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Big Risk
06-17-2009, 11:51 AM
Because your normally next to your dog or in the surround area.













they really want to track you.

Thrilla24x7
06-17-2009, 12:53 PM
Peace God.
I am so enlightened, thank god for the Ledge

LORD NOSE
06-17-2009, 01:01 PM
you say it like if having a dog is something most do
like if its normal to have a dog - in your apartment

diggy
06-17-2009, 01:21 PM
Dogs leave the spot they sit at wet with feces stains.

LORD NOSE
06-17-2009, 01:28 PM
they walk in the pee pee do do grass lick other dogs ass then you go and kiss them in the mouth

they leave fur all over the got dam place - on the stove, in the frig, in your mouth, down your throat

they make mad noise at night - barking

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/4349/dogobediencetraining.jpg

diggy
06-17-2009, 01:42 PM
Man's best friend, eh?

Mumm Ra
06-17-2009, 04:29 PM
hah well put
I never want a pet dog, or probably any pet
I could never be lonely enough to want to put up with all that shit, and feed it when I could be feeding myself

LORD NOSE
06-17-2009, 06:08 PM
lol - i just got a bad case of DeJaVu
seeing Lucid cursing me out for some reason
did it happen before or is it going to happen ?

dogs are cool though
animals love me
but i bet allot of diseases are linked to the fact that people have them shittin and pissin all over city streets and parks - they eat raw meat - the flys love their do do - land on it, then land on your fish sandwich - flys don't just land on any do do - they be on dog and cat shit for a very good reason

Mumm Ra
06-18-2009, 06:29 AM
oh it's going to happen Sunny....just you wait..

lol nah that's funny tho, I'm about the last person to curse anyone out. maybe the Vet Insult Chamber was in the back of your mind?
if I ever do bring out the lucid exclusive verbal abusive attack it's for good reason, like the kid on facebook I didn't even know who came at me like some savage - 3 messages later I shit on his whole world so badly he deleted his account.
god was that entertaining.
anyways I don't hate dogs or anything, I think my little brother's little dog is pretty awesome. I just personally wouldn't want to put up with one, especially a big one - for the reasons listed.

on a side note when I was little I got bit in the face by a dog, still got a little scar under my jaw
and around 16yrs old a mean ass german shepherd bit me in my ass as I was running from it, luckily I closed the door quick enough to not be left with one cheek.
this has no bearing on my opinion just thought I'd share. thank you good night.

Durag
06-18-2009, 11:16 AM
Big Risk doesnt put a tracking device on his dog, his dog puts one on HIM.

When Big Risk takes a shit, its his dog who has to pick it up off the grass.

Big Risks dog is sick of him trying to hump him.

There is serious confusion when Big Risk buys dog food.

The last time Big Risk went to the dog kennels he was locked in a cage for three months. When nobody wanted him they went to drown him, and only then did they realized that he was part human.

Big Risk has spent his life looking for his estranged tail.

When Big Risk brings his dog to the vets he gets a two in one offer - the vet treats him too.

Big Risk
06-19-2009, 01:26 AM
^^Is this guy serious? that shit was fucking GAY

diggy
06-19-2009, 02:55 AM
Big Risk doesnt put a tracking device on his dog, his dog puts one on HIM.

When Big Risk takes a shit, its his dog who has to pick it up off the grass.

Big Risks dog is sick of him trying to hump him.

There is serious confusion when Big Risk buys dog food.

The last time Big Risk went to the dog kennels he was locked in a cage for three months. When nobody wanted him they went to drown him, and only then did they realized that he was part human.

Big Risk has spent his life looking for his estranged tail.

When Big Risk brings his dog to the vets he gets a two in one offer - the vet treats him too.



You literally had me LOL'ing.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Durag
06-19-2009, 04:17 AM
^^Is this guy serious? that shit was fucking GAY

Go lick your own balls, faggot

LORD NOSE
06-19-2009, 08:29 AM
lmao - yall wild

RALPH WIGGUM
06-19-2009, 08:50 AM
http://www.nypost.com/photos/galleries/entertainment/pp_20090123_brad_pitt_movie_roles/photo10.jpg

Dags, d'ya like dags?

Big Risk
06-19-2009, 12:33 PM
Go lick your own balls, faggot
I have no idea how the fuck your coming up with this dumb shit. Go lick your own balls? Youd really say that to someone in person?


FAG

LORD NOSE
06-19-2009, 12:44 PM
gen chat material yet ?

Big Risk
06-19-2009, 01:13 PM
knew it would come to this with this many pricks on here

LORD NOSE
06-19-2009, 02:46 PM
we hear you man - and i agree that you can be monitored by people who may sell you a tracking device for your dog - its just the way you put it -

want to talk about monitoring of the people by the gubment or whoever ?

look into that little red dot on your cable box

RALPH WIGGUM
06-19-2009, 02:50 PM
I had never heard of tracking devices for dogs before.

OB4CL2
06-19-2009, 04:32 PM
they should invent some shit that you put on your dog that has a screen on it. and the

device detects the dog's thoughts. and words in english show up on the screen of what

the dog is thinking. or if he's barking, what he's saying in dog-human language translation.