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RzaRectum
09-13-2009, 03:30 AM
So, three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they
struck up a conversation..

The black Lab turned to the chocolate Lab and said, 'So why are you
here?"

The brown Lab replied, 'I'm a pisser. I piss on everything...the sofa,
the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when
I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed.'

The black Lab said, 'So what is the vet going to do?'

'They gonna cut my balls off,' came the reply from the chocolate Lab. 'They
reckon it'll calm me down.

The black Lab then turned to the yellow lab and asked, 'Why are you
here? '

The yellow Lab said, 'I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers
and trees, I dig just for the Hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the
carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch.'

'So what are they going to do to you?' the black Lab inquired.

'Looks like I'm losing my nuts too', the dejected yellow Lab said. The
yellow Lab then turned to the black Lab and asked, 'Why are you in
here?'

'I'm a humper,' the black Lab said. 'I'll hump anything. I'll hump the
cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump
everything I see.. Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the shower
and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started humping away'.

The yellow and chocolate Labs exchanged a sad glance and said,'So, nuts
off for you too, huh?'

The black Lab said.. 'No, I'm here to get my nails clipped.'

killafifth
09-13-2009, 03:45 AM
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Uncle Steezo
09-13-2009, 04:00 PM
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Bobby_Digital72
09-13-2009, 04:47 PM
LOL Thats a good joke..

SilvaFistz
09-13-2009, 07:56 PM
lol!! nice!!

drippie k
09-14-2009, 12:57 AM
meh.

admiral atlas
09-14-2009, 01:48 AM
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haha. works everytime.

the scarecrow
09-14-2009, 02:16 PM
wanna hear a funny joke?.... womans rights

RzaRectum
09-17-2009, 06:38 PM
yo im haven a problem loading my signature picture how do i fix this any suggestions

press ctrl alt del


What? Its Ctrl F4