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MAYOR QUIMBY
08-29-2009, 11:13 PM
Went to a bar and a fine breezy grabbed me by the belt and pulled me on the dance floor. We grinded and shook our ass all night. Got the digits to find out she has 3 kids, unmarried, and addicted to young cock. She's inviting me to her crib to "hang out." This bitch can get the didick, but is a little crazy.

WWJD?

Khem The Decepticon
08-29-2009, 11:22 PM
Fuck her.....

Lex Lugor
08-29-2009, 11:31 PM
hmmm what are her measurements?
also, dont forget the
http://www.topnews.in/health/files/HIVcondom.jpg

netscape check two
08-29-2009, 11:31 PM
Les,
Isn't she about 20 + years over what you usually go for?

Dr. Simon Hurt
08-29-2009, 11:42 PM
^^^damn it
beat me to it
i was about to post literally the exact same thing as soon as i saw the thread title and who posted

EAGLE EYE
08-29-2009, 11:46 PM
http://imgsrv.mix941.fm/image/kmxb2/UserFiles/Image/markmercedes/jc_zoolander.jpg

ALCATRAZ
08-29-2009, 11:49 PM
tha didick LOL

DC Entel
08-30-2009, 02:16 AM
enjoy that my friend

Poetic Wun
08-30-2009, 02:22 AM
Went to a bar and a fine breezy grabbed me by the belt and pulled me on the dance floor. We grinded and shook our ass all night. Got the digits to find out she has 3 kids, unmarried, and addicted to young cock. She's inviting me to her crib to "hang out." This bitch can get the didick, but is a little crazy.

WWJD?
man i had the same shit goin on, when i was 23 she was 31 tho.
she got mad attached and wanted me to stick around with her kids and baby daddies n shit, fuck that.

she still around, every now and then she get at me to meet her at a park so her kids can play while she brain me out or we hop in the back of her escalade her "24/7-puttin-in-maaaadd-ovetime" husband bought her lol...

worthless wife...
kinda bordeline bad moms since we in the truck while her 2 & 4 yr old in the park all alone but i'm gettin mine so whatever. least her oldest is in school gettin an education.

MAYOR QUIMBY
08-30-2009, 02:44 PM
Les,
Isn't she about 20 + years over what you usually go for?
Oh, indeed. But i've never been the type to pass on puss. The only thing thats preventing me from stabbing the gutters is her insanity. This bitch hits my phone up some 4 TIMES A DAY, "where you at, hunny?" "I'm bored, call me"...etc.....

I wanna hit it raw so bad tho!

Inspectah_Dirk
08-30-2009, 03:00 PM
Bitch is tripping when she's texting and calling you that many times with such shit. At that age...fuck her. But not litterely.

INF
08-30-2009, 03:02 PM
post pics or it never happened

MAYOR QUIMBY
08-30-2009, 03:04 PM
^^I'll take a pic with her next time and post a pic so you can jerk yer gerkin to it.

KaramelSundae
08-30-2009, 03:06 PM
lol

Inspectah_Dirk
08-30-2009, 03:07 PM
lol

Posts like this shouldn't count for the post-count. =:X

Prolifical ENG
08-30-2009, 03:24 PM
LES, I think this is your inflection point since you arent talking about 16-17 year olds anymore. This point always happens to dudes around your age. Right now at your age you can take them from 18 to 38 or even bigger range if you are creative.

Lex Lugor
08-30-2009, 05:41 PM
Posts like this shouldn't count for the post-count. =:X
:no:














Oh, indeed. But i've never been the type to pass on puss. The only thing thats preventing me from stabbing the gutters is her insanity. This bitch hits my phone up some 4 TIMES A DAY, "where you at, hunny?" "I'm bored, call me"...etc.....

I wanna hit it raw so bad tho!
:no:

















http://imgsrv.mix941.fm/image/kmxb2/UserFiles/Image/markmercedes/jc_zoolander.jpg
:no:

IRONFLAGCHIEF36
08-30-2009, 06:02 PM
Went to a bar and a fine breezy grabbed me by the belt and pulled me on the dance floor. We grinded and shook our ass all night. Got the digits to find out she has 3 kids, unmarried, and addicted to young cock. She's inviting me to her crib to "hang out." This bitch can get the didick, but is a little crazy.

WWJD?

this sounds the one of the descriptions to a porno.."this milf sent her kids off to bording school as she opened her thighs for some undeveloped testes"

nail the bitch..i would

Johnny Dust
08-30-2009, 06:58 PM
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2006/07/19/garden/contractor.190.jpg

JASPER
08-30-2009, 07:01 PM
http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/2784/andresmith1.jpg

Inspectah_Dirk
08-30-2009, 07:21 PM
Fuck! That's a fa(s)t nigga!

Lex Lugor
08-30-2009, 07:23 PM
one time i peeled up a tshirt and saw tits like that

JASPER
08-30-2009, 07:32 PM
It's funny how the shoes make him look like he has hooves.

On topic, the oldest hoe I fucked was 40 and I guessed her age at 25. Bitch was flattered and suck my plissken right. Speaking of dirty gonorrhea hookers, what are you still doing here Dirk. Get your coat and a 50 and do some flesh dancing up in that slutty neighborhood of yours.

Or,

you could listen to this song and jack off all over yourself

G-B0EOYaRZ4

Either way, you can't go wrong.