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Slothy Fitzpatrick
09-08-2009, 11:14 AM
I have written a great number of poems. I hope you enjoy them.

Ivonne

Three claws to seduce you, two paws to infuse you,
I am the worm to your granny smith apple,
Your ample bosom reminds me of the Andes in Spring,
You like the word "Heavy" more then the average human being,
You stay here despite the bullshit, like the green moss that grows on my muscular shoulders,
Nude photography circulation makes the heart grow colder,
My heart bleeds for you like an unusually "heavy" period,
Time marches on but I continue to wonder,
Is there room in your Iglo for a sloth with magical powers?
I'm prepared to learn Igbo to find the quay to your container ship heart.

TSA
09-08-2009, 11:31 AM
AHAHAHAHahaha! LOL at im prepared to learn igbo

Slothy Fitzpatrick
09-08-2009, 11:47 AM
I think therefore I am a sloth?

Who am I? Smarter then your average bear,
Human in mind but cumbersome in form,
A hidden genius smothered in moss and lichen,
Shunning his past like an Asian denying his blackness.

Who am I? Prophet? Preacher? Poet? A teacher?
A melting pot of ideas wrapped in a tombstone shell,
Like Einstein trapped in Margaret Thatcher's body,
gently stroking my member against the forehead of a beautiful rock.

Who am I? Supreme seducer,
Minibumpsh nudes producer,
A talking animal in the mold of Mr. Ed?
At the end of the day, I eat leaves for breakfast.

SHEM HOTEP.

SID
09-08-2009, 11:56 AM
TMnzZNl2arg

Slothy Fitzpatrick
09-08-2009, 12:23 PM
KTL

Black men pose as white men, white men pose as black men,
What the fuck is hap'nin',
Black Chinese people are the glue that binds the factions,
New World order? Time to lock up your daughter,
There's flouride in the water, CIA camcorder,
Martial law suspected, swine flu infected,
vaccinations rejected, Bilderburg is connected,
Know-The-Ledge aka serious in cyberspace,
Sloths are unaffected so I might attempt to hibernate,
Alex Jones battles, the masses act like sheeple,
ready-to-die cattle, uneducated people?
Internet opera, let's all just get our rage on,
Nothing quite makes sense like the blackness of an asian,
The "know-it-all" attitude does seem more reckless,
But what the fuck would I know? I eat leaves for breakfast.

SID
09-08-2009, 12:31 PM
haha.

Slothy your good but La Marmot is better.

Slothy Fitzpatrick
09-08-2009, 12:35 PM
This is all my ironic material (both in content and form), just wait for the serious stuff.

Edit: I've been dumbing my material down since 1987.

Tage
09-08-2009, 12:39 PM
TMnzZNl2arg


???... why didnt you post the original English version?

XN-p6n4kGJU

Slothy Fitzpatrick
09-08-2009, 12:53 PM
Wutang stans

He approaches me with a crooked swagger, a small "W" tattooed on his left arm.

He greets me with an enthusiastic "Peace god, word is bond yo".

I reply "Hi there, How are you?"

Then a tirade of words spew forth from his mouth like a tsunami composed entirely of liquified excreta.

"Bullet Proof Wallets is certified classic son. Do the knowledge"

"Aint nobody telling me Mr. Xcitement aint a banger from start to finish"

"I got a fitted Rae wore at a Wu concert. I can still smell his musty scent god"

I then calmly hand him the correct change and he gives me my pizza.

SHEM HOTEP.

SID
09-08-2009, 12:55 PM
???... why didnt you post the original English version?




A French marmot is so much funnier then a dull English one.

ALCATRAZ
09-08-2009, 01:04 PM
SHEM HOTEP aahahahahahahahahaha

Slothy Fitzpatrick
09-08-2009, 01:06 PM
A Mild Case Of Weed Psychosis

The fact is, my rhymes hit the world off it's axis,
I crack this, my hollow tips will leave you backless,
I stack chips, poker played by online practice,
I serve the beef spikey like a bovine cactus,
You weak fools, I'm holding more weight then Atlas,
Your life story equals the pea under the mattress,
My rhyme's digestible, slimming like a black dress,
Your styles detestable, brimming with the wackness.

Slothy Fitzpatrick
09-08-2009, 01:10 PM
Patrick Bateman Tribute

Name's Pat Bateman from American garden housin',
Ice pack with my crunches, I can now do a thousand,
I'll be there, with gun in hand when the slauther-start,
Paul Allen's got a card with subtle tone and water-mark,
This really pissed me off not because he was the better-man,
I mean my card is nice but he's got raised letteran',
Romalian was the font that Van patten's card was written,
Evelyn says I hate my job but I really want to fit-in,
I work at Pierce & Pierce in merges and aquisitions,
Don't touch my suit louis, "the compliment was sufficient",
I often hurt women, fury to sluts and abuse,
In my down time I listen to Huey Lewis & The News,
Go to Dorsia where the Urchin seviche is saltier,
Nice carry bag Pat, yo that's Jean Paul Gaultier,
Fisher account was the shit for Paul but nothing-lasted,
Try getting a rez at Dorsia now you fucking-bastard!

Slothy Fitzpatrick
09-08-2009, 01:19 PM
That will be all for tonight. I feel emancipated. I will be back tomorrow with more insights into life, and into my Slothy existence.

Till then,

SHEM HOTEP.

SID
09-08-2009, 01:30 PM
I really want to try some Australian weed now.

Slothy Fitzpatrick
09-09-2009, 05:59 AM
FERMI PARADOX TRIBUTE - WEEEEE LIDDDLLLLEEE PIGGGGEEEEE

Photoshop master without a smidgen of funny
Robocop blast ya, ya straight pidgeon my dunny,
Wee little piggy getting down to a River Dance,
Played by a Sloth, getting owned like "Deliverance",
Wee little pig man, what's the meaning of Scottish?
A pale ass hobbit man who lives in a cottage,
With wack posts more common then the snow in Alaska,
Wu forum catalogue that's cornier than Nebraska,
Wee little piggy getting played on the annual,
There's naught funnier then hearing FERMI read the Wu manual.

16th_Chamber
09-09-2009, 10:49 AM
??????
________
Suzuki Rgv500 History (http://www.suzuki-tech.com/wiki/Suzuki_RGV500)

Tecknowledgist
09-09-2009, 01:37 PM
I crack this, my hollow tips will leave you backless,

vinnie?! is that you?!

Blackula Spectacula
09-09-2009, 05:23 PM
I have written a great number of poems. I hope you enjoy them.

Ivonne

Three claws to seduce you, two paws to infuse you,
I am the worm to your granny smith apple,
Your ample bosom reminds me of the Andes in Spring,
You like the word "Heavy" more then the average human being,
You stay here despite the bullshit, like the green moss that grows on my muscular shoulders,
Nude photography circulation makes the heart grow colder,
My heart bleeds for you like an unusually "heavy" period,
Time marches on but I continue to wonder,
Is there room in your Iglo for a sloth with magical powers?
I'm prepared to learn Igbo to find the quay to your container ship heart.

Hahaha I love it. Thanks Babe :f

Slothy Fitzpatrick
09-10-2009, 05:21 AM
vinnie?! is that you?!

I used to Ghostwrite for Mr. Pazienza. Then he put his own twist on things.

For example:

"I was baptized, to see the universal through a cat's eyes"

"Y'all believe lies like you was Catholics"

"Chain hang down to my dick, I'm not Gandhi"

"You like the smell of males on your mattress"

After this treachery I cut ties.

Slothy Fitzpatrick
09-10-2009, 05:23 AM
Hahaha I love it. Thanks Babe :f

I'm not surprised. I tend to have that effect on women. They laugh first and love me later.

Yours,

Slothy Fitzpatrick the three-toed seducer.

Slothy Fitzpatrick
09-10-2009, 06:12 AM
Vinnie Paz Floetry Tribute - What's up Daddy?

I ate corn chips and fries at the cruxification of jesus,
You's a straight faggit with a loose addiction to penis,
You all need this, you all read this,
Vinnie P is full grown while yall fags is foetus,
You better heed this, you fucking pagan,
I went to Israel and saw a jew sucking bacon,
What's up Daddy? You rhyme like an amatuer too,
And Vinnie Paz hold a plunger like a janitor do,
Damage ya crew, with the force of nine weasels,
I was at the Last Meal eating hordes of divine cheesels,
You fake faggits, I fucking hate you,
If you're beef or lamb chances are I fucking ate you,
I ain't a saint dook, weed I smoke daily,
I live with my mother and father but they hate me,
I rap greatly, I like chain saws,
I study the Koran but only when the brain's raw.

Slothy Fitzpatrick
09-10-2009, 07:40 AM
White People

Titanium oxide in human form,
Exhibitors of devilish behaviour,
Lovers of fixed gear bikes and other hype,
Genetically inferior to Nelson Mandela.

Responsible for your problems?
Not particularly good at Basketball,
It's hot today, let's just stay inside,
Your not Raekwon The Chef, please don't say "word is bond yo".

"Driving Miss Daisy" was a great film,
Paris Hilton is not representative of white women,
I wear cardigans. What is Swagger?
We wish we were Black Asians but cross the road when we see them.

Bad dancers and conservatives,
Generational changes and My Chemical Romance,
I invented the system and now I'm a victim,
At least Asians have smaller dicks.

SHEM HOTEP.

Slothy Fitzpatrick
09-10-2009, 11:17 AM
Peace Be With You!

Forgive me father for I have sinned,
What have you done? Have you done something silly?
Did you rape a little girl, did you rob a bank?
Did you kill for blood? Did you hurt someone you love?
Confess to me my son, forgiveness from above,
That will be 10 Hail Mary's and put some money in the tray on your way out.....

Peace be with you.

Before you join our ranks I have some questions for you,
Are you homosexual? Are you Pro Life?
Is suicide selfish? What do you think of contraception?
By the way, did I ask you before if you were gay?
We don't like your type around this way,
You're sick and evil and we can't have you here........

Peace be with you.

The pillars are crumbling around me,
Don't worry my friend, we're more civilised than them,
Society's gone to the dogs but god is on our side,
We're the last remaining bastion of what's truly good,
If I had my way we really should,
Kill every last one of those filthy creatures.....

Peace be with you.

Slothy Fitzpatrick
09-10-2009, 11:19 AM
It is best to read the last Floem with a Scottish or Greek accent, given it's facade of seriousness.

SHEM HOTEP.

Divine King
09-10-2009, 01:22 PM
epicness

Slothy Fitzpatrick
09-10-2009, 02:12 PM
Never underestimate a sloth with swagger.

SHEM HOTEP.

Peace be with you.

Yours,

Slothy Fitz aka that sloth who's got you disrespecting yourself.

Divine King
09-10-2009, 02:31 PM
swag juiced sloth on the brink of astral projection

TSA
09-10-2009, 03:56 PM
Sloth-BANGERS

KaramelSundae
09-10-2009, 05:15 PM
real heavy
real ricey

Sky Blue Danny Kid
09-10-2009, 06:14 PM
White People

Titanium oxide in human form,
Exhibitors of devilish behaviour,
Lovers of fixed gear bikes and other hype,
Genetically inferior to Nelson Mandela.

Responsible for your problems?
Not particularly good at Basketball,
It's hot today, let's just stay inside,
Your not Raekwon The Chef, please don't say "word is bond yo".

"Driving Miss Daisy" was a great film,
Paris Hilton is not representative of white women,
I wear cardigans. What is Swagger?
We wish we were Black Asians but cross the road when we see them.

Bad dancers and conservatives,
Generational changes and My Chemical Romance,
I invented the system and now I'm a victim,
At least Asians have smaller dicks.

SHEM HOTEP.



Moving. It perfectly married my love of free form poetry with my hatred of devilry

Slothy Fitzpatrick
09-11-2009, 04:47 AM
Trapped But Not For Long

Tomb.

Housed alone.

Returning. Decomposing. Finished.

Worms, Dirt, sorrow, death.

Returning. Relieving. Released.

Boundless matter.

Freedom.

ALCATRAZ
09-11-2009, 04:49 AM
lol das cute

Slothy Fitzpatrick
09-11-2009, 05:18 AM
Indie

I am better than you.
I like music that doesn't get played on the radio,
I like wear women's jeans and boat shoes,
My opinion is the absolute truth and you are nought but peasants.

I am extremely popular.
I don't like my friends but I need them all,
I don't like real people because reality isn't cool,
My love/hate relationship with myself has got me disrespecting myself.

I am really good at photography.
I take pictures with an expensive camera,
I take things for granted,
My personality is a charade but I'm a good actor.

I am disgusted by pop culture.
I hate the superficiality of it all,
I hate myself,
My hypocrisy is only exceeded by my ego.

I am better than you.

Peace be with you,

Slothy.

Slothy Fitzpatrick
09-11-2009, 05:49 AM
Sloth Rap

Three-toes attacking when I leave hoes packing,
Fuck with a sloth and receive a slow smacking,
Women love me furry, My mentality's Israeli,
1% mascot busting fatalities on the daily,
I'm an angry individual, I riot in trees,
I a slow animal because my diet is leaves,
My intelligence exceeds the hype like "oh lord!"
But people always ask "how you type with those claws?"

SHEM HETEP

shem hotep.

Peace be with you!

SID
09-11-2009, 01:33 PM
Killin em

ALCATRAZ
09-11-2009, 01:34 PM
slothy i want a makaveli poem

Longbongcilvaringz
09-11-2009, 02:06 PM
Patrick Bateman Tribute

Name's Pat Bateman from American garden housin',
Ice pack with my crunches, I can now do a thousand,
I'll be there, with gun in hand when the slauther-start,
Paul Allen's got a card with subtle tone and water-mark,
This really pissed me off not because he was the better-man,
I mean my card is nice but he's got raised letteran',
Romalian was the font that Van patten's card was written,
Evelyn says I hate my job but I really want to fit-in,
I work at Pierce & Pierce in merges and aquisitions,
Don't touch my suit louis, "the compliment was sufficient",
I often hurt women, fury to sluts and abuse,
In my down time I listen to Huey Lewis & The News,
Go to Dorsia where the Urchin seviche is saltier,
Nice carry bag Pat, yo that's Jean Paul Gaultier,
Fisher account was the shit for Paul but nothing-lasted,
Try getting a rez at Dorsia now you fucking-bastard!

This was majestic.

"This really pissed me off not because he was the better-man,
I mean my card is nice but he's got raised letteran''

The last line is great also.

A Mild Case Of Weed Psychosis

The fact is, my rhymes hit the world off it's axis,
I crack this, my hollow tips will leave you backless,
I stack chips, poker played by online practice,
I serve the beef spikey like a bovine cactus,
You weak fools, I'm holding more weight then Atlas,
Your life story equals the pea under the mattress,
My rhyme's digestible, slimming like a black dress,
Your styles detestable, brimming with the wackness.

haha

I almost forgot about Gavin's weed psychosis.

I wonder how that's going for him.

Slothy Fitzpatrick
09-11-2009, 11:41 PM
slothy i want a makaveli poem

I will see what I can do. Tupac had really dreamy eyes.

SHEM HOTEP.

SID
09-12-2009, 08:01 AM
http://i26.tinypic.com/2wdqzkl.jpg

JASPER
09-12-2009, 08:10 AM
I'm gonna use one of those text-to-voice things and lay these poems over some heavy beats and make some cash. And then I will use the money to save the rain forests.

snapple
09-12-2009, 09:54 AM
"I'm an angry individual, I riot in trees,
I a slow animal because my diet is leaves,"

das gangsta

Slothy Fitzpatrick
09-13-2009, 10:45 AM
I'm gonna use one of those text-to-voice things and lay these poems over some heavy beats and make some cash. And then I will use the money to save the rain forests.


You are a great man.

Slothy Fitzpatrick
09-13-2009, 11:34 AM
American Black People

Poor Righteous Teachers wearing Bape sneakers,
Slavery historical, but for the present day,
Some choose the field and some choose the house,
and some choose to wear a weave.

We've got to get to Popeye's before it closes,
Supreme mathematics and bad habits, (shout out to Ras Kass)
Beating Whitey at his own games,
Skin Cancer? Now that's funny.

George Bush doesn't care about black people,
If you offer me watermelon again I'm going to slap you,
Raekwon is not actually a chef,
Dr. Dre is not a doctor so I wouldn't bother booking an appointment.

Why is that guy watching me piss?
How'd you fit all that in them jeans?
BET has a lot to answer for,
Thou shalt not question Tracy Morgan.

SHEM HOTEP.

Robert
09-13-2009, 02:39 PM
There's a little bit of Slothy in all of us.

SID
09-13-2009, 02:44 PM
You just have to find him. It involves leaves and pineal tears.

Slothy Fitzpatrick
09-14-2009, 10:15 AM
This took me a while as I am not accustomed to using such intricate slang.

Skampoe - KAIM FREW WIF DUH HEET

Skampoe infected, stay connected wif duh four pound dearly,
Dealin death to duh devils well before sound feory,
The type of cat tah run frew duh golf course wif duh air horn,
Pigz mite fly but I aint seen Skampoe gettin' air born,
Take a look at him, I think he swallowed more den pride,
Where you at Skamp? residin' on duh hollow side,
Writin raps in duh dungen wif duh fird eye half closed,
Plucken eyebrows, "is dat bacon? can ya please pass those?",
PCP is duh illest, bombing tracks like ya need us,
hav ya ever met a latino called Mohammed Rodrigeuz?,
Preachin an professin to duh dumb, def, and blynde,
Teachin' life lessonz like do not ingest duh swine,
A poor righteous teacher wif an ample CV,
yo that dog ripped up duh mattress live on Skampoe TV,
You wanna step tah Skamp and he'll shame you in duh street,
Jumpin' rails in slow mo, jigsaw kaim frew wif duh heet!

SHEM HOTEP.

Slothy Fitzpatrick
09-14-2009, 10:16 AM
I am happy to do requests.

I will do a Tupac poem for ALCATRAZ (you need to give me an angle to approach it from) as he suggested.

SHEM HOTEP.

EAGLE EYE
09-14-2009, 10:44 PM
approach the Tupac poem through the eyes of a ballerina fresh out the bing..



get it?

Slothy Fitzpatrick
07-12-2010, 12:17 PM
The Comeback

Slothy's back, sloth rap, blessin tracks like a felony,
Yall faggits eating pork? I was in the jungle chomping celery,
Slaying poachers with a death blow, the tech blow,
Slothy ain't shit? They just mad coz I get hoes and get dough,
I'm still a brolic animal that's eats leaves and throws crosses,
Slow moving not slow witted with a back the grows mosses,
Pero no soy un oso perezoso, marequita,
Nunca como la comida grasosa, I'll defeat ya.

Rival rappers I'm still failing ya, derailing ya,
Slothy, the crowd they be hailing ya from brooklyn to Australia,
You people complaining about the present day dangers,
I got cousins who got sold to faggit peasants in cages,
I don't give a fuck about state killing men for sour crimes,
Do you know how many Sloths get killed on power lines?
Reppin all day with the wordplay, I'm back like a vertebrae,
A Sloth with a ten inch cock to turkey slap the hurt away.

SHEM HOTEP AND HELLO TO ALL MY WUCORP BROTHERS AND SISTERS. PEACE BE WITH YOU.

Olive Oil Goombah
07-12-2010, 10:19 PM
I find your lyrics and poetry sooting to the large clotted vein in my penile shaft. Perhaps its calcified grip of the three toes?

Slothy Fitzpatrick
07-13-2010, 11:33 AM
Perhaps it is. I'm glad that it relaxes the vein on your penile shaft. While my ultimate goal is education, it's good to know I'm helping in other ways.

Peace be with you.

Olive Oil Goombah
07-13-2010, 03:59 PM
And also with you.

Let us give thanks and praise to the Lord.

It is right to give thanks and praise.

BLACK BART SIMPSON
07-13-2010, 04:05 PM
stringer....