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Uncle Steezo
07-11-2009, 02:37 AM
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week 1.5 sprouting begins
herbs are in the lower left. melons on the right, cucumbers on the left
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cucumber
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week3
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week 4
1st melon bud. i named him SKAMPOE in hopes he will grow to be just as obese and sweet with his dick googling self.
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SKAMPOE's retrospective...

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last thursday
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1st cucumbers named style and master. tho i doubt they will get as long as my cock.
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i got a bunch of these bushes . the ripe black ones taste like grapes. i blended them with ice sugar and vodka. i call it Smurf Pussy.
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i just went outside to take a current snapshot of SKAMPOE but a chubacabra was out back eating a cougar so i ran back in the house. my dumbass put the chain on the door too. like that would stop a chubacabra from coming in. everybody knows they can slide their arm in and unhook it.


i'll try again in a minute.

Uncle Steezo
07-11-2009, 02:43 AM
oh yeah, cucumbers and watermelons are cousins.

they tend to cross pollenate

i am playing botanical yakub and am hoping for long melons that can be sliced into chips or round cucumbers

Visionz
07-11-2009, 03:32 AM
hellz yeah, fuck the supermarket when you got your own little slice of earff :b

NIKLZ
07-11-2009, 04:25 AM
7

Uncle Steezo
07-11-2009, 04:27 AM
sheeeeit
i'm going round town with a trunk full of melons and hit the parks on weekends. $5 a pop or 3 for 10


each plant yeilds 5-8 melons. i have 11 plants.

from a pack of 99 seeds

Uncle Steezo
07-11-2009, 04:33 AM
Thats all good but where da herbal remedies at?
you must want a brotha with 2 strikes to go back to prison huh?!?!

http://thisdistractedglobe.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/Baby3.jpg


if someone DID plant some seeds they would be about 2 feet tall right now.

Visionz
07-11-2009, 04:51 AM
sheeeeit
i'm going round town with a trunk full of melons and hit the parks on weekends. $5 a pop or 3 for 10


each plant yeilds 5-8 melons. i have 11 plants.

from a pack of 99 seeds
I was thinkin along the same line lookin at a pepper packets at Home Depot the other day while helping a friend renovate his house.

I need a six-figure job so I quit with this renting bullshit. :yes:

NIGHT MAYOR
07-11-2009, 05:33 AM
nice work man! i love growing stuff, not just weed. im thinking about starting to grow some stuff on my balcony - its bare as fuck atm.

btw CUT YA FUCKIN FINGERNAILS MANG

Uncle Steezo
07-11-2009, 12:17 PM
nice work man! i love growing stuff, not just weed. im thinking about starting to grow some stuff on my balcony - its bare as fuck atm.

btw CUT YA FUCKIN FINGERNAILS MANG

there's something about eating the food you grow. you are recycling your own love. i guess its how djmeth feels when he busts in his own mouth.

soon-guk choi said that my nails were "sexyman good" between my french manicure and happy endinhg. i told her to leave my eyebrows alone cuz i didnt want to look like the gaze.

SKAMPOE right now...
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two unamed melons
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NIGHT MAYOR
07-11-2009, 12:55 PM
fat joe n big pun ?

LORD NOSE
07-11-2009, 01:53 PM
nice

SKAMPOE
07-11-2009, 01:56 PM
hhahahhahaha great to see stickin to ur wu corp rehab, lol i love wu corp, only place that'll make a nigga stop typing and start growing.... love how u baptized the melon with the gawds name, just dont try n stick it in ur ass...

NIGHT MAYOR
07-11-2009, 08:38 PM
*laugh out loud*

SKAMPOE
07-11-2009, 08:59 PM
http://melon.bz/wp-content/themes/melon/images/melon-enter.jpg

EAGLE EYE
07-11-2009, 09:47 PM
LOL 2 unnamed melons.



name one 'Back Rapeman' and the other "Diggy"

Lex Lugor
07-11-2009, 10:00 PM
i got them peach and plum trees in the front yard
fucking delicious
low maintenance
i like that
imma have to try this some year though them berrys look like they burst in your mouth

Uncle Steezo
07-11-2009, 10:55 PM
the berries grow wild. i got unlimited amounts.
its nice being able to go outside and grab a fresh snack.
eating fruit str8 off the tree or vine is almost as good as Karamel Sundae's cootchie sweat.

EAGLE EYE
07-11-2009, 11:06 PM
Karamel's coochie sweat is a delicacy on the farrr East coast of America.

It's also banned in 43 countries.

Uncle Steezo
07-11-2009, 11:51 PM
i hear there is some bootleg k-sweat floating around.,
looks the same but actually is lacey's cavity drippings.

SKAMPOE
07-12-2009, 11:29 AM
damn thats gross gavin lol fuckin cavity drippings lol who says shit like that lol

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
07-12-2009, 12:04 PM
ahahahaha @ this sad, brokedown former wannabe internet personality trying to use gardening to fill the void wu-corp left in his heart.

This ho stayed up til all night making a youtube dis video directed at melons and cucumbers, and then he sat there mumbling and telling confused passersby about how he "totally sonned Skampoe Melon".

This fragile, lonely Blacktubing dumpster-diving 90-pound homothug is getting his interaction fix with vegetables now.

Uncle Steezo
07-12-2009, 01:50 PM
dan i'm twice the man your momma ever was, even if my beard isnt as bushy.




style
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master
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and introducing GAVIN
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the melons still have some time to ripen. they taste like melon but without the sugar. add sugar and ur good tho.
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EAGLE EYE
07-12-2009, 01:52 PM
His garden of "Adam & Steve" could use some Calcium supplement.

BLACK BART SIMPSON
07-12-2009, 02:01 PM
this thread cracks me up...but when i get older id prolly grow berries cuz berries go fucking hard...i mean cock in a tight buthole hard.

EAGLE EYE
07-12-2009, 02:07 PM
I never imagined a thread about gardening could make some pasty jewish kid from the south so so angry!

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
07-12-2009, 03:59 PM
I never imagined a thread about gardening could make some pasty jewish kid from the south so so angry!

Im a bronze god.

Im from Connecticut.

You're still upset about me making fun of community college.

Slang has technical school spirit.

Ghost In The 'Lac
07-12-2009, 04:39 PM
wutang-crops.com

cotdamn black people have figured out how to grow their own watermelons.
where does that industry grow from here
and will you be postiing instructions on blacktube?
how long until a family bucket is a possibilty?

http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles/a195_m4.jpg

shit, a niggas gotta have draems right?
i had this one deram from when i was 13 years old that hopefully, one day, i could have my own allotment, what does a nigga do with all that eart? Watermelons and Weed (well actually hemp, that im pretending is weed to people half m age on wu crops.)

Uncle Steezo
07-12-2009, 05:09 PM
lacey was eating a melon on the couch when his mom yelled at him for spitting seeds on the floor.


she quickly apologized when she realized they were his teef.

Ghost In The 'Lac
07-12-2009, 05:13 PM
bading

nice to see you had that one in storage for as soon as me posted in this thread.
Gavins dick so small ex wifey traded him in for a black man.

Slide
07-12-2009, 05:24 PM
:)

Uncle Steezo
07-12-2009, 05:30 PM
its easy to diss a mutt with bad teef.

all that food rotting in yo teef ya compost mouth ass nigga
ya manure breaf havin muhfukka.
lacey you need to come spit on my garden ya miracle grow mouf havin muhfukka.
last time lacey ate peanut m&ms a plant sprouted out of his toof.
hahahahahaha oh shit
ya george washington carver mouth muhfukka.
hahahahaha
lacey teef dont get plaque they get moss
nigga prolly got a wood grill hahahahahaha with bark hahahahahahahh and fangs

hahahahahahahah

ooooooweeeeeeee! i gotta stop smokin dis shit right here!!!

EAGLE EYE
07-12-2009, 07:52 PM
Im a bronze god.

Im from Connecticut.

You're still upset about me making fun of community college.

Slang has technical school spirit.


LOL no not really.



In my field degrees or certifications only get you so far. Plus being born gifted, driven & ambitious has helped boost me into the position I'm in today.

When you set your own hours your doing something right. Ask your Corp Crush Gavin (Captain on the WuCorp badminton team) about that luxury.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
07-12-2009, 07:58 PM
LOL no not really.



In my field degrees or certifications only get you so far. Plus being born gifted, driven & ambitious has helped boost me into the position I'm in today.

When you set your own hours your doing something right. Ask your Corp Crush Gavin (Captain on the WuCorp badminton team) about that luxury.

If you were really an innovator, you would develop some kind of youtube-like site, but tailored to caucasians.

Think of the possibilities!

Olive Oil Goombah
07-12-2009, 08:07 PM
may i interrupt this catfight to let it be known that cantelopes have been absolutely delicious this season.

EAGLE EYE
07-12-2009, 08:10 PM
If you were really an innovator, you would develop some kind of youtube-like site, but tailored to caucasians.

Think of the possibilities!


That is brilliant. We could call it: World Star Indie Rock



Not only could I make bank on CPMs from large banner ads depicting emotional scarf wearing scene kids holding cheddar ranting about the latest pyramid schemes

But host videos of Arcade Fire groupies dancing in Dad's hot tub or leaked footage of Jared Leto drunk off Miller Chill crying into a guitar case.

Video ideas are endless!

Dr. Simon Hurt
07-12-2009, 08:12 PM
leaked footage of Jared Leto drunk off Miller Chill crying into a guitar case.



that literally made me spit out my drink

Olive Oil Goombah
07-12-2009, 08:14 PM
that literally made me spit out my drink

so now you got hot semen all over your computer screen? dayum.....

Dr. Simon Hurt
07-12-2009, 08:19 PM
^^^hur hur hur...

my illegitimate italiano son wants his daddy to give him some attention, how quaint

Dr. Simon Hurt
07-12-2009, 08:22 PM
tooch doing his morning calisthenics

http://makefun.cn/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/15.jpg

SKAMPOE
07-12-2009, 08:55 PM
its easy to diss a mutt with bad teef.

all that food rotting in yo teef ya compost mouth ass nigga
ya manure breaf havin muhfukka.
lacey you need to come spit on my garden ya miracle grow mouf havin muhfukka.
last time lacey ate peanut m&ms a plant sprouted out of his toof.
hahahahahaha oh shit
ya george washington carver mouth muhfukka.
hahahahaha
lacey teef dont get plaque they get moss
nigga prolly got a wood grill hahahahahaha with bark hahahahahahahh and fangs

hahahahahahahah

ooooooweeeeeeee! i gotta stop smokin dis shit right here!!!


lmao:thumbup: