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Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
07-26-2009, 08:16 PM
one of my girls works part time at a chinese, she works with 2 chinamen (the chefs). next door to the chinese is a post office and it's owned by an indian dude.

one day, one of the chinamen went into the post office to buy something. he went to pay and while he was at the counter, the indian dude asks the chinaman "how do you say 'hi, how are you?' in chinese?" and the chinaman told him "pukk guy" (i don't know the proper spelling of the words, i've spelled it phonetically for you, and pukk rhymes with look). pukk guy actually means tramp (hobo for you yanks) in cantonese.

since that day, whenever the indian dude comes into the chinese to order anything and he sees that chinaman, the indian dude would greet the chinaman with "pukk guy".





your turn.

Olive Oil Goombah
07-26-2009, 08:21 PM
LOL....

As a kid, these Croatians owned this pizza shop we used to go to around the block and I went in there one day and yelled SERBIAAAAA!!!!!!! during the height of the genocide and war in the Balkans and she chased me out with a broom.

Steve Urkel
07-26-2009, 08:24 PM
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Art Vandelay
07-26-2009, 08:26 PM
1st of all, Chinaman???? what are you, a 70 year old man? who refers to chinese people as a chinaman.

2nd, this just proves toochski isn't italian. an italian would never go to a non-italian owned pizzaria.



my story just happened the other day... i was at my niece's softball all-star game. the umpire made a bad call. so i had a few things to say about it. then when the girl's started their stupid little chants like "hit it hit it hit it up the middle..." the umpire made them stop. these are 11 year old girls for fuck's sake. so i made the comment that maybe she should pay attention to what's going on in the game and maybe she could get a call right. well, she ejected me from the game. hahahahaha. she held up the entire game until i walked all the way to my car and drove off. i'm sure my nieces are very proud of their uncle art

HANZO
07-26-2009, 08:39 PM
i went to an Islamic conference in Uni, then when one of the speakers questioned the Turkish version of Islam and called Turks traitors, so me being me and incredibly touchy on this subject decided to ask the speaker a question. i asked "how did it feel to bend over for your colonial overlords? and one more thing, was it worth selling your freedom to learn how to play cricket?".

i got kicked out of the islamic society for life, and since that day im not very popular with the muslims in uni.

AcidPhosphate69
07-26-2009, 08:49 PM
I was at the beach one time and a cop was harassing these hippies. Darkstar Orchestra was playing so they were everywhere (hippies/cops). The cop saw us standing about 10 feet away at our car and told us to leave. I said to the cop, "but if this is our vehicle in a spot we paid for, I don't think you can tell us to leave, legally."

To which he replied, "If you don't leave, I can make all kinds of charges come up." I calmly stated, "Oh, so you're a dirty cop?"

Then I got arrested. It was worth it for the look on his face when I said that. Priceless. Actually, it was a $120 fine but hey, still priceless.

Thrilla24x7
07-26-2009, 09:03 PM
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Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
07-26-2009, 09:11 PM
1st of all, Chinaman???? what are you, a 70 year old man? who refers to chinese people as a chinaman.



the chinks who don't bother to learn the english language after living in england for decades are the ones i call chinamen.

AcidPhosphate69
07-26-2009, 09:26 PM
I call them chinamen too. But that's more because I think it's funny. China Bar chinese people are fucking rude as shit. I got accused of stealing some tacky ass cup that she was holding in her fucking hand.

Olive Oil Goombah
07-26-2009, 09:32 PM
i went to an Islamic conference in Uni, then when one of the speakers questioned the Turkish version of Islam and called Turks traitors, so me being me and incredibly touchy on this subject decided to ask the speaker a question. i asked "how did it feel to bend over for your colonial overlords? and one more thing, was it worth selling your freedom to learn how to play cricket?".

i got kicked out of the islamic society for life, and since that day im not very popular with the muslims in uni.

yea...Religion is touchy in and of itself. Everyone thinks their right....and its not the "I think LeBron is better than Kobe" right....its if you question my way, your a heathen and going to hell or your better off dead or your a traitor.

Its really annoying....people need to get over insecurity and over-sensitivity.

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
07-26-2009, 10:25 PM
the chinks who don't bother to learn the english language after living in england for decades are the ones i call chinamen.


when i said that, i meant that these chinks can understand english to an extent but can't speak it because these chinks only socialise with other chinks and don't have much interaction with other races.

netscape check two
07-27-2009, 01:49 AM
Do they ever hire 'non Chinese' people at the Chinese restaurants, just curious?

SKAMPOE
07-27-2009, 02:07 AM
one of my girls works part time at a chinese, she works with 2 chinamen (the chefs). next door to the chinese is a post office and it's owned by an indian dude.

one day, one of the chinamen went into the post office to buy something. he went to pay and while he was at the counter, the indian dude asks the chinaman "how do you say 'hi, how are you?' in chinese?" and the chinaman told him "pukk guy" (i don't know the proper spelling of the words, i've spelled it phonetically for you, and pukk rhymes with look). pukk guy actually means tramp (hobo for you yanks) in cantonese.

since that day, whenever the indian dude comes into the chinese to order anything and he sees that chinaman, the indian dude would greet the chinaman with "pukk guy".





your turn.
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NIGHT MAYOR
07-27-2009, 02:13 AM
i was stoopid drunk one night in Surfers Paradise (town) and i spotted a bunch of pigs walking and i walked up to them and asked how they were doing, and asked what kind of pistol they were all carrying, they locked me up for being drunk in a public place, i think the bail was $4

SKAMPOE
07-27-2009, 02:29 AM
ahahahahah 4 bucks hahahahahha man thats good, here they's fine the fuck outta u n send u to some bull shit class n not to mention u doin atleast 24 hours in a cell and hope its not the week end.

NIGHT MAYOR
07-27-2009, 03:42 AM
nah, not here, the bail depends on how much they want to charge you basicly, that night i was cracking jokes and making them laugh - not being a prick and being "nice" not being a hassel, i think i was last in and first out that day (was'nt my fist drunken lock up) and normaly if your only getting locked up for a drunken offence or 'public nuisance' they let you out at about 6-7am the next day.

i have been locked up for doing stupid in town about 5-6 times i think - best one was when me and 4 of my mates beat the shit out of all the door men + the manager of this one club in town - he had a instant black eye, fuckin funny, one of my mates (who was'nt locked up) coped a flying chair to the forehead thrown by another one of my mates - i might put that story in the 'Story Time With Fredy Mech' thread

YungSunny
07-27-2009, 09:05 AM
I used to argue with my english teacher everyday.
One time he was taking turns with students just yelling at them, I was snickering in the corner and he's like "you think this is funny?" and we just start going at it and he's like "do you think this is funny?" I stared at him and just stared at him for a while and didn't say anything then he says "answer me! (angry face here)" I just looked away look I didn't hear anything. After a couple seconds of awkwardness I look at him and say "Do you really want me to answer that?" He asks me if I understand english and I did a smug lil method man nose swipe with my thumb and said "We're in english class, right?". 3 Days of detention was worth it. It's bullshit they called my parents and listed my disciplinary record though.



I know this story wasn't that great compared to smarting off to cops and getting kicked out your niece's soccer game.


But this is very defining moment in my life as the voice of the youth. }:|

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
07-28-2009, 08:25 PM
Do they ever hire 'non Chinese' people at the Chinese restaurants, just curious?

yeah they do, rarely, but they do. some hire non chinks to do the deliveries.

TheBoarzHeadBoy
07-28-2009, 11:17 PM
When Being A Smartass Goes Wrong:

Everytime I talk to a girl...

I'm pretty much definition smartass.

YungSunny
07-29-2009, 09:14 AM
^Word lol.
There's this one girl who sits next to me in my class and she always says hi to me when I sit down, one day I just gave her a nod when she said hi and she got pissed saying I'm looking like an asshole today. I said sorry and she got even more pissed.
Southern girls man. :t