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Ghost In The 'Lac
07-18-2009, 01:38 PM
im finnin to call this shit off
but fuck it
i got bigger goals

when i say chubby i mean like blacula size

all i can say is transformers better be good otherwise its gonna be a looooooong nite

fuck
as long as she doesnt have any stds, it still puts me at +1 over the entire Gen chat faggot race for the month of July

Uncle Steezo
07-18-2009, 01:42 PM
don't smile at her.
fatty might mistake yo teef for candy corn

Cee Oh Vee
07-18-2009, 01:51 PM
Is it just me, or does he seem more nervous than usual?

famenchuan
07-18-2009, 02:10 PM
u dint say if it was man or woman. That would explain the nervousness

JASPER
07-18-2009, 02:17 PM
Is it just me, or does he seem more nervous than usual?
ahahahaa

Olive Oil Goombah
07-18-2009, 02:19 PM
announcing dates on wucorp.

i hope this doesnt become a trend.

Uncle Steezo
07-18-2009, 02:26 PM
it wont. cause you have to have a date to annouce it.

YungSunny
07-18-2009, 03:33 PM
announcing dates on wucorp.

i hope this doesnt become a trend.

We need to have some way validate ourselves as alpha-males on wu-corp.

Olive Oil Goombah
07-18-2009, 05:10 PM
once you hit 18, getting a date should not be a big deal.

Sunny, you can brag about dates all you want.

But that nigga is 23 and telling his best friend 'wu corp' about his date with a chubby chick, who he compares to blackula.
As if blackula is ugly, which she isn't, and also as if a good looking girl like that would be just something to do to pass his time.

Put it t his way.........the rotten toothed brit didnt sell me.

SKAMPOE
07-18-2009, 05:21 PM
http://xastanford.org/gallery2/d/890-2/afro_dude.jpg

Dokuro
07-18-2009, 05:22 PM
the entire pop i married dude

so it puts you ant +1/2 do to the fact shes chubby at only 92% of the gen chat population

Dr. Simon Hurt
07-18-2009, 05:27 PM
^^^
your brain failed

blackula's cute so if his date looks like that he's doing alright
but he is going to see michael bay's latest cinematic turd so he's probably going to have a miserable night

DUMBO
07-18-2009, 06:02 PM
blackula has a disgusting looking wet-box, but titties and ass are ready.

she's an A2M'fer.

Lex Lugor
07-18-2009, 06:23 PM
who takes a new bitch to the movies and actually watches the movie

NIGHT MAYOR
07-18-2009, 06:27 PM
pimp rule #47: Dont spend money on or with a girl untill you have got up in dem guts.

YungSunny
07-18-2009, 06:33 PM
once you hit 18, getting a date should not be a big deal.

Sunny, you can brag about dates all you want.

But that nigga is 23 and telling his best friend 'wu corp' about his date with a chubby chick, who he compares to blackula.
As if blackula is ugly, which she isn't, and also as if a good looking girl like that would be just something to do to pass his time.

Put it t his way.........the rotten toothed brit didnt sell me.

:t Last time I'm doing sarcasm on wu-corp.

MAYOR QUIMBY
07-18-2009, 08:28 PM
Chubby bitches give the best head. Gopher it. :b

Bobby_Digital72
07-18-2009, 08:58 PM
Good luck... lol .II remember i went on a blind date with a friends friend,she described her friend as "thick in all the right places" <---Hell No! Straight set me up..it was like bad joke gone wrong.I'll never forget it..

MAYOR QUIMBY
07-18-2009, 09:26 PM
^^Your story reminds me of the movie Friday.

Lex Lugor
07-18-2009, 09:29 PM
im sure his story reminding of you of friday reminded him where he got his story

drippie k
07-18-2009, 09:38 PM
fuck chubby bitches

BRONZBODY
07-18-2009, 10:11 PM
fuck chubby bitchesas a matter of fact...i do.. lol!!!


btw is that olivia o'lovely in ur sig son??? damn shame she retired....

GZAjector
07-18-2009, 10:44 PM
lol i got a date with a chubb in 20 minutes

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/chubb

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chubb

Lex Lugor
07-18-2009, 11:17 PM
^lmao

SKAMPOE
07-18-2009, 11:58 PM
5. (http://chubb.urbanup.com/2069002) chubb 3 up (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chubb#), 10 down (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chubb#) http://static3.urbandictionary.com/images/thumbsup.gif?1247970405 (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chubb#) http://static2.urbandictionary.com/images/thumbsdown.gif?1247970405 (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chubb#)
To ejaculate with some force at the start of an intense orgasm.

The name comes form the force with which the initial spurt of baby batter (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=baby%20batter) ejected from the cock appears, causing the owner to experience bollock recoil.

GZAjector
07-19-2009, 12:14 AM
haha


i'm all about da jizz ejection





i fucked a fatty or 2 in my career

their shit box usually smelt like whatever they were eating while we were fuckin









hell, you could even classify my wife in her current pregnant state as a fatty



you could http://asoiaf.westeros.org/style_emoticons/New/uhoh.gif

i couldn't http://asoiaf.westeros.org/style_emoticons/New/leaving.gif

drippie k
07-19-2009, 04:07 AM
as a matter of fact...i do.. lol!!!


btw is that olivia o'lovely in ur sig son??? damn shame she retired....
to be honest, i'm not sure who it is, i saw it, creamed my pants and put it in my sig

BRONZBODY
07-19-2009, 11:39 AM
to be honest, i'm not sure who it is, i saw it, creamed my pants and put it in my siglol!!! fair enough my nigga!!!!

Ghost In The 'Lac
07-19-2009, 02:14 PM
lol it was the most lustful hoe id ever had she picked me up right from the off i went to kiss her on the cheek as a hello peck in the car and she straight went to stick her tongue into the gods grill. at the flick she kept trying to rub my dick, like the entire film, and tha film is fuckinloooong as fuck, lots of slow mo of that bitch i kept picuting her in my head lol. went back to the bar i work at (which i woldnt of done if i wasnt drunk but i get discount there and as i was paying for 2 its whatevr) for a bit but i was already half cut before the film, by the time i had a few more pints i just said drop me back ill call you tomorrow (lol!)

she rang me back at 9am sharp this morning lol, i was like fuck shes a klingon bitch. i had work today so ive just blanked all her calls. she paid for the film though so whateva.

she wasnt as chubby as i thought, she was still tight in the legs, she just got a bit of a belly

Cee Oh Vee
07-19-2009, 02:21 PM
:looking:

BRONZBODY
07-19-2009, 07:49 PM
lol it was the most lustful hoe id ever had she picked me up right from the off i went to kiss her on the cheek as a hello peck in the car and she straight went to stick her tongue into the gods grill. at the flick she kept trying to rub my dick, like the entire film, and tha film is fuckinloooong as fuck, lots of slow mo of that bitch i kept picuting her in my head lol. went back to the bar i work at (which i woldnt of done if i wasnt drunk but i get discount there and as i was paying for 2 its whatevr) for a bit but i was already half cut before the film, by the time i had a few more pints i just said drop me back ill call you tomorrow (lol!)

she rang me back at 9am sharp this morning lol, i was like fuck shes a klingon bitch. i had work today so ive just blanked all her calls. she paid for the film though so whateva.

she wasnt as chubby as i thought, she was still tight in the legs, she just got a bit of a belly
and you diddnt let her at least jerks ya shit son???


ya killin me laced.....

Olive Oil Goombah
07-19-2009, 07:56 PM
u afraid of the pussy or something lacey?

Uncle Steezo
07-19-2009, 08:25 PM
don't smile at her.
fatty might mistake yo teef for candy corn
i went to kiss her on the cheek as a hello peck in the car and she straight went to stick her tongue into the gods grill.


see. told ya

Olive Oil Goombah
07-19-2009, 08:27 PM
bitch was hungry, this jew didn't even take her out to dinner.

TheBoarzHeadBoy
07-19-2009, 08:43 PM
As much as I hate to make fun of the dude, Ghostlaced is gay. [BTW I'm convinced in RL you're a non funny version of Ali G]

He seemed sad that a chick rubbed his dick. He seemed sad that she wanted to fuck him. He seemed sad that she called him back to initiate some actual fucking. He then went on to say she wasn't half bad looking.

He had the choice of either saying she's good looking and ramming her hard in her soft parts, or saying she wasn't very good looking and that he tried to jump ship and she was clingy.

He instead both. Thus proving he doesn't like women.

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Olive Oil Goombah
07-19-2009, 08:45 PM
i dont think he is gay. I just think he is a scared virgin.

Bobby_Digital72
07-19-2009, 09:41 PM
im sure his story reminding of you of friday reminded him where he got his story
ehh... probably

SKAMPOE
07-19-2009, 09:46 PM
lol it was the most lustful hoe id ever had she picked me up right from the off i went to kiss her on the cheek as a hello peck in the car and she straight went to stick her tongue into the gods grill. at the flick she kept trying to rub my dick, like the entire film, and tha film is fuckinloooong as fuck, lots of slow mo of that bitch i kept picuting her in my head lol. went back to the bar i work at (which i woldnt of done if i wasnt drunk but i get discount there and as i was paying for 2 its whatevr) for a bit but i was already half cut before the film, by the time i had a few more pints i just said drop me back ill call you tomorrow (lol!)

she rang me back at 9am sharp this morning lol, i was like fuck shes a klingon bitch. i had work today so ive just blanked all her calls. she paid for the film though so whateva.

she wasnt as chubby as i thought, she was still tight in the legs, she just got a bit of a belly


As much as I hate to make fun of the dude, Ghostlaced is gay. [BTW I'm convinced in RL you're a non funny version of Ali G]

He seemed sad that a chick rubbed his dick. He seemed sad that she wanted to fuck him. He seemed sad that she called him back to initiate some actual fucking. He then went on to say she wasn't half bad looking.

He had the choice of either saying she's good looking and ramming her hard in her soft parts, or saying she wasn't very good looking and that he tried to jump ship and she was clingy.

He instead both. Thus proving he doesn't like women.

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_ _< ' ] |
8==D ) / /
lol i was gon say the same shit preety much soo

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
07-19-2009, 09:52 PM
he's playing hard to get. lol.

SKAMPOE
07-19-2009, 10:52 PM
he's playing ghey to get. lol.
fixed

EAGLE EYE
07-19-2009, 10:58 PM
LOL "blackula's size"

SKAMPOE
04-19-2010, 03:35 AM
lol it was the most lustful hoe id ever had she picked me up right from the off i went to kiss her on the cheek as a hello peck in the car and she straight went to stick her tongue into the gods grill. at the flick she kept trying to rub my dick, like the entire film, and tha film is fuckinloooong as fuck, lots of slow mo of that bitch i kept picuting her in my head lol. went back to the bar i work at (which i woldnt of done if i wasnt drunk but i get discount there and as i was paying for 2 its whatevr) for a bit but i was already half cut before the film, by the time i had a few more pints i just said drop me back ill call you tomorrow (lol!)

she rang me back at 9am sharp this morning lol, i was like fuck shes a klingon bitch. i had work today so ive just blanked all her calls. she paid for the film though so whateva.

she wasnt as chubby as i thought, she was still tight in the legs, she just got a bit of a belly

:nonono:

SKAMPOE
04-19-2010, 03:40 AM
lol it was the most lustful hoe id ever had she picked me up right from the off i went to kiss her on the cheek as a hello peck in the car and she straight went to stick her tongue into the gods grill. at the flick she kept trying to rub my dick, like the entire film, and tha film is fuckinloooong as fuck, lots of slow mo of that bitch i kept picuting her in my head lol. went back to the bar i work at (which i woldnt of done if i wasnt drunk but i get discount there and as i was paying for 2 its whatevr) for a bit but i was already half cut before the film, by the time i had a few more pints i just said drop me back ill call you tomorrow (lol!)

she rang me back at 9am sharp this morning lol, i was like fuck shes a klingon bitch. i had work today so ive just blanked all her calls. she paid for the film though so whateva.

she wasnt as chubby as i thought, she was still tight in the legs, she just got a bit of a belly

http://hphotos-sjc1.fbcdn.net/hs023.snc3/11047_635420111098_25718647_35405096_4636734_n.jpg

Longbongcilvaringz
04-19-2010, 11:35 AM
im finnin to call this shit off
but fuck it
i got bigger goals

when i say chubby i mean like blacula size

all i can say is transformers better be good otherwise its gonna be a looooooong nite

fuck
as long as she doesnt have any stds, it still puts me at +1 over the entire Gen chat faggot race for the month of July


haha,

such simple but potent self ether.

INF
04-19-2010, 11:35 AM
fuckin saaaaaD.

allllmost as sad as that afficial Nastee shit but not quite. \


jesus we got some fucking losers on here. god damn....

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
04-19-2010, 12:50 PM
i think it's cute when a guy is picky about who he loses his virginity to.




leave him alone, guys.

racist randy
04-19-2010, 12:53 PM
Another nigga who gets no pussy.....

Queen Of Poetry
04-19-2010, 12:57 PM
i think it's cute when a guy is picky about who he loses his virginity to.




leave him alone, guys.


Wait I tried to read thru but missed this.........who is a virgin?

PALEFORCE
04-19-2010, 01:14 PM
Hhahaahahahaah

even trixx is ethering this dood!!!


Gawd damn!

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
04-19-2010, 01:14 PM
@qop

laceydoodle

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
04-19-2010, 01:15 PM
Hhahaahahahaah

even trixx is ethering this dood!!!


Gawd damn!


but i do think it's cute.

Art Vandelay
04-19-2010, 01:56 PM
if i was picky about who i lost my virginity to, i'd still be a virgin. haha

food for thought
04-19-2010, 02:21 PM
if i was picky about who i lost my virginity to, i'd still be a virgin. haha

ahahaa yea i know a few people who lost their virginity to prostitues in east africa while on vacation LOL

SID
04-19-2010, 03:43 PM
http://i43.tinypic.com/qoapw4.jpg

ahahaa yea i know a few people who lost their virginity to prostitues in east africa while on vacation LOL

http://i43.tinypic.com/sndxc0.jpg

SL33
04-19-2010, 04:09 PM
just 4 the record, i didn't fuck the chubby chick from my own thread.

Mumm Ra
04-19-2010, 06:57 PM
i think it's cute when a guy is picky about who he loses his virginity to.




leave him alone, guys.
hahahahahh!

BLACK BART SIMPSON
04-19-2010, 07:21 PM
fuckin saaaaaD.

allllmost as sad as that afficial Nastee shit but not quite. \


jesus we got some fucking losers on here. god damn....

this was sad but it was nowhere near afficial nastee's ether...artsy took tht shit to another level

SKAMPOE
04-19-2010, 08:34 PM
buahahahhaha

Bobby_Digital72
04-20-2010, 01:05 AM
Is he gone?

I used to laugh my ass of whenever his thread titles were changed..

EAGLE EYE
04-20-2010, 01:33 AM
http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-09-14/1252928969191.gif

Longbongcilvaringz
04-20-2010, 02:42 AM
Is he gone?

I used to laugh my ass of whenever his thread titles were changed..

He still checks the site pretty much everyday.

He just watches Art's activity for some reason. All day.

BGS
04-20-2010, 05:58 AM
haha yeah afficial nastee was ethered hard, only topped by 9th prince self ethering about gza's son!