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JerseyIronman
09-12-2009, 01:59 AM
Dear General Chat,

This stripper stuck her tongue in my mouth while she was giving me a lap dance tonight. Whats the worst that can happen?


thanks,

JerseyIronman

INF
09-12-2009, 02:03 AM
Lots.


worst that could have happened was that she just finished gulping down a load from the last dude. or herpes.....

JerseyIronman
09-12-2009, 02:05 AM
cool

KaramelSundae
09-12-2009, 02:14 AM
ew

JerseyIronman
09-12-2009, 02:25 AM
i was checking around the internet, i should be good unless she had some kind of open sore on her mouth, which i dont think she did.

good night...

cap
09-12-2009, 04:33 AM
hahahahaaha

Longbongcilvaringz
09-12-2009, 04:34 AM
jesus kimbo price.

snapple
09-12-2009, 10:38 AM
blame it on the alchy......

it's just a kiss....you could have fucked her lol...

relax bro you're good...

oDoUoSoKo
09-12-2009, 10:51 AM
id fuck her

snapple
09-12-2009, 10:55 AM
^^he should have...he kissed her in the mouth...the damage was already done lol....

Blackula Spectacula
09-12-2009, 11:29 AM
She could have herpes though and you wouldn't be able to tell cause she might not even know it!!.... I'm always afraid of kissing people, even if they have just a cold sore... thats still herpes!

theDZA
09-12-2009, 11:58 AM
Dear General Chat,

This stripper stuck her tongue in my mouth while she was giving me a lap dance tonight. Whats the worst that can happen?


thanks,

JerseyIronman

your milk will go sour and then your dick will fall off

Steve Urkel
09-12-2009, 12:02 PM
^^

Whore knowledge straight from the source

theDZA
09-12-2009, 12:50 PM
^^

Whore knowledge straight from the source

didn't you leave?....i'm pretty sure you did

PALEFORCE
09-12-2009, 12:54 PM
damn dude thats fucking gross what were you thinking? i went and got a massage the other day and the chick sat on my face while she jerked my dick..thats how you do it kiddo.

JerseyIronman
09-12-2009, 01:15 PM
damn dude thats fucking gross what were you thinking? i went and got a massage the other day and the chick sat on my face while she jerked my dick..thats how you do it kiddo.
^^

lol so she had her vag in ur face? thats way worse


This stripper was rubbin my dick and sticking her tits in my face then she go to kiss me and im like "yeea!! ..o wait, NO!!!"

she didnt really STICK her tongue in my mouth, she just barely did before i realised what was actually happening.

I just cant believe they do that shit, Its so unprofessional lol. She cant go around kissing every guy she gives a lap dance to right? its probably just cuz im so good looking.

INF
09-12-2009, 01:17 PM
they do whatever they gotta do to keep the money going dude.dont kid yourself.unless you took her home or followed her home and had the pussy then you got played.

PALEFORCE
09-12-2009, 01:19 PM
yea i had a busted stripper force a lap dance on me once and she was sticking her flap jack titties and paget nipples on my mouth. it was definatly a violation. i ended up crying in the shower for an hour.

killafifth
09-12-2009, 03:13 PM
Hahahahahah yo stripperz are human viruses

12weLvE
09-12-2009, 03:31 PM
Depending on how hot she is I would fuck her... but never let her kiss me lmao!! man they suck dick on barstools for 40 Dollars without a condom lol. Man I ve heard so many storys and seen so name wild things at strip clubs. Especially the underground ones.

IrOnMaN
09-12-2009, 04:06 PM
I've never been to one. Here's the thing. If I can't have sex, then I won't go. What's the point of me going to a strip club to see booty shaking when there's youtube?

JerseyIronman
09-12-2009, 04:26 PM
What's the point of me going to a strip club to see booty shaking when there's youtube?

Lapdances.

Also if ur willing to spend cash u can basically get a stripper to do whatver you want to you.

My friend got a handjob for $40 one time

IrOnMaN
09-12-2009, 04:33 PM
Lapdances.

Also if ur willing to spend cash u can basically get a stripper to do whatver you want to you.

My friend got a handjob for $40 one time

Your friend busted a nut in front of other people?

Blackula Spectacula
09-12-2009, 04:55 PM
^^

Whore knowledge straight from the source

You keep calling me a whore and yet you insist on bothering me through pms and posting on my page offering gifts. You're fucking pathetic, get off my clit you fag.

IrOnMaN
09-12-2009, 05:02 PM
You keep calling me a whore and yet you insist on bothering me through pms and posting on my page offering gifts. You're fucking pathetic, get off my clit you fag.

It's obvious that he's jealous of you and he likes you. It's called fear./(

Blackula Spectacula
09-12-2009, 05:06 PM
It's obvious that he's jealous of you and he likes you. It's called fear./(

Yeah I know .. Little boys with crushes. Pathetic.

theDZA
09-12-2009, 05:54 PM
You keep calling me a whore and yet you insist on bothering me through pms and posting on my page offering gifts. You're fucking pathetic, get off my clit you fag.

lol...i thought he was talking to me....i was kinda confused

he probably knockin one out to pics of you anyway....

Blackula Spectacula
09-12-2009, 06:27 PM
Probably.

PALEFORCE
09-12-2009, 07:04 PM
the lord and big brother know i been.

Blackula Spectacula
09-12-2009, 07:13 PM
and now I do too, thanks.

PALEFORCE
09-12-2009, 07:17 PM
ill buy you some gifts black, ill get you the double donger, the swivel dildo with the rabbit, the vibrating egg, rubber fist, whatever you want.

Bobby_Digital72
09-12-2009, 07:19 PM
lol...i thought he was talking to me....i was kinda confused

....

Lol

Meta4
09-12-2009, 07:22 PM
I had this bangin blonde college stripper chick kiss me and I cut to cheek, P I M P move :W

She looked mad presentable tho so lip woulda been fine but thats not how I gets down.

oDoUoSoKo
09-12-2009, 11:29 PM
id let em sit on my face

Blackula Spectacula
09-12-2009, 11:34 PM
lol you guys are nasty.

TheBoarzHeadBoy
09-12-2009, 11:50 PM
See, most of these cats will never get anything better than a stripper's company, and in the case of CJ a prostitute's. So they'd be pumped to get anything more than a bit of flashing for cash. So obviously they'd be willing to go down on a random pretty face that probably sucks dicks for cash in the back room.

I mean for some contact with a female herpes is hardly anything...

PALEFORCE
09-13-2009, 01:30 AM
all u got to do to get girlz is just give them the look














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