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JASPER
08-06-2009, 04:36 PM
I fucked two different hookers tonight and saved ya'll niggas the title change by doing it myself.

Sex with hookers is awesome when you're drunk which I happen to be and this hoe was really digging me I could tell. She wanted to cuddle and shit and we did. She was deepthroating me really slow and fucked me real fast.

Then I went to this other whore and just doggied and froggied her for 30 minutes mega hard.
So how was your night?

Ghost In The 'Lac
08-06-2009, 04:49 PM
someone say drunk sex with hookers?



















































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Ghost In The 'Lac
08-06-2009, 05:33 PM
co sign. The original thread title was actually funny.

Drunken Monk
08-06-2009, 06:11 PM
U are very drunnnnkkk shenkieee


;)

TSA
08-06-2009, 06:17 PM
i know right? that's the problem with this place, too many unfunny ppl trying to be funny. No everyone has to be funny. The guy made a title about using jizz residue to wax his eyebrows and it was even funnier knowing he made it in the fashion of the thread titles (only his has been the funniest) so to be funny the mod basically tries calling him gay and ends up making him look less gay then he originally made himself look. dumb. it's like someone making a thread about what cum tastes like, who has the biggest dick, and what type of dick they like to see in their porn then you make an E-FFER thread calling him gay that makes him look less gay then his original intent. then laughing cause he insulted you 3 yrs ago.




























































































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oDoUoSoKo
08-06-2009, 06:18 PM
what does that make you verry sheennkkkieee drunk? eloels.

Ghost In The 'Lac
08-06-2009, 06:43 PM
what,lol, it looks like they deleted Art Vandelays post above mine saying how bad the new title was. Wow.

whats with all this desperate lookin' huma-modding? this threads already on its 3rd title change. If youre doing re takes on being funny for the same thing you lost homes.

Blackula Spectacula
08-06-2009, 07:36 PM
Is this the only way alcoholics get love? hookers? and of course she was diggin you .. you paid her.

Art Vandelay
08-06-2009, 07:42 PM
i propose a motion that shenkie is the sole person to retitle threads. all in favor say "aye"

BLACK BART SIMPSON
08-06-2009, 07:52 PM
aye

YungSunny
08-06-2009, 07:56 PM
Is this the only way alcoholics get love? hookers? and of course she was diggin you .. you paid her.

^Broken-hearted ex-hooker.

oDoUoSoKo
08-06-2009, 09:02 PM
eye

J-Cee
08-07-2009, 01:31 AM
aye

check two
08-07-2009, 02:30 AM
Non Ignorants.

JASPER
08-07-2009, 10:22 AM
Is this the only way alcoholics get love? hookers? and of course she was diggin you .. you paid her.
Didn't we have an agreement about not talking to/about eachother?

You probably didn't intend to sound like it, but when I read that I imagine someone really bitter saying it.

Anyway, keep my name out ya mouth, doll.

Uncle Steezo
08-07-2009, 02:27 PM
no derek. the diff is that jasper made a thread about fucking a woman, actually 2 women. something you have never done. you make threads exploring the depths of your own homosexuality.

and no derek, dissing you for being the fggt you are, is not the same thing as changing thread titles because you looked no less homo afterward.



don't try to attach your faliures at being hetro to jasper's struggle to fuck women over the age of 12.



jasper, i prefer not to pay for pussy but when i did, i was drunk. and yes i enjoyed it.
as a matter of fact i was so drunk that i fucked one on my last night in bangkok and had only 200baat about 8 bux USD. she tried to rob me of this gucci link chain.
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/asia/thaiskyline.jpg

Ghost In The 'Lac
08-07-2009, 03:17 PM
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/asia/thaiskyline.jpg

"Ol' Special Ed"

oDoUoSoKo
08-07-2009, 07:19 PM
eloels^

Olive Oil Goombah
08-07-2009, 07:35 PM
Jasper do you fuck with Chimay ever???

16th_Chamber
08-08-2009, 12:07 AM
Didn't we have an agreement about not talking to/about eachother?

You probably didn't intend to sound like it, but when I read that I imagine someone really bitter saying it.

Anyway, keep my name out ya mouth, doll.

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JASPER
08-08-2009, 05:09 AM
jasper, i prefer not to pay for pussy but when i did, i was drunk. and yes i enjoyed it.
as a matter of fact i was so drunk that i fucked one on my last night in bangkok and had only 200baat about 8 bux USD. she tried to rob me of this gucci link chain.
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/asia/thaiskyline.jpg

Word.

I don't fuck hookers that much, but my fuck buddy told me to go fuck myself and I don't care much for dating or picking hoes at a bar when I just want to fuck.


The fuck is a Chimay?

Uncle Steezo
08-08-2009, 05:57 AM
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/asia/thaiskyline.jpg

"Ol' Special Ed"

lol
actually that was my nickname back in the day.

Olive Oil Goombah
08-08-2009, 08:03 AM
Word.

I don't fuck hookers that much, but my fuck buddy told me to go fuck myself and I don't care much for dating or picking hoes at a bar when I just want to fuck.


The fuck is a Chimay?

so its Dommelsch??

JASPER
08-08-2009, 03:20 PM
Ok right, beer talk. I'm all about these....

http://blackwithblue.free.fr/IMG/jpg/Westmalle_Tripel_Portrait_small.jpg

Olive Oil Goombah
08-08-2009, 04:07 PM
yea, thats it....tripel...shit is da fuckin bomb

Ghost In The 'Lac
08-08-2009, 04:17 PM
lol
actually that was my nickname back in the day.

thats really difficult to believe.

but what was your carer doing letting you so close to a balcony unattended like that?

PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT
08-08-2009, 06:21 PM
Jasper is the only racist i like on this site

Huggasaurus Sex
08-08-2009, 06:49 PM
i was staying at a resort the past couple of days so yesterday afternoon i stopped by the massage parlor, wasn't sure if it was legit or not. massage girl said she was 21, looked like she was 16, in any case she was like 5 foot nothing and had a cute face and small tits. at the end of the massage she asked me if she should "massage baby" and a big perv smile cracked my face in two.

Uncle Steezo
08-09-2009, 08:07 AM
^^^^hahahhahhh she said u have a baby dick.

KERZO
08-09-2009, 09:31 AM
holland is the shyt!

Inspectah_Dirk
08-09-2009, 10:38 AM
Yo, ever been to the hookers in Alkmaar? How are they? Haha.