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Icurus
09-18-2005, 01:41 AM
She's chinese, and she said that she didnt speak the language that much, but in her sleep she sounds like she fighting somebody and its all in madarin (cause thats her native language). We told about this but she doesnt remember her dreams at all. I thought it was weird cause she would have like outburst or 10 conversations and shit. Most of the time in Mandarin. She cant ever have a 2 minute conversation in her own language.

KBOS
09-18-2005, 02:28 AM
she is clearly dreaming about defeating U-god with her wu tang sword style then buying plane tickets so she can have a really fun time shoalin shadowboxing all the old white people on the plane. Plus GZA is on the plane and he says "I see your using an old style... I wondered why you fuck shaolin shadowboxers." Plus I bet her vagina has super cool shoalin sword style!!!!!!!!!!!! On gaurd, I'll let you fuck my wu tang asshole with a shaolin shadow boxing penis of steal!!!!!!!!!!!



signed

raekown the chef

P.S. the other wu members would be fat like me but I eat all their food!!! Plus cappadonna wouldn't have to cab drive if I didn't eat all his money!!! Im the chef with my lyrics but the lex album sucked because I ate all the good lyrics and beats!!!!!! On time I ate ghosts ill wallys and he stabbed me!!!!!! SUPER FUN HUH?

J/K, wu tang forever, fuck what you heard!!!!!!!!!

Bone Collecta
09-18-2005, 03:27 AM
when u talk in ur sleep its not necessarily what u dreamt about. cause i do it sometimes too

Skellington
09-18-2005, 05:20 AM
Hmmm nothing strange to me.....My girl talks in her sleep sometimes aswell....I probable do so to, everybody talks in their sleep sometimes man.

WolfMan
09-18-2005, 05:32 AM
My parents told me I spoke a little french in my sleep once... I took french in school, but I don't know that much :D weird shit...

JASPER
09-18-2005, 05:34 AM
I don't breathe in my sleep

Skellington
09-18-2005, 05:37 AM
LOL, and you probable sleep in a coffin right...nosferatu....

JASPER
09-18-2005, 05:41 AM
I sleep in a whale carcass

triggahappy187
09-18-2005, 09:59 AM
Havent you ever seen the Bruce Lee story? Chinese people fight demens with knunchucks in they dreams.

Skellington
09-18-2005, 10:12 AM
While I'm fighting my monster cock

KBOS
09-18-2005, 10:21 AM
raekown is sad, nobody cares about what he thinks :chef:

Bedlam
09-18-2005, 10:51 AM
^Thats cause he's fat, and fat people don't count in life

Unforgiven
09-18-2005, 11:26 AM
one morning at breakfast my dad said he walked in on me talking in my sleep and he said i sounded like i was really givin' it to her...

Orion Nebulus
09-18-2005, 11:29 AM
I have a sinister laugh while I sleep. Muahahahaha!!!

KBOS
09-18-2005, 11:54 AM
^Thats cause he's fat, and fat people don't count in life
LOL, fat rappers haven't been selling many records lately have they

TuMadre.
09-18-2005, 12:24 PM
She's chinese
lol

Bedlam
09-18-2005, 01:06 PM
LOL, fat rappers haven't been selling many records lately have they
Fat Joe's been makin that fire recently, Get It Poppin is a street anthem. I love fat rappers. Cept Big Pun and Biggie, they suck.

anyways, sorry for gettin off topic on ur chinese friend's sleep talkin.

PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT
09-18-2005, 01:14 PM
this forum should be named Random Chat

Reggie_Noble
09-18-2005, 01:37 PM
Chinese people are so cool, when I grow up I wanna be a chinese person cos all Chinesesseses peepz know kung-f00k!

SurreaL
09-18-2005, 01:37 PM
alot of people talk in their sleep.

JASPER
09-18-2005, 03:00 PM
A lot of people make me fall asleep when they talk.

Skellington
09-18-2005, 03:04 PM
LOL


I do other things in my sleep......

Bone Collecta
09-18-2005, 03:04 PM
That's amazing man. You don't even have enough time in the day to release all of that incorrect bullshit you think up.
its hilarious how stupid u are

Mark
09-19-2005, 04:57 AM
Oh fuck, this thread had me laughing so loud.

- A weird crazy chinese girl thats on some wild chinese talking shit in their sleep;
- A funny jasper;
- Homo replies from random internet fools;
- Weird Punch In guys from Scotland.

^That combination in a topic is deadly.

damaja
09-19-2005, 05:04 AM
You know, I wish I had a chinese girlfriend. Actually, any girlfriend, but I like the chinese ones. Sometimes I walk around chinatown like 'Ooh, she's nice, I wish I had a girlfriend like her' and I think that every 3 seconds each time I walk past a nice chinese girl. But I can't seem to get one. It's quite annoying. Fuck.

SHRAP
09-19-2005, 05:40 AM
she is clearly dreaming about defeating U-god with her wu tang sword style then buying plane tickets so she can have a really fun time shoalin shadowboxing all the old white people on the plane. Plus GZA is on the plane and he says "I see your using an old style... I wondered why you fuck shaolin shadowboxers." Plus I bet her vagina has super cool shoalin sword style!!!!!!!!!!!! On gaurd, I'll let you fuck my wu tang asshole with a shaolin shadow boxing penis of steal!!!!!!!!!!!



signed

raekown the chef

P.S. the other wu members would be fat like me but I eat all their food!!! Plus cappadonna wouldn't have to cab drive if I didn't eat all his money!!! Im the chef with my lyrics but the lex album sucked because I ate all the good lyrics and beats!!!!!! On time I ate ghosts ill wallys and he stabbed me!!!!!! SUPER FUN HUH?

J/K, wu tang forever, fuck what you heard!!!!!!!!!
:lmao:

BRONZBODY
09-19-2005, 01:16 PM
Havent you ever seen the Bruce Lee story? Chinese people fight demens with knunchucks in they dreams.yes they do every one can use kung fu in they dreams....my roomate talks in his sleep too i came home one day and dude was sleeping on the couch and shit so im playing killzone and allava sudden i hear "i wanna eat your pussy" i laughed for about an hour...

Reggie_Noble
09-19-2005, 01:20 PM
yes they do every one can use kung fu in they dreams....my roomate talks in his sleep too i came home one day and dude was sleeping on the couch and shit so im playing killzone and allava sudden i hear "i wanna eat your pussy" i laughed for about an hour...
ROFLHARDDRIVE that's insane, I wonder what i've said



.......crap

ballistic
09-19-2005, 01:48 PM
yeah i think i learned in psychology that in most cases when one is talking in their sleep they're actually not dreaming...its kind of like the brain is releasing random trains of thought gained from experiences during consciousness.

TuMadre.
09-19-2005, 01:58 PM
LadySnowBlood - Exorcist

TuMadre.
09-19-2005, 02:02 PM
lol

TuMadre.
09-19-2005, 02:07 PM
I'm ok. As usual.
Hope you're ok too.

TuMadre.
09-19-2005, 02:11 PM
:thumbup:

TuMadre.
09-19-2005, 02:18 PM
Crazy world...

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
09-19-2005, 02:51 PM
I Talk in my sleep all the Time!!!!