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DRUNKENDRAGON
08-02-2009, 07:57 PM
Hurry before the bitches catch on:

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/95nut/text_a_girl_and_ask_if_her_if_you_can_tap_that/

Here's my first attempt. A broad I haven't fucked with in months, I texted her, she replies that she can't respond to texts cuz her touch screen phone is fucked. The convo continues on facebook:

Me

you there?
7:43pmHer

idk im gonna get my period soon haha
7:43pmMe

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
whens ya period gonna end?
7:44pmHer

thats what u wanna do lol
i should b gtting it tomorow so 5 days
7:44pmMe

yeah, stop playin you aint got no period, lets fuck right now
7:44pm Her

i cant im hanging w a friend tonight
7:45pmMe

lol okay text me when you're done perioding all over the place so i can tap that ass
7:45pmHer

will do


DING!


Post yours.

Uncle Steezo
08-02-2009, 08:55 PM
texting now. i sent 3 out.

Uncle Steezo
08-02-2009, 09:17 PM
yo i can't even play this game.
2 of the chix didn't even text me back......

















they called me within 60 seconds of getting the text. thirsty.



here is my only text response


i got a question.

sup?

when u gonna let me tap that?

lol u crzy!

i m 4 real

where r u?

i'm at home waiting for ur answer

(no response)

so? can i hit it or what?

is kaiyu (my son) over there?

nope.

call me.

Ghost In The 'Lac
08-02-2009, 09:19 PM
^this man struggles with reality

Uncle Steezo
08-02-2009, 09:30 PM
^^This man struggles with oral hygiene

Ghost In The 'Lac
08-02-2009, 09:39 PM
^this man is 42 years old, wearing jeans with sandels, open toed.

Also, the gap between his posts, was about 15 minutes. In that time he had 2 seperate phone conovosations with 2 differenet people, and one long texting session.

Tell us all how you are fitting in 24 days an hour of Wu corp gen chatting with all this puss on hand to order?

Or has your sex drive diminished with age?

GZAjector
08-02-2009, 10:10 PM
me: can i tap that or what????

my wife: what? can you tap what i don't get it

me: your boots, i wanna knock em

wife: why cant you just ask my face your in the other room

me: your butthole. i wanna breach it

wife: your a fag we only have 500 texts amonth

me: then quickly let me know whens a good time to rape your crevice

wife: lol probably like 6 week safter i have the babby

me: how is babby formed?






no more responses

BLACK BART SIMPSON
08-02-2009, 10:12 PM
ghostlaced is mad cuz he tried it and his mom told him not now shes watching hgtv.

DRUNKENDRAGON
08-02-2009, 10:17 PM
me: can i tap that or what????

my wife: what? can you tap what i don't get it

me: your boots, i wanna knock em

wife: why cant you just ask my face your in the other room

me: your butthole. i wanna breach it

wife: your a fag we only have 500 texts amonth

me: then quickly let me know whens a good time to rape your crevice

wife: lol probably like 6 week safter i have the babby

me: how is babby formed?






no more responses

LOL

http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf

EAGLE EYE
08-02-2009, 10:24 PM
LOL

http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf


lol

Bobby_Digital72
08-02-2009, 10:27 PM
^^This man struggles with oral hygiene

lol! and the Ebeef continues ..

good thread. I'm going to have to try it and see what happens..

SKAMPOE
08-02-2009, 11:28 PM
hahahahahahahaha this is great monk...


skamp; yo wats good lemme tap that

yari: que que?

skamp: WHORE I SAAAAID LEMME TAP THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

yari; no comprendo

yari; helloo?

skamp; tap tap tappity tap tap tap

yari; pa eso fumas lol

skamp.; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB6Lcyoh52o

GZAjector
08-02-2009, 11:36 PM
skamp: WHORE I SAAAAID LEMME TAP THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!


HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

























i'm all about tappin this
http://www.barproducts.com/media/co2_keg_tap_detail.jpg

while y'all all about tappin that
http://www.clemson.edu/newsroom/multimedia/images/2008_images/february/Tap_Kids.jpg

~

SKAMPOE
08-02-2009, 11:52 PM
http://www.picrandom.com/images/02learn.jpg
maxus tappyuth

Khem The Decepticon
08-02-2009, 11:54 PM
^^^^^ lol.

Uncle Steezo
08-03-2009, 01:00 AM
^this man is 42 years old, wearing jeans with sandels, open toed.

Also, the gap between his posts, was about 15 minutes. In that time he had 2 seperate phone conovosations with 2 differenet people, and one long texting session.

Tell us all how you are fitting in 24 days an hour of Wu corp gen chatting with all this puss on hand to order?

Or has your sex drive diminished with age?

my drive hasn't diminished as much as your enamel.

The Hound
08-03-2009, 01:57 AM
LOL

http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf

LOL

Hahahahahaha!

Lex Lugor
08-03-2009, 02:11 AM
rawfull

DRUNKENDRAGON
08-03-2009, 02:30 PM
8/3/2009
2:09 PM
Hughe:

can i ask you something?

2:10 PM
Hello Tank:

yeh

2:11 PM
Hughe:

when you gonna let me tap that?

2:13 PM
Hello Tank:

haha...you dont even know me

2:14 PM
Hughe:

lol thats okay with me

2:15 PM
Hello Tank:

what in the hell is "tapping that" anyway...doesnt make it sound very appealing

2:15 PM
Hughe:

dat ass
tap dat ass lol

2:16 PM
Hello Tank:

..and thats all you wanna do? sounds kinda boring to me

2:17 PM
Hughe:

haha oh so you like it kinky? okay you can dress me up like a furry

2:18 PM
Hello Tank:

haha

2:18 PM
Hughe:

yeah and you can walk me around your house naked with a leash on my pee pee place, for real though im running out of time. is 3:56 pm good for you?

2:20 PM
Hello Tank:

i suppose it would be, since i havent gotten out of bed...but really...im a night person

2:21 PM
Hughe:

if you close your eyes, it will simulate the darkness of night, plus save you from laughing at my tiny penis

2:21 PM
Hello Tank:

brilliant idea

2:22 PM
Hughe:

so we're in agreement? ok whats you're address? lol

2:24 PM
Hello Tank:

ugh..i change my mind..i have to clean my room





FAIL!!! I just broke even.

Why aren't more of you guys posting? Don't have any girls numbers in your phones?

JASPER
08-03-2009, 02:49 PM
hahahahahahahaha this is great monk...


skamp; yo wats good lemme tap that

yari: que que?

skamp: WHORE I SAAAAID LEMME TAP THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

yari; no comprendo

HAHAHAHAAAA!

me: yo grl can i tap it or wha
she: jaaaaaa

the scarecrow
08-03-2009, 02:54 PM
me-hey boobop
allie-boobop!
me-i need to ask u a question
allie-yea?
me-can i tap that?
allie-like have sex?
me-fuck yeah why not
allie-um your my bff's ex
me-so? shes a bitch anyways and u know it
allie-lol
me-so lets bump uglys
allie-ill think about it
me-k im at my place
allie-k :)

DRUNKENDRAGON
08-03-2009, 03:36 PM
me-hey boobop
allie-boobop!
me-i need to ask u a question
allie-yea?
me-can i tap that?
allie-like have sex?
me-fuck yeah why not
allie-um your my bff's ex
me-so? shes a bitch anyways and u know it
allie-lol
me-so lets bump uglys
allie-ill think about it
me-k im at my place
allie-k :)

Congratulations on your vagina. I suck apparently:

8/3/2009

3:16 PM
Hughe:

hey can i ask you something?


3:22 PM
Hughe:

you there person i dont know?

3:25 PM
♥i'm the one :

yea

3:25 PM
Hughe:

o hai
when you gonna let me tap dat?

3:26 PM
♥i'm the one :

wtf!!!!

3:26 PM
Hughe:

lol
don't be afraid, i'll be gentle

3:28 PM
♥i'm the one :

who the hell do you think you are talking to me let alone any female like that. i'm not some trashy bitch that fuck anything with a dick

the scarecrow
08-04-2009, 01:27 PM
^lol

food for thought
08-04-2009, 07:27 PM
LOLLLL drunkendragon

TheBoarzHeadBoy
08-05-2009, 01:37 AM
I don't have texting... waahhh :(

narc
08-05-2009, 11:17 AM
Me:
*hey
*i got a question

Her:
*Missing me? Hahaa
*How ruu?

Me:
*im good
*when u gone let me tap that?

Her:
*?
*What's the question?
*Nazzruskieeee what's the question?!
*You type so slow
*Nigger faggoy

Me:
*tap tat ass

Her:
*Looooooooool
*Wtf?!

Me:
*seriously
*im running out of time
*when can i tap that?

Me:
*answer!

Her:
*Loool screw you!
*This aint nazruskie is it?
*Neverrrr!

Me:
*I'll make you moan so much you'll run out of vowel sounds nd b tlkn lk ths fr wks.

Her:
*Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooool
*Skeeeen nazar!

Me:
*time is slippin lets get to whippin

Her:
*Ahahhahahahahaha that's jokess
*Is this ment to turn me on?

Me:
*so when can the tapping begin?

Her:
*Lol, I don't even knw what tapping is.. But I'm guesing it aint good lol

Me:
*tapping that ass
*rocking those bootsd

Her:
*Loooool boots?

Me:
*yes
*so what time you free?
*You've got me harder than Chinese arithmetic.