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Khem The Decepticon
08-01-2009, 02:52 PM
Everyone prank call your Gamestop and ask for Battletoads. I will post my convo's here.

Khem The Decepticon
08-01-2009, 03:01 PM
Convo 1:
Employee- Hello and and thanks for calling Gamestop can i help you sir?
Me- Yeah do you have Super Smash Bros Brawl for the Nintendo Wii?
E- Would you like it new or used?
M- It dosnt matter.
E- Alright one second sir.
*Checks price for the game*
E- the new is 49.99 and the used is 44.99
M- What new characters are in that game?
E- It has Sonic, Snake, MetaKnaight and plenty others.
M- Does is have Battletaods?
E- You wish.
*Hangs Up Phone*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I cant stop laughing.


Convo 2:
E- Thanks for calling Gamestop where we buy and sell used and new games, my name is Eric how can i help you?
M- Yeah do you have the new Pokemon game?
E- Which one is that?
M- I think its Diamond or Pearl.
E- No theres another one bu-
M- Platinum!
E- Yeah thats it.
M- Yeah what differences does Platinum have then Diamond or Pearl?
E- Oh i dont know, i really dont play Pokemon.
M- Oh neither do i, i just want some nostalgia, cuz i remember i used to play it a lot when i was younger.
E- O well i really cant help you their buddy.
M- Can you capture Battletoads in Platnium?
E- Im gonna F****** kill you, you little C***.
*Hangs Up Phone*


Convo 3:
E- Welcome to Gamestop where we buy and sell used games my name is chris how can i help you?
M- Do you have Street Fighter 4?
E- For what system?
M- Xbox 360.
E- Alright, can you hold on 1 second?
M- Sure.
*Checks price*
E- New or used?
M- Used.
E- Its 34.99.
M- Alright, is it any good?
E- Yeah its good its Street Fighter.
M- Well i play Mortal Kombat a lot. Is it like Mortal Kombat?
E- Well Street Fighter is more about combos where MK is more fatalities.
M- Oh ok, Is their character creation?
E- Sadly no, its a pretty straight forward game.
M- Are the graphics good?
E- Yeah theyre not 2D theyre 3Dish, and its really cool when you do a super move and lengthy combos.
M- Is Ryu in it? He told me hes not in it.
E- Hes on the cover.
M- What about Battletoads?
*Hangs up phone.*

Lex Lugor
08-01-2009, 03:40 PM
ummm.... huh?

Mic Tyson
08-01-2009, 03:54 PM
those r def. fake

Khem The Decepticon
08-01-2009, 03:57 PM
Nope those are real. Its mad funny.

Tage
08-01-2009, 04:16 PM
what are battletoads? lol is this a worldwide prank thing, or did you just make it up for this thread?

because by the sound of it, they got pissed off when they heard "battletoads" (if those convos are real)

Tage
08-01-2009, 04:20 PM
^nevermind...

"Alright, bit of a story.

So I've recently read online about this 4chan/Ebaum/whatever the stupid hell meme about BATTLETOADS. Apparently it's been fun to call up GameStops and ask if they have Battletoads. I didn't think much of it, as I figured there's probably like 5 stores in the country getting harassed by a few internet nerds.

Today I was at the GameStop I used to work at, talking to my ex-coworkers and hey, the phone rings. My friend says, "I've gotten about 5 of these today, and yours is definitely the lamest."

I looked at him, confused, wondering what just happened. He looks at me and he says, "Battletoads?" I just started laughing my ass off after it hit me. So we started talking about it. Apparently for the past two weeks (and has gotten very bad the past couple days) both GameStops in that mall, the GameStop a town away, and two other GameStops past that one, have been getting the Battletoads harassing calls.

My friends who work there were telling me most of the time it's just annoying "DO YOU HAVE BATTLETOADS?" or "BATTLETOADS!" (followed by hanging up), but they mentioned a couple ones that made me laugh, including a girl calling, going on and on about what types of games her child might like for 360 and after like 4 minutes said, "What about Battletoads? I hear that's a good game.

Another one apparently asked questions about Smash Brawl's release and ended with, "Do you know if the Battletoads will be unlockable?"

But the one the manager of this GameStop told me even he thought was great. Someone called asking about DDR for Wii and finally asked, "Is the game compatible with webbed feet?"

So I really have to ask any GameStop employees on GAF, as I'm sure there's a few: is it hitting your stores as well? I don't know why the idea of GameStops across the country getting harassing calls about Battletoads amuses me so much, but it does."


http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Is_This_Battletoads

shaolinsword
08-01-2009, 04:36 PM
Another meme courtesy of the scum of the internet, 4chan I guess then?

Battletoads was awesome though

Lex Lugor
08-01-2009, 04:37 PM
battletoads and double dragon son
i dont know what this gamestop battletoads thing is about tho..

Bobby Budknickers
08-01-2009, 06:33 PM
battletoads! hahaha i remember that shiiiit


but yeah, this is definitely some nerd shit, as evidenced by this rat bastard

KQ8_nmdyISI

Bobby_Digital72
08-01-2009, 09:17 PM
^nevermind...

"Alright, bit of a story.

So I've recently read online about this 4chan/Ebaum/whatever the stupid hell meme about BATTLETOADS. Apparently it's been fun to call up GameStops and ask if they have Battletoads. I didn't think much of it, as I figured there's probably like 5 stores in the country getting harassed by a few internet nerds.

Today I was at the GameStop I used to work at, talking to my ex-coworkers and hey, the phone rings. My friend says, "I've gotten about 5 of these today, and yours is definitely the lamest."

I looked at him, confused, wondering what just happened. He looks at me and he says, "Battletoads?" I just started laughing my ass off after it hit me. So we started talking about it. Apparently for the past two weeks (and has gotten very bad the past couple days) both GameStops in that mall, the GameStop a town away, and two other GameStops past that one, have been getting the Battletoads harassing calls.

My friends who work there were telling me most of the time it's just annoying "DO YOU HAVE BATTLETOADS?" or "BATTLETOADS!" (followed by hanging up), but they mentioned a couple ones that made me laugh, including a girl calling, going on and on about what types of games her child might like for 360 and after like 4 minutes said, "What about Battletoads? I hear that's a good game.

Another one apparently asked questions about Smash Brawl's release and ended with, "Do you know if the Battletoads will be unlockable?"

But the one the manager of this GameStop told me even he thought was great. Someone called asking about DDR for Wii and finally asked, "Is the game compatible with webbed feet?"

So I really have to ask any GameStop employees on GAF, as I'm sure there's a few: is it hitting your stores as well? I don't know why the idea of GameStops across the country getting harassing calls about Battletoads amuses me so much, but it does."


http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Is_This_Battletoads

that is funny though..

Ghost In The 'Lac
08-01-2009, 09:38 PM
battletoads! Hahaha i remember that shiiiit


but yeah, this is definitely some nerd shit, as evidenced by this rat bastard
KQ8_nmdyISI



Goats cant use phones, explain yourself.

Bobby Budknickers
08-01-2009, 09:50 PM
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hmmmm
what are you up to

Ghost In The 'Lac
08-01-2009, 10:08 PM
dude it was your qoute lol, it was pretty obvious, it has you name at the top

but in case you really were still that confused, i have fixed it, i deleted some of the qoute

the intelligence levels in this place stay sky high i see

Bobby Budknickers
08-01-2009, 10:50 PM
well it said something about if a new video was uploaded then it might take awhile for it show or something


so i thought you had uploaded some video of something making fun of me and inserted it into the quote, instead of the original video making fun of me



btw that ain't me, my teeth stay inside my mouth when my lips are closed haha

but yeah, switch the filthy color of dudes beard and hair, and we could be twins


and goats are the shit, they get a bad rap with all the satanic comparisons and shit

http://www.salonnw.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/goats-in-trees.jpg
http://www.listicles.com/wp-content/upload/wisegoat.jpg
http://www.painkillerrecords.com/cc/bidhc2/010708-BATHORY.jpg


but as far as the intelligence level around staying sky high, i feel you

i get all fucked up sometimes and can't even spell qoute

DRUNKENDRAGON
08-02-2009, 12:23 PM
This was made to help push the meme along:

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Bobby Budknickers
08-02-2009, 02:27 PM
lmao
that shit was tight



CURB STOMP

Dirty Knowledge
08-08-2009, 02:27 AM
battletoads! hahaha i remember that shiiiit


but yeah, this is definitely some nerd shit, as evidenced by this rat bastard

KQ8_nmdyISI

dirk nowitzki has too much free time