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DrunkenMasta303
05-28-2009, 10:55 PM
peace

i was thinking about this and eye think the guy who invented longpapers is a fukkin GENIUS! it was an old ancient egyptian man around the year 3150 BC who had the first vision of smoking marijuana inside of some good ol' papyrus. his name is unknown but he will never be forgotten because he set the FOUNDATION through the manifestation of knowledge! (pbuh)

some other GREAT inventions:

-internet porn

-mpc/drummachine (otherwise Wu-Tang wouldnt even x-ist, plus many things more like chess, shaolin, 5%ers, comic books)

-gravity

-kentucky fried chicken (because of swine flu)

add on.

DrunkenMasta303
05-28-2009, 11:11 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31bQo0%2BYmUL.jpg

SKAMPOE
05-28-2009, 11:34 PM
indoor plumbing and religion

^hands down the 2 greatest invention ever created/invented

INF
05-28-2009, 11:42 PM
easy







the BONG














http://www.thehomegrown.com/gallery/3/bong+and++bongs.jpg

Art Vandelay
05-28-2009, 11:45 PM
some other GREAT inventions:

-internet porn




ya know, i never thought of that. you young kids have it lucky with this internet porn. when i was growing up, if you wanted to beat off, you either had to find your dad's secret magazine stash or hope your parents went to bed early so you could catch real sex 29 on hbo with some naked hippies on a nudist commune doing some weird breathing exercise. the other option was going home early from school and beating off to kiana on body shaping while she did squats.

indoor plumbing and religion

^hands down the 2 greatest invention ever created/invented

haha. true dat on the religion. many men have become wealthy and powerful off of the invention of religion.

EAGLE EYE
05-28-2009, 11:49 PM
ya know, i never thought of that. you young kids have it lucky with this internet porn. when i was growing up, if you wanted to beat off, you either had to find your dad's secret magazine stash or hope your parents went to bed early so you could catch real sex 29 on hbo with some naked hippies on a nudist commune doing some weird breathing exercise. the other option was going home early from school and beating off to kiana on body shaping while she did squats.



haha. true dat on the religion. many men have become wealthy and powerful off of the invention of religion.


yea the access to porn this younger generation has at their fingertips is going to ruin the fabric of society thats already been put through a blender and shit out into a cup.

Look at what porn has done to black kids in nebraska. They just str8 gave up on gettin' the real skinz and tune into spankwire between hot pocket meals and all night Wii parties.

DrunkenMasta303
05-28-2009, 11:50 PM
WTF!? why did wucorp move my thread?

this was KTL Material, i came there to build!

http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/images/icons/icon13.gif

JerseyIronman
05-28-2009, 11:51 PM
the wheel, the telephone, the steam engine, paperclips, autotune?

fire? does that count as invention or just a discovery? that was pretty damn important.

SKAMPOE
05-28-2009, 11:52 PM
hahaha burn!

Art Vandelay
05-29-2009, 12:15 AM
http://collegecandy.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/thongs1.jpg

Olive Oil Goombah
05-29-2009, 12:17 AM
hot water tanks and the ability to take warm showers.

refrigerators and freezers.

EAGLE EYE
05-29-2009, 12:20 AM
i found out in WIRED magazine Muslims were the first to invent a device for distilling purposes therefore whiskey could be created. Thank you muslim ppl, you've enhanced my life.

Olive Oil Goombah
05-29-2009, 12:21 AM
typical muslim immoral behavior

PALEHORSE
05-29-2009, 12:30 AM
people who found radionics, free energy, royal raymond rife, nikolai tesla, founders of saline proccessing, eddie bravo, hannehman.

Olive Oil Goombah
05-29-2009, 12:32 AM
u dont even know what those things are

oDoUoSoKo
05-29-2009, 12:36 AM
sarcasm.

EAGLE EYE
05-29-2009, 12:40 AM
typical muslim immoral behavior

lol pushing buttons again i see

PALEHORSE
05-29-2009, 12:52 AM
u dont even know what those things are

naw, you dont know what they are.

noel411
05-29-2009, 01:01 AM
Surfboard.

oDoUoSoKo
05-29-2009, 01:05 AM
sex involving fecal matter.

NIGHT MAYOR
05-29-2009, 02:07 AM
ze wheel, hands down.

SKAMPOE
05-29-2009, 07:11 AM
fredy invented his own flesh light..














































http://i33.tinypic.com/2yulvdd.jpg

hes the mcgyver of extreme fapping

Tage
05-29-2009, 07:13 AM
haha. true dat on the religion. many men have become wealthy and powerful off of the invention of religion.

yeah some schmuck who lives in nazareth, called jesus.


best invention is electricity (harnessing and generating)

Drunken Monk
05-29-2009, 07:14 AM
Wu tang

Tage
05-29-2009, 07:16 AM
gravity


HAHAHAHAH... like Karl Pilkington said...

"It wasnt a problem before Isaac Newton came along was it? we wasnt all floatin about..."

Longbongcilvaringz
05-29-2009, 07:16 AM
peace

i was thinking about this and eye think the guy who invented longpapers is a fukkin GENIUS! it was an old ancient egyptian man around the year 3150 BC who had the first vision of smoking marijuana inside of some good ol' papyrus. his name is unknown but he will never be forgotten because he set the FOUNDATION through the manifestation of knowledge! (pbuh)

some other GREAT inventions:

-internet porn

-mpc/drummachine (otherwise Wu-Tang wouldnt even x-ist, plus many things more like chess, shaolin, 5%ers, comic books)

-gravity

-kentucky fried chicken (because of swine flu)

add on.

Definitely.

Rolling with standard papers is annoying as fuck.

Longbongcilvaringz
05-29-2009, 07:20 AM
fredy invented his own flesh light..














































http://i33.tinypic.com/2yulvdd.jpg

hes the mcgyver of extreme fapping

haha

The greatest invention was flames.

The harnessing of the flames.

And the power that comes with it.

Flames.

cap
05-29-2009, 09:26 AM
best invention is electricity (harnessing and generating)

close thread, nothing to see here folks.

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
05-29-2009, 09:40 AM
Definitely.

Rolling with standard papers is annoying as fuck.


i used to think that too. i've been buying my papers from the pound shop for years, and before that i used to buy them from the market stall. it's a lot cheaper buying them that way. instead of paying 70p for one pack, i'd get 3 packs for 1. but i haven't seen anywhere that's sells them anymore.

so lately, i've been buying 10 packs of regular papers for 1. it takes seconds to stick the papers together, so it's not as annoying as i used to think.

RzaRectum
05-29-2009, 12:50 PM
haha

The greatest invention was flames.

The harnessing of the flames.

And the power that comes with it.

Flames.


FLAMES

Is that your final answer?



http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e152/Danuas/faggot0.jpg

beautifulrock
05-29-2009, 01:09 PM
Dvr

NAKHI the SOLORIAN
05-29-2009, 01:24 PM
the internet you fools............

GZAjector
05-29-2009, 01:26 PM
gunpowder

Longbongcilvaringz
05-29-2009, 01:51 PM
FLAMES

Is that your final answer?



http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e152/Danuas/faggot0.jpg

This guy teamed up the spiderman underwear with the tigger vest and the spy kids poster.

This guy teamed up the spiderman underwear with the tigger vest and the spy kids poster.

This guy teamed up the spiderman underwear with the tigger vest and the spy kids poster.

pootiedonedidit
05-29-2009, 06:05 PM
the internetz

Inspectah_Dirk
05-29-2009, 06:58 PM
Breathmints, some fuckers still haven't discovered them yet tho.

But fire should be the greatest invention ever..without that the rest wouldve been fucked up. And don't start with the Internet and porn and all that shit, cuz they arent THAT great, and u know it.

Dokuro
05-29-2009, 07:47 PM
soory im guna go with the knife

Uncle Steezo
05-29-2009, 08:23 PM
The white man

Praise be unto yakub

beautifulrock
05-29-2009, 08:31 PM
fire, electricity, gravity....these aren't inventions, they're discoveries.

Mumm Ra
05-29-2009, 08:43 PM
hip hop

THE W
05-29-2009, 08:43 PM
fire, electricity, gravity....these aren't inventions, they're discoveries.
WAR this statement

the greatest invention?

MAN

RzaRectum
05-30-2009, 02:03 AM
Meat holes are the greatest invention. Marinate on THAT one for a bit.

GhettoGnom
05-30-2009, 08:41 AM
1.
Hip Hop


2.
the BONG

http://www.thehomegrown.com/gallery/3/bong+and++bongs.jpg

Tage
05-30-2009, 08:59 AM
fire, electricity, gravity....these aren't inventions, they're discoveries.


thats what i was going to say about fire. electricity isnt really a discovery though (the harnessing and generating of, is an invention). which is the best, obviously.

Kingkazim
05-30-2009, 09:52 AM
The white man

Praise be unto yakub

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d55/complexbutsmove/yakub.jpg

JASPER
05-30-2009, 11:13 PM
Charles Jones

SKAMPOE
05-30-2009, 11:28 PM
Charles Jones
hahahahha for realz lmao

battle?
05-31-2009, 12:38 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Jones_(radio_host)