snitchin.

Inspectah_Dirk
05-27-2009, 02:05 PM
I can't tell that shit man. I'm supposed to take it to my grave like you said.

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Fuck that btw.

Tage
05-27-2009, 02:10 PM
i have a few things ill take to the grave, but im not sharing here.... i know a few people(real life niggaz) that visit these boards. so fuck that!

INF
05-27-2009, 02:14 PM
yo I know real life ppl up in here and even though this is a dumb ass thread cuz you set it up wrong (tell something you will take to the grave) ...

I'll disclose something about yesterday after 5 ppl disclose some real shit.I'll be the 6th

DUMBO
05-27-2009, 02:48 PM
i have never not eventually cheated on a girlfriend. there you go.

no. 1.

SHRAP
05-27-2009, 03:17 PM
i think about smacking people almost as much as i think about food and girls

MAYOR QUIMBY
05-27-2009, 03:34 PM
This thread IS a paradox, but its with people you dont know personally.

So fuck it, here's one of my many: I've whacked it to 2 Girls 1 cup.

TheBoarzHeadBoy
05-27-2009, 03:56 PM
I wake up every morning and wish I was dead so I could go back to sleep.

NIGHT MAYOR
05-27-2009, 04:04 PM
i think about smacking people almost as much as i think about food and girls

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6265980,00.jpg

YungSunny
05-27-2009, 05:46 PM
I constantly have the urge to cock-slap my guy teacher.
Not to be sexual or anything, just to show him his place in society, and that he's a piece of shiit.

OB4CL2
05-27-2009, 05:50 PM
i think about smacking people almost as much as i think about food and girls

WTF?? my piece wouldn't even erect to that shit.

OB4CL2
05-27-2009, 05:51 PM
WTF?? my piece wouldn't even erect to that shit.

^^^^ OOPS! lol i meant to say that to LES's post where he said. he whacked it to 2 girls in 1 cup. :)

INF
05-27-2009, 05:55 PM
well we aint here to judge ^




k , thats five so here we go.


yesterday right ..




























































































Street Fighter the movie came on g4 as the "movies that dont suck" movie and even though it had been the umteenth time I seen it on there ....



I let it play anyway.and I didnt watch it. I actually seen like maybe five minutes of it and thats because I was mad busy caught up and stuff. actually it was more like I was in the other room watching most shocking videos on another tv while I bumped off somebody elses wife.



























































k , who is gonna go next??????

SKAMPOE
05-27-2009, 06:10 PM
yo I know real life ppl up in here and even though this is a dumb ass thread cuz you set it up wrong (tell something you will take to the grave) ...

I'll disclose something about yesterday after 5 ppl disclose some real shit.I'll be the 6th

well we aint here to judge ^




k , thats five so here we go.


yesterday right ..




























































































Street Fighter the movie came on g4 as the "movies that dont suck" movie and even though it had been the umteenth time I seen it on there ....



I let it play anyway.and I didnt watch it. I actually seen like maybe five minutes of it and thats because I was mad busy caught up and stuff. actually it was more like I was in the other room watching most shocking videos on another tv while I bumped off somebody elses wife.



























































k , who is gonna go next??????

hahahahahahahahaha

INF
05-27-2009, 06:16 PM
shit now I can never edit it cuz u quoted it.....


there goes the fuckin grave.lmao

Professor Poopsnagle
05-27-2009, 06:45 PM
I have herpes and I stole a my girlfriends sisters antibiotics out her fridge because I didn't want to deal with a doc looking/touching my penils.

INF
05-27-2009, 07:43 PM
totally not here to judge

noel411
05-27-2009, 07:50 PM
I have an outrageous story involving a whore that I may or may not one day share with my best buddy.

SKAMPOE
05-27-2009, 09:20 PM
noel hasnt told us how he still rock these

http://10.media.tumblr.com/dAnu0GQlcnyoa2wdzAi0HEOTo1_400.jpg

EAGLE EYE
05-27-2009, 09:29 PM
noel hasnt told us how he still rock these

http://10.media.tumblr.com/dAnu0GQlcnyoa2wdzAi0HEOTo1_400.jpg


haha i want that.

MAYOR QUIMBY
05-27-2009, 09:31 PM
Something else i've never told anyone:


I work at a health food store and this oooold crusty, wrinkly lady came in. It's gonna seem like a joke but she seriously pulled me to the side and whispered that her booty hole was itchy and she wanted a gentle cream to ease the itch. The weird thing is, it actually turned me on! I was throbbing like one of those thermometers in the cartoons when it's about to pop!! And this bitch was ooooold and flaky lookin. The kind of old lady that has peach fuzz all over her face and smells like an old closet.

drippie k
05-27-2009, 09:33 PM
i shaved my armpits once when i was like 13..neeever doing that again

INF
05-27-2009, 09:39 PM
so not here to judge

SKAMPOE
05-27-2009, 09:45 PM
something else i've never told anyone:


I work at a health food store and this oooold crusty, wrinkly lady came in. It's gonna seem like a joke but she seriously pulled me to the side and whispered that her booty hole was itchy and she wanted a gentle cream to ease the itch. The weird thing is, it actually turned me on! I was throbbing like one of those thermometers in the cartoons when it's about to pop!! And this bitch was ooooold and flaky lookin. The kind of old lady that has peach fuzz all over her face and smells like an old closet.
hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahah smells like an old closet hahahahah so true

NIKLZ
05-27-2009, 10:18 PM

RzaRectum
05-28-2009, 02:42 AM
I keep my nasties shaved to the skin. Every inch.

noel411
05-28-2009, 02:59 AM
noel hasnt told us how he still rock these

http://10.media.tumblr.com/dAnu0GQlcnyoa2wdzAi0HEOTo1_400.jpg
What is that?

RzaRectum
05-28-2009, 03:12 AM
The lamborghini.. or the notebook... they both seem self-explanatory to me..

drippie k
05-28-2009, 04:27 AM
i liked armageddon and pearl harbor

002
05-28-2009, 05:41 AM
I'm actually this guy

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v712/buttzilla/folder2/crucioimic3ek.jpg

RADIOACTIVE MAN
05-28-2009, 06:11 AM
yea..i cant b...id loose everything in my life right now

Longbongcilvaringz
05-28-2009, 06:25 AM
Wu Corp really has some deep seeded secrets.

SHRAP
05-28-2009, 09:00 AM
WTF?? my piece wouldn't even erect to that shit.

... mothafucka i wasnt talkin about sexually, u think i get a boner thinkin about food? /( stupid mothafucka

Art Vandelay
05-28-2009, 09:02 AM
yea..i cant b...id loose everything in my life right now


it's ok grave, we'll understand. everyone has a gay relative. no big deal. i'm sure you were just young and experimenting. nothing to be ashamed of.

Durag
05-28-2009, 09:09 AM
i liked armageddon and pearl harbor

hahahahha

it's ok grave, we'll understand. everyone has a gay relative. no big deal. i'm sure you were just young and experimenting. nothing to be ashamed of.

HAhahahahahahhahahahaha

I dont think theres much shit about me i havent told anyone, theres been fucking loads up nights ive been up all night out of my mind on alcohol and drugs and im sure ive probably blabbed everything to various people.

Except... one time when i was younger (bout 12 or 13) i was fed up of masterbating so i cut a hole in a cushion from a couch (not the soft ones, the big ones that are part of the couch) and stuck my dick in it and started fucking it. I had to stop half way through and pull my dick out, coz it was fuckin buring. I tore bits of the skin off and was in a lot of pain. I spent the week walking a like handicap.

Senator C. Palantine
05-28-2009, 09:13 AM
1988, pops died, middle of the night. Forty-six years old, middle of his life. My mother ain't have a job, poppy was on his grind. And we ain't got no money, so she lose her fuckin' mind. Lenny helped out, and that was real, but he had a little daughter to raise, and that's the deal. My other brother, I won't mention his fucking name because he ain't worthy of my bitterness or fuckin' pain. Me and my mother, all we needed was some loveand my brother, all he needed was his drugs.
How could you look at us with a job, we was poor. It's your mother birthday, you don't give her a call? You have two nephews and a beautiful niece, but they don't think of you as Uncle, they think you deceased. I'm so fuckin' mad that I got a slug for you, but Mommy raised me better, I got love for you.

I'll see you on the street, dog, we gonna handle it.One on one, beat you down and then hug you tell you I love you, daddy, but now, fuck you.

JamSix
05-28-2009, 10:51 AM
I snitched out a home boy to his broad and informed her that he was cheatin on her so I could get up in there.

INF
05-28-2009, 11:10 AM
smh.....

not here to judge at all but I really hate COCK BLOCKERS. Shit is just terrible. Youtube "cockblocker skit" and you'll find these skits where these two cats just constantly cock block each other. that shit is funny but in real life - I deem the "bitch" if I catch you cock blockin. most times too , I know you are doing it. the females I fuck with always tell me whats up even when they dont like me no more and even when they dont like me they know damn well they gonna like me again so they keep it 100 with me.




get ya own pussy off ya own name dont go around trying to shine off somebody elses shit.

























but AGAIN - I am totally not here to judge.








NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXxxxxxT.........


NEXT????????

Durag
05-28-2009, 11:15 AM
Infinity, serious question dude, what in the fuck are you talking about?

RADIOACTIVE MAN
05-28-2009, 11:18 AM
it's ok grave, we'll understand. everyone has a gay relative. no big deal. i'm sure you were just young and experimenting. nothing to be ashamed of.
hahahahahaha..its nothing like that b

INF
05-28-2009, 11:48 AM
Infinity, serious question dude, what in the fuck are you talking about?


oh what? you dont know what cock blocking is?

you didnt just read that I said I dont like cock blockers? you didnt understand the part where I said that even if a dude cock blocks on me with one of my girls , he aint gonna win cuz they come back and tell me and they also know better?


I mean what was so hard to understand about that?


are you confused cuz I called out "next"? I'm saying for the next person to come on with the next confession.


seriously I dont understand how you couldnt understand.

YungSunny
05-28-2009, 12:51 PM
I snitched out a home boy to his broad and informed her that he was cheatin on her so I could get up in there.

You cock blocked your heart man.
That's fuckin sick.

Inspectah_Dirk
05-28-2009, 12:57 PM
I once followed Jasper for a few blocks in Haarlem, without him knowing.

SKAMPOE
05-28-2009, 01:17 PM
What is that?
its a crapper keeper....it ruled the nineties

SKAMPOE
05-28-2009, 01:20 PM
smh.....

Not here to judge at all but i really hate cock blockers. Shit is just terrible. Youtube "cockblocker skit" and you'll find these skits where these two cats just constantly cock block each other. That shit is funny but in real life - i deem the "bitch" if i catch you cock blockin. Most times too , i know you are doing it. The females i fuck with always tell me whats up even when they dont like me no more and even when they dont like me they know damn well they gonna like me again so they keep it 100 with me.




Get ya own pussy off ya own name dont go around trying to shine off somebody elses shit.

























But again - i am totally not here to judge.








Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxt.........


Next????????

infinity, serious question dude, what in the fuck are you talking about?
:w

Ghost In The 'Lac
05-28-2009, 01:22 PM
i have a very well known secondary..

Tage
05-28-2009, 01:26 PM
^ why?

Professor Poopsnagle
05-28-2009, 03:23 PM
I'm a secondary of a 5000+ posts account.

JASPER
05-28-2009, 04:01 PM
I once followed Jasper for a few blocks in Haarlem, without him knowing.
I did notice. I was just wondering why you didn't follow me all the way to my appartment where I had set up a warm bath with scented candles on the side where I was waiting on you. Naked. With a boner. A naked boner.

RADIOACTIVE MAN
05-28-2009, 04:03 PM
i think i got a few chicks pregy

NIKLZ
05-28-2009, 08:38 PM
i think i got a few chicks pregy

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Dokuro
05-28-2009, 09:00 PM
sorry i have a psyciretist for that

Dokuro
05-28-2009, 09:01 PM
i have a very well known secondary..

I'm a secondary of a 5000+ posts account.
every one knew and we wernt juging

TAURO
05-28-2009, 09:06 PM
Something else i've never told anyone:


I work at a health food store and this oooold crusty, wrinkly lady came in. It's gonna seem like a joke but she seriously pulled me to the side and whispered that her booty hole was itchy and she wanted a gentle cream to ease the itch. The weird thing is, it actually turned me on! I was throbbing like one of those thermometers in the cartoons when it's about to pop!! And this bitch was ooooold and flaky lookin. The kind of old lady that has peach fuzz all over her face and smells like an old closet.

Ahaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

EAGLE EYE
05-28-2009, 09:36 PM
this thread is on some 'hello kitty bed spread satin-funk' type shit.


want nothing to do with it.



u guys gonna play spin the bottle next?

SKAMPOE
05-28-2009, 10:21 PM
buncha fags ey lol




lets up the ante




















i never told ya i did time in a phsyc ward for cutting an officer in the face with a razor while resisting arrest while i was swimmin in wet!

EAGLE EYE
05-28-2009, 10:24 PM
buncha fags ey lol




lets up the ante




















i never told ya i did time in a phsyc ward for cutting an officer in the face with a razor while resisting arrest while i was swimmin in wet!

so the PCP name choice makes sense?

INF
05-28-2009, 10:25 PM
From like the ages of 17 to 22 , I didnt give a fuck who you were I robbed you blind.

SKAMPOE
05-28-2009, 10:28 PM
so the PCP name choice makes sense?
pcp was founded waaaaaay b4 that..

INF
05-28-2009, 10:30 PM
I once got busy in a burger king bathroom

SKAMPOE
05-28-2009, 10:31 PM
aw shit i fucked mad broads while i werked at mc donalds, yes i worked!

Art Vandelay
05-28-2009, 10:31 PM
i never told anybody about my neighbor that i fucked. holy shit, what was i thinking? instead of tsa trying to hunt down a picture of my ass, he should have been looking for the picture of this broad because if that ever got posted, he would have seriously e-destroyed me. i mean, why couldn't i just have stopped at the blow job? what the fuck was wrong with me that night?

SKAMPOE
05-28-2009, 10:36 PM
hahahahahahah i fucked a one legged hoe hahaha shit we had a relationship bruh lol top that!

INF
05-28-2009, 10:37 PM
I fucked a chick that was partial deaf so dee dallked dike diss

SKAMPOE
05-28-2009, 10:41 PM
lol i lost my virginity to a crack whore ahahh true story god i was runnin the graveyard shift and i payed a crack whore to suck me off but i couyldnt bust so i hit her off doggy lmao 2 purple top nicks!

INF
05-28-2009, 10:44 PM
you know me dogg , I dont judge. haha

SKAMPOE
05-28-2009, 10:54 PM
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Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
05-29-2009, 08:48 AM
aw shit i fucked mad broads while i werked at mc donalds, yes i worked!



it's where i met the love of my life. lol. ;$

we'd both only just turned 17 at the time.

Inspectah_Dirk
05-29-2009, 06:07 PM
I did notice. I was just wondering why you didn't follow me all the way to my appartment where I had set up a warm bath with scented candles on the side where I was waiting on you. Naked. With a boner. A naked boner.

Hahaha, you should've ended your post with "no homo".

JASPER
05-29-2009, 06:17 PM
Why?

*adds some more hot water to bath*

*sings in da tub*

BUBBLES!!

Inspectah_Dirk
05-29-2009, 06:35 PM
On second thought...forget that "no homo". I ment "yes homo".

But nothing but love Jasper, only not in the bathtub dude.

Dokuro
05-29-2009, 06:42 PM
all right since were uping the anti ill join in


i once got a job at home depot making approx. $16.75 and pluse benifets



oh. i like to give a shot out to Jose, miguel, and luis,


i was in the union

YungSunny
05-29-2009, 07:10 PM
lol i lost my virginity to a crack whore

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/79/BigL-Lifestylez.jpg