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Olive Oil Goombah
07-29-2009, 03:13 PM
I dont kno if i am.

sometimes i feel like I am one, but other times I dont.

What do you think?

Ghost In The 'Lac
07-29-2009, 03:15 PM
ohhhhh godddddddddddddddddddddd

THIS WEBSTIE IS SO AWESOM!!!

I REALLY HOPE I CAN IMPRESS THESE PEOPL!!!

Olive Oil Goombah
07-29-2009, 03:16 PM
you certainly try your hardest to.


but


Am I a cracker?

Ghost In The 'Lac
07-29-2009, 03:20 PM
why dont you give these people more jerk off material and post a photo of your fine self for once, maybe then we can deicde

I love you.............................................
































































































........EITHER WAY

AcidPhosphate69
07-29-2009, 04:13 PM
No, you're apparently Italian. And I presume the really proud kind. So, no...you're not a cracker. If you're darker skinned, you're somewhere above a Rican. You could almost call yourself a "sorta-rican". If you're a lighted skinned Italo, then you're somewhere below crackerhood but not quite white.

theDZA
07-29-2009, 04:51 PM
seriously where does the word cracker actually fucking come from?

Ghost In The 'Lac
07-29-2009, 04:53 PM
seriously where does the word cracker actually fucking come from?

http://www.murphywhips.com/Anatomy_of_a_Stock_Whip.jpg

theDZA
07-29-2009, 04:58 PM
http://www.murphywhips.com/Anatomy_of_a_Stock_Whip.jpg

oh lmao...now i see

Dr. Simon Hurt
07-29-2009, 05:04 PM
^^^that's a common misconception, this actual came up as a lengthy discussion in one my history classes in college lol

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cracker_(pejorative)

There are various theories concerning the origin of the term "cracker."
The term was in use in Elizabethan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabethan) times to describe braggarts. The original root of this is the Middle English (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_English) word crack (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crack_%28slang%29) meaning "entertaining conversation" (one may be said to "crack" a joke); this term and the alternate spelling craic (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craic) are still in use in Ireland (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ireland) and Scotland (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotland). It is documented in Shakespeare's (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shakespeare%27s) King John (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Life_and_Death_of_King_John) (1595): "What cracker is this same that deafs our ears with this abundance of superfluous breath?"
By the 1760s, this term was in use by the English (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_people) in the British North American colonies (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_North_American_colonies) to refer to Scots-Irish (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotch-Irish_American) settlers in the south. A letter to the Earl of Dartmouth (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_of_Dartmouth) reads:
I should explain to your Lordship what is meant by Crackers; a name they have got from being great boasters; they are a lawless set of rascalls on the frontiers of Virginia, Maryland, the Carolinas, and Georgia, who often change their places of abode.
A similar usage was that of Charles Darwin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Darwin) in his introduction to The Origin of Species (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Origin_of_Species), to refer to "Virginia squatters" (illegal settlers).[1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cracker_%28pejorative%29#cite_note-0)
Spaniards in Florida called them "Quáqueros," a corruption of the English word "Quaker," which the Spanish used to contemptuously refer to any Protestant.[2] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cracker_%28pejorative%29#cite_note-1)
Other possible origins of the term are linked to early Florida cattle herders (Florida crackers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida_cracker)) that traditionally used whips to herd wild Spanish cattle. These cowboys were distinct from the Spanish vaqueros of Florida. The crack of the herders' whips could be heard for great distances when they were used to round cattle in pens and to keep the cows on a given track. Also, "cracker" has historically been used to refer to those engaged in the low paying job of cracking pecans and other nuts in Georgia and throughout the southeast U.S.
According to the 1911 edition of the Encyclopedia Britannica (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Encyclopedia_Britannica), it is a term of contempt for the "poor" or "mean whites," particularly of Georgia and Florida. Britannica notes that the term dates back to the American Revolution (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Revolution), and is derived from the cracked corn (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornmeal) which formed their staple food.[3] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cracker_%28pejorative%29#cite_note-2) (In British English (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_English) "mean" is also a term for tightfistedness,[4] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cracker_%28pejorative%29#cite_note-3) with no malice implied.)
Historically the word suggested poor, white rural (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rural) Americans with little formal education. Historians point out the term originally referred to the strong Scots-Irish of the back country (as opposed to the English of the seacoast). Thus a sociologist (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sociologist) reported in 1913: "As the plantations expanded these freed men (formerly bond servants) were pushed further and further back upon the more and more sterile soil. They became 'pinelanders', 'corn-crackers', or 'crackers'." [5] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cracker_%28pejorative%29#cite_note-4)

Olive Oil Goombah
07-29-2009, 05:22 PM
No, you're apparently Italian. And I presume the really proud kind. So, no...you're not a cracker. If you're darker skinned, you're somewhere above a Rican. You could almost call yourself a "sorta-rican". If you're a lighted skinned Italo, then you're somewhere below crackerhood but not quite white.

How dare you call me a sorta-rican. They are mutts.

I am somewhere above a Spaniard.

drippie k
07-30-2009, 10:08 AM
I am somewhere above a Spaniard.

negro please

Uncle Steezo
07-30-2009, 10:35 AM
yeah i'd have to agree with the dripster...
italians are the negroes of crackerdom.

but thats a good thing.

TAURO
07-30-2009, 11:31 AM
^^And the irish.

TAURO
07-30-2009, 11:38 AM
Let Dennis Hopper break it down

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Olive Oil Goombah
07-30-2009, 02:51 PM
yeah i'd have to agree with the dripster...
italians are the negroes of crackerdom.

but thats a good thing.


Well....true, according to American crackerdom. But Spaniards are considered Hispanics...so they are at the top of Spicdom and the Kings of the Coloreds.

So that alone means we are above them.

Yet with this influx of Russiand and Balkan peoples of Eastern Europe, we are rising.

Dr. Simon Hurt
07-30-2009, 03:08 PM
so are gingers the lord emperors of crackerdom then? they're the most pale.

Olive Oil Goombah
07-30-2009, 03:47 PM
no...its not only about skin tone.

Your a mutt...a mongrel.

Eventually, most of us will be this....well, your an extreme case.

Dr. Simon Hurt
07-30-2009, 03:52 PM
what is it about? where do jews fit in this hierarchy? i'm trying to figure out the pecking order of crackerdom.

it's "you're" not "your" by the way, as in "you're a fag"

drippie k
07-30-2009, 04:54 PM
italians are like the metrosexuals of all the races...not sure what they are but you're sure what they ain't

AcidPhosphate69
07-30-2009, 04:58 PM
Around here, Irish are the kings. Everybody claims to be Irish. I'm Irish-Scottish with a hint of French thrown in for sheer stubborness.

I pretty sure that white people with no idea of their decent look down on those that do. Cuz we're animals and slaves to our blood.

drippie k
07-30-2009, 05:01 PM
irish people are the coolest white folk...they dont give FUCK and they drink until it gets them sober again

AcidPhosphate69
07-30-2009, 05:06 PM
^ knows what's up

crass
07-30-2009, 06:56 PM
^^And the irish.

Dude, the Irish are the whitest of the white.

HANZO
07-30-2009, 09:06 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00792/460-berlusconi_792155c.jpg

Olive Oil Goombah
07-30-2009, 09:20 PM
The funny thing is, i already know. anyways...

irish people are the coolest white folk...they dont give FUCK and they drink until it gets them sober again

I love Irish people. I met several Irish from Ireland in Europe, and by far the coolest people.
Its funny how similar they still are in America, contrary to what people think that America saps all connections.

I grew up with alot of Irish Catholics. They are on the same level as Italians.

ALot of it has to do with the Catholic thing.

Around here, Irish are the kings. Everybody claims to be Irish. I'm Irish-Scottish with a hint of French thrown in for sheer stubborness.

I pretty sure that white people with no idea of their decent look down on those that do. Cuz we're animals and slaves to our blood.

Ur Scots-Irish...Im guessing your from Appalachia or some other rural type place. I know someone just like you.
I like him. Great guy.

Scots-Irish are you typical 'hillbilly'.....not white trash, not redneck, but straight Hillbilly. There is a difference make no mistake.
They are the best of the three.

Thats why Acid can fight someone and be cool with him the same night.

Salute phosphate.

HANZO
07-30-2009, 09:54 PM
iv finally come to terms that i am indeed a cracker/white/devil.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
07-30-2009, 10:12 PM
iv finally come to terms that i am indeed a cracker/white/devil.


It has to suck to wake up one morning and realize that you are a soulless, subhuman beast grafted by an evil scientist.

Enjoy your boat shoes and mayonaise sandwiches.

HANZO
07-30-2009, 10:16 PM
it sure does suck. even worse is that once i realised it, all my athletic abilities just dissapeared, lost all my rhythm to. i had to burn all my timbs and jordans. need to purchase some white man cloths.

Olive Oil Goombah
07-30-2009, 10:23 PM
whoa whoa whoa HAN.....your not African-American aka a nigga....you never had those things to begin with.

drippie k
07-31-2009, 07:17 AM
i always have the most fun at irish bars...not bars by dudes whos grandparents are irish and the only irish he's got is pale skin and a last name starting with O'...i mean irish bars where the bartender sounds like he belongs in lucky charms commercials...those fools are the loudest ones in the bar and always the ones to get people going n chanting shit...one of my goals is to go to ireland with a buddy for like a week and just get shitfaced with dudes raised to be shitfaced

TAURO
07-31-2009, 12:11 PM
Dude, the Irish are the whitest of the white.

I mean't that they are generally looked down upon by other white people which in turn is what gives them that view of being the niggers of the white race. At least that is how they're viewed here, at least they were anyway.

drippie k
08-01-2009, 12:18 AM
who was that comedian that said the vietnamese are like the niggers of the asian people??

Inspectah_Dirk
08-01-2009, 09:11 AM
With only having read the thread-title, i'mma go ahead and just say yes. Y - E - S! YES!

LORD NOSE
08-01-2009, 12:13 PM
NO - you're the type that would get the whip violently taken from you and beat in the head with the handle

Olive Oil Goombah
08-01-2009, 12:33 PM
well if thats the case, your definitely not the type of shine who would be able to pull of such a feat.

LORD NOSE
08-01-2009, 12:35 PM
i already did -

you need to apply sunscreen

this shine burns your skin to a crisp

Olive Oil Goombah
08-01-2009, 02:24 PM
and you thought that was clever beecaaaaauusse????

WARPATH
08-02-2009, 05:26 AM
I dont kno if i am.

sometimes i feel like I am one, but other times I dont.

What do you think?

Gram Cracker.

Roll wiff it.

Olive Oil Goombah
08-02-2009, 08:54 AM
nice

EAGLE EYE
08-03-2009, 12:22 AM
Enjoy your boat shoes and mayonaise sandwiches.



HAHA! I'll be sure that I do.