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deadlymelody
09-20-2005, 11:53 PM
Man so I got some gauze on my knee after a bad scrape accident, and as I try to slowly remove it I realize that the shit just molded with my scape and ripping it off would create immense amounts of burning pain sensations. Do I jerk it off?

Bedlam
09-20-2005, 11:57 PM
lol, misleading thread. and I dont know the answer to ur question

THE W
09-20-2005, 11:57 PM
its like Rza said: do u..

Sicka than aidZ
09-21-2005, 01:57 AM
wtf, yeah, burn it off

Sicka than aidZ
09-21-2005, 01:58 AM
stick it in some hot lava

ghostface28
09-21-2005, 02:04 AM
i try to do it once a day, it helps me keep the boners i get in public down

Os3y3ris
09-21-2005, 11:29 AM
You could just by pants that fit right making that a nonissue. If you run around like Urkel, then yes, you might need to handle the suituation.

Queen Of Poetry
09-21-2005, 11:31 AM
LOL.....nice title......I say just rip it off fast!!!!!!!!!!!

Skellington
09-21-2005, 12:16 PM
Jerk it off man, always jerk it off.

Jabba Jaw
09-21-2005, 12:25 PM
lol, misleading thread. and I dont know the answer to ur question
^^^
agreed lol!

but erm...
yeah just cut ya leg off slightly above the knee and then
stick ya stumpy leg in some ice to ease the pain.
(remember to stick the rest of ya leg in the freezer so it stays fresh)

once bleeding has stopped remove bottom half of leg from freezer and drill a hole through it,
then and only then... thread some string through the hole n hang the shit from your rear view mirror in ya car.

or juss jerk it off

decision is yours

Razorsharp
09-21-2005, 12:29 PM
jus have someone rip it off for u... have them say 1, 2, then *RIP* 3 lol

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
09-21-2005, 02:05 PM
use water to unstick it...

Queen Of Poetry
09-21-2005, 02:06 PM
Stop being a baby and whining!!!!!!!!!

Fr@z
09-21-2005, 02:10 PM
Rip it off

I had to rip off part of my fingernail the other week,It was fuckin painful.

Unforgiven
09-21-2005, 03:05 PM
try pouring water or alcohol, drinking or accident, makes no difference, one stings more, on it as you pull it off....or you could be a man and rip it off...personally id rip it just to see what it looks like

born invincible
09-21-2005, 03:18 PM
jerk jerk jerk...

deadlymelody
09-21-2005, 06:50 PM
LMAO at some people not reading what I said and say "oh yeah once a day, keeps the public boners down"

HAHA anyway, I just ripped it off like a man would and it hurt. I liked the feeling when blood was running down my hairy leg it was cool. I shoulda took pics of that shit.

MaShPG
09-21-2005, 06:55 PM
have your mom jerk it off for you

JASPER
09-21-2005, 07:02 PM
Yeah mostly. At least 15% of the time I'm awake. I like to get freaky with mayonaise and wrinkle cream samples from my sisters fashion magazines... oh wait... *slowly backs away*

deadlymelody
09-21-2005, 11:26 PM
Yeah mostly. At least 15% of the time I'm awake. I like to get freaky with mayonaise and wrinkle cream samples from my sisters fashion magazines... oh wait... *slowly backs away*
Dude you too? Ive discovered all sorts of condiments are good to rub your wiener with before you masturbate. Anything from ketchup to A-1 Steak Sauce although unless you like the feeling of you wiener burning off, don't use that stuff.